Broadcasting from wat's Creative Studios in Bedford, Virginia. You're listening to Life, Liberty Happiness with your host Brian Schwie on a catch. I hear the train up coming. It's rolling around up Inn and I hain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when I'm stuck in polls in prisons and time beeps, drag and all uns, that train pizza ruling all down the side. All when I was just a babings, my mama told me son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot him in and reno just to watch him. When I hear that one blowing, I hang my head and cried, Hey, welcome everybody, Life, Liberty Happiness. It's not the voice you used to hear him. Not hosted by Brian Sly today, but I am standing in. This is Trent Warner, and today we got a great up in host and co host I Warner, who's usually on the train as he goes by, is in with us today. Hello everybody, And would he still over there pushing buttons? I'm here. Hey. If it sounds like we skipped a week, we did. There's a little bit of a miscommunication on my part with Brian, So we'll try to get past all that. Maybe we'll get into it next week when he's back how all that may have transpired. But the good news is we have so much stuff in today's show. We've missed a couple of weeks, but we've got a lot of stuff to talk about. There's so much going on in the news right now and in our lives, so we want to talk about a little bit about that once. It definitely thank David Honaker for creating this fantastic studio, the State Farm Studio of course with what he's helped and also seeing us Business Services for making it possible that we are on air every single week, so we want to make sure we give them a plug. So, got anything to kick off the show or what? Do you got anything to say? Ray? There's long time, long term sponsors. They've been wonderful, Dave. It's been like ever since like episode number two or three. Yeah, and we're like, you know now, so him and seeing so yeah, well done, y'all. Brian's as been doing this three years, three years. Wow. I've got some pictures I'll if I share them of just the spool and the stools. Yeah, like he did. Ye could you se on those stools now? It just looks so plain. Oh my god, there's no way we would do a two hour show with those No way. It was hard to do a thirty minute show. I can see. That's why Brian brought that chair in. Yeah, I can't wait to every time I walk in, I would like to see him in that chair with a microphone. He had it like resting on his chest or on his shoulder. Yeah, I think he slept half the episodes when uh, when the chair was enabled. So yeah, So anyway, welcome everybody to the show, and we'll do the normal show that we have. So this Day in the History, I've got a few dates and sometimes I don't know if we got a lead in a bumper or not? Is this one not a bumper? No? No bumper for the not yet that fills up forty five minutes of the two hour show. My favorite bumpers. I literally like the bumper ahead of have at it more than I like havel at it that last week. Just nothing but see if anybody would have noticed. That's awesome. All right, So this day in the History, and it's over a couple of weeks actually since we skip, But in two thousand and two, Congress had given the authority to George Bush to pride some broad authority and to use force against Iraq in two thousand and two, and we're in that same situation again. Twenty one years later. We're coming close to that situation. I joined the Marines and the third day I was at boot camp, Iraq attacked Kuwait. So here was that ninety one oh ninety one, Yes, I'm believe I can't remember when I went. But at the same time is they of course the drill instructor, and you were half scared out of your wits in the first place, is said, who here has signed up reservists? And I jumped on that like kept me and they said, you're not a reservist anymore. And they were pointing at the TV with all the battle, you know, the carnage going on from Kuwait. Yeah, and then Saudi Arabia, the whole thing, you know, transpired And as the war was going on, then I was in the Arctic Circle, so they put me way away from the you were like the next wave in case it did hit the fan, right all the way to Arctic Circle from the desert. Yeah, I was waiting. I was protecting the grounds up there. Yeah. The Nord Stream PIPELINEID protected that, not if we bombed it. Nineteen seventy five, Saturday Night Live debuted and that hard to believe. Wow. Yeah, And that leads to what's gonna be our top ten today, which would be the top ten funniest comedians, Like, if they're on Netflix, I'm going to stop and watch at least some of it, just because they're always cracked me up. So we'll talk about that. That'll be in our top ten. Little we call that the thing where you try to get someone to listen to the second hour lead the teaser, the teaser, got a little teaser, I got another wordbal I don't have Brian for the second hour. He usually yells at me for doing that, so I just supposed to say it without saying the teaser part, all right. Nineteen seventy four Ford Gerald Ford explains his pardon of Nixon. I wish we were doing that now, right, getting one to resign, right, and then Kamala having a pardon. Did you know I heard something about this about Gerald Ford, and I didn't fact check this, except I heard it from somebody that's like a reliable source, which is I think Mark Levinn that Gerald Ford is the only unelected president we've ever had. I mean, this is from so what happened from Nixon? Yeah, so what happened geryld Right, But we've had people impeached before, and we've had people die before. But the vice president has always been elected as the vice president because he's been on the ticket with the president. But in this case, ask you was the vice president of Nixon. He had resigned before Nixon resigned. So when ask You resigned, they appointed Gerald Ford as the vice president. We'd probably lose our mess over that. Right now, if to a point, yeah, when you think about what goes on now and what went on then, and you just kind of forget that, and you think how big the news is now with the speaker at the House, and we'll get into some of that a little bit. But to realize that is to ask you agnew ask you. I'm going off of just memory a fact checking here. It's a little it's a little askew. You know, I know who's talking about me. Ma will call me tonight, she likes how do you not know that it's not she'll be embarrassed with your history. Oh god, you know she's going to be listening for two boys. She said, you can't listen live though she still hadn't figured that part out. She has to. I guess she listened to Grove Streets there than I am. She's old. Yeah, yeah, oneer. She gets to listen. She'll figure it out. We need to do a focus group. I need to figure out that democratic. You know what, she can listen with your mom done, your mom my mom my, mom's listening right now. Text me saying I can love the music. Choice love these guys like she she listens to every episode. Hey man, she's got to give me a list of her music. She must say, all right, that's cool. So that's this day, in this day. Actually, I didn't want to think you did. Yeah, okay, cool? What you got would how much? Would you guess? We purchased Alaska for in eighteen sixty seven from Russia. Just throw a number. Thirty five million It was this day in eighteen sixty seven for less than you could buy a house in probably Beverly Hills seven point two million for the entire state of Alaska. Wow, that's a good bargain. Somebody did good math. Well, once they figured out how much oil was underneath it, they probably kept it to themselves at Oh, it's just swamp, that's just it's a big old rockery. Yeah, nothing but ice. Ye. Do we get to get to oil from Alaska? Now? I don't know anymore. Isn't that where the reserve is? The whole pipeline thing. Didn't you sell off all of our oil in the reserve? Yeah, I don't know that. That's one of my unanswered questions. Do we do we not know what the level of the strategic strategic whatever that is. They should have a gauge, just like your field tank where we are? Yeah, where we could all know just log in and see where are we at. They got the national debt counter. Yes, I love it. Oh man, I can't imagine how fast that's going. Now they'd lost they had just widen the screen. All right. So that's these days in history, and now we'll go into drama. We are like clockwork today, man handing arm signals working, got it, hadn't had a train go by yet. I'm here earlier. That's going to be a man that's gonna be something. Does it go by Oh, I forgot to tease. We got Carolina Covin later in the show too. He did tell me he was coming. You know, he and I are going to be reminiscent because I talked to him for a good while. They can't wait to get on here. Yeah all right, listen, So drama, what do have you ever watched the show lasso? I know, just clips of it on like TikTok. So that's what I did. I've seen and I've seen it win all these awards, and it has the guy that's like, really really funny. I've seen him with Jason sedekas is he the guy was in the Miller's a Yeah, okay, So that guy's hilarious and he keeps win on all these awards. So Marty and I decided, hey, let's do you you're going to talk about the one that you binge watched, and we talked about it before the show, so we binge we went to Binge watch it. After two or three episodes, she was done, Really, she was done. She was done. I thought you would have bailed out long before. Well, there's got to be a reason why so many people watching it. Maybe I just got to get into character Yellowstone. Took me a while to get in. Once I got in, I was hooked. I couldn't stop watching man. I gave it a whole season and then won. And also I couldn't go to sleep, so I kept watching it. It was the worst I hate when I don't get what everybody else can. It just wasn't Is it funny him you wanted to be Yes, the premise is funny. The premise is he was a college football coach that turned the Wyoming Shockers like they really went to the University of Wyoming, like they picked it like a real school. So he went to the University of Wyoming as a coach, and his first year made him a winner. Not that they won the national championship, but he turned a poor program into a good program. And a lady in England who through a divorce, got the soccer team in England and it was almost remember the movie Major League where they tried to make the team lose. So they kept Yes, they hired the wild thing, Charlie Sheen. They hired all these people. They thought, we're going to run the team in the ground, and then they realized what she was doing. So they banded together and started winning. Okay, that had a better plot than this. So she is trying to do the same thing sort of. So she hires a football coach to come across to coach soccer. He doesn't know a damn thing about the sport, so that prim I mean, it sounds like it would be good. It just I mean, that was more exciting than the show. Oh my gosh. I mean that kills you when it happens, too, because you want it to be something. Yeah, it's like before I guess COVID anyway, and the theaters going by the wayside is watching previews for a movie on it, and they showed you all the highlights of the Yeah, I got excited and that was all there was. That was it. I just saw the movie. Yeah that was That's disheartening. But when, Yeah, I was watching it, I'm thinking, this actually feels like I'm in justo Saturday Night Live before. Do you know remember how when you watched one and they sometimes were lame and the crowd was not even really into it because it was just not a very good thing. That's what this show felt like. I just don't know how it won all these awards, but I did turn it around. Though have you seen? And I am not a soccer guy, but for some reason I dig the story of Beckham and Posh Spice. Watch that. Oh my god, that story. I couldn't dialand it up soon. That is two of the prettiest people I've ever seen in my life. I mean, I don't go that way, but I would think about going that way for Beckham. Yeah, I mean, that's the most handsomest man. I mean, he's on an athletic field and I see Brad to get done easy over there. But I'm just saying, that's your brother. I think we got all this distance. But the story is great, like I thought it. I thought it was going to be this whole Posh Spice and Beckham paparazzi and there's some of that. But what I really loved, because I'm a sports fan, is they talk about him and how he grew up through the sport and he was just a kid, just like you know how you hope your kid is a good baseball player, so you go throw the wall. His dad was like that on steroids. His dad wanted him to play for Manchester and I don't even know what Manchester you was. That's how much I don't know about soccer. I always think how many trophies can they give away? It's like they always have the big match and they have the people that are riding the streets and stuff, and then a month later you see another big match in this and they're riding the streets. But I kind of learned about what real Madrid was and Barcelona and Beckham. What I will say about him is that is a guy that stands on principle. If he felt like you were screwing him, that's the whole reason he came to La Express, just to get out of the yeah you team organization, Like, was you lie to me? And you don't have to fill your part? I'm out, But if you're with me, I'll do whatever I can to go win in that game. So I thought, wasn't triggering. I think maybe four episodes too. It's like my perfect home run documentary. Anything eight is pushing it. You mentioned Yellowstone and how it took you a while to get onto the top of Yellowstone, and I know, did you get yewtone? Could not? Really did not? I mean I sat I sat there one time. I went I've watched so many shows, I don't know the number but I figured it by days of what they were saying, and it was seven days on the show. Their time was seven days and nine people had gotten killed. Oh yeah, And I'm like, come on, is that up your alley? No, I mean it's just I mean I got stressed out, I got frustrated. I mean the drunk girl, Now, that was a hot scene in the you know, the trough, that little thing. Now, I wanted to so that's what hooked me in. But you know what got that trough scene hooked you? Well? No, no, she hooked me. She hooked me. I couldn't do the drunkness. I couldn't do the drunkenness, like because I kept seeing myself not remembering anything. How she's so smart. She pissed me off because if I drink anything, I can't remember, and she's so smart, goes through and just annihilates everybody around her. Man, you talk about a bully. She what was her younger brother? That one little guy. I'm like, man, I feel so bad for that. I think the last scene is when he confessed that I watched he confessed doing to the family and she literally drugg him in the room by his ear. I'm like, come on, I don't know, man, I was stressed out. I couldn't know about her. That just made Erica wants to finish it. I can't do it. I don't think I could watch another episode. I don't think I finished the last half season. They're doing half seasons now and I think I watched a few of them, and I don't think I finished it. Grayson, other families telling me, you got to get into the second season before it mellows. Yeah, really, so I don't think I'm there yet. I think eight or nine so I was. I was right there with you, like it got me into the second season when she really took over and stopped drinking. Oh no, I thought she drank all the way through. Oh she quit drinking. Yes, Okay, I don't want to tell you anymore. Okay, I wouldn't remember it. So have you had any time for drawing Erica? I do. Thanks to everybody for prayers for Erica. Thinks everything turned out really, really good, and to say the power of prayer. We could have a whole story on that because it was just not bizarre, but coincidental situations happened to where what they went in to do wasn't there, I mean, so they just went and buttoned her up, you know, closed the hood and she went home that same day. Instead of four to five days and three to four days in the hospital in five to six weeks recovery, she went home the same day and you know, still where they went in. She has the surgical issues of healing. Yeah, but yes, she's doing great. So appreciate everybody on the show, you know, as far as the mentioned on prayers and everybody listeners, thank y'all for everything, because it certainly is makes us sit back and go to the power of prayer really has an effect. She still have pain from what made her go in before or no, because it was so intermittent, but all the signs said here's your problem. And so when they went in and just a real short story is one of the assistant pastors from the church I've started going to and I don't know him. I only see he and I made eye contact. He came over to the waiting room where I was, and he said, you know, hey, how are you. We introduced each other for the first time, and he said, why are you here? And I told him, you know the short version of the story. He said, do you mind if we pray over it. Oh wow, that's all and I said absolutely, of course. My words were let it rip, you know. So he put his hand on my No, he's the pastor. He's just his assistant pastor at the church. We've started going to North Bedford Baptist Church. It love it. It just fits my mold. They don't have a ten piece band, you know, all that, it's just me old school. And so hand on my shoulder. We said the prayer and he went on about his business and texted me later, you know, just checking in, and that was great. Then the pastor texted me and so you know, the little network came about and they shared the whole church for anything we needed, which was awesome. And then thirty minutes later, here comes the doctor and I look at him. Go three to five to seven hour surgery. You're coming out in an hour, said doc, you're a little early, and he goes, we found nothing. We literally can't find the issue, and which was awesome. That's awesome. And so there again, I just think it's not coincidence. One of our best friends, Tammy, there's no such thing as coincidences. Yeah, and so I'm hoping praying that it is certainly the power of prayer that did it. So if we don't have any more issues going forward, how awesome could that beat? Yeah? And uh but while her healing and stuff, we did jump into drama with we tried to catch up on Reacher, oh the way, the new one, the show Cruise movies. My mom ruined the movie for me because she said reacher' is supposed to be like six six and twound and the show he's the real guy. I mean, he's supposed to be who he is. Yeah, So the movie with Tom Cruise, I couldn't get past that. Well, I thought it was a good movie. Yeah, it was good, but I couldn't get past the character part. From what Mom read all the books, you know how I heard stories that in the Tom Cruise movie, like when he's in a dance hall or whatever, he's walking on a platform and everybody else's next to the platform make him look taller, absolutely through the studio, I mean through the dance floor. Yeah, back camera angles and everything you know, to make him look taller. And like I said, I did like the movie, but I couldn't get past that part. But this guy was a huge beast that Eric was just like, oh, he's hot. He is huge. It's kind of orange swartz and neggarish, but taller, the taller, absolutely tall, and so I mean just a thick meatthead. And but if a meathead is the right word, it is. I told mom I quit watching. That's why we started rewatching. While she's on hill and I called me Mom. I said, I can't do it. I said, anybody that stops looks at a bootprint and says the shooter was over here because the moon was thirty two degrees to the east, I'm going, I'm done. Come on. So we did catch up on it. It was good to put his ear against the dirt. It's a go this way, right, So yeah, we did that and did y'all finish it? Yeah, we finished it. Did a bene It's first time I've ever really binged fun like that. And so while at one o'clock in the morning, we called it. But the next day finished the last show with all the wrap it up and it was good, and Erica did her research. It sounds like doing another one starting next spring. I think that'll be the second season. That's it on Amazon. No, it is, I think it is. Yeah, I think that Jack the Little and we're gonna start Jack Ryan. Yeah, Jack Brown, it was really good. That's one of those that one season is better than the other, but the next season could go down, and then the next season is better. It's like up and down depending on depending on where they're going. Brian sold me on sold us on the Chosen. Also that the biblical ones, I haven't seen that yet. Very good, but man, it just opened up a can of worms for me. I just I can't. I can't get all my answers, you know, because biblical person, I am not right down here, and I'll put them under an unanswered question. There's a lot of them. That's right, you're going to church. But yeah, he was right. It was good. And we've only done season one, and I understand. I don'mm not confident that on that one's Netflix. Okay, I think I have. I'm pretty sure that one was Netflix. Yeah, I get it mixed up because it's just all I got to just queue it up on the team and it goes to whichever service. Yeah, so I really don't know a lot of times which service I'm even on. That's cool, all right, Well that's drama. And then on to sports. It's time for sports. Behind a little bit. I can just hear Brian in the background. You forgot to say, you're listening to life, louis your happiness. It's in red. He'll bring it up next week. Yeah, not that he would actually listen, right, he's not on, but he's not gonna listen. We can see just about any damn thing we want, So all right, let's start off with cut five. I gotta go, do you haven't? I gotta go? You got more outlaw music? Cowboys at easy to love in their heart? Anybody better than Whaling Jenning's, especially on a drinking Saturday night, And that's my go to. You know what I love about this? We can talk during the song. Just pissed at me if I start talking, just the looking as me. They know this song. They're still singing along the you don't die, You'll probably just ride away. It's for you and me, mom to be all right, so into sports. So this was meant a little bit more of the week before, after the Niners, after the Niners killed, after the Niners had killed the Cowboys, and then of course I fan dueled. Monday night they were playing the Chargers and Brad, you had got me all excited because I put ten bucks on the chargers. I do the fan duel ten here and there, and I told myself if I was only going to spend one hundred bucks max on fan duel, and I ended up going to two hundred because I couldn't win. I'm like, I'm the worst gambler in the world. I can't do it. I can't get rid of a dollar. I've always been that way, but Perry and Brian have kind of gotten me into it, and they keep showing me the parleys they win, and I'm like, all right, but I'm honest to god, I could get a kindergarten girl to pick the games that I choose and have a better chance of winning than I have. So for me to start gambling, I just need to know who you pick and do the op You could literally just do the opposite. I promise you, it's just incredible. Do the experiment. I need to go check. I'll take your two hundred dollars and if I win it, I'll just give it back to you. But I'll do the opposite. You would you would be, you would be. Plus I'm on the minor side of things. So, I mean, I haven't lost it all. I still have some room. But so, what'd you bet on with the Chargers? The Chargers to win. The Chargers were given the Cowboys two and a half, and I was like, well, they're home. The Cowboys aren't that good. So and I wanted to come on the show and be even more emphatic about the Cowboys. Right, So here's what I've been saying about the Cowboys, and I brought some research here for the show. The Cowboys every year are the best team in September. All they have to win is two games, and all of my Facebook feed is going to the Super Bowl. We have this is our year. How about them Cowboys? How about them Cowboys? Dak is the man forty to nothing. They beat somebody earlier this year it was the Jets. First game here, it was the Jets somebody. They beautiful anyway, non stop, but always say give it a month. Yeah, get into December. Yeah, oh December. They had like the worst reptions. So I looked, and the Cowboys since twenty ten, I hope Brian's listening, have had the best record in the East of the four teams, the Redskins, the Eagles, the Giants. So they have the best record in September. Remind me how many Super Bowls they have won, nineteen ninety sixty six something like that. I'm yes, all right, so it bears itself out. The facts are they are the best team in September and they never make it to the Super Bowl. So they're not the best team in the NFL in September. The best two teams or Kansas City and New England, two teams that you see going to the Super Bowl. Cowboys, they don't do it anyway. That game I could not believe. Again just watching when I can watch, is they how many Cowboys fans there were in San Diego at a home San Diego home game. Well, they're actually in LA now, which I'll still make mistake, and you know, PTI watch every night, they still make that mistake every time. I cannot call them the Los Angeles Charge. It doesn't ring. It still doesn't fit. But LA is one of those cities that have you know, people moved to LA. So often when they have a home game, whether it's the Rams or the Chargers, they have a huge contingency of the opposing team. And I knew the Cowboys. It was going to be like a home game. Just it was just unreal. And then I quit watching it just was so sloppy watching it. Yeah, again, it was just like penalty after penalty. That's another thing. Why don't we just let them hold? I might as well. So baseball has changed. I talked about some of the rules changes, and we talked a little bit about that here in a second, But the NFL just let them hold? Why not? I think worse than that is definitely the quarterback penalties are so judgmental. Yeah, and they should have to watch the replay before they confirm that flag. Yeah, because it's just like, oh my goodness. What I get sick of is the holding call that you could call every single play of the game. But when it's critical, critical third down and you need did that first down and got it, now it's called. And then you can watch the very next series and there's a face mask. It happened in the Tennessee game. They didn't call face basket against Texas A and M. However, there were two calls before that that were against Tennessee that made you go, what in the dagone world? That's why I think that they should just make if they want to make the sport better. Just let them hold because it's all those flags and it stops momentum. Oh yeah, it just it just makes it sloppy for trying to watch it and it just pause pause. Yeah. Well, speaking of college ball, getting into that, let's see Tennessee did beat Texas A and m LSU. I think they forgot who they I forgot to look to see who they beat. But the top five in colleges? Did you know who they were before the list? Know? Are you an NFL fan or an NCAA college football fan? I would rather watch college football in both are on in the background, but it's I'm always busy with something else. If I sit and watch it, I probably have watched more NFL. Yeah, but I prefer watching the college So Marty would love to be with you during a football game. So when we watch football. She came down in Tennessee and Texas A and M was close. It was in Texas A and M drive and win the game and it's like third and eight, and that's when Marty wants to start asking me questions that has nothing to do with the game, as what she was looking at on her phone and once asked me. It's like, hey, listen, the point of watching the game together is it's third and eight and then I'm the one that looks like the a hole Raymond when her brother, the brother's wife shows up and wants to talk during the basketball game. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, it's an excellent episode. It's like, you try to find a way to say something and I never say it the right way. So, yeah, that's so Georgia. Is that good Georgia? I don't know. So in that top five, you got Georgia one, Michigan to Ohio State three, Florida State four in Washington five. To be honest with you, none of them are really that good. I enjoyed watching the LU game last night. The lu's games have been televised during the weekdays, but early weekdays on Tuesday night, two Tuesdays and a Thursday. Yeah, and so I've really enjoyed watching their games. I still don't know anything. They're in a conference that plays those off nights so that they get a chance to get on TV. It works. Yeah, I mean that a good crowd that looked like for me did what I saw, and so that was enjoyable and I didn't know it until you wrote it down here. Also, JMU is undefeated. Yes, so Lu and JMU are still undefeated and neither one is ranked, which you know mainly because of schedule Jamu. Somebody said something too that they're not Bowl eligible even undefeated because they're brand new into Division one, and so that's probably another reason they're not ranked right now. There's a petition going around for that. Really, yeah, like you were signed to allow them since or so, yeah, one if that'll get in traction. Well, I'll tell you this too. There's a guy that is becoming the most hated guy. Like I love Dion. There's nothing that that guy could do, Like he could lose five in a row and I don't care. I mean, I've bet with him every single week just because and he got me. Last week they were up twenty nine to nothing. Oh MEMI of the Week, Just interrupt MEMI of the Week Woody. On the left is the famous picture of Bill Clinton and on the right is Monica Lewinsky. Right, you know, they're standing in that Oval office where he's standing there doing the formal. On the left side, it says twenty nine point halftime lead. On the right side, it's Monica Lewinsky wearing a Colorado uniform sweatshirt, so they blew it. I didn't know where that was going, but I actually studied it a couple times to figure out that's all about. That's my favorite memish on. My favorite ones were the ones to send like Brian got mad remember last week about her two weeks ago, maybe three weeks ago now because of our status where Elon Musk was looking at his phone and said he was doing out and Brian was like, I didn't get it. That's what I love you. You have to study these things a little bit. But the person that I'm starting to hate more than anything in college is Perry. Got me to start hating them is Shane Beemer. First off, I'm not a tech fan, so being the son of Frank Biemer and he was he's just this little salt off guy. Well, last night or after the game Saturday against Florida, apparently he went on a tantrum and then kicked something and broke his foot and I had to do a press conference to admit to it before it got out there about him breaking his foot in the locker room and to listen to him talk, it's like man, I don't see you lasting very long. So is his role the head coach at Virginia Tech. Oh, I'm sorry, he's the head coach at South Carolina. At South Carolina, he's a game cock. Wow. Yeah, so not doing very well. They were up ten in the fourth quarter and I did not know. It's like one of those games where you look at the score and you just are happy. Because they showed the stat that Florida was ahead of Tennessee. So I was like, oh man, South Carolina finally came through and one of big games. So now Tennessee can leap frog Florida in the standings and be behind Alabama. I was like, oh good. And then to find out Monday, I was like, wait a minute, what's Florida ahead of Tennessee? Still South Carolina blewet? Oh my goodness, that's how he broke his foot. She's rallying the troops. Kick something and break your foot. How many of them were laughing? As far as uh baseball, we've got Phillies and Diamondbacks and Astros and Rangers. And let me tell you, if you're not a baseball fan, to watch the Phillies play at home, which now you can't because they're going to the Arizona in the next two weeks. I would imagine Arizona is going to try to get back to Philly what Philly did to Arizona. That crowd was like a college football crowd. It was so loud. And you remember the guy Bryce Harper that was with Nationals. He's been with the Phillies a couple of years now, and he's one of those dudes. When he swings the bat, he's trying to break the bat over his back. He has that golf swing all the way around, and he does not swing half pace. It is as hard as I can come out of my boots, and dude, when he cranked one, that crowd just goes freaking berserk. Wow, he's made me a fan of them. So I hope they can knock off the Diamondbacks. They're up to nothing, and the Rangers the surprise of baseball in the playoffs. They got lucky that they they screwed up the regular season, barely got in as a wildcard team and have not lost in the playoffs. Wow. I was watching for you and for the sake of the O's having a playoff season, So I started watching it and I'm like, that explains it. It was it was three one, three oh three oh yeah they Ranger swept them. They got swept. Yeah, so at three to oh I didn't watch four. Yeah, So this year, that's what I'm talking about. They're always tinkering. It used to be four when you got into the round. Now it's best of three, so they didn't have a fourth option. And and then to make things worse is hockey needs The Orioles had to wait a week before they started playing. So when you were going to play one hundred and sixty two games, which is a game almost every single night, now you got to wait a week to figure out who's coming to play you. And all four teams that had to do that didn't make it to the next round. Huh pretty sure. I think it's anything with losing your momentum. Yes, it's exactly that week break. Yeah, because you're used to playing. They actually had to play. They acted like they were playing games. They brought in minor league teams to play during the middle of the week so that they could get some games in, but it just didn't work. So it's now best of Now it's the best of seven. So now you have to win four. They're in the final round before you go to the World You got it. I think NHL has to do the same thing with the first round. It's got to stop the seven games in the first I mean, as long as you got to play, I would be okay with the Orioles. If it was best of three, it'll be fine. But anyway, Hey, one thing cool to talk about it if you want to watch get into baseball because you let baseball go by is Baseball has changed their rules. They now have a pitch clock, so your game is done in two and a half hours, where they used to be three and a half to four hours. I like that. And when you make a pitching change, that picture has to face three batters. It's not lefty lefty. Now righty comes out, so let's switch a pitcher. The righty goes out, and then the spring and a left handed guy. They would make three pitching changes in an inning and go to commercial. It would take a half hour. It was awful. Yeah, now you got to phase three, which is really cool. We're getting over but this is Brian's not here to yell at us, So let's get into NASCAR. Last two races Vegas. Roval Eh, you got anything, you were probably Larson. Larson went in last week. Was good. I thought that they I I don't know why I'm against the tires making or breaking the race the tires. Yeah, and I guess since all the cars are the same, they're trying to find their little niche to how they get you know, so these guys making thirty laps and blowing tires is because they're doing They're trying to find that as their you know, advantage was not an advantage. But Larson, he lost it and the wall saved him. He bounced off the wall and got a great save, best save probably one that you could put in there. And like it looked like he was drifting what yeah kids do with the cars. Yep. That was so awesome. Tap the wall with the rear ends almost like he knew, let me get it right here and now back in the straight. Yep. But I'd tell you what, Chris Bell, if it had been another lap, I think he had him, probably would have beat him. Yeah, And maybe wonder also, I wonder if they're drive along and think, man, this is gonna be I know I got him, but I'm gonna book some TV time right here that he almost ruined it if he did do that, because Chris Bell was coming all strong. Yeah, and he was right. If Chris Bell had been Kirk Busch or Kyle Busch, he probably would have been put in the wall to win. Oh yeah, yeah, no, I agree, yeah, Chastain. Oh yeah, but Chris Bell seems to drive it. We go back to that thing as old school is it used to be if you you know, last lap it was on, you know, spin him out, do what you gotta do to win. And we would almost yell at Denny Hamlin for that right now, if Denny Hamlin would have done that, all I did jump through the TV. Yeah, just like come on, yeah, but you used to do what you had to do last lap it was, you know, no rules. Yeah. Well, the top eight, the final eight are Byron Truex, Hamlin, Larson, Boucher, Bell, Reddick, and Blaney. And what's really cool is when you watch race now, those eight, seven of them are in the top seven. Yeah you notice that. Sometimes I think the other teams they just you know, for next year, yeah, or you know, don't get involved, don't be the person that causes a wreck, because now you're going to take your teammate out since there's seventy teams there. Oh on that when Larson did what he did, no caution came out forty eight, spins out like three laps later and misses the wall, but goes down all the way to the inside, hits the inside wall. Would that have been so Larson could get into the pits because he smoked his tires Huh, I don't know. And there was no caution and he was getting you passes. Everybody's like a Chad Canal's type thing or Michael Waltrip thing. Yep, hit the wall, bounce off, get a caution so Larson can change those tires. Well, I bet. Speaking of FanDuel, I got two bets that go have a few more weeks on it. So before the championship started, I think it was in the middle of the season or right when I started fanduels, so it was right before the chase started. I picked William Byron and Denny Hamlin. Those are the two individual bets that I made to win the championship. You probably got a good bet, and I think between myself just choosing Byron and Larsen, Yeah, it's just pretty proud, pretty powerful guys is about how they do. But Chris Bell would he'd turn me on. I wouldn't mind watching him going through. And some of the other names too. I like that Blaney Blanie's a good Yeah, seems like, yeah, he's a good dude, very good, all right, And then F one was off this week, so I think I was shocked. The week before that, you actually sent me a F one text like Hamilton just lost it and I hadn't turned it on yet. I was I was sitting myself down to watch it, and you said Hamilton blew it. I was like, I looked at it, I thought was Brian. Brian was at my house. That's the only reason it was. Yeah, so it was on or he was coming to the house, and so I turned it over there to it had just started the race and he did not make it into the first turn before he literally runs into his teammate. Yeah, that's not the only time that's happened this year. It was just a week prior. Is the exact same thing happened? Maybe it was in reverse, but them two hit each other in turn one. Yeah, I think Hamilton's in a little trouble with Russell getting uh been doing better, sir. All right, well that was sports source was brought to you. Sports was brought to you by seeing Us Business Services. CNS Business Services is your local place get professional services, payroll, bookkeeping, taxes, notary and quick books. Everything is done cater to your needs. Set up a consultation today. This is their new and improved website at Csbusiness Services dot online or call five for roh five eight six one one two zero. It's nice to be greeted by those who know you by name. 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I wouldn't go lock a door, all right, So ha Mosco goes into Israel, surprises them death toll over a thousand, and not sugar coating this at all. Obviously we know they went into houses and just killed people, and they ransacked a party from paragliders that were overhead and just executed people. And now obviously the repercussions are days later, Israel retaliates, Israel drives all of them out of their homeland. And now they're doing exactly what anyone who thought that something like that would happen. They did what Net and Yahoo said, We're gonna turn you to dust, and we're gonna make it so that your grandchildren's grandchildren won't attack Israel. Right, We're gonna make it so that the people after this day this time period will know they can't mess with us. And now you have the people that were just waiting for that to start on our side, the ones that you can line up, which, by the way, have you heard Obama say anything nothing? Hm hmm. I've been waiting on because one of my unanswered questions, where did he go? Yeah? Always in front of a camera, but not now Have I missed? I mean literally have I missed? Like do I watch the wrong channel? I would think if he had come on that my Twitter feed X feed would be loaded with it. But I don't see him anywhere. But I do see AOC saying some of the dumbest damn stuff I've ever seen. She said, and I gotta, I gotta, I'm gonna say for next week's show, but saying that the reason she's against the Iron Dome is because of white phosphorus. E Jesus, Like, what's in the either the the the propulsion of the rocket that comes from Israel has white phosphorus in it, or after it explodes it has white phosphorus. Not to mention that if they didn't have the Iron Dome, the missile coming across has a fuel propellant and is going to explode something and kill someone, right potically? Speaking of that, have you guys ever noticed the iron dome that they tout and I think it's like ninety percent effective and that which is it's been better than that, but hasn't been as effective because there's been so many of them that have gone on there. Do you ever see do they show the shrapnel come like? If you no, it does fall? I mean it's certainly. It certainly falls, and you can only tell on the night timelines, you know, yeah, cause you see the thing and you go up and you hit. But don't you think somebody have camera work of like pieces of metal coming down and cutting someone. I think it's so obliterated that you wouldn't tell or is it just a it's definitely true. Yeah, no, no, it would definitely have to be. I can't see it. I can't see it not being shrapnel or even dislodging it from where its original intent was to go. This is the footage I want to see, and I will say, this is what's crazy. Is Israel and Hamas had been going at it for two week spikes. Yes, I've seen more footage of stuff than I've seen in a two year war between Russia and Ukraine. I haven't seen the first flag hanging in Charlottesville for Israel. That's the way the Ukraine flags were hanging. I don't understand the difference. I really don't. And I'm legitimately looking around and driving. Go up twenty nine and you would have found five or six Ukrainian flags hanging off mailboxes. Right. It's fine, Ukrainian Russia invaded Ukraine hamas Israel and there will not be any flags many end zones of the NFL. They won't change the colors of you know, they did change the colors of the White House that night, and that's yeah, I saw that the best way. Yeah yeah, but they all chose also changed them to red first, celebrating China's birthday, and of course it did, of course, So you know, it's just aggravating. And I haven't seen the refugee stuff started happening earlier this week, but we were texting also that date one. It was thousands of refugees riding trucks, riding on top of buses, riding on top of trains, just trying to get out of Ukraine. Well, never saw the first thing about the people trying to get out, and of course Hamas is not letting them leave, right, they don't want to, They're not letting them leaves. The problem there's nothing to film when they won't let them leave. I saw somebody say, if you're willing to kill a baby, you're willing to kill your own people because you don't have that in your heart to know that you just executed a baby, why don't why not kill your own Well, the hospital thing, which is also legit right off the illegitimate, right off the bat. I mean, as soon as I heard it, people talking to me, and I get that that's that that did not happen propaganda. It was they hit the astray, one of their own rockets hit the park parking lot next to next hospital exactly in five hundred deaths. Nack, no, no, that's what I'm saying. And then but the outrage right is to storm the capitol, because you know, and if they stormed the capitol, did they Like I don't even believe my news feed all the time either, Like when I'm watching things, I'm like, did it happen? Like, didn't that many babies get beheaded? Yeah? And I have a problem with finding out it didn't or did it? Like I still don't know that answer, right, No, Like I'm sure the kids were killed, sure, but were they beheaded? And then and putting a pile like they made it sound, made it sound like there was a pile of forty babies. Yeah, you know, not that I want to see that don't either, But I would like to know, as are we talking fact, is it corroborated? Yeah? Right, exactly, so that I mean, that's what I'm saying. I have I have problems with any of that stuff. So but let's listen to the track rack here. Let's not forget about this. This was then weeks weeks of Biden saying We're going to give Iran six billion, but that's for medicine only. Yes, just exactly. That played the clip. Yeah, you played a clip like, yeah, I'm saying the humanitarian Yeah exactly. So I watched another person, a reporter, you know what, I'm kind of glad that I'm seeing some reporters ask the question. Yes, I get it. There's a serial number to the dollar you say you were giving them, and you can track to see if it went to a hospital, and even if it did, the dollar that was going to go that hospital can now go somewhere else, and the guy from the State Department refused to even admit that that's a possibility. Yes, of course it's a possibility. The six billion that it was going to be required to have them have health care, You've given them six billion that can go to health care. So now they can take the six billion and build rock is to shoot at Israel. Yeah, but you're only giving them their money back anyway. And then the same State Department guy, and like I said, I've really only tuned into news since this happened because after they fired Tiger, I gave up on all of it. Don't I watch I've not watched the minute of Fox News to see TikTok comes through with a feed that I like Jesse Waters every now and then on the feet, but I'm not watching it. Yeah, and even watching his whole show and hand it in all. It can't do it anything, I can't. It's terrible. So my life has gotten better, became mine too. I'm not nearly as worried and stressed out about it. And of course doing things like this and seeing what happened to the Israelis at the party the festival, which was one of their celebrations. I mean, I was just a Blue ris rock fest, and so you sit back and you think. And while I was at Blue Rigs Rock Fest, I had my I had my avenue out. I mean, I was looking like, if I had to get out of this for whatever, do that time, I'd look, I do it in church. I want to be able to think I'm going to at least make it to the there. Yeah, and if I can make it there, then I'll figure out that. By the way, what would have happened if Hamasa coming in on Paraglider's the Blue Ridge Rock Festival. It wouldn't have turned out any except what I'm saying for them, It wouldn't have been what happened in Israel. Not ran to that. Everybody would have ranged the pickoff. Yeah, yeah, no, it does make us thinking. Last evening, we were hanging out with the folks that went with us to Blue Ridge and we are all thinking and saying. We discussed the same thing like what if yeah, you know how it ever went down? I heard I read I wanted to do some research for the show about the Second Amendment. Does Israel allow their people? Let me ask you this, what he does texta Brads. I'm sure if he read it. I knew Brian wouldn't have. But do you know, if the Israelis the people get to have weapons, are they a free do you know? I don't know. I don't know. So I was thinking they must not because they have the hidden rooms in their houses. That's that's one of the things. They have, the hidden hiding rooms in their houses. That's how they come back. So obviously what Homas did was catch the house on fire and wait for you to come out in the street. If that's true or not, but that is what I heard they did to them in these suburbs, and so I was thinking, well, they must not have guns. Well that's not true. They are allowed to have guns just like we are, except they have to go through a rigorous background check if sureil, and you have to go through a mental competency test to be able to do it. And then you're only allowed to have a total with all the weapons that you have, you're only allowed to have fifty rounds total. And then when you expel around you have to bring that round back to the government for them to issue another round. So it's a little bit a rigorous however, I think I would do. If you and I live together, we might have one hundred rounds in our house, right right. And the other thing is they believe, and it was a really interesting article. They believe their culture is the government protects us the Iron Dome for example. Your culture is we have a government that looks out for us as a society. So I don't need the weapons because the government will come. Is it sixteen to forty five? Is you serve is you are a reservist in those age groups that you can be called up? Yeah, I think they have. Maybe it's like sixteen to forty Yeah, three hundred thousand. And they got an additional sixty that came in that even Americans, they're in America, they were going back to serve their reservist duty from America. Now, So I thought it was I thought it was pretty neat how they're solely committed into it now, whether the government tells them that they have to. But in a situation like for them, just like our nine to eleven, I mean, we were going to go to New York and just do what we could do. Remember, We're going to take the camper and go up and just see what can we do to help? Yeah, they're all doing that now, you know, for themselves. Does it bother you the whole conspiracy thing about how the Israelis never responded for eight hours, the government didn't come in there for almost a day, I mean half a day to come. I heard heard that, like you said, the ones that are in the reservist, that they didn't have to be called up, that they were already in action. They had already gone to their homes and got their weapons. So I did hear that that they were already engaging the enemy. So the reservists and those who served were already engaged. But I did also as far as watching it. You can't help but wonder where was the breakdown for them to come over the fence in paragliding with all these cameras and technology. So the cat out of the bag that wasn't official was that they haven't sitt it yet. But the cat out of the bag was it was a cyber attack on their whole system. I had heard that too, And but even a cyber attack, don't you think you would have Let's just say you were on your side of the wall and you were I don't know what Jewish people eat right, they were just eating cake. And you happen to see over and over again on the other side of the wall people practicing with their paragliders. I don't think they just cranked them and just decided I'm going to take off on this thing. They had to have at least. Yeah, it was pretty it was. It was pretty good maneuverability. The video where the bomb down, the little handmade bombs on top of the outposts, Yeah, I mean they practiced somewhere, Yeah, exactly. Somebody had to know what they were doing. But it's a shame. It sucks. But I do appreciate the rally of the Israelis to do what they're doing. And so many times I wish that we would go into battle to win. And I do believe that our military suicide rate is that high because you lose your brother besides you, you lose your fellow man, woman, everybody that you serve with in battle, as ugly as it is, you lose them. But you also have a non winning battle, exactly, and I think it just weighs on you that much more that you didn't kick butt and take care of it for your for your fellow you know y Marine sailor anybody part of that track record. And I've got the unanswered questions here do we did we see the five guys that we let go? I didn't even know we did to Iran? Right, I don't even know who we got. And so the six billion, going back to the six billion, I've heard that we still haven't given it to them. So why haven't we have frozen it? Why didn't we refreeze it? Right? And we know where it's at, that's all they keep saying, we know where it's at. Yeah, why haven't we refrozen it? Then? Why aren't you doing that? So? And the five guys that are missing, I mean the five guys that we said we were going to give them and that we were going to get back. Why why hasn't there picked Why hasn't Why isn't there a family like going, Oh, thank you Joe Biden for bringing him back. He's been gone for three years. I haven't seen a single story. I don't know what they look like. No, did the Iranians that we say we let go, did they go back to Iran? Or are they still in our country that we just let them go? Like? What's that answer? The whole thing is just great to where you would have to do and this probably would not be hard to do the research, but I don't want to do it. I'm only going to get pissed off. Yeah, I hear what I want to hear. I've tried to find it. I mean, I've tried to see where are the five guys. I'm not going to read or see what I think is the American That's a good way to do it. Just keep your head in the sand and stop getting pissed. Just don't do it in my backyard, because I think I can reach out and touch you. Well, if they come to my backyard, I don't come to yours. I'll have the flag out there. I got to. I gotta get a signal if you know it's me. This is after Obama, don't forget. And I still think Obama pulls the strings. He gave them four hundred million in cash on a Saturday night just right before he left in twenty sixteen. Yep, you gave him four hundred million. Now you're going to give him five six billion. You're the guy pulling the strings, and you're awful quiet right now. I'm telling you it's true. Little known news. Our military caught a ship from Iran going to Hesba Lah like through Israel. That ship was loaded and I want to say hundreds of thousands, but I don't have it was more than ten seven point sixty two mm rounds Now, how if you're using AK forty seven's that you would have the M sixteen style round in your ship. That's not sixteen. That was the point. That is that's seven point sixty two is the AK. Oh, that's AK. It's also the round that used for the M sixty for the American two twenty three two two three is two twenty three. Okay, the A of R style is the two two three. So what I'm five point five? I transcribed incorrectly what I meant to write, but you got it. The point was it was an American ammunition. It was an American weapon that would fire that bullet, not the Russian side of things. And in that ship that they took, do you know what they did with the ammunition that they caught? And I know you probably knew this, so we recovered it. It was going to Hesba Lah to kill Israeli's ultimately right, That's what you want to do is give them bullets. Well, instead of saying, hey, we caught them unanswered news or underreported story, we gave it to the Ukraine. We gave them the bullets. Go kill Russia working. They're working theirs too. It is just the most universal news stories that I hear. It's a universal right, all right, So if we're building a wall or not, and this is still appropriate. So this is the last clip that I want to play in the hour, and we got so much more. We can talk in the second hour two. But listen to cut ten my archists talk about the border wall. It's got a few words here, but I want you guys to listen to him talk about the security of our wall. Cut ten, I want to address today's reporting relating to a border wall and be absolutely clear there is no new administration policy with respect to the border wall. Allow me to repeat that there is no new administration policy with respect to the border wall. From day one, this administration is made clear that a border wall is not the answer. That remains our position, and our position has never wavered. The language in the Federal Register notice is being taken out of context and it does not signify any change in policy whatsoever. So how's that a positive they I mean, I swear I say this all the time with my friends. They can just talk to you to your face and tell you what you see is not what you see. You're building a wall because you blamed the previous administration that twenty nineteen, they passed the funding for the wall, so we have to build the wall. You own Congress for two years after that, and you reappropriate everything that you want and now you are going to build the wall. But then say you're not building any walls. How about when they're now going to tell you that the walls look for it to easily be. The walls don't work. Look what happened to Israel. Well, least they had a damn wall. We don't have one. And look is it fifteen million or fifteen million have crossed the border in three years. Where in the hell are these fifteen million people? By the way, when guys is trying to go south and run into Egypt, guess why they can't get into Egypt. Egypt close their border. They have a wall, they have a wall, and they're not letting one highway. And Jordan said, forget about it, we're not letting you in here either. Yeah, you guys like to kill people too easily. So at least and did you know about this too. I'm sorry if we're going on to it where we are, But that's just what they call the knock bomb. That Israel's nice. They're going to knock on the roof of a building with a lead bomb, not explosive. You've got thirty seconds, three minutes, whatever it is. They're telling you this building is about to drop. Wow, and then they hit it. Wow. Given them notice, get out of this building. It's about to drop. Do you think it's like just something that hovers. No, No, it's going to say they're dropping on the building. It said it will. We're letting you know. We're letting you know because you can't. They say that you can't. You don't mistake that noise. All I can think of is like a cartoon. A missile stops and a cartoon arm pops out like Knox fog. 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We'd a couple around me boys, one great, big fat backer man. I heard David Jail across the room. Hey buddy, how about a helping hand? I said, dang, I ain't as good as I once was. Hell, the years half long, but there was the town back in my prime when I could read it on my girl. But if you want to thank tonight, I guess those what's gonna up gonna add time. I ain't as good as I want, so I'm as good one as I am A love I used to be hell back when I was younger. Man. Now my body says that you can't do this on, but my bride says, oh, yes you can. I ain't as good as I once was. That's just a cold heart truth. I still throw a few backs, talk a little smack when I'm feeling bulletproof. Soon on double dog there me now, because I'd have to call you up, BLO. I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. Mean, I mean, good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was. Subscribers, liberty happin hour number two. Hey, we're getting overtime for this right time and a half. All right, everybody, welcome back to the second hour. I could not believe when I look down at my notes. Well, and first off, that song as good as I once was. That is how I feel at fifty three. Definitely like you can double dog dare me and I will do it. But I'm not gonna do it twice the way I how Double dog bear Brian across the River. If we can make it ticktalk, Oh you've got to see the night that Brian swore to Brad that he could cross the river barefooted. Yeah, the river was up with a little shower, rain shower. The river was up in a little out he because of being up and we had a few that afternoon. It was still daylight. The thunderstorm had just passed. He's wore that he could cross that river. I said, I got this on video. How far did he make it? Three feet? Three feet across twenty feet? And I mean he goes down like a sacopantageous but in slow motion it's just come. It's like it took five minutes. Looked like one of those houses in the ro Dancey Beach, you know the ones that finally go with the same sink, the sinkhole that sucks a house. Yeah, it just fell like I am, I am. I do have to admit I have to be one of his best friends that I deleted the video just like I told him I would. There's it's it's if it's out there, somebody else has it, but it ain't me. I need to go back because I don't delete anything from you. Yeah, it is hilarious, but also he came out, he did make it back out. I'm coming in there half for it. He's reaching his hand down man. So speaking of funny, that's a good segue. Oh yeah, the top ten list. Hell now your top ten for the week, she's more like a five. Hey. As we get into have at it, as we do that, I might go back to the eighty million in my ass because I want to talk about that a little bit too, about how dumb Joe Biden is. But top ten comedians this is, as Brian says, this is my list of people that I have liked that I have either seen or watched a special of or just every time they're on. I have to stop and just say. And the list got so long. I had to like, like number ten. I had to come up with ten and eleven. George Carlin, I still think gets it done. Yeah, well he doesn't. He's dead. He did, He's not getting done anymore. Well, when you watch his tiktoks, the stuff that he says is still relevant relevant. I mean the stuff he really says about politics, and they're all the same. The Uniparty that he talks about, I mean, he didn't talk about the UNI Party that we used that word today, that he talks about back then is spot on. Even now when he talks about having to need a bigger house because I need more stuff, I need more shit, And he had the second hour, so you can say whatever the heck you want, so you know he needs a bigger house to have more shit. But I mean, remember how all of these when you look and everybody think back when you did when we finally got HBO. Yes, how many of these were first scene yes on HBO? Yeah. Do you remember the HBO that we had or the cable that we had were buttons that you pushed down to get the channel to change. I had like sixteen across the top and then a B and C and you just pushed down in order one and we would just go one to the other to the other. That was our kind of our remote. Well, me and you were Dad's remote. Yeah, we were change that. Yeah, back in the day where there was three in a knob in the rabbit ears Bernie Mac. I never saw Bernie Mack live on anything. Only on the Bernie Mack Show, did I ever catch? And the Bernie mac Show was his stand up. Yeah. The stuff that he said on stand up they actually put into the show. They had to because the show was hilarious. It was so good that looked black. Yeah, God, that was so good. So I like this guy, Jim gaff again because of Q ninety nine, And I've got to admit I'm a Q ninety nine listener. Dick and Dave in the Morning they have a comedy bit and every time Jim Gaffigan comes on there, he's just hilarious. Do you know who? I don't know. I'm not trying. It's kind of that big belly, blonde albino kind of goes the straight talk commercial for Walmart. Now, oh yeah, just like and just the stuff he talks about his kids, calling him the fat dad, you know, their friends, stuff like that. He's really good. Now, I don't know this one at all. Bill Burr, I did not know till TikTok. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I don't have ticks. I did not know him, but he's been on. I just never thought that his comedy would be something I liked. And then because of TikTok, I watched an episode and I'm telling you you will laugh out loud. Yeah. The stuff he says about his wife makes you cringe, think that she might be listening, that he would go back home and have to put up with her listening to what he talked about her. Yep. And he's so, I won't say, on the verge of violent, but he's on the verge of having a seizure because he gets mad about things. Oh my god. He's a skinny, redheaded, pale guy, and man he is when he gets going. Sometimes I cannot hear the next thing that he does because I'm still laughing at what he just talked about. He's good. Here's an old school one. Do you guys remember Stephen Wright. No, no, I'm not placing him poored spot remover on my oh and he's gone. Yeah, that guy. And then he had just had that low liter Yes, and he could go for an hour and a half and one thing after another. Stephen Wright was fantastic. Norm McDonald nor he is still going around on he's dead now, right, he's passed away. So Norm McDonald was good. But he was really good on Saturday Night Live when he used to do the news cast. Kevin Hart. Of course we're getting into the primetime ONESDA ones that are guy Kevin Hart is Okay, I laugh, But to me, he's not the upper echelon. He's almost there for me. Yeah, I would have to agree. And his movies are all you might as well have one movie, yeah, because they're all five of the same yeah script. Yeah, but he is funny, funny, he is funny. Oh, I got every time you guys start talking, I think of somebody that not having very well in his movies. He knows he's small and he doesn't care, but he uses the size greatly in the movies. Chris Rock I got before. Yeah, Chris Rock is still getting it done. I watched his latest episode. It was good, you know what. It was good for us. It was good for what I would call maga. I think it was good for humanity altogether. That he took the high road. Yeah, I mean after getting slapped getting slapped. Yeah, but he did let him have it. Oh yeah, he did good, he did he did what he should have done. Jerry Seinfeld I saw in person. Yeah, I went to a concert and I guess you'll call it a concert. It's the Rowno Civic Center. And that's what I realized what professionals are like. When when when you watch them on TV, it's one thing, but when you see them on stage and how they walk and know that they have rehearsed this so much that they are just working. And he was so good. He does it where it's just it's just struck me how good he was. His delivery, timing and all that let the let the crowd come down out of their laugh so you can hit them with another one. He was just so dagon good. So number two I thought of these two and these are on the mount Rushmore of comedians. Eddie Murphy, you know again HBO HBO Delirious. Oh my gosh. I don't think as a kid, I have ever laughed so much of stuff that I probably shouldn't have been hearing in the first place. But I just loved that I could hear. And no it didn't didn't make you crazy. But how much did that movie? I mean that, well, it was a movie. It was a show, his show on HBO. Everything that came after that you wanted to be as good as that show. Every movie he did was disappointing to me. While it was a good movie, it was disappointing because it did not have that wow factor that watching that as a young kid. If you ever the word psych oh yeah, came from that show. When he dropped the ice cream yeah. Or was it when he dropped ice cream and he asked him if he wanted his No, he when it was I asked him, I got and scream. He was teasing that he dropped the Microphone's the first real mic drop. Yeah that's true. Yeah, yeah, So anyway, Yeah it was. I loved it. Loved that show so number one in mind. And I'm telling you, I've seen every single one of his and even when they're not good, there's something in it that makes me just glad I listened to him. Is Dave Chappelle. Yes, yes, I have to put it up there too. He just he just brings real. I mean like even when he steps on my toes and I can go to a comedy event and listen to you to b rate Republicans right right, because I know I'm at a comedy event, but I still want you to at least be real, right, I want you to say something that's real and even zap the other side every now and then. And that's what I love about Dave. Dave just says that the way he thinks it is without being an agenda. When the last Chris Rock in that episode, I think me and you and Brian were sitting around is what. You could not put anything together more than to have Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle together on a bill. And I can't remember whether I have seen it that that did happen like soon after, but then the haters came and ruined it for everybody to where the show did not go on. But I don't know whether I was actually seeing something that was real or promoted as But can you imagine going to the show that had Chris Rock in, Oh good, great? That being the bill? It's almost I think it was I think it was Terry Seinfeld that said, you learned really early on that you can't have a comedy show more than an hour and ten minutes. That you have an hour and ten minutes to keep people entertained, and after that you've gone too long. That is what I was talking about, his professionalism, like he knew how long you can do it. It's like one of those things it might be too much, like you need Dave Chappelle and then a month later, go see we imagine both of them on the same stage. Yeah, tag team and that would be hilarious. So some guys that I miss just talking about this The New guys because I mentioned some like classics in there, but the Mullet guy, theo Vaughn him off the air. I mean the kids love him today. My kids are the ones who turned us on to that. Me and Erica watching an episode. We went to his latest one that was on Netflix. He's one of those guys that says absolutely anything. You wonder like, is he playing a character or is that for real? You know me on his TikTok videos, he reminds me of a guy that would be in high school that did no homework, that came in and was the class clown. But probably ething. I think he looks like he just did not care about school at all. I mean I could be wrong on that you mentioned, would he Shane Gillis, Yes, we just watched his special a couple of weeks ago. I gotta check that out. It's funny. It's really funny. His trump, his trump fersonation is spot on. We man, you went to one years ago? Who did we go see? It was at the Hilton. It was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was that freak show that was doing the pornos too. Yeah, God, Squeaker Squeaker Street. Yes, we went to see and I didn't know where this tour was going. He was pretty good. It was vulgar, vulgar, vulgar, but it was funny. But it was I mean, if you took the vulgar out of it, it probably wouldn't have been a whole lot. And I went and saw Tosh Point oh who Yeah, yeah, and it was good. It was at the not the Sailing but the Rono Auditorium. Yeah, so it wasn't a huge crowd, but it was good. Nate Burghazi is a new one that I like. I stopped see him. He is that family type of kind of everybody loves Raymond, kind of that comedian guy that talks about family. It's hilarious. Kevin James, I left him off my list. Yeah he's got good. Yeah, that guy so dad gone good and he's got a great lead in to have at it. Uh. Andrew Dice Clay thinking about this stuff. They were just free flowing. You all were talking, and I started thinking about more guys. God to HBO we talked about he changed the way we talked. I mean, that guy was crazy. And then when I said to Mount Rushmore, I had Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, I was trying to think Richard Pryor probably has I had Richard Pryor down as far as one of the ones, and again another HBO is Robin Williams the fourth who's the I don't know man. Robert and Williams always just left me dry. He didn't he wasn't funny, but I loved him, loved him. But then it was either a political twist or a little on the crazy little dark dark Yes, I mean, well yeah, something like that. Well who's the fourth guy? So if you had Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, is Chris Rock the fourth, who's the fourth guy? I mean that's a big thing to be am. I missing one? How about how about women? Man, we're really going on, Bryan. It's so mad right now. He's like, you're not you're missing the Max cutoffs. Yes we are, Brian, That's what happens when you don't kind of show. I've got top five women. Kate McKinnon, which you probably don't know who that is, but she's the Saturday Night Live girl, Blonde, skinny, kind of got the the butchy haircut. But man, she can absolutely play a part that is hilarious. Ellen DeGeneres, she was pretty good stand up Joan Rivers. She was a classic comedian. Yeah, that's where she did not know. Yeah, that's how she got started and got onto the Johnny Carson Tina Fay funny. Number two. Yeah, now she's she's gonna be one that I probably couldn't watch because she would get political and would it would irritate the hell out of me. But number one for as women goes Wan to Sykes. I mean absolutely, we'll make the voice, just the voice crack up. And again it gets into the politics too, though, yes, come on. She had a routine one time. Maybe laughed that she knows when her mom is trying to email her because she'll get six blank emails and so instead of waiting for the email to come through, she'll call her and she'll go, child, I was just trying to email you. She goes, yeah, mama, yeah, I know. That's the old meme, all trying to go All right, So that was the top ten. You got anything? Did I miss anybody? No? Yeah, hey, I brought it Brian memories. Hey, let's see if Brian is listening, and next week he should give us who was in his top ten that we missed. I can't believe it had been a text or anything. Come from nothing. What time is Carolina? Kevin? Call him right now? Is he on? No, he's not on yet. Okay, almost one more minute? All right, So I got it, so I can talk about others on who was me? Myself and Irene? One of the ones that I did cry laughing. I absolutely cried laughing Jim Carrey. Okay, but he does is he stand up? He did? He was stand up. I didn't see. I didn't. You know, the physical comedy on stage is not the same. But in a movie. I mean, he had some great movies in living color. How many of those people turned out to be just incredibly talented? Remember that on the Fox channel. That's when I discovered the Fox channel was to watch everybody was talking about in living color. Didn't realize that was that the Wayne's brothers were there. So it is Kevin on we should we go to have at it? I think we ought to do that at it with Warner Trent? Did he call? That's something else for you? Uh? I just got three things to say. God, bless our troops, God bless America. Start God, Jelly roll tried to pull that off. It did, Yeah, he did. The voice sounded really he started, he started to race try to do it. It was very it was very close, and it's almost as if it had to be on his mind to try to do it that well. But it didn't finish. Have you ever seen Kevin James doing that? Yeah, he read in the face. It looks like he just went to stroll down that he was God, I love that. All right, let's jump into cut forty. Let's listen to this, lady, demn dim. I don't know if dem is them or dumb dumb Iana Pressley cut forty, No doubt about it. Our border is secure, and we're in the midst of a humanitarian crisis and we have to fix a broken system. And you think it is secure. You think the border is secure or it is not secure. I believe that we are in the midst of a humanitarian crisis, and any I don't disagree with this being a humanitarian crisis at all, but just to get some clarity on this, and sure it's a conversation for another day, but do you think that the border is secure? Just is that what you said? Yes, the border is secure and We're in the midst of a humanitarian crisis that has been created by a broken system. But if you have millions of undocumented migrants coming into the country, how is the border secure? Jake? This is not a new crisis. I'm not disagreeing with anything you're saying, except for the idea that the border is secure. I mean, if you have people crossing the border, it's just by definition not secure if you have people coming to the United States. In fact, I mean one of the arguments being made, and I think it's in our even worth considering, you can cut. It's where he's actually trying to help her answer because her answers sucks so bad. That was the thing that I noticed on sixty minutes when they had Biden on this Sunday. And we'll probably maybe next week get to that too. They answer for him, right, so that the big clip that you're gonna hear probably for the next six months is don't don't, Yes, don't don't. Okay, he was not cognizant when he was saying that. He just didn't know what else to say other than don't. And so the other guy who's doing the interview is you mean, don't come across and don't kill people and don't whatever. So he had to answer for him and he goes, yes, that's what I mean by don't. Okay, you had no idea what you were saying. No, gone, and the same thing as I know I've heard y'all say it, But it was obvious to me the first time that I've seen him do it where I watched him do it on TV where it was let's call it live, but he was there is when does the press corps I'll just yell out questions to get him woke, like to wake him up, Wake him up, mister Biden, what do you think about it? And they scare him half to death when they do it. When does anybody ever just barked out questions while he's in the middle of the podium and whatever without being called on. Yeah, and I'll understand, you know, walking the rose garden and everybody's trying to yell their questions out and stuff like that, but not to wake him up? Would he? I know, I got the headphones on now, but I've got the video for you and show you sometime, and I might this weekend if I've had a few yinglings. Is my impersonation of Biden walking across the lawn when I'm going across our carpet. Yes, it is uncannony good. I should be an impersonator. I walk so much like him going across our carpet, Like I'm he's like he's knee hopping or knee high walking or something. Remember when you used to rub your socks on the carpet to shot somebody. That's what he's trying to. I think it looks like he's a horse, like he's trying to get his foot out of the mud or something. It's just as awful. All right, let's hear this, fool. If you can get back, can you find cut twenty? I got it right here, all right, hit cut twenty. President, Can you be specific about what you did to try to reappropriate those border funds, especially when Democrats controlled both chambers of Congress? We the wall thing? Yeah, I was told that I had no choice. That you know. Congress passes legislation to build something, whether it's an aircraft carrier, wall or lets. It was in the center right for a tax cut. I can't say I don't like it. I'm not going to do it. If it hadn't been veto. Wouldn't that be the president Vita that you tried to reappropriate the funds. So we tried to ask the Congress to consider changing the law to reappropriate. Say, don't use it for other purposes. It can be more border agents. All right, you can just painful. It is painful to watch. It's like the wall. Is that what we're talking about? You were just talking about the wall and she asked you a question about the wall and you said the wall and that was not edited. That was not the actual time. Oh my god. All right, let's say, is Carolina oner? Can we keep going? You got one? Let's get him on. I'll effort him while you all right, so let's hear him again. This what I love is when he uses the words let me be clear, that means I'm lying. Well, well that's true, but then he's not clear. That's my favorite thing. So go up to the cup forty five. I created new partnerships. Let me be clear. Certain principles are in the national system. Are sacrisan sure? Let me be clear. Sucker, it's just so shameful that you can't. I can't watch it anymore. I don't. But anyway, Hey, what it's I say, I don't, but I see enough to worry to discuss me. Yeah, I don't. It's embarrassing. It's hard to watch, Like, I don't think I could watch Trump on sixty minutes knowing that the person going to interview him is going to be like Leslie Stall trying belligerent. Yeah, oh, come on, you know they didn't do that all right. Do you think that guy's going to do that to Biden at all? Instead, he's trying to help his answer the best he can. Oh, I got I got another clip, man, I must just take over the show. I wonder I've got a clip the guy before they start the show of sixty minutes, what did did you see the prelude on TikTok where they tell you what you're about to see, to give you to warn you what you're about to happen. So he says the way he says it is the man is gone through a lot this week. He's got the Ukrainian War, he's got a second war in Israel. He is eighty three years old or whatever he says, eighty one years old, and you can see the stress is wearing on him and not having a Congress that acts he threw in that. Yeah, And by the way, that's a rehearsed question and answer thing, right, right? And how much did that hit the edit floor exactly of the clips and not rehearsed? Is not that right answer? But they pre recorded the interview, so obviously they're trying to show the best answers they can. They did that interview on like Wednesday. And how often did they have to ask him the same question to get a better answer and then edit it better? Right? You know what I mean? What I'd love to see is what hit the floor? That's right? What film do they do that? They still do that when you're editing? How much? How much film has the floor? Oh well, it can be a lot or it can be a little bit. Let me be clear, Trent, does it not? Does it not? Does it not go away? Though? Is there a yeah somewhere it's somewhere. Oh yeah, maybe Brian's Maybe Brian's river crossing is somewhere. It's never really gone? Should I Tex? Kevin? Where are you? Thank you? So? What's up? Let's play the bumper like Gingers and the ice train. Cairlne up again, my man? Nope, Nope, we don't have him what happened to What has happened to our technology? Here? When I was a let down? Well I met Brad time right here, man, I got your back. All right, y'all, y'all stall let me keep talking and I'm gonna effort. I'm gonna effort cover again. All right, Well, I did have something circled here. We can get to and this is probably gonna take some time, and maybe in between we can talk about anyway. What did you think what's going to happen with the speaker ship? Uh? I thought that we were going to wind up with as soon as Okay, hold that thought, branch, shut up, hold on, Kevin's off. Okay, all right, here we go. We want to bump. Let's play the bumper again, and he's probably hanging up, so we have to. All right, my man, can you hear me? Yes, sir? Can you hear us? Lord? What in the world? It's just like it's like we're fishing all over again, the debuts, having Kate dogg just wondering if y'all gonna be able to survive? Did you miss us last week? I was sitting here waiting, Oh man, my fault waits what broke the wagon? Time was to fix my friend. We should have a book of your sayings. It'd be a short story. Kevin, Can you say, hey to Brad? Is that little bread or big bread? Little bread? There was a night where we went down fish. Where do we fish? Where? Where we out of hurricane? Hurricane? We left North Myrtlead, We was at Hilton Head? Are you sure no? North Myrtle? Wasn't it like makes are we? Are we talking about the same story though? Okay? When we we we drove down together all of us your or Brian's trip for uh wedding the trip so yeah, it was at Hilton Head. Now it was Atlantic Beach, Yeah, it was Atlantic Beach. And we went out a more Head what I mean it was as a center block hotel we were in right, yeah, Moreheads City and went out and then I roomed, yeh one o'clock in the morning. Hey man, what's going on here? And you all would think of something else, and you'd imitate the next one of you, and you jump back about of bed and you sit up and go, well, wait hear this. We were we would think of something that would that occurred years past, and bounced back about a bed. Hey man, you remember this. I'm almost fallen asleep, but I have thank Hevin here here. You didn't refuse it? Did you know what Three's Company that Jack replaced by Farley? Like? What in the world, Hey, if you had a if you had a top Mount Rushmore comedian, like somebody on air on stage? Who is it you like to watch that makes you laugh? Come? Probably Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy was number two on my list. Yep, Eddie Murphy. Yeah but you're still going to the original Eddie Murphy right? Well? Yeah, but then not doctor dolttle close behind him? Is is my main man? I mean he died a few years ago, but he played on his own. Remember it was a TV show that he played on. Robin Williams. No black guy. Oh, Bernie Matte, there you go, Bernie Mate. He was at my top ten. I had him. It was actually a t B or whatever. He was great. Yeah, let me tell you some of that show, dude. That was exactly on the You say, y'all coming around here looking at me like there's a head of niece. One time she comes into my house and uh, three years old looking at me, Tomboo, I want some cookies, I said, you can't have no cookies, she said, looks at me and crossed the ayes went on back upstairs then there fixing me some day. Here. I look and he come back there in the stairs again. Boom boom. I said, what you doing here? Girl? I told you to go back uptres here room and go to sleep. She said, I'd like some cookies. I said, damn, you ain't get no damn cooks. Then I'm telling you things. Looking at me up here and tell you I like I was fisteen years old, tombo? What you talking of it? I told you want to get your hands on right on? No better than stead you ain't I'm coming. Did you get in cookies? Because I hate them? All? Well? He was great and Friday also as the preacher. Man, Oh that's right, I forgot. He was, what are you all doing over here? Praze god get a little uh what you had going on this week? Oh? Man? I got back from the cruise on Monday night and went to work Tuesday and today, and I'll be working tomorrow and half day's Friday and then going on fishing trip. So the cruise. Remind me where you went on the cruise, Oh, Cape Canaveral. We left out of there and cruise to Cokekaine, which is that Florida place, Cape cana That is Florida. That's Florida. How'd you get there? Yeah? Kennedy Space Center. Yep? Did you drove? Think your shuttle right? Drove from here down there? And uh, it wasn't too bad about seven hours. Hey, before you start talking about the upcoming fishing trip or even what happened on the cruise, I have to tell you that Memo wants me at some point have you sing on the show. And doesn't have to be the day, but she says she wants you to sing wait for her. She just thinks you had. She remembers you having the best voice. And I don't know how she knows that. When did would you have sing in front of mem I serenaded her one year? God, there we go, there we go? Hey? Anything that happened on the cruise? What kind of cruise was it? Was it like a big ship cruise? Yeah? Big wan to hell? Forty two hundred people not interested? Was it seven days or four days? How many days was it? It was? It was one night, three nights, oh, three nights. Long run for a short time they stayed. Did you get off the boat any because I'm the kind of guy that would just like to stay on the boat. I don't need an excursion anymore. I did not get off. I stayed on the boat. That's the way I would be. I'd be the first kidnapped person stayed there, just stayed up at the casino and stayed up there for a while. Well, I hope you Dan did better to casino than you helped me on NASCAR? Well finished, I finished third. Oh so I crossed you too, Yeah, back about a month ago. Let me speak. So my time will be coming soon and I will get back, and so you know I don't forget about those times. Well, I'll text you something nice this week and then maybe you can give me a who's going to win this weekend. I'm working on a nineteen and a half year old getting back for bread years ago. So what did he do to you? I've got it written down to my job. You're keeping your receipts. Hey, do you remember playing playing on the deck? You know the house that I had to have the deck all the way around it or most of the way around it. When when I first met you and Brian. I remember playing volleyball, big Glinn come flying across. That's when you talked about when I met my wife the very first time we played volleyball, and Brian spikes the ball and just nails Erica right in the face. God, you had to find somebody else. She's not that good at volleyball. She walked around as Wilson for a while. Oh my gosh, it was tattooed right a room of bride. And what about me and you doing that two on two volleyball tournament? Oh yeah, and inventing or no Salem something like that. That was the most horrible event of my lifetime that I swore I do it again. It was so hot, Yes, and I thought I could play barefoot. I blistered up on my heart. That's saying it's hot. It wasn't sayd as grass. Oh and it was just I mean, And of course, what how big was that dude on it? No, the two guys that we lost to, like the zero whatever the score was, you couldn't hit the ball. They were right there, yeahsn't. Yes, it was awful. Bread standing a six foot and me standing it five six and a half and three colters in five eight. I mean it was a horrible trend. I still nightmarriage, waking up sweat. Yeah, it was terrible. I gave up volleyball after that. Well, so you got a fishing trip coming up, When do you start that? Monday? Being leaving here Friday eleven out of wear Hatters going to the outer banks were I don't I don't know my geography is that Hatters? Is it Kitty Hall hattericks our our south of Nag's Head? But it's still on the same strip though, the still on the same island. Yep, that strip? Is it right where it bends back towards the United States? Atlantic Beach? I mean it stops there about Atlantic Beach, Moorhead right or no Hampton. I don't know. Are you surfishing or are you boat fishing? What are you going to do? All of it? We're going to surf fish, peer fish, boat fish everything. And you're going from Friday to how long the beach houses from Saturday to Saturday. But I always go down the day before just to be down there to not have to Yeah, you know, drive and yourself. Yeah exactly. Is it's still hard to get across that one bridge in the Hatteras when everybody's leaving for vacations and coming back, it's like hours of waiting. That's throughout twelve. That's still terrible. Yeah, but they've changed a lot because they have bypassed a lot of the where hurricanes that come through. I believe it was Hurricane Hugo. When it came through, it washed out a big portion of the land to where now the day and the ocean meet each other. So they put a bridge across it, right, And they've actually put a bridge or ran on to where Route twelve he used to wash out all the time. They used to have to take bulldozers and push the sand away just so people be able to drive down it. So they've done bypassed all that. Now. Do you know what's impressive to me? Pe Island? Yes, those damn sand dunes When you make that turn and you look at the sand dune that looks like it's forty feet up on the left side, and it could just looks like why does it just blow across the damn highway? Yep, that's it. Hey, answer me this I mentioned earlier what Brad talked about. Did you Kevin in your history of your life, did you ever see the video that Brad took of Brian trying to walk across the river barefoot up. No, but I think if I'd be it, I would probably you would never forget it. I promise you you will never forget it. Hey, because he was so brave. Forty degree water was still springtime, cold water and a rain storm. Yes, and then so I guess my question is those houses in Rodanthe, why do they let those houses stay? Why don't they just tear them down? Why are they I mean, certainly no one is is inhabiting those are they? You know? You know what I'm talking about. Two of them went out to sea. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's like a whole row of them. It looks like there's probably fifteen of them that are not going to be there in two years. We stayed in one of those houses. Two years ago. Shut up, we went Yep, we went to road dance. And two years ago. When you go right there off of the bridge and you come on the island there there's a little cut road to the left where those beach houses are on the sand. You have to have full wheel drive to pull up to them and park. Well, what I've said you might not have a four whirl drive there tomorrow. We had to park one night. The lady called us from the real estate company and said, hey, you know, they're calling for some high seas tomorrow and it's a possibility that will be some ovash. So we had to take our vehicles and park them around the backside of the dune. That's the main road. So we had to park there. Sure enough, the water came under the house. So while we're sleeping, all the house like moving. Why would you do that to yourself? Yeah, we got up the next morning and we actually fished off of the deck. It did not have to go out and surf fish. We were fishing off of the deck of the house into the ocean, and we actually call fish so that he was running, Get on the elevator, go down to the floor, jump out, get the fish off, put it in the cooler, date it up, run back upstairs, and we were fishing off of the deck. That's wild. How many of you go Last year it was twelve of us, This year is five? You get Did you get your invitation? No? I didn't even get it. I did not get asked about it at all. You ever heard of Bran and y'all both folk live on it. You can come down if you want to because it's at late. It sleeps twelve people and ain't nobody but five of us Me, dust and Berry, Woody and Bill. I saw Dustin the other day our Woody trailer. How the hell would he get invited? Yeah, it's another Woody. But have a good time, man, Seriously, it really is at Dustin. I mean, just you and Dustin by yourself is worth just going to listen it would you'd have to have a day to pick up on the lingo and the yeah accent and the I need closed captions. Yeah, it'd be It'd be like watching a British TV show, but I'd have to have the captions. Maybe I could film it and then a I would translate, Oh form, that would be great. That would be funny just seeing what AI translates. It's by the way when I watch. So that's how Woody right, I'm not giving away some trades. No, it's no secret. Okay. So Woody when he does these clips for TikTok Ai just helps it and it does the closed captioning and it like the fonts and everything's really really cool and I watched those things, but I'm amazed how AI misspells words programmed it and shouldn't it? Wait, it is true AI is. I mean, it's what's programmed in. I mean, I know they say it learns itself. But by the way I read today, get this that they are the I R. S is using AI to find tax cheeks. Awesome, there we go in record numbers. Wow, So you better enjoy that trip while you can. It's no longer run expense. Better get it? Brother. Yeah, are y'all staying in Rodanthe or where you staying in in Hatters? No, we're actually staying in nags here in this shield okay, right right south nags here, which is below Kitty Hawk and kill Devil Hills. Yeah, y'all, y'all say, y'all don't go to the same house all the time, in the same boats and all that stuff. No, we try to switch up because it's you know, the beach houses we've been getting. If you was to go like normally during the summer the peak, Yeah, they're about fifteen thousand dollars for one week. Good lord, But we come in October the last week and we get it literally for about four. So it's you know, or would be. What's crazy about Hatteras is the water can be warmer now than it was in July. Oh yeah, it's amazing. Yeah. I have swam at Hatteras in November and not being able to get in the water in July. Yep, fishing is great during that. This is the peak season for fishing. Yeah, the whole entire year. The right. Have you heard that the Blues are running or not yet? I wanted to sound like I was a fisherman. They all running so a speckled trap. Mm hmm. Well, see, when we host the show, you get to talk a lot longer. Doesn't it feel a little freer. Well, so I didn't cut you off. You get to say whatever you want. Did you finish up your garden? Oh it's dunk? Yeah, nine too, I did get I think I got eleven quartz of tomato juice. Well that's good that What are you talking or is it that's breads? Bradley bread little bread. So the story in Little brad was when we were going there, the car in front of us as we left Lynchburg, all six of us was piled in the suburban six of us were and the car in front of us when we hit out THEA Vista had a license plate Little Brad, and of course that was funny. It was L I L Brad, Little Brad. So then we get down the Raleigh or somewhere in North Carolina, and this car comes out right in front of me, cuts us off practically, and there's a little bread. I mean, he's halfway into North Carolina. And we make it almost all the way down there, and sure enough another road he comes from another road. I was like, how the hell is this guy following us? What? It's a little bread, But I did he would leave us like literally, he would leave us the exit and be gone for two hours and show right back right back. He shows right back as he follows or is he leading us? And he's just sitting over there, jamming to some music, baking his head up and down, up and down. Little bread, good stuff. All right, you got a word of the day or anything else? Oh, I guess my word of the day be wafer wafer Yep. I wanted to go fishing with my friends, but the assholes didn't wait for me. All right, man, we'll talk to you next week. Have a good I guess we'll talk to him if he's on the cas Oh man, are you gonna get him to call in from the beach? Oh? Yeah, report he could do his impersonation of me when I was at the beach. Right, I still haven't listened to the episode. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do that. So update, and we've only got a few minutes here left. So but Brian's weight loss, Remember he started shot shot shot, shot, shot, shot shot. That's like things. So he doesn't want one jab, but he's going to take another exactly, That's what I said. I don't understand. Yeah, I don't get it either, but I mean, God, bless heat the guinea pig. He waited on results, he well, Ashley like he waited. He waited on his wife first. He's like, I'm a jab her. That's what I'm gonna do with Marty. Hey, he said he's down twenty two pounds. Oh man, Right, But he came out the gate smoking like nineteen he didn't he and then settled out at twenty two. Yeah, maybe that shot wasn't shot shot. Yeah, just take more, Brian, let me double up one in each arm. I think he said he does it in the gut right, is that where you shoot? Oh yeah, that's I wouldn't do it. I literally just couldn't do it. I don't think I physically. I'm fifty three years old today and I still look away before they put they take blood. Oh my, I can't look. I just don't want to get stuck. I don't know why unless say it was David Beckham, right, yeah, he can stick me. Oh good one. You have to listen to the beginning of the show. Yeah, I probably wouldn't that case. I mean, if it's going to be my first I don't think I could do it just with the uh not that of course. I don't need to lose weight. Look at me. I'm a picture of health, grown ass man, damn right, but I ain't going to jab myself to lose Hey, I got we got a couple of minutes here, and I had I had to think about the speaker, but I don't want to get into that too. Did you have anything that you wanted to that you had? Good. I'm just happy to be here. I'm glad that my contract got ratified and that would Yeah, negotiations were tough, they were, and the one thing, the online item that I did get is that as long as Brian's not here, I'll show so here is that part of your negotiat That was the only item. Yeah, that was the only item. You know what I liked when we had that thing where what he would and what do he we need out on me and would not second the motion to do what I was trying to get Brian for lying about me not telling him that I wasn't going to be on the show. And so I could read the text and I'm your yeah exactly, and I read the textile loud, so it was literally I gave him all the information I need to. So anyway, that being said, the options were to take his name off the show, add my name to the show. What was the third? Oh, just apologize he did do any of the three? And then I said, that's emotion. We need a second because and what he just stayed quiet over. I think my mic messed up when I was I do know on this last one with this show that Eric has said it best when you read it out loud, it's three smart asses that you don't know whether you're joking or telling the truth. I said, well that's me. Every conversation follow up, Yeah, oh no, we got to start putting one of those things in a report that you had to put a number and then put it at the bottom a subscriptoe footnote. Yeah, we need to start footnote in our own texts. Yeah, I'd fail it because it would be What was funny was last week trip. We were sitting here and it's like five o'clock. Popped up and said, hell, I don't think Brian's coming is coming. I was like, wait a minute, It's just it was so funny, the snowball effect of like, wait, well, you haven't talked to him, not I ha talked to text? What text did you get? I got a text? Yeah, we have to read out loud. He's coming. All right, Well, Trent's driving down the road calling me for affirmation. My question was to him, what did you think we would be doing right now? That was my question to you, Brian when I called you, Hey, it's five ten, right, I'm calling you, And I said it was a Peter Newson question. There was only one way in your mind? What did you think we would be doing right now? He's like, you'd be doing the show with Brian with Brian, yes, and we're not. No, And you didn't and what's funny is he quoted me back, but he fails to quote his quote after that, which trump to what we said. I got it. Let me be clear, let me be clear, that's exactly the case. We literally work with Joe Biden. Anyway, all right, Well that's the end of the show. I have some underreported stories, but that's why they're underreported. I don't get to talk to them. You're telling the stories that nobody cares about. I hope everybody's glad that we're back. And then next week Brian can take the show back over. I'm pretty sure and we'll be back to normal. So will the train pass next week? I hear the train coming. Do you a real loud when you go by? Next week? I know I don't want to do this much. I'm telling you, man, if you ever have to put this thing together, the little agenda and put it together, it takes time. I always tell him I do not want to do the show. I prefer he just doesn't and I can come in with my great comedy and wit. If I could have a six pack beforehand and just roll with it. Yeah, yeah, that makes it. We've got to get Adam to drink a few with us and just come in here and to be a whole different You can't. You couldn't get a word in edgewise on him. That's got And as soon as you start, he not have this famous thing that when you suck the air out of the room because you've got something to say, we'd all be suffocated laying on the ground because he was done. Sucks all there. He'd have suck the room. Try trying to think of something to say next. We got to have him. That's awesome. He can talk to some Southern airs. You all get to have a Southern Air hour SPOS show. Can't what he knows? We can't. Oh man, No, brown Man, we can't do that. But it just depends on how much it depends on the spots. Browns can have it that way. It's not taking any money on my pocket. Yeah, all right, Well have a good week everybody that thanks for having me Woodie, I appreciate it. God coming shoving. I ain't working again. No wing downe left took all the reason I wasn't working for you. Better not try understanding my wings. I'm walking out the door. Ain't this job and shoving I ain't working in over I've been working in this fact for now fifteen years. All this time I watched by warming drowning in the bull of Jeers, and I've seen a lot of good folk dye and a lot of bills. Today, I give the right off of my back, and I had the guts to say, take this job and shove it. I ain't working it in Ore, My woman done left. It took all the reasons I was burging for. You. Better not cry stand in my way. I'm walking out of the doors. Take this job and shove it. I ain't working it. On that phone on he's riding dog, lying off his food. Got a brand new flat top, hair cut, Lord, the things he's cooking. One of these days I'm gonna blow my top, and that sucker he's gonna pay Lord. I can't wait to see their faces when I get the nerve to say, take this job and shove it. I ain't working again. Old over right, a woman no left took on the reason I was working for. You better not try understanding my wig. And I'm walking out the door. Take this job and shove it. I ain't working in or boat. Take this job and shut it.
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