M broadcasting from Watt's Creative Studios in Bedford, Virginia. You're listening to Life Liberty Happiness with your host Brian Schwide. So you thank you guys some county line cred because you roll the dirt rod or two you got him. I'll see your hat on top of your head and Southern bride tattoo. Yeah, you might have drank a little brain alcohol hall a little hay, but if you think your boots gotten more dirt than mine, I got one thing to see. My sound smaller than your town, and I got a bigger bugging lads of my wild I got a little more kicking my draw y'all. I got a little more spit of my yall, and my truck's ladder than your truck. My cars a little more blue. You might thank your red nick, but I'm reading nigger than you say. I got a car park. Then, all right, everybody, welcome to another episode of Life Liberty Happiness with your host Branchly. 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Well that's a different company. Don't have a plumbing company called Johnny's. We don't give out free ads never mind, no free ads here only uh what do we rush? Call them? Obscene profit? All right, getting we got a huge action packed two hours. In the first hour, We've got tons of sports to get to like we've got to roll through all that sports. Okay, but right now we have this day in history, which is September thirteenth. Right in nineteen forty nine, cut one alone rating curve. The Lone Ranger debuted in nineteen forty nine. Can you believe that what cartoon was that I was thinking of a like a Looney Tunes or something. Yeah, you're somebody saying it's like a little sound that I was having a different flashback when he was Okay, this was a bunch of old shows like that, like that we had this weird channel dud when of your kid. It wasn't. It was kind of. It wasn't because we only had three channels, right ABCNBCCBS. Yes, But then there was a third channel, and I can't remember what it was called our fourth channel. It wasn't. It was a US what was it called UHF channel? I believe? So, Yeah, And it showed a lot of these old shows or like oh the one Cisco Kid. That was the one I used to watch as a little kid. Hey Cisco, oh, Poncho, all those little old things, A little trivia. What was Lone Rangers side kick? The Indian oh uh uh shoot, no Tonto correct hot Tonto Tato? What was the Lone Rangers horses name? How about would he? It's not a star trek t you question, It's not. I don't know. I don't know what is it? High good lord? Anyway, any anything good happened this weekend? A lot of good. I'll get into it when we get to sports. The stuff. I like you, I will tell you this before we move on to drama. Would he? Have you ever you or Trent? Have you ever had something in your mine that you wanted to purchase and you like say like I literally have pinched pennies and saved for this one specific item when I hit my mark. I guess I did it wrong. I guess I assumed in my mind what it's supposed to cost, and then once I saved my money, I went to go purchase and it was more than double of what I had saved. Maybe you should do the research before, Yes, maybe I did. In my head. I would have never You could have never convinced me how much a hot tub would be. I was. I saved four thousand. I worked my butt off to get that four thousand, put it in the bank, and I started researching to go buy my hot tub. And I walked into the store and the dudes like, hey, we got this model and this model and this model. And I'm like, as you know, asking all the questions. And then I said, all right, so what's the cost difference between fresh water and saltwater? And he's like about five thousand difference. I was like, whoa, that's a lot. And he's like, yeah, like this model here's about ten thousand, nine hundred, this model here's fifty. Good grief. I'm like, what, So I came on home with sad puppy Sunday man just a little kiddie pool. No, I haven't bought anything. I'm just sad now because I mean I have done work at my house to make a hot tub area. I've got it all built. This feels a little bit like Chevy Chase with no in the pool, and I'm just so yes, did you go off in the store like he did when I was getting club? I mean literally, I think if you saw me walking out of the story, it looked like I lost my best friend. Like it just I was so sad. I'm just sad. I'm glad I didn't go with you. Now that would have been doubly sad. I'm convinced that I can still find something. Hey, but do you think some of that could be the difference between Trump and that you were thinking Trump years? There's when everything else had gone up twelve thousand dollars double. I'm sorry, man, can come over and use mine? Okay, I don't have one. You would do something, so the go buy one and go Sorry, I got lots and everything. There's a family funny for us, my cousin and we're in our fifties now, we still talk about you know, back in the day, you had landlines and that's all you could do, you know, and you know how like when your cousin came over, it was like a it was like you could not wait until your cousin came to the house, right, It was that kind of cousin. He's like he's like a brother to me. David. Yeah, we still talk about this. We were like seven and eight years maybe nine and ten or something like that. But he called and hate we're coming down. Well, I mean it's my parents talked to each other and then we got to talk to each other like, yeah, what are we gonna do? And I was like, hey, come to the pool. We got a new pool. That kid is so excited about the pool. He jumps out of the car and runs to our backyard in swimming trucks like he's going to run directly in there, and we had no pool, just lied to him. That is messed up. Yeah, we still this day talk about that, Like when he invites me up to the summertime, he'll send me a picture of a pool like it was just put in at his house. So evil. Yeah. Oh well, hey, if you're a sponsor and you happen to own a place that sells hot tubs, I'll be glad to give you a free Hey, now, is that something that you would get off of messenger? A used one? Is that something you would do? So I consulted with somebody because they have a really nice hot tub and I said, you know, how much did you pay for yours? And they were like five thousand dollars. I was like, how did you get that? And they're like, oh, you don't buy a new one. You always buy a used hot tub. You don't buy a new hot tub. That's buying a new car. And I'm like what, oh, yeah, the value goes half once once you use it. Well that's what I would do. And I was like, oh okay, so then I did. The problem you have is the sales rep man. I just there's there's certain things that ticked me off. When you call the sales rep and he says, and you say, hey, I was talking to somebody who bought from you guys, and they said maybe a used one would be better, And he said yeah, he said, I got one. He said it's right in your price range. And he tells me the exact number that I told you know was my budget. Yeah, he's smart. Well I'm not. That just tells me I'm I buying from you. But would you think Facebook Messenger? Then have you checked that market? Here's what everybody has told me. You don't buy a used one unless you buy it from a dealer because it has to have a warranty. If it doesn't, you're gonna get screwed. But didn't. Okay, I don't know enough about him, but I thought in the only moving part to pump. Oh no, You've got lots of different things. Piping, there's insulation issues, there's water issues, There's there's a bunch of different things. Yeah, UV, lights, I don't know. There's a bunch of different things. But okay, so I don't. I didn't even know anything about a freshwater versus saltwater, and I didn't realize the saltwater. You don't You basically only have to drink once a year and it's very little maintenance. Yeah. So I last night I was like, do you have to like buy your saltwater from somebody? Like? Is there a place? And she goes, I'm sure it's just regular water and you add salt to it, and I'm like, well no, I mean I watched I used to watch Fish Tanks. Do you ever see that show? Yeah? Tanked? Yeah, yeah, they always bring in the seawater, right, h balanced, all that good stuff. I'm like, maybe you have to do that when you haven't. I think it is I think your your wife is right, it's a it's a it's a cut that you feel it with salt. I'm probably yeah, but in my mind, you have to ship the bay and the reason why it's better better for your skin, but be chlorine is a gas, so it's in a tablet form that you put in, but when you put it in the water, it dissolves. And the reason you always have to keep repleshing it is because it's gas, and it'll leave the it'll leave the water where salt stays. Y'all. You and Ashley been trying to give me salt for years us. I mean, that's all of them. Just drink when you're in there. All right? On the drama, Oh my god, even put Io silver idiot? All right, all right, I did get through two episodes of Homeland. You're gonna love it. Oh I do already. How have I missed this? That's the Blonde? Yeah, send Lady and the Redheaded. If you're listening to the show, which we I have had plenty of our guest send me messages saying which, by the way, if you listen to the show, you're welcome to text me at four three four four four four eighteen seventy four. I love hearing comments from guests. Yeah, and they tell me all. I watched the series. You guys recommended. It was terrific. I wish our people who listen would send us recommendations. Yeah. How the hell did I miss Homeland for so long? It's really good. That show started in twenty ten. Yeah, I remember when it came out. I think I watched the first two seasons, so I haven't seen anything beyond that. If they're I can't remember how many seasons. There's eight, and I think they're still doing yeah wow. But I'm telling you, when I think about the intense yeah scenes, it gets so good, like the towards the end of season one or two, I can't remember. I mean, your heart is pounding, Oh my god, this is gonna be great. This is good. Serious. Yeah, I forgot about that one Blue Ridge Rock Festival. I've got some comments to make on this. Yeah. So everybody's going nuts over this, right. I think I have heard it described as a crap show. These people have no idea what they're doing. The comments I read yesterday by the News of people saying this is terrible. We had people from California. There's a couple that came from Australia. You know all this. First, let me just say this, if you come from the other side of the country to watch one band, then you don't We're not gonna make you happy more than one band, right, So that's what these people were saying, I came all the way here just to see this band. I mean, if that's what you did, then you're an idiot. But here's what I made the comment yesterday when I was texting with you and your brother. Every single one these people will be back next year. Not one person is not going back to the Blue Ridge Rock Festival. That's true because we went through this two years ago. Yeah, I thought it was every year they've been disgruntled. But Brad said last year was perfect. Well that's what he said. But every year they are always are complaining about the people. Yeah, and to me, like, I don't know if you noticed how many bands were there this year, Like I went through like four pages. Yeah, that's incredible. It was. Yes, it sounded to me like a terrific show. It sounds like so it has grown and it's so big and it's only been going three years, right, I think this was a third one. So they it sounds like they found the right venue. It's just they have gotten screwed on weather. Yeah, what can they do? Yeah, it's been impossible and it's such bad luck. I hate It's like the Highland County Fair every single year for like fifteen years it rained on the festival. It's just a I mean, you just feel like you got a cloud over your head. Well, I did see a clip of Oliver Anthony like he apparently stayed on Sunday in him and some other bands did acoustical stuff, which I thought was really cool. And then the dude I think is really authentic because the next video I see, he literally pulled over to the side of the road. Did you see that I saw yet? Yeah? Yeah. And so he has canceled his event. He had an event scheduled at Cottony Joe's and another venue and he is refusing to do them because typically ever since this thing blew up, he has kept his schedule. And he said it's getting to the point where I can't. I mean, so I let someone else do it. And this happened already, and he wasn't throwing the other person under the bus. He's just like, I don't think they understood what I meant. I'm not playing anywhere where it costs more than twenty dollars. That's just not gonna happen because going around a hundred yeah wow. And he's like, I'm not doing that. So he's refusing to go. He's not gonna play kat and I, Joe's and something other one and he said, I'll just start booking those stuff again. I think I saw Always had like a pop up camper at the Blue Wrist festival, like he's just with everybody else. Yeah, it looked like a suburban or a tie has something. But it seems to be authentic. Man. Yeah, I'd like to hear more from the festival why they canceled, because a lot of people that I were reading were saying, the weather is fine. I mean, we went through the rough part. It's over with. Now why can't they play You wonder if some of the bands just said now, well, And that was one of the things I did here, is that one of the earlier bands ruined their instruments because of the rain that came through. So I can see all that, but man, I just wish they had a successful trip because so many people are excited about that thing. I agree. All right, you have finished your documentary on goats, no sort of, so the you know, the nine to eleven The Towers, I was finishing up that I had like one more episode to watch. So they did the thing. They talked about all the things after nine to eleven and then finally getting to the killing of Osama and and all that stuff. But when they got to the episode. I have never heard this before about the government waste that was done in Afghanistan before Trump and Biden, like back in the bush days and what they did. So they had a government auditor go through this man. You can just see this is happening right now in Ukraine. Oh yeah, they were going down there and the guy said, and I think it was something like and I'm going to get the numbers wrong, but let's just for sake of he said, out of one hundred million dollars, eighty percent of it was trash. It was just not like and he gave an example of goats. Someone decided that if they brought goats in from England, that if they bread with the goats of Afghanistan, their Kashmere product would be a hundred times better than it is already. Wow. So they bring these goats in and we pay for it. The taxpayers pay for the goats to go from England to Afghanistan. And so the guy goes down to find out where are the goats. All the goats have been eaten. There are no goats. I mean, how do we not know these things? I mean they just sweep it under the rug like a general said that he was not interested in having an office built for him. They built one anyway, and it was like a seven thousand square foot building and had all these chairs and they just bulldozed it. It's such a waste of money, man, it's ridiculous our money. By the way, everybody forgets to say that. And what's a serious call so people can tune in. That's the one that's been out forever. It's not eleven Towers or something like that. Yeah, you're listening to Life, Liberty Happiness on the sports, Life Liberty Happiness Sports. All right? Uh MLB update, The O's are still in first place. Oh yeah, it looks like, uh, the O's and the Braves seem to be both of those have over ninety wins this year. Can you believe that those still are over ninety wins. It's just so great, I mean it's so good. I mean, plus the Braves, I mean those are like the Yeah, just the good old baseball teams. That's right, Cardinals. Yeah, So that's just an update on the MLB. NASCAR was in Kansas, Tyler Reddick. One, man, I missed every single lapp of that race. You didn't miss much. I don't think it was so much NFL and US opening it. I completely forgot about the race. At the beginning of the year. You asked who would finish better, didn't you Kyle Busch or Reddick? Who would have the better season? You said possibly? I mean we argue so much. All right, how is that working out for you? Well, I mean you can't. You can't come after a guy gets a lucky win and then say he's ahead of Kyle Bush. He was behind Kyle Bush before he got to one. And by the way, let's not forget Kyle Busch is going to a team that needed some help. I mean when you're best drivers Dylan. Wait, he's changed everything about that show. Wait, and Tyler Reddick is moving into his old run. But where did Tyler Reddick? Huh didn't they switch? No? First of all, Tyler Reddick had three wins last year in RCR. Okay, so you're trying to say Bush went there and made it better, only has one win. He's got two. You just make up stuff even know you did. And then you said they swapped rides and they did die I thought they did. Tyler Reddick drives for Denny Hamlet. Oh, why do we keep saying there are different teams, they're the same team. It's all Joe Gibbs. All right, Well, anyway, we'll see at the end of the year. Well, NASCAR's onto Bristol this week Saturday night race. Oh man, I don't even know that. Who you got first? Of all? Always they can bring out I'm gonna go with one of the Keselowski cars. Okay Bush Busher or maybe Keslowski gets this first one. That would be good. All right, all right, uh f one if you returns this weekend. I hate when they're not racing. I know. Yeah, I get more disappointed that now than a NASCAR who would have thought that a Sunday morning. Yeah, it's great, Yes, get them, have some coffee, you watch the race. Watch the race. Yes, it's wonder They will be in Singapore Street Course. It's really cool. It's a night race too. It's kind of neat. We should have a game where we pick on a map where these places are. Oh, I look it up because I don't know is near Is it near thigh Land? Like the other day, Marty asked me where Monico was and she was talking to her son about, you know, the wealth of Monico. Where is it, and the only reason I knew is because of f one. Yeah, I'd looked on the map. It's crazy, all right. The US Open, I did not watch a single swing. I watched more US Open than I think I ever have since I was a teenager. Coco and Coco one for the women's which is an American great, Djokovic one for the men's, and I think the argument is now over correct. We can put him as the greatest of all time. I would say, so. Yeah, I mean, to be honest with you, I mean, there's Alcarez, there's Medvedev, but they're gonna have to be joker. Yeah, I mean, he's not going anywhere. Yeah, it's crazy. I think they said he's lost nine Grand Slam finals. I mean, just think about that. If he runs half those, he's already I mean that guy could reach to a he has the most. Yeah, yeah, all right, so that's great. The story that I keep hearing is they did not play the national anthem. I did not pick up on that. I did hear like one of the evenings before they played the black national anthem, which I'm not even gonna call it that. Apparently, the US opened opening ceremonies they played the national anthem, and that was there. They were trying to say, well, we did, so that carries you all the way for two weeks, that's what they're saying. But you and I both know before the championship match, yeah, you have your national anthem. It always has been out. So Coco was fantastic. I swear I root for her so much. She is such a sweet just yeah, respectful young lady. I mean, it was just amazing her toughness, you know, and you know she was a phenomen at fifteen years old and everybody and then she went down like people kind of forgot about her. And then it just four years later, here she is back and the person she was playing to me, look like Caitlyn Jenner. Yeah. She looked like she had been on steroids. Man. She looked like a beast. And Coco still beat her. It was crazy cool. That's awesome. How about the end of the have you seen the irony? No? I didn't see any code. Okay. So the sponsor of the US Open this year was Madarna. Oh gosh. So of course the shot of the day, that's what they call the shot of the day after and it was when Joker wins it. Ironically, Joker didn't get any shots and he missed two US opens because of it. Yeah, isn't it ridiculous? Yes, that was done such on purpose. It's a joke. College football for the weekend. Yeah, college football. I was back in the swing. Uh. Colorado is still the talk of college football, and we'll be until they lose. Yeah, they're going to be the top story. What have they moved up to? Any do our staff is effort? Uh you use Safari? Yeah, I'm supposed to do. Even at the bottom of my phone. It's easy. I don't know a bit, Trent. We gotta get chrome on that phone. I find everything I need Safari right now. Number eighteen. That's why they're ranked as eighteenth. Yeah. Yeah, I gotta play somebody first. Uh, they got usc this year. That'll we'll know after that. Alabama losing to Texas, how huge was that you did? That was? He was a really good game. But you didn't have Texas going in Alabama and winning. No, and they won pretty convincingly. Like it. The SEC's not had a very good start, No, but they always finished well. I mean they usually dominate everything. It's not like them to lose these out of conference games, a lot of transfers. I think they said was the first time in forty seven games that they've asted home to a non conference team. Yep, that's wild. Yeah, that's crazy. Colorado plays Colorado State, which that's one of those games you're playing your rival. Now, what are you talking about? That's they lost the Rams State or something, or San Diego State or something. Okay, yeah the Rams are not good. Well, you always got a rival. Okay. I have to wait to see what Carolina. Kevin says. He's the only game. Oh you know, he his picks from last week. He's the only game on one. That's crazy. Yep. Oh, I actually I picked Colorado for Nebraska. That was the only game I'll one. You went against Nebraska. Of course, that's you're a Nebraska fan. I am, But say, that's why Gamblins sucks. That's why I'm three and six, That's why fantasy football sucks. Yeah, that's true. Games to look forward to this week v M I and NC State. Who's looking forward to that? No, I'm just curious, are do you root for your who do you root for? Heresy State? We don't root for where you graduated from? They took aways down jo wal Jackson. Okay, I couldn't care less bury him. Wow, yeah, yes, you've heard it here first. It's awesome. Yeah, stop taking down statues. Agreed. Good. I like that. I'm a man of principal. I like that. Stand no pun intended? Uh. Georgia South Carolina. Any chance of an upset? No? Okay, not even close. Georgia by twenty one. Tennessee Florida. That's going to be. That's got to be Channel seven, right, that was man, that was you NW Tennessee, Florida was coming home and you heard that loud. It was great. Well, it's definitely not because Tennessee is playing Florida on ESPN. If you safarid that you would know. So it's a seven o'clock game. So let's see. I went to the NFL. All right, poor old Aaron Rodgers. God, and then you gotta the memis have been great this week, Trent of Aaron Rodgers. Both of y'all are just mean. Oh you you are the one the guy's hurt. Yes, but the mems have been wonderful. That one I said you, I can't even remember which one I said you. It was so funny there was one of them of a jet, just like a real jet, and it crashes. It goes straight up and it just comes right down and hits the airport. Now I did feel bad. First of all. Let me just say this. Trent and I talked about this twenty years ago. Do you know how great it would be if somebody just did a telecast where friends were just sitting around watching the football game talking about it. Yes, having the Mannings do this the best it is by far, and it's so lame when when they try it on other sports. Yeah, it's horrible. Now I did I agree on the telecast Monday night when John McEnroe came on there and said that he and Pat were going to do that. That's two other people I could listen to that because they did the telecast the US Open in the booth and it sounded like Peyton and Elik because they just talk. Man, that's just so good. But Peyton and eli and McEnroe was phenomenal on that the best They all three were just it was perfect. It was really good. And I don't know if you could ever fix it what you would be the only one to know. Occasionally they talk start and stop because there's a little bit of a lag. Yeah, I've noticed they have fixed Eli and Peyton. They hear each other immediately, you can tell because they don't do it's just the person the guests that they're having on is a little bit of a lag. Yeah, you know, I think it helps the show a little bit because it's so it's just so laid back, authentic. It's very much though, and it is great. And if you hadn't text me when you did, I was coming home late and I can't remember what it was. Volleyball game. No, we went to the nine to eleven ceremonies out at out and forced, but you had texted me. Manning is so funny, And I would have watched Troy Aikman last year. I didn't watch him because I like Troy Akman so much. On that Monday night football, but you know what my TV came on. It was on that channel and I just stuck with it. Please did you see the one I was telling you about that was so funny where Peyton Manning is describing a play and he calls it one word, and then that same play happens later on and he calls it something different. Dagger El goes and that's different from the other how he just called him right out. I love it. That was funny. Anyway, it's they're great, but it was sad to see Aaron Rodgers go down. He's done for the year obviously. Is he done forever? Trient? No? You think he'll come back next year? Yeah? I do? Why? Why? What is the deal with Zach Wilson that everybody hates him so much? I don't know, man, Peyton was ripping him, but I mean it's like everybody got off of him like like that. Here's the second draft pick. Yes, and how has he been worse than fields out of Chicago? Yeah? I agree? No, I think I was sorry. Who won the game Monday night? Yeah? They came back exactly the Jazz, So why are we anyway? Yeah? Wow? Yes, the Shockers one week one, you hit the nail on the head. Bengals were awful as the worst I've seen them play ever. Yeah, that was really mad. Made me mad because I bet on the Bengals. Chargers were terrible too. Their defense was got awful and that's what I thought was the strength of the team. Yes, agree, So maybe Miami's just that good, which would be it wouldn't it be great if Miami's back in the picture of being a top team, top tier team. Yes, it would be awesome to have them back up there. That would be great. And what was your fantasy football? So I did this thing. I got Burrow and then Aaron Rodgers, and between the two of them, I got three points. Yeah, I was gonna say. Burrow had like eighty four yards passed. He had three points. Aaron Rodgers had zero points. And I just for out of spite, there was a guy that I think it's going to be great this year that I didn't want anybody to get. So when the lower rounds, you know, when you just pick whatever that quarter wide receiver you don't know is. I got Jared Golf. Jared Golf, who was my spike pick. Oh he was good. He got more points than my two normal guys did. Of course I didn't have either. I didn't have me in either. But yep, I'm gonna get borrowed another week though. I think you get beat like that. And plus I gotta hate what the rain. It was. Rain games are awful, Yeah, it was. I can't stand it. It's like makes me feel like what it would be there and I just can't enjoy watching it. So I've often said the fields, going back to Aaron Rodgers, I hate turf. I've seen more injuries in high school sports on turf than anything, and I've often I get why you put turf. The maintenance is way different. Be honest with you, I think practice would be better to a turf field because you could practice year around, but game wise, I would prefer grass. Yeah, and I see now, Lord brand with Aaron Rodgers going down there. The cry is this is what's wrong with the NFL. It wants turf fields on every field. So do you have any opinion on the turf. I mean, I don't know. People get hurt on turf fields too, on grass fields, so I don't know. Hey, we missed discussion about UVA and how that sucked. Good Lord, They're not good. It's embarrassingly not good. Yeah, like you, I will say this the thing about Brent Prye though over a Virginia Tech, they didn't look good either. Now they did play Purdue, but yeah, still they didn't. In your second year, you've got to be trending up. They're neither one of those programs are trending up. So I'm watching the Colorado game and I think another game, whatever it was. I didn't even know Virginia was on, Like, I had no idea, and what do you I'm sitting there watching, trying to enjoy my Saturday, and all of a sudden, Brian sends me this text message of the JMU duke mascot like celebrating in the end zone. And I was like, oh, shoot, Virginia and JMU are on TV. And I found it, and of course we're down. And I watched us with thirty seconds to go, watch Virginia like ten yards backwards penalty and then they throw a bomb that they if he complaints it the game. How JM you let the guy go was beyond me. And of course the quarterback overthrows him by five yards and that end of the game, that's how you watched it. That is exactly jerk. Oh my god, I hoped he had caught that and scored, because I would have sent you back a damn cavalier mascot. Oh that would have been great. Would have been a cavalier which one any one? All right, sports is brought to you. But I see this business service CNS Business Services is your local place, get professional services, payroll, bookkeeping, taxes, notary and quick books. Everything is done cater to your needs. Set up a consultation today. This is their new and improved website at CS Business Services dot online or call five O five eight six one one two zero. It's nice to be greeted by those who know you by name. 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And all he was saying is you better have your ducks in a row and let's get it done right. It did not say he didn't want an impeachment. Yesh. It made me so mad. So I think your comments that you put were absolutely spot on this impeachment inquiry. It will be full of evidence where Trump's had no evidence, right, That is the biggest difference between the two. Yeah. I kind of stole that from Glenn back but in others, but I agree with it. I mean, at the end of an appeachment trial, you just look around and go, huh, that's all it was. He had a phone call, you know what. I'm exact in both instances. But here's the thing about Trump that was so stupid is they're having actual congressional hearings with people explaining the phone call. Ye of what they thought would be. That's how thin their case was to begin with. And don't forget he released the phone call. Yeah exactly. That was such a brilliant move. Yes, yea. And so in this particular case, it cracks me up when a reporter says, how could you be moving forward with no evidence? I don't know what. I don't know how you respond to that. I mean, I don't at this point. And then I told Woody, as I'm coming over here today, there's a headline out that says that they have found correspondence between the White House and news media outlets where they are instructing the news media outlets how to attack Republicans on impeachment. They don't even hide it anymore. Did you see Fetterman when he was walking out of the Senate chambers and he's going to his office, I guess, yeah, And somebody asked him about the impeachment inquiry and he jumped back, went ooh, and that's the most lucid I think I've ever seen him tall forever. And then he went walking away and I realized he's wearing sweat shorts and a hoodie. Yeah, and he just came from the Senate chambers. Yes, and this is a senator that they got a quote from. It's what freaking country do we live in now? Pennsylvania applaud him hard work in Pennsylvania. People apparently elected him. Saint you, Woodie, there's a picture in the Food Line yesterday, Lurch. He is on the cover. That Futterman guy is on the cover, and it says climbing out of depression. Oh my god, they're making him a harder, like a hero, and yet here he is making anyway ye that dude. Man, I just don't know if we can ever get our country back. Here's what I will say, Thank God for Donald Trump so many ways because one of the people he brought us was Matt Gates. And Matt Gates, I've got a clip that we're going to play, and we're not going to play the whole thing because it's memo. It's five minutes, but not gonna go. We're just gonna give you some highlights of the clip. Did you watch the clip? What's me while? I got to do with it? She likes your stuff, I said, ma'mo oh, your mom, Pat, mine's the ogre. Hey. Do you know something? I realized that Woody is better than Elon Musk. When you watch a video on on X or Twitter, yeah, you can't fast forward fifteen seconds. You can't rewind like when you're watching Tucker and it's an hour and I wanted to rewind to something I have to go use the little thumb across the scroll bar. Is there really an otter on a vodka commercial? Yeah? I tell you we're trendsetters. We're way past like this is it? Yeah, there's people do snoop on us. I really do. By the way, Joe Rogan is playing motivational clips. I'm gonna play one next week to end the show next week. You can't do. Yeah, it's incredible. We are cutting it big talent here. It's because we always change it up. Not really, we're just gonna what we do that too. Anyway, here's Matt Gates cut two on this very floor. In January, the whole world witnessed a historic contest for House Speaker. I rise today to serve notice. Mister Speaker, you are out of compliance with the agreement that allowed you to assume this role. The path forward for the House of Representatives is to either bring you into immediate total compliance or remove you pursuant too emotion to vacate the chair. We have had no vote on term limits or on balanced budgets, as the agreement demanded and required. There's been no full release of the January six tapes as you promised. There has been insufficient accountability for the Biden crime family, and instead of cutting spending to raise the debt limit, you relied on budgetary gimmicks and recisions so that you ultimately ended up serving as the valet to underwrite Biden's debt and advances spending agenda. Mister speaker, you boasted in January that we would use the power of the subpoena and the power of the purse. It goes on. But like, I get so tickled when the media says you're only doing this impeachment to appease the far right. And make no mistake who they're talking about. They're talking about Matt Gates, right, all right, Matt Gates just listed term limits, which there wasn't a Democrat alive that didn't want term limits. Am I am? I lie? Amocrat? Democrats used to scream about term limits. I don't remember that. Oh yeah, I'm not talking about senators. I'm talking about Democrat voters. They used to they used to want term limits. Here talking about balancing a budget. Why are these far right ideas? No, Like, I don't, I don't get it, And I think it's refreshing to see your own party go hey, We're not gonna do thing things the way it used to be done. Yeah, and I just wish like what it later on it says in that clip, he says, why isn't Hunter Biden in here testifying? By this time during Trump's administration, Don Jr. Had been in in front of Congress three times under oath and Biden's been zero. Did you see another rhino but the dust today? Who? Mitt Romney? I did? I did? He? When you say bite the dust got Woody a little scared back there. He's not running again, right, he's out. You'll probably run for president now. I thought the same thing I did see where somebody in South Carolina is going to challenge Graham Republican. So that'll be interesting. It's up from them this fall. No, Graham just got elected. Yeah, this is a Republican that wants to primary him the next time around. Yeah, I got you. I can't imagine him sticking around much longer either. I mean, guys, older and dirt. Stupid. Inflation back on the rise. Notice nobody's mentioned this love it every day the last two months. Inflation rate has gone up, and Jean Claude hot Dam has not said anything. Oh they still brag about how how he's turned this economy around. Well, oh, man, trent YEP, if I was looking for somebody, how would you describe a person that I was looking for? Like if you were looking for someone and I came to help you correct and I said, well, what does what does she look like? Or something to that effect, or he like, who is this person you're trying define? Do I look for a man or a woman? And you would think that's what you would start with? Is she black? Why we don't know? Is he white? So here's the story. Okay, the story is from the New York Post. Milwaukee Police Department can no longer use gender when describing a suspect or race. Well, I'm telling you, man, we live in the dumbest ass country. What do you hey be on the lookout for someone with a hoodie? Red hoodie? And that's that's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Like I just what was the games we used to play was a clue? That game? You gotta throw that game out now right. You can't ask about you can't ask what don't it called clue? Where you ask about? You describe, Yeah, you describe the person and then you try to guess who it is? Yeah, what what would they have said that was insulting before? Let's say it was a tranny and they had robbed as a store. Do you think when they went on the PA system, what do you think they said a tranny? Well, I'm just saying, I'm just trying to come up with a name. What do you say? I mean, what got them in trouble? Did they can't do that anymore? Yeah? What term did they actually verbal? Did they say the wrong pronoun? And that's what God gets going. I mean, if you think about it, that had to be what happened the freak. No, but here's the thing. If they said be on the lookout for a white male and they arrest you in your female that speaks more about you than mis gendering you, dude. Have you noticed that they do do that with like the serial killers and stuff, you know, the Caucasian and he's Asian. I mean, they're doing that. They just make it up. Oh God, like you can literally lie in front of my eyes you can, Oh my god. Well I think we have found Trent's perfect. Oh God, there's no doubt. There's a candidate called Suzanne Gibson already watched it. Carefully google her name. I know you'll find it quick. Oh yes, I had to do show research today. Yeah, of course, I mean she's getting my vote. She is a Democrat running for the Virginia House of Delegates. So this is home. Do you know what, Ariel? She's a rich I mean I would think about moving. She is performing live sex shows for tips, not is had. Oh you do you think stopped? Oh? I thought it was something in her past. Is that reason? No? I think the assertion lately is she was raising the money for her campaign. Oh wow, it's a good way to do it. Now, let's think of who else we would want to sue that AOC, I'm on top, I'm whoa wait for what? I was just thinking? Who is known? That could be our top ten? Top ten political women? Political well men too. We're gonna be fair, Yeah, I mean you know, so I would watch mint Romney. All right, So she she obviously, I mean, let's be fair. She obviously is not getting out of the race. She matter of fact, she doesn't. She says that this has made her more popular. I don't apologize, resolve here's but I gotta hear her policies. She's got terrible policies. How do we do that. She's a nurse, she's is all about the jab and else wait till you hear one of my underreported stories about nursing. So that is the thing. At least she is an attractive lady. Yeah, she's not ugly. No, no, no. The sad part about it is apparently one of the other shows I was listening to has done more research. This isn't the first time, but she's also their marriage is not exactly but just them too. Apparently they have opened. Apparently she has forced her husband to watch her with other men, and apparently he does not like it, but goes along with it because she's happy. Now you gotta do to if mama ain't happy. I mean, I mean everything you're saying, I think, why not run for governor? Just skip the skip doing though. I mean, this is how people like Fetterman end up in office. We've got to have standards. M I could give him to her in an AOC ticket. Trent is immediately I'm a Green Party person right now, the new Green Deal, I'm all over. He's got a prius. Yeah, man, that's where I'm going to the campaign rally and God, maybe they make a preous bus where you could alley back there, pre bus. Who knows. Maybe she's done shows with donkeys. I went to one of those in Tijuana. It didn't turn out there, the one you know they do the donkey show. Oh, I don't know what you're referring. What's gonna baness YouTube? We're all this. We don't care about YouTube. Care we care about his Grove Street. That's right. Seriously, why do we need other We don't. It's just funny because this will be flagged in thirty seconds. I've seen him putting stuff on TikTok Now I like that, So just cut that clip out. That's right, don't put that clip on. You like the clips him over there talking about donkeys. Yes, I love any I just I'm curious though. I keep seeing my other shows like we are the flagship shows. It just started yesterday. It's just recently I've tried to like them all. Okay, there's a couple of my cuttn't. Well, yeah, it's true. I'm just kid, just this kid. I love everybody. I'm gonna do it right. Well, I always bring an extra mountain, do something this mountain. Well, there're two for four bucks, and I'm not getting yawn actual one every now and then I'll finish this one and I have to get in that one a second hour. So when are you going to go back to videos and then just start posting these on X That's a good question. That would be funny. It's not like it takes you longer. Right there, camerons are right here. Well, I got a trick on my sleeve. Now for the video fast who I started again? So easy? I knew something must have happen leaves. Yeah, what are you saying? What's your trick? I've discovered a workflow increaser, so yeah, so all right, yeah, so we might start in. I don't want to do the whole clip yet. I want to do X arts so that people still want to listen to the episode. But I like that idea. Maybe doing video in the app. Maybe it's like X does, but maybe we could have it. Yeah, because our app has grown like crazy. So after nick Na, let me tell you a real quick We got a one more thing to get to. But let me tell you before we get to Megan Kelly last night, it's just a different generation. I'm at the timber Lake Christian volleyball game. They have a kid that does the announ when I call him a kid, a student that does the announcing, He's terrific, has a phenomenal voice, does a really professional job, point timber Lake. I mean just he's really good. So I'm like, oh, so of course, I'm you know, texting the coach, Miss Phillips. I'm like, hey, you see if this guy would be interested in doing some live sports with Grove Street FM. Right, I'm thinking, get a sideline reporter, let him do something, let him do some work this internship. Long story short. She brings him over to me to introduce him and says this, you know, I think he would like this. So he and I start talking. I started describing everything, and he tells me how awesome this would be, and then what needs to say? But I have some commitments because he's an LU student now and he's in sports management and this is the avenue that he wants to be in. Yeah, and says, I've got some commitments with LU, just extracurricular stuff he's doing. He didn't say in broadcasting or anything. And he said, so I said, well, let's fine, we'll figure out what meets your schedule. And then we'll make it work, even if you do just a couple of games. Just I think it'd be good experience for you. And he said, oh, wonderful. And then before he left, he said, but let me also check with Timberlake Christian too, because I think I was going to help out a little bit here. I just I don't know, it's just me. I'm done. Yeah, stop talking, kid, If you don't want to do it, that's fine, Just say you don't want to do it. But I mean to me, what happened to the days of I been like, yeah, maybe it didn't trust you or like another person. We know that Upton went to an opportunity recently, you know, Logan like like it an opportunity and it's like I'm gonna take it. Oh yeah, you know what I mean, let's do it. So it's another kid that left you? Makes me could be just kidding. Big announcement for Megan Kelly oh Man terrific announcement. Yes, Donald Trump will be on her show tomorrow. Yeah, that's huge. He but in person he tends to be less combative unless you start on him. Oh, I don't think that's gonna happen. She is a massive Trump fan. Yeah, but they'll be there'll be a different different Oh, no, she has highlight I do. I listen to her show yesterday she how I did the massive mistakes that have been made in the past, and she even brought in a clip of She said, listen, I've done numerous stuff with Chris Wallace. What he did was wrong, and she played the clip of him protecting Biden and she said, that's wrong. Yeah, it's not supposed to be about us. I'm surprised, not surprised, because one thing I love about Trump, Remember how he could ridicule Paul Ryan. Yeah, and then when he campaigns and Paul Ryan is there, he can just brag on him. I mean, he has a way of letting bygones be bygones. And now if you're on my team, you're with me. But man, he would rip Megan, you remember, because of the debate or she tried to agree strong arm him, and he wouldn't let it happen. Correct, So that was always a friction. So I was surprised that he would be on her show. But like I said, he tends to let things go. I think he definitely does. Like I honestly think if you know if he trashed Woody, if he found out two days later that somehow Woody producing his documentary would be phenomenal, he would have He would do it in a heartbeat. The dude just wins. And at the end of the day, that's what it's about. You got to have the right people doing the right stuff in business. If you don't get it done, you don't get it done. I'm looking forward to him being able to campaign and not be arrested and then trouncing the hell out of whoever's on the other side exactly. That's what I look forward to. What's happening is brought to you by a State Farm. When you want reliable insurance, you should look at your local state Farm agent. That agent is David Hamaker. He's been a long time supporter of Life, Liberty, Happiness and my agent Home Auto and even life insurance. He can take care of your needs. Nobody likes having to pay for something you may never use, but when you do, you want to make sure you have somebody who can deliver. That is David Homemaker in State Farm. Their friendly staff have over fifty plus years of combined experience. Call him today at five four o five eight, six eight, one nine four or stop by their office next to Arby's all four sixteen like the good day. David already got somebody to sex. Men asked me where they could find that Susanne Gibson video. Jeez, eighty million, Life, liberty, happiness, eighty million. Man, come on, man with Brian fly wait, troots over facts. I forgot to change the agenda. Eighty million is cut three, dude, we need to put a disclaimer. No, there's curse. I don't know why I left that in there anyway. Cut three eighty million, and uh, I see, I'm just following my orders. Share. I have a game plan. He may have a game plan, he just hasn't shared it with me. But I tell you what, I don't know about you, but I'm going to go to bed. Dude, that's not a parody. That's not no, that's that's conference. You're the leader of Oh my god, he is. He's gone. And they they talked over him to finish right, to get him to just stop talking. I've got a clip. I got a clip there and have Adam will I got one like that. It's all done, he's done. They are trying to rule in spite of him or around him. Join us an our number two, or we will have Carolina Kevin on talking a little football, little gardening, a little everything that Carolina Kevin brings us. And this were key over here. Text me, I'm pointing to you, he said, Rookie, I thought to talking about Wody. He text me, another person loves Kevin thinks you should be in the first hour. Yeah, why would you put your stud in the first hour? Well it was two things I mentioned, but yes, have ad it was the other one. Oh my god. Again, Well you didn't even mention I have had it coming in the second hour. Well I hadn't had a chance to Okay, have had it's coming up in the second hour, don't. I got good stuff too. Don't forget about the top ten list and many more, much more. We'll see you on the other hour, second hour. Right now, we'll take you out with a little I started to say, matchbox is twenty three doors. I don't know why I'll go around the world to he's my trouble mind. I left my body and line in somewhere in the same time, but I watched the world through to the talk side of the moon. I feel there's nothing I can do. I watched the world from to the talk side of the moon. After all, I knew it had to be something to do with you. I really don't mind what happens now and then it's so as you'll be my friend? Let me if I got pleasing in and really yourself, call me super man. If found that I've had, will do you be there? Hold in my head and I'll keep you by my side. That's my super you Man. Night, Christie Night. You called me strong and call me weak, but still your secrets. I will keep me super for granted all the times I never let you down. You stumble in and bumped your hair and it's not for me and you'd be dead. I'll fix you up, put you back on on sulay ground. If fo go crazy, and then will you still call me super man? If by alive and well, will you be there? Hold in my head? I'll keep you by my side with my super you Mann, Kristy night. If father go crazy, still call me superman. If im alive and will will you be learning? Hold in my hand and I'll keep me by my sap with my SUPERSI my christ to nine ye ill fare go craze. Then will yourself call me super man? If I im a love it well, will he be there? Hold in my hand. I'll keep you by my side with my superview many by ript nine pool. If Liberty Happiness presents the paid part of the best damn show around, kill our number two? All right, woody, top ten and now your top ten for the week, she's more like a five. Look on your faith. I know what I'm doing over here. I was wondering, give you more time, son. Sometimes you guys reference top tens during the show and I don't have time to go back and figure out what you wanted. So I asked today, and of course six hours later, I finally get a reply from Tren after I've already made the top ten list. First off, that's not true. We gave him. We gave him first of all, you said Joe Biden, and you embellish. You're just like what I'm gonna play here? And later you just embellish. What are you talking about? I come up six hours, doesn't matter what I come up with. You're gonna do a different list. You're like the in law that shows up at dinner like you did. Listen, this is what tren Is Woody. Yes, you're cooking hamburgers and hot dogs and you're having a cookout, right. Trent is the in law that shows up with steaks and says, after you've told him you don't need to bring anything, he shows up with ribbis and goes, hey, you got rib bis here, shrimp anything else? What do you got, Bryan? That's so, why do we need an alternate ten? Top ten? If I can be factual? Your text any top tens was at eleven a m. My response of top ten hottest or ugliest fan bases was at eleven thirty four. Well, first of all, every top ten you have and I worked, that's what hottest said, Ugliest two stay, top ten, ugliest and best looking, and top ten sports upsets. That's a good top ten in the world. I gave you a great one. Yeah, what did you do? I don't start. Yeah, it's top ten Star Trek episodes. I said, already have them for you don't have to make the list. It's fine a top ten. I like top ten hottest dudes. We gotta be we gotta we gotta expand our stupid audience. Man, all right, top ten phone apps, it's much better you know what. I did like this though. When I read it, I was like, I'm not going to mess with this. I like this. I can't wait to hear because I want to hear what you guys have on your phone. I got nineteen of them, nineteen apps or ninth top nineteen top nineteen. Oh okay, all right, well let me get to mind quickly then, ye all right, number ten yep. Alarm clock. I use it maybe three times a year. I don't use my lot. It's it's nice to have. It's a it's a go to. So my boss has zero apps on his phone. He uses his phone, he uses his phone four No, it's I mean, he has a smartphone, but he refuses to have the apps. And I was like, I wish my life was kind of like that, because once I started writing he's, I was like, man, I got a lot of them. I like using. All right, well, I use the alarm clock. But I will tell you what. My alarm clock also has a stopwatch on it. Yeah. And I almost screwed up badly in a football game where I was the guy keeping the clock at the end so we could run the clock out on Yes, So as soon as they marked the ball. I look at the ref who starts the clock and I hit my clock right and it gets down and Coach Watt says, let me know when it's five seconds to go. So I'm like, all right, all right, five seconds. So we hiked the ball right. We're trying to milk the clock. We've gotten it all the way down and it's third down, so you've got to milk as much as you can get out before you punt, right, so we wouldn't have to punt. That's what we were trying to do. Yeah, he looks at me and he goes how much time left? And I looked down at my phone and a stupid ad had come up. Oh no, we got penalized five yards. So while we're getting penalized, I'm trying to get that thing reset and coach watches asking the ref we had more time left, and he's like, no, that guy started the clock. You have to pay attention to that guy, which was a lie. They told us a different ref all night long. It had been this ref right, So literally they're arguing. While they're arguing, guess what happens again in another five yard penalty for the lay a game. Oh gosh, I bet the fans were ready to kill us. So we end up punting the ball with like ten seconds to go in the game. But by this time they have We've moved back to like their twenty oh. So you know it gets blocked, You're done. Yeah, luckily we got it away. They didn't kill us, but nobody and the fans would know that a stupid app ad came up that almost cost us the game. Wow. Uh So, yes, I do have my alarm clock app. I do use it for other reasons as well. Number nine is ESPN. I got that one in mine And the only reason I do is because I have ESPN Plus and I do watch VMI and Davidson and teams like that play because that's I don't use ESPN Plus very much. But I mean, I think I got your account actually on the ESPEN plus. But maybe a fight, they still do the fight or you got a pay per view fight. You can do pay per view through that. But they do have good fights on there. I like a lot of the games that you normally wouldn't see. Like the other night I'm watching in my bed on my phone the LSU game while I'm watching a better game on TV. Yeah, and I do that a lot. How about YouTube TV coming through with the side by side for the NFL? YEA god, that was great. I heard they were going to have a four way. Wow. I know it would be fun. Is that that? Susan Gibson? Hey, Woody, do you know on YouTube? So you got the big watch, Susan Gibson, you got the big screens in your house. Now you're watching football the NFL now on YouTube TV. When you hit the NFL game, it says, do you want to watch this one? Or do you want to watch two NFL games side by side? Oh my gosh, And all you gotta do is hit the toggle to listen to the broadcast on either one. Yeah, it's brilliant. Yeah great, It's like the old picture in picture. I love it all right. Number eight on my list is the Handyman app. Never heard of this? All right? This is this is construction one on one app. It's phenomenal. So it's just it's called a handyman. I mean, like, if I want to calculate how much concrete I need, it's that calculators in there. If I want to calculate how much lumber for eight by eight deck, it'll break all that out everything you want to know. Wow, it's kind of cool. Yep, So I use that a lot, especially when estimating stone you name it. It's got all that in there. Number seven is my home safe app, which what do you should have that on his phone as well? I do you ever check key? Do you really? It's convenient here because I have a camera on the parking lot. Yes, that is what I check. Yes, make sure all my equipments still glad to know this. Yeah, we keep cameras over this place. We have the ring that's in my top twenty apps. Okay, good. Number six is a weather I don't know if I put that one on there, but I should have. Yeah, I did. I hit the weather at least once a day. Number five this is actually should have been high on my list. And if you listen, if you're a Hilton, do you stay at Hilton's if Hotels dot com gives me the good price for it? So you're I'm a Hilton app guy. So I only built u a book through the Hilton app. Exactly. You gotta give my points? Oh yes, you got to get your points. But more so than anything, the dad go on Bluetooth is phenomenal. You can get a digital key everything. Oh yeah, you never have to go to the desk ever. It's phenomenal. Just hit your little Bluetooth app and you go into your room. It's really good. And it's it's other stuff too, that's really neat about it. If you can check out, you can check in, you can pick your room whatever. Yeah, right and then yeah, and then you can get your key sent to you. See. Yeah, you don't have to do anything. You don't have anything. You just go right there and go up to your room and c and the points are pretty good. I mean, it's not like you have to have a billion points. No, no stuff. Hey do you know what do you do when you go to a talent don't have a Hilton? You don't stay? You don't stay. Yes, that's exactly right, Die, we don't. I don't think I used to have I g h points. I think it is for holiday in uh but no, but I will say that which mccullar has a good one too, Marriott. They have a good app too, but it's not Hilton. Hilton is phenomenal because they get they do give you a bunch of options. Rich yep, medium you know there's there's different tiers to a Hilton, but they're all good and you can you can look at reviews. Uh, I will tell you Woody. Back in the day, I don't know if they still do it, but they used to have Hilton point discounts. Yes, yeah they do, and you can scan a cup. Like a couple of times we went to a Hilton in North Carolina where it was only ten thousand points to stay. See that's not I mean, that's the only complaint I have is that when you book with your points, yes, like you can't really alter your when you get there, so you do. You have to like kind of stick with it. But if you're a planner, it's no problems. Uh. Number four on my list is TikTok. Yes, that's actually numberful. I'm one too, okay. Number three I had the Bible urb and then I had it further down and then I looked at my list and went, oh, I gotta move my Bible app. First off, you got two ahead of it, Well I do, but it used to be like seven, and I was like, that don't look good. And I do use my Bible app every day, uh one because it gives me a notification of a verse. You should act a little better, be nicer. Maybe you should not judge. Well I'm not. I'm just feeling less judged, or yes, less you be judged about that. Psalms one. Number two is navigation. That's number one on mine and my number one Grove Street. There we go, groc Street. I use it almost daily, if not daily, I used it today. Anytime I hear I hit my little scanner so I can go straight to that. Now I can check my weather. Oh, I can get rid of my weather app and just do it straight through grocer. We have the no Weather radio feed and we're working on a large app edition that should be what is it October? It's gonna be. But it's gonna be a full weather center in the app, Like you're gonna be able to have like the forecast radar, like a weather the weather Channel app, but in the Groc Street through the oh. All like in fully integrated, not just like like it's gonna be integrated into the app. So I'm really excited for that one stop shop. Man, I love it. I did. I listen to my music all the time, Like I told my wife, just get rid of the stupid what is it of what's the girl Alexa? Just throw her out? We don't need it anymore. Grove Street's not snooping on you? No, right, you don't need to sign away your your files and everything when you sign up on Grove Street at him. H not on your number one? Is it? Trent not didn't having the top nineteen? Wow? Because I still listen to the stupid listen to the Why would do that? No? Listen to the podcast? I listened to iTunes podcasts. That's good too, though, I get I know there's both, there's both arguments, but I would say that Grove Street at him is closing in as a good full hybrid station for you. Hopefully Street too, I do. We'll sway all right, Well let's move on to have at it? All right? Do you wanna hear my top two? So here's what you didn't have on yours? Do you just taken the weight from ha had it? I'll go through as fast as I can. The flashlight, Oh but that's automatic. That's not an app, right it used to be. I mean it's got a little icond. Get an app? I would say, so, doesn't I have to find the app to get to my flash all, how do you push the button because it's on the operating system. Okay, that's Android. That's different. Good grief, that's funny to third grief like Android is a thousand times Oh, that's a whole nother list. Whatever. So number three I've got man, I've started using x Twitter. That's where I get my news. Oh, I need to switch yep. So fourth was TikTok, which is same as yours. Five Facebook. Didn't you mentioned Facebook? I'm not a Facebook user. Okay, it's texting an app. Texting not an app. No, that's an operating system. Okay, Google Earth. So I have really gotten into lately. At my office, I can take a cat file because we do several slight plants in the middle of nowhere, and we can upload the CAD file and I can walk out into the valley of an undeveloped lot and know where I am versus what's going to be developed. It's really a cool feature. Man. The other day, Chazam You ever chazam anymore? That's on there? Yeah? Do you ever use it? Brian? But we use it at bills when we're doing the trivia or the bingo. You cheating? No, they tell you to use it. Okay, Well that's the because they the bingo cards have the names of the songs and they play a song and then you put put it on there. Oh I got you have to know what the song is? Yeah, teating. I was still impressed. The other day, we were watching a game and a commercial came on and I don't know what the commercial was about, but in the background of the commercial was a song and Brian at the house neighbor, said, man, I love that song. I was like, oh, I got a chazam that and it's is and the background of a commercial, so the forefront is the person talking in the commercial, but it knew what the music was in the background. So I had to download that music. I still download music, by the way. Uh iTunes store score Stream do you score stream anymore? Yes? It was on my list. I took it off Zillo rental manager. Now power school. Do you even care about your kid? Now? My wife takes care of that auto Trader until I have to jump in and we actually go to parent teacher conferences. We go to a private school. You ever use auto Trader? No? Never, Man, that's a great man. Have you ever got to get a vehicle? The best vehicle to know which you should pay and how much you should get for your car. Okay, it's really good thing. Hot tub trader, Hey you should do that. Hey, let's come up with a hot tub trader out, dude. Actually, all you got to do a safari a little bit of it and you would you would know the marketplace would give you what you think you should have to pay. I'll chrome it something like that. Uh just think, man, you guys would love this, but I think you have to pay for it. Well, I know you have to pay for it. Kind of sucks for that reason, but it is really cool. So plant them is what it's called. You can take your camera any plant, house plant that you have in your house, any tree out in the woods. It'll tell you the type of tree do you have this? Yeah, well then you need to bring that technology to my house. Yeah, snap a shot of its stupid weed that keeps growing up through my grass. Yeah, it'll tell you how to kill it. Kill it. Yeah, it'll tell you all that stuff. Because I have paid professionals for three years now and it's is more alive today than ever. Huh. Yeah, I don't do that. I'll come over if I'm ever invited and X hunt I didn't get the invitation there. X hunt. First of all, you get invited all the time, and you always respond with, hey, I'll have people over at my deck. That's not when someone invites you to their house. Yeah, You're responses always well why don't y'all just come to mind? That is your response every time. I think there was some extending waiting circumstances in that though, like I'm going to be near the house doing something. You literally were in Bedford, m I mean, I don't remember. And X hunt X hunt is a cool app because anywhere you're hunting out in the woods, it gives you the property lines, yes, and you know if you're on your property, and it tells you who the owners are. Oh, I didn't know that. We could have used that. We could have used that when we got the game warden on us right, definitely. Anyway, that's I use hunt smart. So yours is called what X hunt Like the letter x X it's pretty cool. You have to be an annual subscription, but it's cheap. Do you want to go to Carolina Kevin? No, you got to do your stuff first. No, I don't want to push Kevin down us, Yeah, you've got yeah, go ahead, go to Carolina. Kevin. Why Kevin here? No, we'll have to effort. You're going to effort him right now. I just threw you a loot down. That's all that. I was just too busy looking at bex huon over here. It is a cool I mean it is really. I mean I use it for work, evening around like a loose coops. Why am I genters in the ice train? Carolina? Kevin? It's that guy again? Yo, yo, yo yo? What up? T y my man? What was that? Kevin? Just living a dream? Baby? Kevin? Do you watch Monday night football? With the seven text messages I've sent you with no response? Yes? I do? You like You're not the only one you send a text bragging on yourself? What response do you want? Trent? Have you get Brian to hand you physically his phone? Open it up, I'm can take message and tell me out of any of those text message where is there's any bragging or is there any uh statements made? That means when I say Alabama's gonna lose, is that bragging or is that making a statement? All right, first of all, let me read. Let me read his text just grammarly might be in your future. Go in order, don't don't do like they do Trump and start putting, you know, editing and sandbagging. So to make a point, no, I can I can read them. By the way, Kevin, I just called him out because he told me. It took six hours for me to reply on a work day. By the way, it was thirty four minutes going all right, September, No, this was September third. Hold on Saturday. You said Alabama gonna lose tonight because of turnovers. Final score will be thirty eight Texas twenty eight, or excuse me, thirty one Texas twenty eight Alabama. I told you to bet on Colorado. Hey, thank you, Kevin. Wait a minute, dumbass? Okay, that what am I going to respond to? I haven't heard anything factually incorrect yet. I didn't say his text want factual? I am asking what am I supposed to respond to? How about just being friendly? He called me a dumbassaging you said they were done. I'm five for five. Jets are going to upset Buffalo tonight twenty eight Jets twenty four Buffalo. All right, well, Kevin, actually, man, you're three and Ozero. I haven't heard anything wrong yet. Hello between Brian, I'm the worst person because he's not responded once met you all. I'm going to tell you something. In college football and the NFL, the only game I won on Saturday betting was the game that you convinced me to bet Ondon, which I wanted to you just you pushed me over the edge and I did it. And I did bet on Dion because of yours and I won. And then Brian convinced me on Sunday the best bet was the Jags over the Colts. I thought I lost that one, and then I looked at I was like, oh, I won that one. So really, the only two bets I won this weekend from you two and you hit the nail on the hit with buff with the Bronco as though, gosh was I wrong about that? I didn't think it was any way. Yeah, there's such a They were such a I mean drama. Kevin's last text was still did not tell you the Jets were going to beat the Buffalo Bills six straight games? I picked? Now I've only counted three, but six we'll go with. Well you forgot how boys? You forgot the first Colorado game against TCU. Yes, you did pick that one. So I'm just saying I'm not bragging, but there's there's there's a different I'm just hearing facts. Facts like trencs and Braggan's two different things. Yeah, here's why you didn't get a reply. I've known Brian forever of my life. If things are going good for you, you do not hear from him. He's not going to pat it on the back. So he's not that kind of guy. So you say he will not Brian, this is Brian. I'll just put it to you this way. Brian loves you. He's your your buddy. He just don't know how to express that. I agree with you because it comes down to the point you you've got five cars, but you ain't going nowhere. You got eighteen hundred square at a foothouse, but you don't have a home. I mean, is those things that you got ten pairs of shoes, but you ain't stepping in the right direction. YEA. Down to the fact is that, Hey, yeah, Brian's my brother. We you know, we could be closer. But Brian's not the type. He likes you, loves you, he wants to hang out with me. He glad that you do great things, but Brian doesn't know how to express the fact towards you and give you that probly love. All moving on to what's happening now is what's happening? We got a move on. He's going on all right, back to my original question before you went on a fifteen minute rant. Do you watch Monday night football? Absolutely? Do you watch Troy Aikman or do you watch the Mannings? Troy? Wow, don't watch the Mannings. I like Troy too. Sometimes that the Mannings are like, okay, I've heard all that. Oh I can see sometimes where it's a little slow. Like you said, they talk over to each other sometimes. And I didn't think. I didn't think Ryan Fitzpatrick brought it. And then his name it was a little Patrick. I don't know. It was funny him switching Helen's and rooting for the Bills. Yeah, but I didn't. John McEnroe was fantastic. Yeah, yeah, Well who was the guy that Monday night football head that he came on? But he was a very sarcastic guy. It was like really out there for like two They tried him for a couple of years, but he just he didn't great question, he he he basically liked what he was in his probably late fifties head, brown hair, he would know he was more of a comedian. Oh Dennis Miller, Oh that is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dennis Miller was great. Well, he was smarter than the audience. That's right. He always kept trying to big, big words and it didn't quite click. Yeah, that's right. Yep, he shouldn't be more of a studio show talk host. What everyone will they will they ever get back to the original because the original or I guess I considered original. It's not, but the the Al Dan and that whole group you remember it was? It was the whole group. It was Al Dan. Who's Dan? What do you mean back in the day? Yeah, I mean back in the back of the day. Yeah, I'm talking about like Howard Coselle No al was on it when I started watching it. Okay, it was Al Dan, Deardorf Gifford. Yeah, yeah, that that whole group was really good. I don't know that's what I remember growing up. But you know, I'm a Matt Milan fan. He did a game this weekend for the Redskins, and man, I just always liked him. Yeah, I was glad he was doing our game. Did you know that this year is the thirtieth season of Fox. Huh wow, Terry Bradsha coming in on the horse and then he huld come to the studio on the horse and then came up to the studios where they was Jimmy Johnson and Howie Long and uh, that was the start of Fox and Wrong for thirty years. Those studio shows are getting on my nerves to the everlast end because they keep trying to bring someone new on without firing someone correct. So now you're talking about talking on top of each other. You got Howie Long, you got Terry Bradshaw, you got the host, then you got the coach, Jimmy Johnson, and you got uh Michael Strahan and now they added Gronkowski this weekend, and I think they had someone else. So I was like, my god, man, you can't get it down. No one could talk. Nope, maybe better just having two people like the best formula right now until they screwed it up was Sunday Night Football when they had Tony Dungee and agreed Robert what's the guy's name that was the Rodney Harris. Yeah, when they had those two, I could not wait to watch because they got to really talk. They gave you what name dropping It wasn't like a show and make a laugh and else laugh one that's got to go. That's stupid Adam Shifter or whatever his name is. F mespna miss You know it all, dude, I mean him sitting here trying to tell us what Aaron Rodgers injury was. Yeah, it's stupid. Shut up. You have no knowledge whatsoever the situation. Dumb Kevin. You know how some people all do you have any locks this weekend? That the couple? Well, if you don't know, you don't know. No, I didn't know. I mean, what is yours? And I'll tell you man. I'm gonna pick Florida to upset Tennessee. Jerk. Now that's a pick. I mean if you you obviously have a better chance of making me look stupid. Tennessee is given forward six and a half, given an SEC team points at home, I'm gonna make you look stupid. That ain't gonna happen, Okay, but then I won't bet on it. How about South Carolina Georgia that's a no brainer. So we've got no upsets this weekend, and George's favored by twenty seven and a half. They're also home. Got no upsets? Uh, I think there's one lurking, and I'm gonna tell you that who's gonna go down? Who is it? Michigan? Let me if I find out they're playing like Eastern Michigan. Now they got Bowling Green at home? Oh my god, and they're favored by forty and a half. Are you saying straight up? Are you saying they're not going to cover the forty again, They're not going to cover that in many points? Yeah, I'm sorry. You could throw a high school team in there and that that that's not going to back it? All right? Well, on the air, as I did last week, I'm going to put ten bucks on Bowling Green. It's the only it's the only game I won last week, so I'm going again. Never never messed with the street. I will tell you this early in the season. You can criticize, and you can talk about it every week as we come on air, but I tell you this when I say this, one of the strongest schedules in college football today is current is Colorado. Their schedule is having to play six more teams that is in the top twenty five. Trent, am I right or wrong? I'm not going to dispute you. I haven't heard anything wrong from you today. Well wait a minute, I'm looking it up. They got Colorado State this weekend, so right, who do they get after that? The whole season? All right? They do have and I'm getting to it right now, Corn who the buffs? All right? So they go to Oregon and then so yeah, that's the top twenty five team. And then they got USC at home, so that's two top twenty five teams. Then they play at Arizona State, not a top twenty five team. Then they got Stanford at home, not a twenty five, top twenty five team, and they got UCLA away. They're twenty fourth, so that is a top twenty five teen. And they got the Beavers Oregon State that is the top twenty five teen, and they got Arizona who's not. And they got with Washington State, which he is, oh and Utah. So I mean they will end up five and five one, two, three, four five. They have six on their schedule. What did I just say, trimpn't know? We gotta can we skip back? I'm about to skip back well, what did you say it will be six? I was placing my bet. You said six wins. No, he said they got six top twenty five teams on the schedule. Oh okay, which is the hardest schedule in college. Oh good grief for real. Well, so you've got them winning only one of those those games. I think at the end of the year they'll be five and five, which they won one game last year. But dude, did you see how beautiful I forgot how beautiful Colorado's stadium? It was, Man, that pat crowd and showing the mountains. Man, it was great. Oh here, Kevin, let me give you an example text with Brian. I was like, I forgot how beautiful because they were doing the studio show, right, I mean Fox was out there with Gus Johnson, and they got the mountains in the background, the Alps, Rockies and they've got and I was like, man, I forgot how beautiful that was. And Brian goes, oh, I'm so used to the SEC and the double deckers. I forgot. I forgot what small stadiums look like. You just lied. I forgot what small stadiums not. No, it's just like I always down in the man his First of all, I had already texted before he sent his text. I was texting this this stadium that I was shocked only seats fifty thousand, And he responds with you just are used to SEC school, So you lied. I didn't say anything about SEC schools. That was your text. I was just trying to be nice. Yeah, a lot of times I had to inhale and think, how do I just try to be nice? Try to be nice? We'll be nice. How about that before we leave, Kevin, because we gotta move on to have at it? Who do you got at Bristol this weekend? Who do I have at what now? Bristol Bristol Night Race? Oh boy? I think uh K will do it. Kyle Larson Yep, he's gonna be good one day. Like I told you. You did say that, lucky boy. All right, have a good weekend. We'll catch up with you next week. I hold on to say, we get one last thing. Hey, we won't see you next week week. Okay, Kevin, before you hang up, just so I know you still got words to say. But I'm going to give you this. I'm giving two to Nebraska and getting seven from Notre Dame. That was my bets that day, Brian Small stadium fifty thousand. Maybe I'm just used to the sec all right, So which one of us? That was your text? Not mine? No, No, we'll go back and look. I guarantee you. You said you're used to the sec or and I said Prime will add to the stadium. He will double it. Okay, that's what I'm said, Trent. Yes, this is this is I'm making a banner that's gonna go up in your man cave. You know what's going to say. I can't wait to hear this us. This game's giving me the gumption to understand the assumption that there's gonna be some alcohol consumption to the point of where there's gonna be no function. I guarantee you that's gonna happen. There will be no function. Did he did? He hang out the phone, dropped piece out, he dropped the mic. Alright, alright, have at it. I just got three things to say, God bless our troops, God bless America. Started. We forgot to mention, did you see Trump going into IWA State when I was first off? If you're at that game, how genius are you? That's your first caucus? Right? So you got to be seen at that game. I think I did see the Santas was there, But dude, there was no reaction like and of course they photos not photoshop. Of course they got to show the pictures of the people given the finger. It was that was photoshop, was aid? Is that what you call it? Yeah? Yeah, but it was yeah, that was not there. How about they didn't show the ladies wearing the Trump or state Trump's owa something like that. It was, you know, they were and they were wearing There was some hot girls wearing those little shirts with Trump on it, and that you know, they don't show that. They don't. You have to see that on TikTok later, but they don't show that. How big a crowd in the roaring? Did you see that he went over and flipped some burgers at a tailgate? I mean, how cool was that? Anyway, here's something that I wanted. So college game day, Brian, you've talked about this guy and he his changing college game day. Let's listen to cut ten Pat McAfee with a few members of the How long how long watching climb this table? Dude? That dude is he's got the crowd. He is in a college crowd what he stands on his chair, dangerous that he is never like, oh you're not gonna see Lee Corso do anything like that. You and I will say this, have you been watching his show? I saw a little bit of the other night and I did not continue watching it. Unbelievable, okay, blows. I honestly thought, there's no way this works on ESPN. Yes or no? What he does ESPN just assume to pay the phone. Yes, that's what I would do watching And then they did it word and they didn't bleep it. They did well, they did bleep the f well after the fact, because he said because they were like, oh, he's like, I almost made it through the show. But see all that stuff. He could do it on purpose now and ESPN just needs to look the other way because clips like that you can't pay for advertising that like that, that will go out that quick. That moment right there he stands on the booth. How many times is that being played? You know? Yeah? But I love his new show. Well, I mean it's it's this same same show, but now it's on his bend and it's it is only good is good? He reminds me and his bragga das show and the way he entertained. So I brought a special guest for cut eleven. Here's here's what he reminds me of. I wasn't wearing dollars role act what it happened. That's why I reck Claire. That's why logas the US champion, and that's why I'm a telling I gonna be the world dainty champians. Now turnish a money. Let's be hypothetical for a minute. Let's pretend a great American dream. He didn't think it happened. What would happen if Ronney Garman became the world champion? Over to New Garden? He had not coming to film three h Put that dollar retriever the call on what I talk to learn? How put you go fishing? Put your sitting the corner bar, put all the other rednecks taking bear talking about being the chairman. Come on, cow dreams, I mention, but the exactly what they are dream reality, there's got to make all right, that's cool. Just god, he's such a good in his bentner. He was the man. I could watch him like, every time a clip goes by, I do not keep scrolling. I have to watch it just as mannerisms and the way you just it's just freaking good. And the crowd goes crazy with the two. All right, let's hear some dumb asses for have at it. All right. This goes in that category of when you were doing eighty million my ass. Okay, do you remember that speech? And he was Alaska and then the guy at the very end, they were scared after he said he was going to go to bed. Yeah, they realized, oh, we got to stop this thing, right, Yeah, so the dude jumps on there. Listen to this one. Listen to cut twenty. Now I would yield to who am I yielding to? Extinguished? Yes, the president of the Republic of Korea. We needed the voice of God to teld me. So he's making a joke. But dude, the Korean guy standing right next to him, it's like they had to mike what he should say or let the next guy speak. Oh, it was just got off. It's so like, honestly, who in their right mind honestly thinks he's running for president. There's no way like there. Yeah, you know right now there's contingency plans about no. No. First of all, I think they say he's doing that to keep other people from running. Yeah, so they can insert who they want. Yeah, that's what I think too. Don't don't also think that in the back of my mind, if impeachment works and they can put Kamala in, that she would end up being president before she leaves, and then they could exit her and bring Gavin in some way, some way, some shape, some form anyway. It's a mess. California is a mess. Okay, So here's Biden speaking, but the premise of this TikTok and what he's gonna love it because he consider the video of it. But this is the way you talk when you come home late for drunk or you come home late and you're drunk and you're trying to explain yourself. Cut twenty five the whole box lesson a guy driving a truck kid about anyway, knocked down a whole bridge, and the whole box four lanes of the highway consecrated. I'm being to be consecrated. It's I mean, I mean that that was a speech. It's terrible with a teleprompter. Oh voting, Oh yeah, where yeah, eighty one million. I'm just so proud. All right. So I don't know if you want to play this one. Do we have something going on after this? Or can I keep going? Do you want what do you want to do? I don't Okay, all right, I sent I sent a cut forty that was late because it just happened on the way here, and I was like, I cannot believe they did this, and I'll play it next week. If you didn't get it with I got it you did, of course, all right, listen to this. Listen to the best news question of that John Kirby. Is that his name Kirby, the guy that's the that's the John vodclan damn equal. But he's the white man. He's kind of it kind of looks like a Navy guy. You know what I'm talking about, Jean Kirby, John Kirby. It's like, yeah, that guy. All right, this is finally a reporter that's not one of our guys asking a question. All right, here we go. Cut forty dismisses him. In the past couple of weeks, the President has lied about being at Crown zero of the day after the September eleventh attacks, falsely claim if you saw the Pittsburgh for Ridge collapse, I claimed his grandfather died in the hospital days before his birth. What is going on with the president. Is he just believing things that didn't happen did happen? Or is he just ran making stuff up? The president? It was deeply touched and honored to be able to spend nine to eleven with the military members there in Alaska and some families. Uh and uh was was was honored by their presence and the chance to make an important set of remarks about why we need to continue to remember that day. And he did that, and he spoke about a visit to Ground zero, which he did participate in about a week or so after the event, and what that looked and what that smelled, and like that felt like and it had a visceral impact on him as it did so many other am all right, that's it. I mean, he just goes on with the defense. You're literally just countered what the guy said himself that he did right, and you just said it like it was nothing. I mean, I know, what else are you going to do? But that's embarrassing. He didn't say I went the next week, I was there the next day. You embellissed that story to promote yourself exactly. That's what he does. Yeah, all right, so I always do the dumb asses. Here's a smart clip. I love this play. This is Trump at a rally, and I'm sometimes I can't tell if it's this campaign season or the last campaign season. I don't know when they are, but I love these things when they come up. Listen to him. Make a prediction about what the news is going to say, cut thirty, this job with the air conditioning, whoever. Fuck. But you know what the press will say, You know what they'll say. Trump didn't look well. He was extremely wet. It's a hundred and four or five degrees in this room. But we're okay with it. Right, And the next day, feeling the heats, I expected him to sing my way and like at the scarves, swiped the sweat off his face as Special Counsel Jack Smith turns up the temperature and Federal Court amid the back and forth over the protective order in that case, there's new reporting this morning. No, I mean I'm sweating. I'm just saying I'm sweating that much. Do you think he's in a different ways. I don't think he's he's unhealthy, but you know what the press will say. You know what they'll say Trump didn't look well, well, I'll be damn it. It's so sadd dirty man. Although I want to say this to our side. So Catherine corrected me. I thought I had heard that him going up, him being Biden going to Vietnam for the G twenty and then stopping in Alaska to refuel. Let's get one thing straight. If that had been Trump, Trump would have done everything he could to leave that summit early to get back to a ceremony. Right, what is Biden actually going to do with the G twenty that he had to be there and couldn't be back for nine to eleven? But I had heard in the twenty two years since nine to eleven, Yes, that there had not been a president that hadn't visited one of the three areas on nine to eleven. Now, Catherine, a friend of mine, she corrected me. She says she has heard that someone else had not done it either. But I swear I saw so many clips that said no, he's the first president, and they had made an excuse that, well, we can't keep doing it forever. All right, Well let's talk. There's only two other people. Yeah, when I talked about a lot, but surely we could prove it. Well, I guess it had been Trump and Obama and Bush, right, so obviously Bush would have gone somewhere. Yeah, when we could exclude him because he was we know he was there. Yeah, So that leaves Obama, Obama and even Biden before that. But I just heard, and so sometimes when I hear things that no other president has missed, I sometimes wonder it was like, well, was that my news or is that real news? Now? Listen? The best answer that was ever given I'm okay with if that had been their answer all along. And I think that answer was actually given by a news host person that said sooner or later, somebody's gonna stop. Yes, like we get that. Yeah, And that would have been fine to say that answer. If that was your answer. The answer is not what they were giving. Yeah, it's slame he was in Alaska and celebrating with military family. Correct. Oh, come on, I mean, do we still go to what's the Pearl Harbord? I mean, does the president go for that? They sent Kamala to the other place. No, I mean I know what you're saying. Nobody's going to D Day or Normandy and all that stuff, right, But it's and it's okay, it's just but you should recognize the significance of it. The dude had no clue. I mean, he was making jokes right earlier. So he literally does not have a clue. Man, No, he's running our country. I don't know that he is running our country. Which do you think if we really had an honest press corps and we really had people that did surveillances? Do you think it would be great to be able to surveill Obama's emails? Oh? Dude, you know yes, because it feels like that the things that you hear, that he's the one that's still pulling the strings on things. I would love to know somebody. You know, what was the Wiki League's guy, Julian Hossange. Yeah, I wouldn't be great if somebody said, hey, here's the emails that have been going out. Yes, that'd be awesome. Of course they won't. But no, never, it's not all right? Uh PSA is that what we call them? Public service announcement? Yeah, our listeners need to understand we will not be in the studio next week. Oh we're not. No, m you really don't know. No, Oh okay, it's this PSA is important to me. Then public service announcement. We will not be in studio next week. What he's going somewhere? I don't know. Yeah, going on going on my first week long vacation since being self employed for like ten years. Look good for you haven't taken off seven days consecutively. Where are you going. We're going on a cruise for the first part to the Bahamas and then coming back and staying at Disney World. Hurricane Yeah, I know it's kind of Hurricanely had me sweating, So I think it'll be all right, though, that's crazy. What's what I will say? When I was on vacation the only week that I've taken off this year, I still called in. Do you remember that I could push please don't know? What's not? Oh yeah, we all remember that. Probably willing for the books. Well we've got we've got the best of we'll be coming up. What he's going to spend tomorrow putting some clips together? Oh, you're gonna be driving weaving tonight, So we'll be in this two hours next week. They'll have to us into a past episode and enjoy the video clips that will be posted throughout the week. Will you upload that stuff. So what happens, Yeah, well they'll tune into airtime. It will not be nothing, no, not live, not be nothing. It will not be nothing, not be nothing. So but we'll send out of the app. Why don't you give them the So I'm I was hoping you were going to bring the wedding speech. Where's that? Because Audrey's getting married next weekend and I was hoping to get be I've got to give a little speech. Apparently I just got that text. Oh it's not good, great aunt m she wasn't that too. She had a good life. That's good for her empy stella. Yeah, Lexington, all right, so the third house, do you want to know what I brought for the end of the show or do you want it under reported stories? Which one do you want? Just give us the end of the show. End on a good note. Do you know the university area is on a nurse in school is teaching that three year olds can know what if their trans are not three? You said three? A three year old? I promise you. Ridiculous man. It's like when you hear the news, you just think there's no way that's the news, and that's the news. Listen all you have to do if you watch enough shows, the CBS and NBC is gonna tell you what's coming. I was watching one's trip where literally a girl gets hurt. She goes to the er and the lady, the nurse is sitting there holding her hand and she said, do you realize that you're pregnant? And the girl's like fifteen right, she goes, oh my god, my mom will kill me. And so the mother comes in just about that time, and they pull the curtain clothes. They don't let the mother in. So they're going to figure out how to hide this from the mother the nurse, and they, of course they show it as if the mother is what Trent. They always make it out she's so crazed Christian. Yeah, of course that we can't tell her. Man, I mean this, but this is what they want your society to do. Is this a show? Yes? I like yeah, and it's you're like, man, here they go all the time. It's been that way for forty years, though, you know that. I can't. I can't stand it. So what's ther end of showcase? You're gonna actually probably listen to this one, can't. I just saw my wife bully well she's gonna hold up and listen to it too, because you know what you're gonna love about it. I came across it today. No, no, it was something about it and play it. It was what he sent this to me. This is your boy, and I think you've talked about this this show Last Chance you. Oh yeah. So this is a guy named coach JB. He was a juco football coach. This is what I would like to capture at my house. This is me talking to my kids about school. Okay, all right, now, I'm gonna tell Pat right now, she might want to cut this off because this guy a lot of f words in it because he a football coach to these junior college kids or those they're like the black kids that are trying to make it right correct, but they want to play football. He's trying to tell him, you got more than life than football. Okay, all right, So that's how we're gonna end this. And I hope you really enjoy this speech into the show. I hope everybody has got four as. All right, you're shitting me. Fucking shit, Hart draw a fucking pitcher man, fucking going to class. I met you pass it. Ignorance is life fucking threatening. Man, Man, I know who the fuck's going on. I know you guys can't comprehend half that shit. Who gives a fuck? It is a game. If you're going to class day off your fucking phone, sit in the front, turning your homework, you'll get a seat. You guys can't even do that shit, man, And I'm gonna tell you right now on camera. I don't give a fuck. I didn't learn one thing in high school, college, one fucking thing. I couldn't tell you what a fucking adam is. I couldn't tell you what a fucking microbe is. I couldn't tell you what the fuck any of that shit is. But I'm a cold hustler, so I figured it out. Some of your cats are waiting for mommy, daddy and whoever the fuck else to figure it out for your asses instead of pulling your fucking pants up, dropping your nuts, and tightening your fucking shoe laces yourself. You guys have felled me. You felt yourself. I felled you. The entire program is felling right now. At three and one. School should be one, this shit should be two, because without school, this shit don't mean nothing. You're gonna be on Netflix beating Dot City. Whoop you fucking do. How can I help you if you won't help me help you
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