M broadcasting from wat's Creative Studios in Bedford, Virginia. You're listening to Life Liberty Happiness with your host Brian Schwie. I got a little change in my packing. Gorge a name. Won't call you on the telephone. Baby, I give you away, but each tients out I get the same overthing. Oh until I get away? How did I don't pluck my love a bone? No shell? She said, don't give me no lines and keep your hands to your sail. All right, everybody, welcome back to Life Liberty Happiness. I'm your happy host Brian Slide and with the in the David Hallmaker States Farm Studios, Trent Water hat and what he Wat's pushing buttons. Hey, I'm back, and then we have our wonderful we still have. We have to come up with a nickname for Emma cut me off guard. I didn't know she was coming in today. She's a full time employee now right, Yeah, she works for Media squatch Lord. Things are getting things are telling y'all to think it all started with she don't want to try to replace me? Sideline report. Yes, apparently did because you went around for the playoffs. Playoffs anyway, got a great show that I got bumped. We got tons of things to get to second hour. Don't forget tune in in our second hour we will have our top ten things. What made you choose towards the satellites? I love that tune. I don't know. I was honestly just one of my favorite. That's one of my karaoke tunes. Oh man, it's just got such a good tune to it. Yeah. So, but I have a little change in my podcast top ten today, changes that you would make to any sport that would make it better. I like that one. Yeah, that's gonna be fun. So we'll get to that an hour number two. Before we start. A little somber note, one of our loyal listeners passed away, oh this past week. So sorry for Anthony Foster. He was a loyal listener of ours. But we will miss you, Anthony, but also his cousin. So yeah, but anyway, sorry to hear that. That was quite a surprise. Anthony was only sixty four. Prayers for him and his family. Yeah, anyway, let's see this day in history now, I found this one, Trent. Now do we not bumper forred this day in history? No? We never have. We need one, though. I've heard the show work many times. Emma find this one before the end of the show. Do it? Yeah, produce it? Yeah, break her in around here. What were you going to say? No, I just we got a bumper for everything. I thought. This day in history is something, you know, like something this is Paul Hughes or I mean Paul Harvey Harvey this day. Yeah, and it's history anyway, This day is not too long of a bumper? Am I in? Night? Quick? Something quick? In nineteen sixty two, Chavez Ravine opened. You know what that is? Woody? Do you know what that is? I don't know what you do, don't you I don't. All right, well, we'll give you a hint cut one. The date of Dodger Stadium's formal christening was April of ten, nineteen sixty two. Dead in the Baseball Field, Yeah, Dodger Stadium. Huh what did you say before? Chavez Ravine? Yeah? What is that? I feel like I'm looking on the wrong side of the mic front. You know that. I didn't know it sounds for you, now, did you say it? It's an iconic thing. So if you know the history of it, the stadium itself like literally it's it's a massive ravine and it sits at the top and outside of it. It's huge. But the stadium design itself was the first of its kind. In Florida spring training, they built a stadium where they dug out the field, okay, and then they used the dirt to build the stadium around it. Yeah, and that was the first time that had ever been done. So it worked so well that they that's what the design was for Chavez Ravine in LA So you're saying they didn't build up a stadium, they built in a hole in the stadium. Correct. So one of the cool things, and I love that design, is Michigan's and Arbor Stadium. You know, it's one hundred and seventeen thousand whatever it is. You walk up to the back seats like the football field, you would walk down in a hole to get to the actual field because the back seats are the top of the stadium because they built it in a hole. Yeah, and that's that's what this was. Yeah, you're right, so cool. It was the first of its back in nineteen sixty two. I got one in nineteen eighty six. Yeah, do y'all remember Haley's comment, I yes, I do. Yeah, I'm over the cult too, didn't it exactly? Yeah? I know you a cult? Yeah? Do you remember? How do those people kill themselves? Like cool sinide or something, some poison. It's a good Netflix documentary, one hundred and fifty of them, wasn't it. Yeah, a lot of people because Brad. So, anyway, have you seen speaking of that? You know that black guy that's the astronomer guy, the scientist dude, deal de GROSSI. I just looked him up, Neil the Grass, Tyson the Grassy or whatever. He's like, you know, you know him looks a little bit like Richard Pryor, but he's like really really smart, and he talks science. He does like the weird or mister science type stuff and he goes on like Oprah like Bill Now the science he's been on. Who's the guy that we love? He's got a podcast a little bit more popular than ours across the guy that does UFC fights Joseph Rogan. Yeah, that guy's on Joe Rogan all the time. Have y'all taught? Have you heard it about this asteroid coming to us? No? Okay, you know we just had the eclipse, right, Why are you trying to scare me. Well, I mean, he said, so I looked it up. I look it up because Haley's comment reminded me to think of that is in April. Write this down April thirteenth, twenty twenty nine, which is what five years from now? Five years, five years and three days from now, there's this comet I mean, sorry, asteroid. It's eleven hundred feet wide. Good lord, it's hurtling towards US. Okay, okay, it's coming within twenty thousand miles of US. So NASA was like, ah, we're not really worried anymore, but you know how far it is right now from US ten ten point six million miles away. We trust NASA that much that they can calculate that if it gets close, can't we shoot it? Then? Can we send like a bunch of people? Yes, we Independence Day is that's what it was. We get. No, they drill holes in it and set off nukes to space. We can shoot it down with her Amodium thirty two space module from the mood. Yes, go to the moon. No issues. We okay, who would you trust the most? Like? Who would you trust the most? This thing is coming and we got to explode it. Who would we hire as a as a world, every country in the world has to come together. Who would we hire that would be el could do it? Yes, yeah, I was thinking take it down. I was thinking Halliburton, like the government company. Yeah, hey, he's going to shooting things. I like what you said, the like you said, NASA is not afraid of it anymore. Like wait, wait, wait, So at one point they were a freedom Yeah, they told us that it was gonna it was actually could hit us. And now it's not going to hit us category. I thought the eclipse was going to take us. I hadn't really planned on the rest of the week. I want to be with you all. I mean, I canceled last week. I did another this is it I but no, I do love them. We don't have a week and the fans come out there, you go, like what happened wood button push the drama? Yeah, man, he's quick to the trigger. Now we had a bump him for that one, sir, he's had a week off. Relax his fingers. The old button pusher. The other bumper we don't have is the meme of the week. I could work on that, all right. So my wife and I started a season of Survivor, and I know you don't watch that stuff and not for fifteen years. Listen, I can't, Yeah, I can't watching It's it's actually it's obstacles. It's interesting. The problem you have with it is why do they have to be so woke? So they literally try to tell you that what you are seeing is a blueprint replica of the United States, And it's the exact opposite. If I went out here and just walked into a mall and said ten people you're gonna be on Survivor, Okay, none of them will look like this. None. It's they purposely go out. You're gonna have at least three gay people. Yes, you're gonna have at least gotta have Asians, Blacks. Yep, you got all which for the melting pot. But it's dude, you can't have Like, there's one black guy that's an athlete, and I'm like, that's yes, that's a survivor. I'm good with that. That's who I'm hanging on to. Out of the group, there's two of them and naked and afraid. Anyway, It's just it's aggravating because then they want to do the backstory of these people and they all are just, you know, just stupid snake. Speaking of that, I'm sorry to mean to catch off. I just got so excited. Go ahead, you talked about what did you get excited about? The snake? Thenked because have y' all seen the show White Lotus? Okay, okay, everybody, I know, I know. I'm sorry, go ahead. No, it was it was no I want to hear about your snake. No, I couldn't help it. It was just I couldn't wait to tell you a little snaky snake like it was the guy that was in the show, the series Gentlemen, the Gentleman, and that looked really good. Yes, So Marty said, well that guy, that guy's on a show called White Lotus on Max. So I was like, okay, well, we just finished Curb your Enthusiasm. I'll that's the next one I watched. He says, don't watch season one, watch season two because the really good looking guy that's in Gentleman is in White Lotus. I was like, oh, that's cool. That guy was really cool. So I skipped season one and went to season two because apparently one season doesn't mean, you know, doesn't connect to the next season. Yeah, but each of the eight episodes do and now I know why she wanted me to watch it. There was a snake scene in that one, and I was like, oh my god, no one of that guy's popular. I mean that had to be a double that had to be Yeah. Of course, yelled at Marty Is like, hey, is this why you wanted to watch this? But you don't understand is he was actually crying. I was like, damn, I could have been in the movie these Tears of Few with a lot of editing. What do even need your man chicks? Oh god? All right, I will say I ran into this movie called American Maid. Have you seen it? Haven't heard made? As in made or made American Maid? M A d e. It is Tom Cruise. It is based on a true story. Have you seen it? Now? I know which one you're talking about now, dude, Yeah, first of all, yeah, it's crazy story, Trent. Yes, I'm trying to look up what have what have we missed our whole life when it comes to America and the CIA, like they're doing all these movies now that basically show our CI as being the most corrupt thing ever. So without telling you often wonder how do we have a CIA? And not know what the budget is. Dude. This is so this guy was the youngest uh pilot for trans America. Was that what it was called back in the eighties t w A Oh okay, yeah yeah, all right, so he was their youngest pilot. At a bar one night, guy walks up says, hey, you know we want you to start flying guns to Nicaragua. Oh, I've seen this trailer. Yeah, and he's like no, thanks, right yeah. Then he's like, oh no, and it's more or less they're not asking. It's like what yeah, and it's the CIA, and it just they destroy this guy's life. Wow. True story, true story. I love those. Go watch it, American Maid. It is intense. Yeah, I'm going to and you go, holy cow when you find out it's the players that are involved. Right, Yeah, he gets and I'm not going to give you the secret. I'm just he gets in. No, No, he gets in trouble. Brian is famous for this. I'm not going to spoil it. But everybody dies. No, he gets in trouble and it guess what law enforcements already dead, has arrested him and he has like the CIA, the FBI, all these agencies in there. Waiting, you know, for their chance at putting him in prison or whatever. And basically the attorney general walks in and says, let him go. Did you just tell the movie? No, I'm telling you the attorney general then saying the governor was It was basically the governor saying that he needs to be let go? Right, yeah, Well who do you think the governor was? Then? Reagan? Bill Clinton? Oh wow? And it's like, what is going on here? And anyway, watch the movie. It's good American made. That's right up my eyland. Tom doesn't make a bad movie. No, that's true. And he was good in this movie. Dude, That's what I was going to say in my list. I just finished what you recommend the last time, Griselda? Okay, yeah, tell me about two thumbs up. Loved it. You know, I was afraid to watch it because I thought she is one of my heroes and I didn't want to see her look horrible. She did not look horrible. I mean she grew on me right compared to what she is on was it Modern Family? Yeah, she's not that, but still looked pretty darn good. And then when you showed me what the real picture of her was so as Marty watched the whole thing with me, and at the very end, I showed her what you showed me, and Marty went, what like she felt like she had been duped, you know what I mean, Like that's how she made all her money? Yeah, well no, she was just a How shocked were you though, when you start to put it in perspective that she literally at one time was worth eighty percent of all of Miami's economy And that's wild? You're like, what, Yeah, to think you grew you know, that's just nuts. You know. The theme of any drug movie is poor, Yes, escape, Yeah, claw your way, find a way, get rich, party, unbelievably, get busted. Yes, And now I love that it works and it hooks me every single time. Yes, And so I told him what I like watching? Like I thought it was four episodes. I love watching. I can't wait to get to episode three because that's when they're going to party and have the great time. And I don't want to watch episode four because I don't want it to end. And you know, you find yourself rooting for the bad guy. It's like she's just murdered kids, but I want her to get away from the FBI. It's like the Titanic. You know the ending, but you go, you still got to see how did they go down? Yeah? I gotta see that guy fall out of the ship. You're listening lifely, but happiness on to sports. It's time for sports. All right. Let's see n cua A men's and women's final fours where this past weekend your thoughts? You know what it was? The dominant teams were dominant, and then they prevailed women's and men's. Yeah, but I mean, all right, so obviously the big to do is over Caitlin Clark Iowa of South Carolina. The whole uh women's Did you enjoy the women's as much as the men's? So the guy from Okay Sports that we love, Clay Travis, he predicted that the NCAA men are sabotaging their own product in order to get the women to have more viewers. Okay, So if you look at it, they've got the women playing on ABC on Sunday afternoon at three o'clock. When does the NFL play, right, they know that's the formula to get primetime viewers. The men get put they're not on CBS anymore. They get put on TBS and split with the other channel was a T and T, C and T. So they split it on obviously Monday night, which is always a Monday night. I've never understood why they did that. I don't either. But and then the very next day the NCAAA towns, how many more women, how many more people saw the women? See? Yeah? Yeah. So here's the way I look at things like that. I mean, I don't get down in the weeds. I just look at product. And what bothers me is when you hear people say, like I think Caitlin Clark is phenomenal, unbelievable. What I can't stand is when you they have forced her into the role that she's playing now, which is the it's all on her shoulders, uplifting the sport of women's basketball, right, which I will say Don Staley, who I've not been a big fan of, correct, I was a big fan of her this week? Yes, really, she said was fantastic. But I guess what I what I think. Charles Barkley said it a long time ago. Listen, you do you remember when they were arguing over paid fifteen years ago, ten years ago, whatever it was, and Charles said, hey, you you have to you have to build it. Yeah, Like we didn't make this kind of money when we were in the NBA, and the guys before him didn't make that kind of money when they were in the NBA. All that stuff has grown over time. And you and I both remember an NBA that got saved by Magic and bird, right, and then we also remember when they kind of went away and there wasn't after Jordan's low. Yeah, and then you had Lebron come in and then whatever. So Steph correct and so with this at the end of the day, it's still the product. Like you can keep saying, Yeah, so I know women's basketball is great. Yeah, it's only as good as the players. The chance that anybody watches it like they did last year is slim to none if Caitlyn does not come back. Correct, And Tony Kornheiser said, if he was ESPN, and man, he got actually really violent vocal about this, not violent, but very aggressive about this. If I was ESPN, I would drive to Iowa and I would tell her I will give her seventeen million dollars to come back and play for IOWA one more year. She'll make more for the ESPN and or whatever channel that was on. Sure was it ESPN because they did ABC, but I guess the Espnabs. Yeah, yeah, it's the same family. She'll make more from that. And it's a flash in the pan, I will tell you. Because Juju Watkins, the lady from USC and maybe page backers, they're not ready to take that mantle. They don't know, not the same player. And that's okay. Yeah, I'm okay with it not being at that level. Bring your sport along with the page in the Juju with those players. And Georgia Amore's phenomenal to watch. I mean, I love watching her play at Tech and I never want to have ye And now I don't know why she would transfer to Kentucky, but okay, it is what it is. Or coach, you did right, it did. But I'm just saying you, it's her last year. Why not pick a shot at the national Championship? Maybe anyway, And do you see her lifting the w NBA game. I mean, she's already getting kind of trounced by the veteran players there that are sort of and you wonder, why why would they do that? Why would you attack your own? Yeah, it's going to make viewers. I'm going to watch just to see until if she starts losing, and you know what I mean, there's got to be she's got to keep it rolling, you know, like Larry birdon Magic made immediate impacts. Of course they went to the Celtics and Lakers, but they made immediate impacts on that sport. Sure, So I don't know. I think it's a flash in the pan. You know, it was interesting to watch, but we'll see, you know, I look forward to your next top ten list and we'll make that sport better. Okay, that's coming up right. Yeah, So the men's side, do you remember when Florida went back to back? Those were kind of the years I just didn't pay attention. Yeah, it wasn't Joaquing Noah, I remember that guy. I mean, no, no, yeah, Joe, whatever it was, wasn't it Jauque Noah No, But it was something like that. Okay, yeah, yeah, Jokim Noah joking. So I was fanatically. While there were some storylines VCU. I think was part of that storyline is that to win they made it to the final four that year. I don't remember. I can never remember, Like, if you gave me the tournament. Here's a question. If you've got the brackets right now, and you had sixty four brackets of men's team to do, could you make it all the way through and get it right? No, of course not, no, no way. I thought I saw a great trivia question named the two national champs from the past twenty years. I think it was that doesn't have a city or state in its name. Villanova. No, Villanova is an actual oh city, Yeah, huh that have won the national championsh I got it, but it did. Duke gives one. Yeah. The other one was tough Baylor. Oh wow. But anyway, Hey, speaking of that, I got trivia here for you speak. Well, go ahead, what's the lowest seed to win a men's title? The seed number? Oh, I'm gonna say, and we're probably gonna be wrong, but I'm gonna say four, a fourth seed to win the national title? Sixth seed? Maybe that was an eight seed? Really? Villanova? Okay? Yeah, because UNLV their first year that they were the year they wanted, they were not a one seed. They were like a four or five seed. So the point in that, do you know what the lowest seed of a women's champion is? Oh? Wow? Third, three, six? It was U and C. It was the year that the steroid user she was played basketball, but she was a track star. Marion Jones. Yeah, huh yeah, Okay, well that's good. It's good information there, That's what I mean. Uh. I didn't want to get off of basketball yet. But the lowis seed to make a final four in men's eleven ye and C State was one of those. It's happened a few times. Yeah. Yeah, Well, anyway, we'll see how the game goes forward. I just I don't your game. People will watch when your product is good, and we'll talk about in an hour or two how the product can be better for women's basketball. Martinsville was this past weekend. I enjoyed race. Yeah, William Byron won. Denny Hamlin was complaining again that there were no passing Yeah, so, and his point was sometimes I think when Denny talks, he should just shut up. But his point was NASCAR's whole objective was to have parody in the sport. And he said, well, guess what you've achieved it because now nobody passes anybody, so there's complete parody. But then William Byron passed like eighteen cars. His exact words were, when you try to tell me that he passed eighteen cars. I'm going to tell you it took me sixty laps to get passed. Often Dylan and I'm like, don't you think Austin Dillon was like, dude, I will pound you. Well, of course he won't, but yeah, I mean, why now that he's an owner, there's sometimes I just Denny opens his You're not a Denny fan, so I dig most of what he says because, at least in my opinion, he says it like he believes it, and I do appreciate that. Yeah, but I did. I did enjoy the Rick Hendrick cars coming to the front and they were all in that red color man that looked good like they just kind of seemed as a teammate. And when they had that green white checker at the end, how cool was it that both Hendrick cars blocked the two rows when it looked like William Byron was going to get away. I thought, man, that is really cool. Yep, cut too, just kidding? Would he he wasn't paying attention? Well, I was looking. I was looking at the sports agenda and I was like, I don't see WrestleMania forty on him? Manah, I am glad you brought that. I thought about you so many times this weekend. Dusty Rhodes's son one right, Cody Roads American Nightmare. Come on, y'all, I was just looking at the Hey, look at your right hand. Cut to jerk. Well, Dusty Rhodes's son Cody Right? What what? Why did he go away from the sport to another league and then come back? Did they like write him off? So I don't have first to tell you. You don't know? I do know? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. All right, Well you can tell because I might be wrong, but I'm His older brother was to me not very good gold Dust. Yeah, oh see, I thought he was the gate like they sort of made him look like a gate. Well, he had a gimmick star Dust. He's sort of yeah, but he's a weird dude, but it was anyway, his older brother goes the same guy. No, Cody's a younger brother. But Cody left back in I think twenty sixteen and he actually started ae W who is the competitor now? Correct? And then in that some stuff happened behind backstage, and then he went back to the WWE what two three years ago? Correct? So I think I had something to do with his wife, But I also think he wasn't. He wasn't a like wwe wanted to make him Dusty Rhodes's son. Yeah, and I don't think he wanted that path, And so he did what you said. We went and started off that. What's funny is when he left he really wasn't anything correct, just like he wasn't, and then he came back a thousand times better than when he left. So if he had a state he wouldn't, he wouldn't have they wouldn't put the belt on him. But now that he's back, I mean, you can see he's a great babyface for like he's just Oh they choose who wins. No, it's it's all. He legitimately beat Ramone. Well according to them, what is it? Roman travel? The bloodline? Moving on? I was WRESTLEMANI in two days. It was they have two days and Saturday and Sunday day. Come on, man, did you pay for view it? It's it was on Peacock, So we tell you if you have Peacock you can watch it, which I watched every coverage they had the day that we stopped hearing. Don't WrestleMania is never going to be the same man Undertaker as soon as you hear he's here, is that one in the rock was in the ring? Yeah? The only the only thing that could have made that better is it stone cold as broke? Yeah? Course, like, oh yes, we should be writing for w Dude, I'm telling you, Holy it was a good one. It really was good this weekend. So that's cool. Unfortunately, back to NASCAR. We are in Texas this week. Yeah, and it will be a yawner. Don't you think that's an oval though? Right? Yeah, it's bigger Charlotte. Yeah, I'd rather have that than a road course. Yeah, hopefully it'll be interesting. But what Trent has turned me on to something hilarious. There is a gentleman that does a TikTok of all cars paint schemes for that week. I've tried to send it to Woody knowing he's not even a NASCAR fan. It is worth the Why the entertainment from this dude when you used to send him to me and I'm like, dude, I'm not sitting to forty cars. Yeah, I have to watch all of them. After you just force yourself to watch one, you can't wait for the next week to come out, all right, mister Busher, He's just I love it when he goes yep cars looks the same six and he moves on to the next one just and it is like when he came upon the mobile one. Yeah, you know, Josh Barry dude, he didn't have to say anything. I was like, oh gosh, that's a prettiest car I've ever seen. Kind of thing was gorgeous. It does a car analysis for every single car one through forty two or ninety nine. I guess Sorez would be ninety nine. Everybody does the forty two cars and the analysis of a paint scheme. But he cracks on the driver. He goes, man with a beautiful paint scheme to drive twenty fifth this week, like and now he's starting to get NASCAR drivers responded to, Yeah, paint scheme. I've noticed that, so we should try. Hey, how do we effort? How did with Trent's the magic? Yeah, you're gonna have to effort him. Oh I got it. You said, what did you say his name was? It's Tyler Panell. Oh man, Emma get on it. That's how you do it. Brian y'all gotta learn how to use an intern. I mean I used the new person. Sorry, I mean, you get to work. Damn it all right, breaking hurry and good now she won't be on the next show to leave, all right? This weekend started today, No tomorrow. The Master's right, that's the sea and still doing that? Is he quit? Everything? Thing? Nance is done? Is he done? Done? Yeah? Why dude? You know one thing irritated me, the n c A coverage. One thing that bothered me, it's it's it's it's cute to one every now and then make a saying or a slogan because of the kid's name. But man, every time somebody went to dunk Bill Rafter he had to or the guy that was doing the play by play had to do it, or even your boy Grant Hill. And I like Grand Hill. I mean he's a good analyst. But man, it was like every single time guy's last name is wing, he got the right wing broken there, didn't he you know just what I mean? They just kept annoying man. Yeah, fortunate such a it was a natural. Yeah, it's like he just came out with him. I'm just that guy. Yeah, I do too already And he was the Masters man. When you heard his voice. Who's gonna be doing it now? Is it? I don't Van Pelt? God, he should I do like Scott. Yeah, that's a good one. Anyway, the Masters this weekend. You said you got Tiger. Is that serious? Or I mean you asked me who? I'm a wish for? Wis for? I hear he's in shape, he looks good. Yeah, it's not on my see where he goes for breakfast? F one If you all right? Max is back in the Winter Circle. Red Bull swept one and two Japan. Yeah. F one will be in China in two weeks. I think, how come they get to compete wherever they want? A great point and nobody ever says anything. Oh no they say, But I think, still go, you still go? Like the only time the only time I remember them not going somewhere was Russia. That's right after Russia invade Ukraine. But Saudi Arabia are going. Yep, China are going. Now. I've never seen the China tracks. I'm kind of anxious. It's very narrow landed. Oh you're an idiot for YouTube, you know what? There we go Spotify just to lead us man. We get to we got to make big jokes. We get to make engineering joke. Which one is the track? It's very lovely told me that they're developing a track now that goes up like thirty seven stories like, it goes up in the air and back down. Oh good gosh. But now I can't remember where he said they're building it. Oh it was Saudi Arabia. I think, wow, yeah, it's pretty pretty neat. Anyway, before before we move off of sports, there was one thing I was going to ask you, and now it is slipping my sit on the list. I know, well baseball that are called curb your enthusiasm. If you want to go back to something called baseball. I don't understand it. It's driving me nuts. Last night I see a report of FI fifty of all the aces in baseball are have some type of injury. They're trying to blame the pitch clock. Of course they are, And I'm like, dude, you've got to stop. Yeah, and for Lander to sit out there and say the crap that he's saying. Oh, I like what Verlanders said. Yeah, but he's saying you have to throw on and I'm saying you don't. I to Greg Mannix say, you must have got his context out us. He was saying, he doesn't know how he got into this in baseball, but you can't. You're not going to get to be a pitcher if you do not throw like that. I know, but I'm hearing John Smoltz say something totally different, which is he said this ten years ago. If you don't teach picchers how to pitch, yeah, this is what you're going to end up with people who think they can throw the ball faster and that's going to equate to whatever, and if they don't last exactly right, and he said, you spare it only like he said, Maddox would throw that ninety eight twice a game when he had to. And I maybe instead of blaming something, we should say we got to coach it. Yeah, we do it in football. We tell you to change how to tackle every freaking year. I swear. It's just it. You've done this long enough to know sports and writers have to have something to write about. So whatever the latest controversy is, and what what ticks me off is the sport has done something to make it better. Yep. Yes, And instead of the sport saying, well, let's find pictures that can last. May throw ninety two instead of one hundred and two, and let's have them last the whole season. Yep, pitch differently. We'll give into the couple talking heads that complain. Yep, we'll go back to no pitching clock. And guess what's still going to happen to these arms? Was there not? Tommy John surgery is going on before the pitching clock. It was still going only yes, but don't forget that the pitch clock ruined beer sales. Well, that's why we went on to the ninth and eighty exactly, all right. That is sports Sports has brought to you. But I see this seeing us Business Services. 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We want to d deadline all right next Wednesday of five. Censoring is an issue in this year's election, I'm telling you, the more I read it, I'm like, all right. First of all, we know because a court has said that the Biden administration has been caught censoring stuff. Right. I read this the other day and I'm so angry. So the Biden team is at it again this time the USA Today. Have you heard about this, Woodrowe. The USA Today had a headline and going out that said Trump believes abortion should be decided by the will of the people and by the States. Correct. When the Biden administration found out that that was going to be the headline, they called the USA Today and made them change the headline in which they did No. Yes, now would we find out about it? Ever? No, you know how we found out because someone at the USA Today leaked the actual headline. And it's like, how are we allowing this to go on? Dude? I mean it's we all know that's what they've been doing. But thank god for Elon Musk this time around what they did to Twitter in the last election. Exactly. Yeah. So it's funny you mentioned that because that was on my forethought of my mind watching the news this week. You know, I quit watching Fox News because the Tucker thing. So it just so, and I've been in the house twice this week when ABC News has broken, right, I mean ABC News starts with that Moir guy. It's like a really good looking guy, yeah, David. Yeah, the guy's really good at what he does. By the way, he's got an angle on the deck and I swear there's something about that jawline. It just pulls me in man, And I don't know, this show's starting to make me guess. Oh another neck is afraid? Afraid by David nois something to hang on to, so he says. And they did it two different episodes, two different nights. They played the clip of Trump saying, I got rid of yes of grow versus ways, it's what they want you to do. They did not play the clip of him saying this week. They didn't even mention that he clarified this week what his campaign's going to be. His campaign is going to be. It's in the state's hands. But he has been that has been an assistant message. Right right, it's not new, he said, but he's getting ahead of them, saying that he would codify it. Correct, right, he would codify it. And so even what's your name came out and said, but if the Congress was to give him a a and that's what they're going to run on. I mean, if Congress would give him a way to codify it, he would make it works both ways. Yeah, Congress can make abortion legal. Yeah, And they didn't correct never have never even brought up give it time. I mean, it's become it's just such a disgusting issue exactly. But in that same report they wanted to make they showed six states have already passed the law, and do fifteen states now are going to make that an election ballot? Of course, man, it's just so they played the they play the game better than we do, I know. I mean, they're going to make it this, They're just going to make an election issue. And guess which states they chose to do with this time around, right, the Michigan, Wisconsin, the Arizona, Nevada. So tell me what's going on Georgia, because lately there has been headlines that Joe Biden may not be on the states election, He's not gonna be on the ballot. There's I've read two articles now wherea's two states that there's a good chance he won't be on the ballot. Good grief. But you and I both know it's got to be something to that, Like what do they push? What are they angling for? Oh? Yeah, why would he why would he not be on pass? Pass the cognitive to us, it's gonna be able to spell his name. But one of them was Alabama, and I'm like, well, who cares he's not winning Alabama? Don't you hate stories that you know? Or just why are you making that a story? But the other one was Ohio, and I'm like, all right, something's going on here. Why would there be in a headline about him not being on Ohio's ballot? I don't know. But there's research. Yeah, so I don't. I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, get more, get used to that though. It's gonna be more of that stuff going on this year. So changing what's going on with P Diddy? Man? I was thinking about that this weekend. I listened to our show Do You ever do that? Yeah? We talked about P Diddy and the black Plane? Correct? And you said he had come out that day. Do we know where he is? He's I saw him recently in Miami like he's living life like nothing's happened. Yeah, you got my tapes, turn them when you're done. I don't understand. How do you How can there not be any charges? How could there not be a throng a crowd around you? Sure? Asking did you mind the kids? And all that stuff? Correct? It just gets go to Miami do whatever he wants, Just hang out. I'm P Diddy or Puffy Combs. What is it is that somebody? Just yeah? What are you? Very? Was even j lo Ever married? They dated? He didn't real? Yeah, yeah there's something with her because he mentions her and what's her husband's been? Oh yeah? And then there's one more? Wasn't Beyonce? In the uh, they're all, yeah, jay Z, Yeah, that's crazy. Oh did you see these comments by our wonderful vice president that absolutely has no IQ what's lover? You had two cuts this week that I had in my rotation. This is incredible. When I read this, I'm like, what are we talking about? Did you google it or not? Her statement? What she cleaned? Well, you're gonna have to give a little more information, so on all right, well, let's let's just play the clip and then we'll talk about it. I think I know what you're doing. Yeah, do you know, okay, a bit of a history lesson. Do you know that women were not the women's teams were not allowed to have brackets until twenty twenty two? Think about that and what that talk about? Progress? You know, better late than ever, but progress and what that has done because of course, and you know, I had a bracket. It's not broken completely, but I won't talk about my bracket. But you know what, just how we love we love March madness and even just now allowing the women to have brackets, and what that does to encourage people to talk more about the women's teams, to watch them now they're being covered, you know, and this is the reality. People used to say, oh, women's sports, who is interested? Well, if you can't see it, you won't be. But when you see it, you realize, oh man, you won't see stupid. First of all, the first part is a lot okay, there's no such like did I didn't even have to google whether or not they were brackets. I knew they were bracket of course, how do you think they played who they were going to play the next round? The question that you and I had fifteen years ago. I think you and I had this conversation. It seems like it's been that long long ago we questioned whether or not the women's had a n T. Do you remember that, Yeah, that's been a long time ago, and they do have still do so for her to say they don't have brackets, of course I google how long? Right? Yeah? They were all the way back to nineteen ninety nine that I've seen. Nineteen eighty two was the first year eighty two, not ninety two eighty two before she was where is the reporter that goes there's a guy standing there to get away with saying that, Yeah, why aren't you going Wait a minute? Actually, you know, by the way, if you want to be real, Obama had to fill out a women's bride, you know how they wanted to do men. He had a men's bracket to fill out, and he filled out a women's bracket. That's her hero, and she doesn't know that he filled out a women's bracket. I guess that's the part I was trying to say earlier when we were talking about the women's sport is when they make it sound like the reason nobody watched before was because they weren't being covered. Yeah, that's listen. I watched women's basketball fifteen years ago, Don Staley. I could. I had to watch every game. She was playing the guard for Virginia and she could never win the big one. Correct. I'm just saying there were we watched Tennessee play because Tennessee was instruct at Summit yea con. Those rivalries were incredible. I'm just a make up thing to create a story for their narrative. Correct, We'll watch it when you have Caitlyn Clark, for God's sake, don't you lose credibility lying so much? You got one later right with Joe Biden. I had that clip too, and you got that such a liar, God, you lose it all stomach. All right, well you have to. I saw a headline with Democrats. Yeah it was it Michigan. Was it a Michigan rally where they were chanting death to America? Yes, I've heard. I don't know where it was, but yes, it's here. It's not overseas anymore. It's here and actually going into the Capitol building. Yeah, I ain't. Come on. So I saw a reporter that was in. It was on TikTok of course, where he was in Palestine and they were talking about nobody wants to tell you that they're still looking for hostages exactly. And by the way, there are still American hostages. How do we not know their names? We counted how many days Britney Griner is in Russia? Amen, And we can't count how many days these people are been. No, we've got air president telling Israel to get out. Yes, I mean what, it's just I'm so sick of it. And it's democrats. You know what, it's democrats. It's democrats. It's democrats. Shame on you stop telling me I'm threat to democracy. Democrats are the threat to democracy. You know, you asked, where's the Democrats. Compassion for Israel, that's your yes the theme here, and it's like it's left with dearborn Michigan. Reader. How many times I've heard somehow dearborn Michigan is setting our policy because the election is going to be so close that the Dems are worried that dearborn Michigan is going to be the issue. What if you how got the Jews don't get together and say we're not voting for you if you do this? How come they still hang on to the Democratic Party noment or what they do. I don't understand that. I don't understand it either. Yeah, I don't get it, all right, This last thing before we move on the It was a headline that I read, and I'm going to get you to try to explain it to me. Okay, the headlines while you hire me. The headline was inflation adjusted hourly wages lower today than when Biden was first elected. That makes sense to me, me too. And then I click on the article and I'm reading to you what it The first sentence is in the article and I quote However, in the last year and overall since the pandemic, wage growth has outpaced inflation. It's a fact that the White House has celebrated as Biden seeks re election to a second term in November. That's impossible. I don't understand how that's possible. The only I mean, I'm just giving a rational The only way that anybody can think that that's possible is you are manipulating numbers for a point. Okay, you are correct, because I found this out yesterday that I had no clue. Did you know that they are now, they being Democrats, are now touting that the latestatistics say we have less crime in the United States now than we ever did under Trump. So I wondered, how could that be? Ye, guess what last year? The Department? Which one is the one that land Security? Well, I get, who's the little nerdy guy secretary of what's his name? The Attorney General Garland? Yes, okay, okay, So their office keeps these compiles, these statistics. Before last year, it was mandatory that all state and local law enforcement turned over statistics. Yes, it's now volunteer, so if you don't turn it in, we don't get to counted. Correct. Well, there's your answer as to why crime is all of us lower? Yes, we pick and choose what we're gonna put on. Dude, I got one for you. In underreported stories. It's amazing to me. Your headspin of what we have decided to do. We're manipulating numbers to get a result. That is what we're doing. We're's sixty minutes doing this story, where's twenty twenty going well? But instead sixty minutes will report that it's true true, it'll report that the wages are out beating inflation. I heard the best story and I sent it to everybody I know that Klay Travis and Buck Syssen's on their show toutter to report and us I don't TikTok later that the true inflation from the time that Biden has taken over if you take in the things that they don't take into account, like they don't put bacon, eggs, they don't put groceries or gas in the inflation number because they're trying to mask inflation. Right, That's why we don't do it. They didn't do it for Trump. But I'm just saying it's not part of them. When you add those things in since he's taken office, Biden, we are inflation rate is thirty six percentes but and so the story said in the article, what you used to pay for groceries for one hundred dollars now cost you one hundred and thirty six bucks to pay for that same amount of groceries, right, So that's the plus or minus thirty six percent. And we all know that. I mean, if you go to the grocery store and I do this on purpose, when I go through the cashier's line and I go and they say that's eighty five dollars, I said for I'll say for that. I said, man, just four years ago, that would have cost me, yep, fifty five dollars. And I try to do that every time I go through. It's crazy they got to think of me? Is that there's a care comes the dork that's going to talk about how much it costs four years ago. Well, I mean it's true, Yeah, you're not lying. I mean that what was it? I picked up one time and I looked because I hadn't bought it in a long time. It was vacuums. I think it was bacon, and I literally dropped it because I'm like, it's eight dollars. Unbelievable. Shut up, I'm not paying eight dollars for he's a board. Yeah, could get no choice though, if you want it. I mean, that's what they know. I go without. All right, Next week, don't forget, we will have Jacqueline Timber. Yeah, she is running for Lynchburg City Council. We'll have her on the show. Decited about doing that again. That'll be in the What's What's Happening Now? Onto everybody's favorite part of the show. Eighty Life, Liberty, Happiness, eighty million. Come on, man, Brian Sly Wait, truth over facts. Uh, this is a clip. It's a montage. Is that what you call it? Yeah, it is a montage of Joe Biden telling us all the places he grew up in his background and his origins. All right, cut, it's a cut. Three. I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community. I had a very close relationship with the Greek American community. I am Joe Bidenapolis. I grew up in a heavily Irish Catholic community in Strand, Pennsylvania, in the heavily Italian Polish community. When I say I got I got raised in the Black Church. He knows, I'm not kidding. The Persian culture is amazing. As a student of the Persian culture. I probably went to show more than many of you. I come out of the black community background. My family was Irish America, not fundamentally unlike the Palestinian people they raised in the Pago. Everyone in town was either a Polish or Italian. And I grew up feel my self conscious my named it and ski. I was raised in the neighborhood where I felt self conscious my named And you know, that's kind of how I was raised. Like so many Americans, liars sharing in your home state with the President, I okay, forget about it. That's right. That's why I got raised. Man, Just like rabbi synagogues and Jewish community centers in your hometowns, and that's your tradition. I got raised hardworking people in the middle class. The neighbors I got raised in. I was raised on jim. I was raised by that. You know. I was raised by a rageous Christian. I got raised on automobile he has. It's the funny part about me and Joe Biden that I've always thought is that dude is the quintessential person that will do anything to get to get anywhere in life. Last week, visitally ad the montage of him saying why he got into politics. Yeah, and now it's where he was raised. I mean he he will lie in his lie his whole life. So I had that clip to Liar in Chief. Not often do you and I not often do our clips correct. But when I went into the comments of that, Yeah, about the third or fourth comment I read said this is why they don't want TikTok. Oh, It's exactly right, that's exactly what it is. Yeah, we don't get to see that montage on everything else without rustling ball. There was no man. You might get it from handity or TikTok book, but it's very rare. TikTok showed me when minimum wage changed in California. There was a guy walked into McDonald's and he goes, this is what a twenty dollars minimum wage looks like. In all screens. It was all screens, no employees. There was like two in the back. And so it's ridiculous. What do you like for that? What is it in the back? What is wrong with you? Just? I don't know what it is? It wrong? Our number one all me number one insurance in Bedford, Yeah, acre in state farm. When you want reliable insurance. You should look at your local State Farm agent. That agent is David Hallmaker. He has been a longtime supporter of life, Liberty, happiness and my agent Home Auto and even life insurance. He can take care of your needs. Nobody likes having to pay for something you may never use, but when you do need it, you want to make sure you have somebody who can deliver. That is David Homemaker and State Farm. 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Ye man made the ball to Now for all you paying subscribers, Oh, liberty happin hour number two. Hey, we're getting over time for this, right, Bryan, that's good video. We went to the next one. I want I want people to understand because they're probably blaming Emma for this. Emma has not taken over the soundboard yet. That was Woody's mistake. I caught you a little bow. You know. It's a little bit of lesson in showing that you can make a mistake and still keep going. That's it. Oh yeah, thank you, thank good work. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Now on to the top ten till now your top ten for the week. She's more like a five. Next week it could be Trent's top tier of former girlfriends. God, you think we could do that? Yeah, definitely, I think it would be great. I'd be curious. All right, this week's what what about him? Though? No, here we go, we don't get any of that. No criteria, just giving. I love them all, all the girls. You're gonna get thrown out of your door many times. All right, uh Top ten this week is if I could make a rule in any sport to make it better, these are the rule changes I would make. I like this, all right? Number ten must tell I gets your top ten last couple of weeks have come through. Oh then yeah, I like that. I mean like real wrestling or oh I star trek wrestling. God, all right, number number ten, Yeah, soccer, yes, we need So what I would do in soccer overtime rules is, so if you have eleven players, you would start overtime with only ten players. After the first five minutes is there's still no scoring, we go down to nine players. Love this, then eight players then keeps going yeah, until we have a winner. I'm all for it. Screw the stupid penalty kicks. It's the dumbest, worst way ever ever. Fight to the death, correct, Yeah, just start narrowing. Let's just cut it down. Of course, when they're down to two and those guys have to run thirty Yeah, you're going to tell me that wouldn't be entertainment ten hour game? Yeah, oh no no, no, just be death finally the goalie kicks at each other. Yeah, all right. My number nine is soccer. You can see. Soccer is one of my sports that I want to fix. Yeah, it's god. You can't have a zero zer game and stop calling it nil? Okay, all right, soccer, no off sides, get rid of it. I don't know enough about the sport, but I don't think that would be cherry picking. If you couldn't do it, sure, yeah, then a while let them do it. Yeah, who cares? Sure to stop the game. I would give it. Let's give it, you know how like the Big East that year went to six fouls and then they go to the NCAA tournament and all of them fell out because and it didn't work right. But just let one country practice this. You've got all these different league Just let them lea do it like football. I'll give them credit. They're using the US or whatever it's called now, the UNFL to try these rules. Hockey did it. Yeah, they got rid of that blue live double pass. You remember that two line couldn't do two line passing their lines. We're stopping the game so much. Has anybody missed that rule? Nobody? Right? No? Yeah, I like this you know what. You convinced me. Yeah, it just like you mentioned in hockey used to you couldn't have a skate in the little goalie area. Yeah. They got rid of that. Yeah, because they were stopping the freaking game to see if it was a goal. Shout up, it was a goal. We're ready to play, all right. Number eight, Yes, hockey overtime rules okay, same as soccer can't well, you can't start with ten, No, no, you start with four, okay, and then three. Let it be down to two people chasing each other. I like that. I'm going to see it. Do it all right? Number seven okay? Tennis? Yeah, the whole court, dammit? What I don't like that. You know how you have two lines, one for doubles, one for singles. Give us the whole court for singles. Yeah, let them have at it. I don't think that's needed to have at it. What it'll increase the scoring, and maybe we get rid of the way that scored fifteen love. I would just go one, nothing exactly fifteen all I had to sneeze. What he got up? You've got it? Where's my sneeze button? I did do? All right? What have you noticed that they there's something that they do. Remember it used to be advantage in deuce, advantage in deuce, and now I don't think they do us. I think they'll say something different now they've changed what they say. It's a lotion or that say now or do they just they still do it or did they just stay at forty. There's something about the tie that they do differently now. So when they get forty forty, then you have you have to win by two, it goes advantage, yep, and then it goes back to forty. But I swear there was a time in my life they would go they would go advantage and then fifty an advantage and give you an idea how many times they've gone advantage. But they don't do that something there's something different now. But anyway, I did not use the whole court. That's stupid. Have you ever tried to run in tennis? Oh? Yes? One of my favorite memories, Yes, do tell I had a back line winner on Brian and this is probably fifteen years ago, maybe ten. So and Brian went running across the baseline and somehow the dude scores a winner like he hits a forehand right over the net and I was frozen, like I couldn't even move, but I couldn't believe he got to the ball. But when he hit it, he went, can't stop. He just kept going and he literally did not slow down a minute and crashed into the fence. Hurt, but it was a winner. Yeah, but that hurt. Can't stop. Yeah I hit it. I'm like, oh, oh, this hain't gonna end. Well it didn't. You were fleet a foot. I used to be fleet a foot. Yes, now my foot's just fleet Now they're just yeah hurting you number six? Yeah, basketball overtime hate it? Yep. I want to go to the elam Inning. You're not gonna do the five to four, the three that. No, I want to do the elam Inning in basketball. I'm not a big fan of the eland thing. You're not. It's okay. I mean it's a gimmicky thing, and I get it, so would E. So you know you're gonna win. You know you won't have overtime. Who's well, no, I'm saying it was just the guy that came up came up with it. So here's here's what it would happen in overtime for basketball. You've got a tie score sixty seven, sixty seven, right, yeah, okay, so then they just pick a score seventy eight. First team to seventy eight wins the game. Really, yeah, it seems kind of weird. It's not exactly how they do it. So they get to four minutes and they say we're gonna go to eighty five, and it gives the other team a chance to get to eighty five. First they're not tied. No, no, I know that, but I'm saying I would apply this to overtime for basketball. So you are you're gonna tell everybody that y'all got to get to eight points more. Whoever can score eight points more, they can choose a score. I don't know how that's come up with, but I'm just saying, yeah, and you know what I want to do, just make over time two minutes instead of five minutes. It's way too long. Screw it. Let's waked death. They do that. So when you're doing AAU basketball, you're doing travel basketball, you get the first overtime, and if it's still tied, the second overtime is first score. Yeah, we're leaving this place quick. That's what I said, all right. Number five? Yeah, baseball, yes, no, more instant replay on slides. I'm done with them. I hate the instant replay. I don't even like it in basketball. Yeah, I stopped stopping the game. Look, I don't mind if it is a home run or something that is that major. Yeah, but dude, this crap of watching a ball watching a runner slide in, say, and the ball gets there late, but his leg somehow comes up off the bag for the split second. Yeah, and extra slow motion shows it, and therefore he's out stupid. No, he's not, he's safe. And in basketball, what I saw in the tournament so many times, the guy so when I used to officiate, it was who knocked it out of bounds. It wasn't necessarily who last touched it. There's a difference in that because if I'm holding the ball here and you swatted it out of my hands, it went out of bounds because you swatted it, not because my remaining pinky. Correct, was the last little three nail to go out of bounds and you gave the ball to them, and he's the one that knocked it out of bounds. Correct. It's a great point. I never really thought about. It's why I'm here. No, that's great point. Yeah, it gets on my nerves. Yes, he was the last to touch it. Yes, it went out of bounds. But the reason it went out of bounds is because the other guy just mode him over correct and you, as an official would go, oh, well, give him the ball back if I see this one more time, yeah, oh my god. And now players every chance they get correct, and they're the ones that know they knocked it out about exactly. Seen that, Yes, oh that was off him. It's crazy. Yeah, number four, Yes, getting excited soccer injured player, damn you hate soccer. No, I just you want to change the whole game. If you're gonna lie on the ground like yes, you just lost your life, then you're out, get out out. You're not going out on a stretcher and then two minutes later come running back two seconds the back on the ball, so you look card, I'm up like whatever they spray their leg with, Yeah, I want that stuff exactly because it works miracles. They should. Firefighters should have that for car accidents. They pull them off on a freaking burdy and then go and they're running back on the field. Yes, whatever you're spraying, I want, I want some of it. Yeah, horrible yeah, number three. And you know what, it's made its way into basketball. Oh yeah, that's one of my picks. Here, this go ahead, number three boxing. Yes, take it back to fifteen rounds. Oh remember back in the day those cats, Dude, what men? Those were men. They would fight fifteen rounds. And before fifteen rounds, it was whoever just died, right, I mean they were just fight, never gave up, whoever just got knocked out? But man, fifteen rounds. God, that was brutal. Nascar. Yeah, I'm wanting to number two like that. By the way, number two is NASCAR. Yeah. I want to go with the playoff drivers. The last two races of the year only playoff drivers. So there's not going to be twelve to eight to four. No, No, I'm okay with no. Actually, you're right, just take that out. Give me the last man. I don't know. I just want to see in the last two races. I want to see you can leave in the sixteen drivers, but I don't want the whole field. Oh just raise sixteen people. Yeah, whoever made the playoffs put them in there. I don't mind the cuts that they can't win a championship, but I just want the four that are available along, you're gonna have four people driving around Phoenix. No, you can have this sixteen that made the playoffs, but only four can win a championship. I get that. I just I can't stand watching forty cars. And you know, dude, I love that Ross Chastin won that last race last year. I taught you out of it that quick. Yeah, all right, and that was number two on your Yeah, that was so important. Fixed Nascar. I can't stand. Yeah, I don't know anyway, all right, Number one, Okay, I want baseball to have hockey fighting rules. Look, I can't stand. I love old school baseball where if you showed up like I don't know if you've noticed, but they've changed the college game where Tennessee got in trouble I think for the battoss. Yes, okay, they've taken that out of college. Now you get tossed out of the game immediately if you tell us your bat yes, you're done. Oh man, that used to be so intense, That's what I'm saying. But it was intense when you allowed a picture to retaliate to fix what was missing the other team off. Yeah, they don't want to do shut up. It should be allowed in baseball, the old school way. And I just want to see if you get plunked. I want the Robin Venturis to get their ass whipped. I just I used to love it. Let them fight. Why are we so scared of everything? There was a hockey game the other night when they dropped the puck, all people started fighting. Yesali, yeah, and I want to see. I want I want old school baseball to come back, where I can move you off the plate or if you show me up, you're gonna want to remember Rob Dibble. Remember he used to tell those the unwritten what went on behind closed doors. I'm like that, Yes, that's the way it should be. Yeah. He used to say they would take a player and write a skull and crossbones beside that player's name and the pictures. Knew my job was to hit that player if he had a skull and crossbones. And he said, you could wait half a year. He said, I've been traded to another team and I did it. Yeah, you never, you never didn't do it. I mean, you remind me of a story. I remember because I used to love baseball, and I love the Orioles and Jim Palmer I think was telling a story. You know, he used to be the baseball the Orioles announcer and there was a guy, I think his name was Bundy. He was huge, Yes, he was huge for the Orioles. Yeah. He rounds third base and you know that, you know the picture how he backs up home play to the play at the plate with a picture was backing up the catcher, but there was no play at the plate, so Bunby Bundy kept running and just nailed the picture and blew him over. I mean it was like a linebacker coming and killing you. The guy did a cartwheel and fell over backwards and a fight started because of that, and Jim Palmer in the locker room goes, what the hell was that about? And he's like, seven years ago that guy hit me and I've waited for my time. And you know what you telling the story means that it meant something, Yeah, exactly. And you've taken all of this out of the game to the point now where it's like we can't enjoy the characters. Speaking of characters, Jackson got his call up today for the Oreans. The Young Oh yeah, the guy from Yeah, he's getting called Jackson Holiday the Yeah, the Oakland a's uh stud dad the dad that was the father yesh Man. Okay, Matt, Yes, I've been wondering when he was going to get called up. That's great, Yeah he got the call today. I need to check to those standings. I haven't seen how the Orioles have started so far. I know the Yankees are good. I'm excited for dude. The next five years of baseball I think is going to be special. I really do. They have got some amazing talent and I can't wait for those And that's because I think they are the two farm systems that got it right and it's trickling now into the majors. We'll check it during our next break to the standings. Are well, that was the top ten? Did you have? Oh? Yeah, yeah you quickly so thank you all. Rush it as fast as can. We got to get to the best part of the show. Lower the women's goal. Oh, this was a great idea in basketball. So people, first, when I say that to people who don't know sports, goes, oh my god, why would you do that to the women's game. No, do you know that women's volleyball has a nuts shorter than the men's volleyball? Exactly but nobody knows, and nobody would care. Nobody cares because they're playing above the net. And it's incredible when those girls get up there and their armpits are as high as the net. You're like, oh my god, look at that athlete. I don't care that the net is shorter than the men's right, yes, pits. What does you do? So do it so that fifty How many Division one basketball players do you think can dunk? I would say probably two women's No, no, I'm saying in the men's game, Oh good lord, n So do it to the fifty percent of the women? Can you know? We're eighty percent of the women make it where a dunk is part of the game. And you have changed the game. Absolutely did volleyball we talked about twenty years ago, changed the game by changing the scoring system. Yes, and now they got packed gyms. It's exciting to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, they had what did they have? One hundred and six thousand? Yeah at one volleyball game this year and they they lowered, they did the scoring is an exciting game. You and I both love watching. What do you think of that? Emma thumbs up? Do you know that most people do not know, Like I've actually heard comparisons that Caitlyn Clark should go straight to the NBA or that she can shoot just as good as Steph Curry. Okay, when you tell most people do not know that she's playing with a smaller ball. Correct, she's not playing with the same ball as Steph Curry. Is throw her the ball that Steph Curry throws, and we'd be talking about something completely different, right, yes, plus, but we don't care. Well, I mean, I'm not watching because she can. I'm watching because she's going to shoot her from the logo and make it yes, right, and it is amazing to watch. Yeah, you're right, But also the people don't know this. But if you were to stick a guy and he just faced her face guarded her all the way down the court, dude, she's not Oh no, she would quit the game because she couldn't make it correct. And it's not not it's just you can't do it right. So it's so stupid to say that. So I got something here that can make softball better. So that's a sport that you kind of digged on the tournament and I can't watch it. Here's the reason why you can't play a sport where the same pitcher can pitch the entire tournament. Agree, there's no way every game, So make a rule that you have to have more than one picture in consecutive days or even in a series. And number two back the mound up a foot, yes, to get the games to where they're fine to four and not one to nothing. You know, I'm not watching a strikeout fest, correct, I mean, good god, I could never hit one of those things. Agree with back it up a foot yep an NFL. And I've been saying this for a while. Allow holding. I'm just tired of flags, step calling flags. Just hold them? Yeah? Why not? I don't know. The poor defense already can't do anything else. I know, but burn Donald will kill you. I mean, all right, but are you saying allow holding on defense where we can grab wide receivers offensive lineman? No, No, just on the offense in the line. I'm just saying for the game. I'm just tired of the phantom fake hold that happens every single play. But when it's third and eighteen and they're not going to make it, somehow, the yellow fat flag comes out and this time they're calling it a hole. Well that's right. I agree because I listen. You know how many times I've seen an offensive lineman absolutely kill a defensive lineman and land on top of him and they throw flag. Yeah, and I'm like, dude, because he took him to the ground, Tell the guy that stopped being a wus. Yeah. There's two things I don't like in college football that I wish the NFL did. One is make pass interference just fifteen yards. Yeah. I'm tired of teams taking advantage of that play by just throwing it along and hope you can get along a penalty. It's way too big of a penalty. And one foot in. Yes, stop making it two feet in. It's so exciting when you've got a chance make the passing aferance fifteen yards and then just let them get one foot in. No, do you like flip plopping on to basketball? Do you like in the girls game where they can call a time out and advance the stupid ball? No, that should be that's take that out of the game. NBA does it, Get rid of it. I will say this to the NBA is horrible too, and the reason they do it, and the reason they all do it, the reason the men do it in the NBA is because they want the last second shot to be on a ESPN. They're there for entertainment. In the women's game is because with four seconds left they can't make it the entire length of the floor where the men can. Okay, so the women they're trying to move it up so they can get the last second shot. But when you got someone that drives the length of the court, that that is one of the most exciting plays in basketball. Yes, I don't know who that kid is unless that it happens. Yes, I don't like advancing the ball either. It's not it's not part of the game. Great, yep, all right, have it. I just got three things to say. God, bless our troops, God bless America. Starting God. All right, So you had taken the one that had where Biden got raised, that was cut in. So I'm going to go from that dumbass to this next one, and I'm not well, let's just listen to what this guy said. Let's go this guy has become famous because of a bridge collapse. Okay, the Baltimore mayor. Let's go cut seventeen. God, I know and we all know, and you know very well that black men and young black men in particular, had been the boogeyman for those who are racist and think that only straight, wealthy white men should have us saying anything. We've been the boogeyman from then, since the first day they brought us to this country. And what they mean by DII, in my opinion, is duly elected incumbent. We know what they want to say, but they don't have the courage to say the N word. And the fact that I don't believe in their untruthful and wrong ideology and I am very proud of proud of my heritage and who I am and where I come from scares them because me being at my position means that their way of thinking, their way of life of being comfortable and suffering and while everyone else suffers, is going to be at risk, and they should be afraid, because that's my purpose in life. Jesus, dude, can you believe you can get away with saying that? Unbelievable? We now have racist mayors that are spitting racism. Yes, Lord, Lightfoot Chicago, I've got her in an underreported story. I can't believe he gets away with saying that. And you know who show he was on I'll get Let's give you one guess on MSNBC Rachel Maddow. The next one very close joy read Ah. So she of course has let him spit that out, and man, you know what really ticks me off? And all of that. I mean, there's so much of what he do was wrong, but for him to use the words d e I that we are afraid to say d I, I mean for us, that's just another way of hiding the N word. Who created DEEI? We did. It wasn't like a term that they came up with. We came up with that to help. It's diversity, it's equity, and it's whatever the what is inclusions? Okay, it's the fakes term we have done. We're the most. We go out of our way not to be a racist country, and you allowed to be a racist mayor. It's yeah, oh this sucks is what it is. Yep. If you want to hear, are we got is Kevin coman On He complained last time that we don't we keep pushing him in all right? Let me ef yeah? Okay, so okay, so if you're going to effort him, let me give you a little longer one. This dude I'm so glad is back. I mentioned last time as John Stewart. Oh yeah, so can you do listen to what? Listen? God, he is so good at his acting. I wish you could see him when he's doing this one. This is his disturbing News cut twenty one. And news has been pretty bleak recently, the past two three hundred years. Listen, but this weekend there was one story that was so disturbing, so dark, even the news couldn't handle it. In our editorial discussions this morning, we were asked not to show the image from this video because of its violent and disturbing nature. Video which we are intentionally choosing not to show you. We're not going to show because of how disturbing it is. I was extremely disturbed to see this horrible, horrible, violent imagery, violent and dehumanizing imagery. We're only going to show you a clip of this briefly. All right, that's enough, let's take it down. I didn't get to see it at all. They wouldn't. There's got to be devastated. News channels show images from Ukraine, from Gaza, from natural disasters. They get through them just passionately. I can't imagine how devastating This footage must be would be. Former President Donald Trump shared a video, this one on his truth social account, featuring an immage our President Joe Biden hogtide on the back of a pickup truck. You'll describe it. That's what was so disturbing and dehumanizing. You wouldn't show it on television. And an airbrushed Biden decat on the back of a truck. Are you the same network that show reruns of nine to eleven every year? I mean, I don't think it's great that Trump is boasting things like this, but it's not like people really think Joe Biden was tied up in the back of the truck. It's a doctored image, but it's plastered on the tailgate of the pickup truck, so if you're driving behind it, it would appear as if Joe Biden were actually restrained on the vehicle's flatbed. That's one of those decals were black tailgate. Yeah, if you think that's really Joe Biden tied up on the back of the pickup truck, I don't know that you have the mental acuity to be operating a motor vehicle. That's good, but yeah, dude. They make it sound like Trump is promoting for Joe Biden to be hold in the back of a pickup truck. It's just one of those stupid things that people put on a tailgate like someone's in the bed of the truck. So do you think I got a question for you? Before we get to Kevin? We may ask Kevin this too. Do you think if an athlete comes out in favor of Donald Trump, do you think that athlete's image is tarnished? Because I'm curious to see how this one goes down. I don't know if you saw who has endorsed Donald Trump, but it is a famous probably one of the most famous Yankees. Derek Jeter. Nope, Mariana Rivera. Oh really yeah? Oh wow? But you know how they like to turn on people. How are they gonna turn on him because he's a beloved Yankee. Don't have him in a damn p Diddy video something, there be something. They'll try to destroy him. Yeah. I saw that where he he came out in favor of Donald Trump. That's crazy around like a loose to like Gingers and the ice tray Girlneever again, Okay, I'm worried about you. I just need to pray for you and trim well, thank you, use it, thank you. What did we do wrong? I've just been hearing y'all on the podcast that it's okay, they ain't got n do it. Okay, they ain't want praying for you. Oh okay, well give it up. Yeah, why are you praying for us? Just praying for y'all because I like to pray for you. Oh, Kevin came in this week. He did. Yeah, we had a cousin's funeral. We talked about an hour number one. Oh okay, yep, he came in and actually you came over the house. What what game did we watch? Did we watch games? Basketball? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Did you enjoy your ride home on Sunday? Yeah? It wasn't too bad at all. That's good. I gotta ask you something. When you're at someone else's funeral, do you find yourself critiquing the procedure and the process and you know, how they dig the hole or any of that stuff. Will you ever do that? I wouldn't have done it that way? Yeah, what do you mean? No, you seem like you're an expert in your craft that you would look at someone else, you know, like a chef. If somebody was a chef and they went to another restaurant to go, oh, I would not put the orange pill on top like that. I wouldn't have planted that kind of grass, not in this cemetery. Yeah, say, speaking of that, do you your cemetery. You don't have headstones? Right? We have memorials that are flat on bron bronze on granted, and that's a that's just a regulation that you guys come up with. Is all cemeteries different, like different ones allow different things. Most perpetual care cemeteries are flat memorials because it's easy to maintain. And in nineteen sixty three, when Lakeview was established, that's what they wanted because you're able to look across the cemetery and it looks like a park setting. Because if you have uprights, you can't get that same feeling. So you have yours pet cemetery. Is that what you said? Per petetual that's for pets. No, it's called perpetual care. Look it up. I'm afraid to laugh. Kevin running a pet cemetery. All this time, We've been thinking, you've been working hard and you're digging a two foot hole for a pet. You're gonna end up doing here in one of them. I'm afraid that. So this is no lie. I listened to the last two weeks ago show because we didn't get to have one last week with and Kevin talked about how I never called him, and man, I got out of my truck and went in the house and I meant to call Kevin, and I just never did. Sorry, the street continues. My man, God, that's four weeks ago. You know I called him, That's true. He was coming in for the funeral. He called me a hole. I did not. I did not. Gardening season yep, plants in the ground. I'm gonna start next week soon as I get back from the river. This weekend, I am starting, uh planting. I'm only going to do tomatoes this year. I don't know if I want to do anything else. I don't know. Last my bed is so like it's only four foot by eight foot. Actually it's not even that, it's probably three by eight. So my stuff starts to intermingle. Like my cucumbers kind of died off because I didn't think they had room to flourish. They need to flourish. My tomatoes do good, but my tomatoes are like weird. They're like late bloomers. Like I was getting tomatoes and freaking November. That's what I wasn't like. Plants are just like a child. You gotta take care of them, and if you neglect them, then they ain't gonna be growing up prosperous, just like you. And I think I need to add soil. That's my problem with mine. It's too doesn't have enough nutrients. Maybe new trient. That's a weird name. So, Kevin, what's going on? He gay news? May we happening down here? Brother? What's happening my segment? Oh, it's Brian's segment that any one million? My ass. Did you get a chance to catch up with anybody while you were in town? Any old friends? Yeo? James Dillon, Yeah, it was good to see him. It's a son. Though. I will say this. We got to talking and maybe I shouldn't say this on air, but uh, we got to talking about a bachelor party we went to twenty years ago. Heck, it's probably been longer that anty, Kevin man, let me, I'll just tell you the quick story, would he? Kevin can attest to this. So we were in Greensboro, for a bachelor party. You can probably guess where we went to McDonald's. Yeah, for this bachelor party. Uh, we go to sleep in the hotel. We wake up the next morning and guess what, it had snowed six inches And the friend of ours that's with us, and Trent knows him, he's in a wheelchair. Right, Okay, So that's the one we decided to have drive. Don't ask me why. That's that's who we chose to be the driver. So we're leaving, Kevin, I'm here. What's the ticken? I got chicken going on? It was unbelievable. So anyway, we get out to the car, right and we have to we have to scrape the windshield. Well, we don't have a scraper. Well beside us, now there's we've got a van, like a mini van, and it's six of us. When you say, Kevin, me, you, Fred, Don, Dustin, Mike, Mike, neighbor is and just seven of us in a mini van. We don't have a scraper. Beside us is a Mercedes Benz with a wealthy couple getting in after they have scraped their Mercedes with their uh not just scraper, but the one with the sleeve that comes over to keep your hand once right justin. The guy in the wheelchair says, hey, can we borrow that, to which they responded with no, I want you breaking my damn scraper. They got in their car and leave while we're still trying to scrape airs with what a cassette tape? Yeah, so we get the wind windows scraped off. Fifteen miles down the road, we're on twenty nine. What do you think we see? Karma? Karma is bit and bit back. Yes, they were head first in a ditch with no chance of getting out, and they're standing outside of their car when we pulled by. And oh my god, I bet they hated life, Kevin, How loud were we when we would buy that car? Were heckling, we were giving them help. I've never heard the story. Oh my god, it was amazing. And who knows how long they sat there, but it was Do you think we helped? No chance? Zero chance? The year that couple died on the south of the road, Oh that was one heck of a trip. Though we had a blast. We heckled on Trent. We had a good trip though, didn't we Oh yeah, we always had a good trip, especially to us Dustin. I gotta tell this story Kevin about Dustin. When we're getting ready to go out that night and Dustin says, hey, guys, I gotta make one phone call. And we're like what, and he's like, yeah, I gotta call my wife. I never told her I was coming. Oh my god, now what he has no idea? But Trent knows who Dustin is. She's still married, Kevin, you want to answer that, well, yes and no, he is still legally married. But I think they're not separated kind of thing. Yeah, huh yeah, yeah, she put over a lot. But can you imagine could you imagine him? Because you know how he is. He just goes. I never asked, were like what. He's like, Oh, she would have never let me come. Dude. That phone call was top ten all time of us listening in. You could didn't have to have a speakerphone. You could hear on the other end. What It was a blast, man. We had a good trip. We missed dust It was from a pay phone in Lopy. Oh gosh, that group, Holy cow, that group was a wild one for to say the least, we should have Dustin to do a second on the show. Oh my god, Dustin is one of those guys that you know, I might not see him for five years and I'll be in a grocery store. This has actually happened, and it's forty five minutes later, We're still in the same aisle and I am laughing in my tail off. That is the funniest dude. He can tell some stories, man, and they're all true. Every's you know some people will have a little bit of truth in their stories. Yeah, No, his are true from start to finish. And you think there's no way he had to embellish this. Nope, he's done it. He's lived at That is Dustin the man, the myth, the legend. I not to have him on we do if you think Kevin's segment is good, Holy cow, third best of the show. What are you gonna do this week? Anything? Any plans coming up? Uh? No, just getting me. I'll be going fishing next weekend, not this coming weekend, but forre next the last weekend and eight? Where are you going then? And nag see it? No I don't get invited. Huh interesting he' gonna go fishing anyway? What do you mean I used to go fishing. I just had this conversation with Brian. If you don't ask, it can never be yes. It's always gonna be no. If you ask, there's a chance I might do something correct. Right, But Brian, just see it. I used to go fishing because I don't get asked anymore. Who are you going with? Who? Who are your compadres? Uh? Your Mama, Ray, Me, Dustin and Dal. This is the first I've heard of this. Yeah, yeah, about going back to relate? Did you act going to where? Go back to where we were just discussing? Did you act you didn't ask? I don't invite myself on your trips. Why not? I don't know. I didn't know you were going to next hip with Mom and Ray. Poor old Ray, he's gonna have a blast. He rides me carry to go out to eat for breakfast. Oh yeah, we ride down the strip watching all the girls. I mean, he loves and I might be in on this trip. A little joke. Where are y'all in a house? Or are you staying at the now Hotel? Oh? Yeah, it's a neat little place. Man. I've never stayed there, but Mom tells me that's where y'all stay, and I've drove by it. It is a neat little place, and your mom sure makes out with her kids. Take mom mom's at the beach, would you say seven eight times a year? Kevin, mm hmm, Yeah. I guess Tammy takes her too sometimes. Now what kind of sister y'all got? Mom's down there? Birthday long ago? Oh yeah, birthday was the other day. I wishtra happy birthday. That you did. I did Reminder of the Ground round pat Love the ground ring. Oh yeah, I did that night. Oh my god, what is he talking about? I don't know. Let's not even remotely go down that freaking road, Trent, especially with his track record. What in the world are you trying to say on national TV? I mean radio? Just ask Tammy when you are with her alone? That makes everything. It's Kevin, I talked to your sister. Oh gosh, Mom's down there this weekend. You know that for this week? I should say, Yeah, she's chilling with the fam. But why did you quiet? I don't know. So when do y'all need to go to the beach again? Next week? Kid? The week after this coming weekend? Is it just a weekend trip? Yeah, just going just a little quick weekend. Ah, you're going? Are you in dusting in, uh Dylan going out on a boat. No, I normally go every in the spring, right at the end of May. No I go out fishing on them part. What five mile Bridge? Is that the pier that you told me you've always caught a fish at, And you took us there and we didn't catch a fish that pier well because you was there right the chiller. Oh gosh. He took us to this gas station for lunch. It's called Whites. It was in the middle of COVID when they had on there. You couldn't go to a gathering where you could have a picnic to stay at home. Yes, some kind of massed over him. Looked like a belly dancer would That's not No, that's not true. I'm not all stood around there, just like those little seals, like they all there following the little shepherd man. First of all these man and I'm just thinking to myself, I'm like, what are y'all doing? Like they've been watching too much TV. I guess they had five, six, seven, eight, nine shots boomsters and none of this, none of it the facts are you said, I'm gonna take you all fishing. I've talked to the locals. I'm gonna take you to the pier that I always fish off of. I never not caught a fish on this pier. Now, we were supposed to eat first, so the restaurant we went to was closed. Trent, Trent, he stopped. No, no, no, let me stop you one time. Because Trent needs to know this, so does Woodie. Ryan fails to give you the whole trin, the whole fact, so he doesn't tell you. I'm just like the story. Then today, what is it? It's Thanksgiving Day? But listen, it was your trip. You should have followed that I find somebody that was open, and you got fed. Yes it was. It was a place called Whities. That is the name of it. Right. Oh boy, dude, we go inside. Now, Kevin, you have to admit that was the meanest woman you've ever met in your lifetime. Fed she got We got fed because Ashley had had enough and that woman got scared of my wife. That's why we got fed. And Trent, you know what look I'm talking about. She gave that woman a look because she was mean to everybody, and Ashley had just had enough and that woman shut up quick. You asked for fries. Oh my God, I'm telling you it was not a pretty sight. And when she came over there, she went to She goes, I don't know what people got, and Ashley goes, give me the dath and I was like, oh, you piste off mama. Now, but yes, we did get fed and we this This is how my wife works. She gave a tip, but not to that woman. She gave it to the cook in the back. Now is that a lie? Kevin? That probably changed their lives. He's still there. Then we went fishing and didn't get you. So now it was fun. It was fun. Kevin rode a bike, came back soaking. I think my favorite Kevin hatter A story is where he decided to get a boat and go on an island and spend the night and cook and eat whatever he caught. Can survivor who does that? Yeah, naked and afraid. Naked and afraid. You only live once. And it's true, but you ain't never done that before. We gotta leave on that note, because you're an idiot. Did you hear what he just said? You said you only live once? And he said, uh uh. Easter and so they taught me that. I went to church Sunday church. Terrible. He's a CME, isn't he? He's something? He is a Are you a CMME? True? What is that? Christmas Mother Day? Easter? Christmas Mother Day? No? No, I go to church. I won't say containly, but I go decent amount. You're a beer? A beer? What you have ab s ars the sears of the CMEs? The Christmas Mother Day Easters, the beers show up. You have a seat, but it's not saved like people know. You sit in that vicinity, but it's not your seat. The a's If you sit down, the other people go, Betty sits there, get up? Those are the a's. Grner, loud, very man, I thinks louder than I remember before. All right, Kevin, we got a roll. Do you have a word of the day that sounds like the movie in the beginning of Rocket when the train's going up and down. Word of the day. He's got stuff he wants to get to word of the day. Trench last name Warner, Warner wording day is Warner? Okay, yeah, Trient's last name. Trick ode up for the show tonight and brought Marty with him, and of course she had a big old black guy and Brian's like, God, Trick, what in the world happened? He's like, Brian, I have done told her time and time again when I'm watching basketball, don't interrupt me. I mean I tried to Warner. He did say black eye, right, not a black guy. I was pretty sly she didn't the black guy. Is that what he said? You tried to Warner? So this episode domestic assault. This episode has been full of everything, making fun of the Asians of the Asian community, slanting your coverage. You want to hear an under reported story? Sure, Christy Claude, Chris Clark, So I need to have Christy on the show. All right? So she got her contract. Have you guys ever heard of apparently the most corrupt mayor is in Illinois? Oh? Yes, this lady is a freak. She's in Dalton, Illinois. And I didn't realize she was that attractive. I mean, she's an attractive She's been able to hoodwinkle the whole town. Somehow, some way, she was able to get herself a six figure salary, create lavish trips, and pay for her hair and make up with taxpayer money. So, if you're a Dulton, Illinois, isn't that enough to fire. Of course they have to do an investigation. Have you heard who they've hired? No, who're You're a girl? Lori Lightfoot? Oh my god, that is useless. She I didn't know. I don't know she an attorney or whatever. But they are willing to pay Lori Lightfoot four hundred dollars an hour. There we get to investigate this. And you should have seen the council clap when she came there to accept the job. They like clapp and I was looking at I was like, well the mayor should have been part of council and I didn't see her sitting there. Isn't that enough? Trent? Yes, they are repoeing police vehicles because they can't pay their bills. No way, And you're paying someone four hundred dollars an hour to get rid of a mayor who is paying someone to do her hair and makeup Massachusetts. This goes back to another one. So in Massachusetts they have I think they said, three hospitals who are no longer reporting. Then you say it was something earlier about crime. If you don't fall a crime, then the crime rate has fallen if you don't report it. Yes, Okay, here's another one. So three hospitals in Massachusetts are no longer reporting about babies being born with drugs in their system. So what they did before was if a baby was thought to have a drug overdose, they tested it and if the baby had drugs, they would report it to social services. Right. It was called neglect, a neglectful parenting, a neglectful parent. They quit doing it. They're not gonna report it anymore, of course not. Do you know why, because we want to legalize drugs. Probably that would be a better thought. It was because the numbers were swayed towards the African American of the black babies. Because the numbers were so swayed, it must be racist that they would do this, So they quit. They're just gonna quit reporting them. If for highways racist, surely this is racist. It's you just we can't even function as a society anymore like the norms, which this is it. Yeah, it's just I got a really cool thing for the end of the show. Good, we're at the end of the show. Yeah, and Woody is probably going to enjoy this more than you, although I think you will dig this because I think you do this too. Can you dig it? Do you know how we say, where did that saying come from? Do you ever do that? Liken? I wonder that all the time, all the time. Okay, So I'm going to go through these things and we're about to find out why. Okay. But the reason I think Woody is going to love this, congratulations to what he for making it over two hundred thousand views for his cartoon. Oh yes, amazing, we're at two hundred and eighteen thousand. Yep. Man. So this guy that I followed on TikTok, the reason I followed him on TikTok is because of this clip. This clip was like so cool, so I went in to see what his other clips were. He has more than two million views of this clip, and he said he didn't do anything different than anything else he did. Then. I don't know how he parleyed this into money, but apparently he did. And so so many people have seen this particular clip that his other videos have risen because of algorithms. Yes, because people like his stuff that his other stuff, and so he has I think it was like two or three different tiktoks where he mentioned I don't know what I'm doing, it's just I had this one clip take off and I had no idea that it was going to take off like any other one, And then it was. It was interesting because when he said that it was at a million views, I went out and I look, he's now at two million of this particular play. Well, we'rebout to two. But I'm going to go through these things that if you wanted to listen the terms, here's the terms that we're going to learn from the term piss poor. Oh yeah, that's piss poor a pot to piss in. Yeah, you know have you ever heard that? Oh? Yeah, all right, We're gonna find out why we carry And I thought about this where because my daughter got married last year, came up with why we carry a bouquet of flowers? Do you know these things? By the way, No, I don't. Okay, this is intriguing. Should have been. This is why we carry a bouquet of flowers with us when we go to a wedding. Have you ever throw the baby out with the bathwater? That's something that older people say, Yeah, we don't, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater? Who does that? Like? But I've heard people say that raining cats and dogs? Yep, do you know what that one is? Why you know, I don't know. I don't know why to any of these Okay, I heard them, Okay, cool, I'm just about to find out if you listen, quit yelling the term threshold, like we build a threshold. Why it's called a threshold? Any idea? Nope? All right, well you're about to find out saying this, but I think you're lying to me. Bring home the bacon. Oh yeah, it's cost too much. Now chew the fat. Graveyard shift, Yeah, Kevin's listening. And Saved by the Bell. Do you know what either of those two are that they're joined together? Yeah, Saved by the Bill was a or not a cartoon, but Sunday Saturdays. Yeah, that was great. And then the one girl ended up being a porn star or something. Yeah, Tiffany and Amber Elizabeth girls, yeah, one of the Yeah, yeah, she's I haven't seen the movie. I'm just saying she should do like I've seen it, like over the gill oscar winning, I give her four pinocchi. And I think these sayings are from I think these things are from the fifteenth century. I think he says, but this is how long it's carried on the fourteen hundreds We've been you know, six hundred years, were still saying these things. Yeah, I always wonder that about places. Yeah, you know musto, like how did it get its name? You know, stuff like that. I always wanted somebody's feet stink must All right, are you going to tell me where these stuff comes from? Hey? Got listen at your show? I'm listening. Well, how we got to have the shop active? Oh you're telling me you're going to play the clip at the end of the show. Yes, that's what this clip is. Gotcha listen. Did anybody not understand what I was doing? Was Emma? She said, no, clue you weren't listening, but she's listening what he did? Were you able to hang on to that? How was that? Yeah? Uninteresting? No, No, I hung on every word. Of course you did. You don't have a pot to piss in. I'm about to find out why. All right, have a good week. Everybody say you next week? History, one on one. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, So families used to all pee in a pot and then once a day it was taken and sold to the tannery. If you had to do this to survive, you were piss poor. But worse than that were the really poor folks who couldn't even afford to buy a pot. They didn't have a pot to piss in. And we're the lowest of the low. The next time you or washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the fifteen hundreds. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. Since they were starting to smell, however, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor, hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women, and finally the children, last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it, hence the saying don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Houses had thatched roofs thick straw piled high with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals mice, bugs lived in the roof. When it rained, it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof, resulting in the idiom its raining cats and dogs. There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom, where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Therefore, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence. The floor was dirt, only the wealthy had something other than dirt, leading folks to coin the phrase dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh straw on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway, subsequently creating a threshold. In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while, and thus the rhyme pease porridge, hot pease porridge, cold pease, porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat. Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next four hundre ndred years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top or the upper crust. Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey the combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up, creating the custom of holding awake. England is old and small, and the local folks started running out of places to bury people, so they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone house and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, one out of twenty five coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside, and they realized they had been burying people away. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground, and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night the graveyard shift to listen for the bell. Thus someone could be saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer. And that's the truth
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