This is Life, Liberty, Happiness with Brian Schley and Trent Warner. Real talk, real freedom. All right, everybody, welcome to another episode of Life, Liberty, Happiness. We are back live. In the beautiful, wonderful Counts Realty and Auction Towers in Bedford, Virginia. Thanks to Counts Realty and Auction for sponsoring our show. Do you ever talk to Billy? Didn't know I could talk to him when I was introduced. Oh, sorry. Trent Warner in the studio. Yep. Howdy. There you go. And Emma pushing buttons. Hello. Emma. Brian. Man, what a wonderful job you did last week. Really did. Yeah. Okay. Like two second of a backstory. I get a call 9 a.m. on Wednesday, right as a podcast is starting. And it's like, can you create a best of? I don't know what that is. Okay. So I'm like, yeah, I can do it. Didn't grow up in the 90s. No. I'm learning. 80s. It took so long to put, I mean, I had it ready by the next day, but he was like, ideally it needs to be done by the time of the show. And I was like, I know, but I worked for five hours on Wednesday to try to get done because we had podcasts. And then I was like, you know, let's be creative because I'm just flying off the seat of my. No, I thought it was perfect. And then it comes out with this and you're like, that's not what I asked for, which is fine because I didn't know. But then I created that masterpiece. No, it turned out wonderful. People seem to be liking it. Oh, yes. The views were amazing. It was skyrocketed. Yeah. Is that what you were expecting, Trent? Did you know I was creating anything? He told me you were doing a best of. And I didn't know how you would find. How you would choose whatever best of. But I'm telling you, I laughed so hard on my way down. Okay, good. And then I played it for my mom, and she held her ribs laughing. Aw. It was really good. Yay. Well, it took a while, because I went through your past, like, ten episodes. Yeah. And I, like, have to transcribe it and then put it into AI, and then it gives me timestamps, and then I go find it and clip it in. That's why it took longer. It was supposed to be done Wednesday. No, I mean, the good part is... And I know I tend to be a jerk behind the scenes, but it. Gets, look at the creativity. That now you could do that in an hour, maybe two. An hour? Sure, pushy. Maybe give me a little bit more then. But I'm telling you, the opening credit that she did and the credit she wrote at the end made me. Cackle out loud. Because I was like, how do I start it without just being like an intro, you know? No, I thought it was perfect. And easily creative. Next time you need to ask before you use my seat. Technically was not your chair. So I used the other chair. Well, that was a hit. All right. Again, thank you to Counts Realty and Auction for sponsoring the show. Make sure you visit countsauctions.com where buying and selling is fun. Auctions. Got one coming up, I believe. We'll talk about that a little later in the show. I guess I better open the app. Did you open the app? No. By the way, you can. Go download the app. Stay connected with all the... How's the car coming? With all the auctions. The car that you bought on the accounts. It's down at Don's. Down in Raleigh. And he is cleaning it up and it doesn't even look like the same ride. Oh, wow. It looks fantastic. Yeah. That's awesome. Looks like something you'd see in a movie. All right. Moving on. Backwards and forwards. Ew, I. Hate that. What in the hell? I was doing my voice like it was going backwards. No, no, no, no, no. All right. Okay. South Boston. Yeah. Was this weekend. Oh, yeah. We had the Cars Tour. I guess I can give a shout out after your weekend. Yeah, we had a cars tour. Okay. So your brother and I and our lovely wives, my daughter, went to South Boston camping for the weekend. Sweet. Yeah. Had a really good time. Saturday, went to breakfast at a little place called Southern Plenty. It's kind of a frou-frou breakfast. How did you? Oh, yeah, yeah. I forget you don't have the motor home. You got the fifth wheel, so you could just take off in the truck. Yeah. That's nice. We've eaten there before, so they have amazing French toast, but their other breakfast stuff is just different. It's not your typical. Now, is that where DW would go with his, with, oh, no, no, I'm sorry, a whole different city. Yeah, we're in South. South Boston, not Martinsville. So I look over my shoulder and there's Ward Burton and his dad, which I had no idea that his dad was still living. But. He's having breakfast with his father, and it looks like his grandson, which I'm assuming is probably Jibbs. But anyway, he leaves. And, dude, it wasn't two minutes after he leaves. In walks in Tommy Baldwin. Oh, okay. His old crew chief. You talk about him a lot. Yeah, and he's great on the podcast he has. So you know how I am. I don't bother people in public. I don't like that. Did he come to you and ask you about your podcast? No, he did not. But your brother is a salesman, right? Just go talk to him. I'm just like, no. So when we leave, I did give him a card. And I told him how much I thought he was the only sane person on his program. I'd love to talk to him if he ever wanted to be on the show. And he's a nice guy. I mean, he wasn't a jerk. But he's dead to me now because I watched his show yesterday and he never mentioned my name. So goodbye. And that might have been taped earlier. No, it was yesterday because I had to hear about how one of them flew in from Phoenix. Okay. But anyway, it was neat to see that because when I ended up watching his show last night, something I never knew. Dude, South Boston is legendary. Like, it's in our backyard. And I don't think people realize this. Last night they had Jimmy Johnson in the studio. Okay. And Tommy Baldwin... was one of the first to know Jimmy. And he told a funny story. But he asked Jimmy, how did he get started? Jimmy was a motocross guy. Yeah. He was an asphalt driver. California? Yeah. So he came here, and his first ever start in an asphalt car was a late model at South Boston Speedway. No kidding. That's cool. Freaking seven-time champions. And his first ever drive is South Boston. Oh. Like, I just, the legends that have come from that track are amazing. Yeah, that's cool. And, I mean, it's just, it's. Wow, it's a racing. It's incredible, Trent. I mean, it was a phenomenal night of racing. Yeah. It really was. We had a little episode camping. Now, did Kevin Harvick's son? Yeah, Keelan was in it. How did he do? He qualified really well third, and then he dropped back. I think he ended up finishing like 11th. Okay. But still, I mean, this is an incredible field. Like, I think he said that 20 cars were within half a second. I mean, it's crazy. It's a lot of the same drivers from Martinsville. So, anyway, it was a really good weekend. But we... So after the race, your brother and I ended up watching the Phoenix race, Xfinity. So I'm watching it on the phone while he's got the MRN broadcast on. Okay. And so. Y'all didn't have your TV going? No, it's cold and we just got back and it dropped down to 38 degrees. I mean, it was cold. And so anyway, we go to bed three o'clock in the morning. My carbon monoxide detector alarm is off. Well, I'm freaking out. Like it's alarming? Yeah, it's going off, yes. And so being in construction, I know what that means. Let's get the hell out. So I'm, as my wife describes it, wallowing trying to get out of the bed. Meanwhile, she's done a backflip. and is sitting down by the carbon monoxide detector by the time I wallow her out of bed going, what do I do? What do I do? And I'm like, open the door first. A little fresh air. And so then I'm like, go wake up Reagan. And so she comes back and she's like, she's fine. I'm like, no, no, carbon monoxide is not. She's fine. Yeah, of course she's sleeping. Good thing she woke up. So we got out and got in the truck. I mean, this is 3 o'clock in the morning at 38. Did you cut the generator off? I did. I cut everything off. And then I remembered that I keep a carbon monoxide meter in my truck because we do a lot of work indoors where you got machines and stuff. So I keep one, especially down at B & W in Framatome. We have to have them. So I put it in, and it was high when I first walked in. And then within 30 minutes, it was gone. I don't know what caused it. That's the scary part. You may not remember this. You remember going off when we were in LSU and we went down to that trip? I don't. What is the beeping? I don't know. What does that mean? It's Woody in the Google chat, but I don't know how to turn it off. Oh, okay. That's fine. Why? What's going wrong? What? I forgot to do something. Not really. I didn't think it pertained to me, and apparently it does. I just did my own thing. Speaking of which, if you're listening live at LLH underscore podcast on YouTube, you can chat live during the show, and we will read your chats. Yeah, Tommy, if you're listening. Yeah. I don't think Tommy's the one you want to hear. He's kind of known as the badass. He doesn't bother me. But anyway, he had... Speaking of Tommy real quick, he had mentioned one of the funniest stories was he was crew chiefing for a car and Jimmy Johnson was in the race at Richmond. This was later on in his career. And they were a lap down and he needed to do the, what is it called? The wave around to get back on the lead lap. Oh, okay. Yeah. And Chad Knauss looks over at Tommy and says, how do we do this? And Tommy says, you go around. Like the free pass? Yeah, because they had, remember, Jimmy would never be allowed. They honestly didn't know how to get a lap back. That's funny. Tommy's like, yeah, I'm used to this, man. That's pretty good. Anyway, we had a good time, though. I was glad that episode didn't turn out horribly because I have read stories where it has not ended well with campers. So, thank God we had an alarm. Thank God it worked properly. I just got to figure out why it went off. I mean, I've convinced myself that it was cold temperatures, generator, heater, propane running, that the filter, because she did say she cleaned the air intake filter and it was full of dog air. So, I don't know. I don't know why it did it. So, anyway. I wish Woody would quit interrupting our show. Yeah, so what did you. First off, shout out, Pops, Jerry Warner. His birthday was yesterday. And today is a big day. Audrey went back to work after the baby. Oh, that is a big day. Yeah. So Papa Sarge had his birthday and Audrey's back to work. Last weekend, I left... The reason we had to do a best of is I couldn't do the show, and apparently when I can't do the show, you can't do the show. That's what Chris Lack says. I look for the chance to have a free night. We did a long weekend and went to Beaufort to the condo, took my mom down there, and my college roommate, Warren, brought his mom down there, and they've known each other for 30-plus years because of college, but they had never met, which was really crazy to me. Wow. So they met and we had such a good time Monday, Tuesday. I mean, just thinking about all the seafood restaurants down there. It's like I'm salivating now just thinking about it. It was so good. So the places we were going. Saturday was kind of a bummer because of what you said. It was cold. It was rainy. But I'll take four great days that we were there and have one bad day was fine. But yeah, it was fun. Good time. And then we came back and This weekend, we have a Roanoke College tailgate. I haven't done that. Oh, wow. For Finn. Who are they playing? Avery. So, I. Was looking at something the other day. There is a new podcast that is out with Sean Ryan. Remember how I've watched that a lot? Sean Ryan podcast? Mm-hmm. All right, so he's got someone on there, and I don't know it, so I want to go watch it. But he's talking about this guy, McAfee. So it's the guy that, do you know anything about? Oh, you're talking about the security guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. You've seen or heard of this? I've seen the interview, and I watched the documentary. Oh, you did? He's crazy. All right, do you know where he went to college? McAfee? Yeah. The actual virus? Yes. Rono College. Oh, is that right? It floored me when I looked it up. I didn't know that. And it wasn't like one of those, he got a degree there and then went and got a degree at Harvard. No, that's where his degree is. No kidding. And he's dead, right? Yeah. From suicide? Yes. A parent. Yeah, yeah. I know the interviewee that he's interviewing. It was like some crazy stories that he had. Yeah. So I just, I want to watch that. But it made me look him up. And when I looked it up, it said Rono College. And I was like, holy cow. That was one weird cat. Like you just never know some of these geniuses out here, where they come from. Maybe Finn. That could be. Anyway, we're going to tailgate there this weekend. Nice. I actually did something last weekend. What did you do? I went down to Clemson and visited my sister. Oh, nice. And we had a grand time. Went downtown. This is grand. I like grand. You got a grand old time. We did. We went down. I use grand a lot. There was a 12 o'clock game. So we went down to the bars beforehand, got $ 1 mimosas. Nice. They actually didn't use like garbage. I know. And then went to another bar, went to the game. They played like Charleston Southern. Oh, yeah. It was a blowout. Yes. Good for you. Good crowd. Yes. Because it was the military game. It was actually really nice. Oh. They gave someone, one of the workers there, I guess, was in the military, and they gave him a service dog. It was really sweet. And that's their purple out game. The one time a year. I didn't know they did that. The only two games I've been to, both have been military. So every time, though, they wear their purple jerseys, and it's a purple out. So what's Death Valley 2.0 look like? Great. It's great. Tigers, yellow, purple. I've never been to Clemson. So I don't know. Is it a nice stadium? Yeah. Yeah. It is. And they do the whole running down the hill. That's really cool. And it's really cool because it is what I love about schools that have the stadium on campus. It makes such a difference. It was. So Sarah's dorm was right across the street. Oh, she got one of those. Her freshman year. And she didn't have to leave her dorm because it was on the side of the Jumbotron. Like she didn't have to leave her dorm to go watch games. That's awesome. Now she said they'd never turned the lights off though. That was the best. That's a great. Point trent what which ones don't aren't on campus. Oh like nc state you have to drive 20 minutes oh yeah that's right it's south carolina you have to drive no i actually i could be wrong someone tells me sec all of them are on their campus but i could be wrong on that i don't know but cooking there are plenty of schools that don't have their like uh i think university of miami you have to drive an hour to get to this oh yeah i could see that so yeah Oh, nice. Look at you. Mm-hmm. That does look like a grand time. It was. I really like a military time. Nice. It's very grand. Because they go through all the different branches and everything. Cool. And people stand and fireworks. Was there anyone there that is in the Space Force? Yeah. Mm-hmm. A lot, actually. Yeah. Cool. It was very dandy. Dandy. Jim Dandy. She's an old soul. That's right. It's like Brian today texted me, I see you didn't come across my threshold. I was like, what are you, 80? Who says that anymore? You know what it means. All right, moving on. Next week. Yeah. This weekend, I should say. Yeah, I was going around at College Tailgate, and you are? I don't think I'm doing, oh, yeah, Liberty High School is hosting a little preseason basketball tournament. Oh, okay. So I'm going to go watch that. They played last weekend. I think they beat Harrisonburg or something. And then lost by two to Fleming. Fleming's usually pretty good. Yeah, that's what I said. It'll be fun to watch basketball this year. Okay. That's coming around the corner. Speaking of that, before we get to sports, did you notice there was a basketball game last night? We've got a lot between now and sports. No, I'm saying before we get to sports, did you notice that they were playing basketball last night? UConn? UConn, Michigan? Like college? I thought November was supposed to be the madness. Duke and Tennessee played last night. That's lame. You don't want to bring that up. That was not. Too early. Anyway, moving on. Moving on. This day in history. This day in history. In 2021, you might remember this. This should have been one of our stories of what really happened. After that Mount Rushmore things we still want to know, I thought of 10 things that I could have brought up. Well, this one was in 2021. Haley Hitchens. She was shot and killed by Alec Baldwin. Oh, he's such a nice guy. On site. Remember that? On set of the film? Yep. Baldwin was charged later with involuntary manslaughter. Yeah. Then the charges were suddenly dropped. I'll be damned. But then a grand jury indicted him. And then the judge dropped the charges. Wow. So he got off scot-free. Meanwhile, this lady Gutierrez Reed was charged and found guilty. of mishandling the gun, even though she was not the one possessed the gun when it went off. You know, I don't know how I feel about that. I don't either. How many times in a, in a movie set is somebody actually checking to see if the, if the actor is actually checking the gun. Sure. No, I don't disagree with that. What I disagree with is his claiming of what happened when he said that it just went off when it was the hammer that had to be pulled. They said something about his finger and it's just, it's just too odd. Like an accident can happen. But, I told Brad this. Somehow we got on a discussion of dreams, which I usually don't do, but he and I talked about things we can't do in our dreams. I can't pull the trigger in a dream. Like if I'm hunting, it'll be the biggest damn buck, and I'm just squeezing. I can't pull the damn trigger. I can never pull the trigger on something. Or a naked lady goes by just as you're about to pull the trigger. What? How is that supposed to be? Not relevant. I don't think I'm going to kill a woman. Dreams. You don't ever dream of going to school naked or something like that. No, I do have that one, but that's a little different. I'm trying to kill some woman. In the middle of hunting. I do think it's absurd that you can't control your own dreams. You got your own brain. Why can't I just be on a beach with that lady you're talking about? You know? Instead, I got some damn coyote that's always trying to chase me and come up my leg, and I'm trying to kick it. Marty's screaming, hey, stop. Trying to kick the hell out of this coyote. Oh, me. Yeah. All right. Oh, history. Mm-hmm. Dude, I am fascinated by space. I don't know what it is about it in the history of space. The things that I don't know, and I'm 55 years old. Okay, 1975, the Venera 9 by the Ruskies landed on Venus. Mm-hmm. I didn't even know we ever had anything shot at Venus. Me neither. So do you know why they call it Venera 9? Why they use Venera? It's Russian for Venus. Like, I hate when I look up something that just seems so damn. It was like, damn, okay. And do you know why they chose Venus to shoot at? Because we had telescopes good enough to see. I did some really riveting research on this. We had telescopes good enough to see that Mars didn't have any life. That is boring. There was nothing there. Oh, but Venus. But we couldn't see through the clouds of Venus. Ah. So we wanted to know what was underneath the clouds. So the Ruskies kept shooting satellites at it. Ah. So number nine was the first one that made it that could send an image back. Do we know what was on it? It is volcanic rock. Ah. Like nasty and i said hey did america so you know how it says ask anything after google tells you something i said did u.s ever make it and it said the u.s japan and uh united or uh europe has made it to venus venus yeah and we've made it to the sun did you know we sent something to the sun i thought it'd been too hot 2024 well i mean obviously it was but we were within We were within like 600,000 miles of the sun with this thing. I assume it melted, but I meant to look that up and didn't. You assume they could have used the same camera that they caught the nuclear explosions with that they kept showing us the camera footage of. Oh, yeah. Like, how did it make it through that? So, oh, one thing. Factoid's about Venus. Yes. Factoid's about Venus. The reason it took them nine times. The first. Five or so that actually made it didn't make it to the surface because the atmosphere is so dense. It's like going 3,000 feet into water. Yeah. That's how dense the atmosphere is of Venus. Pressure. Yeah. So it just collapsed to whatever was there. Global warming. And then the surface is 900 degrees Fahrenheit. Huh. All kinds of facts I got. Factoids. Factoids. Of Venus. Venera. Yeah. Venera. Venera. Venereal. All right. Drama. We're really struggling. Well, I turned the sound off because of Woody's beeping. There we go. Woody strikes again. Because of the beeping. And I guess you can't play things. Good Lord. Just come on, man. Wait a minute. We do this every week. Why now? We should read his. pops his oh yeah read what he just said you're fired well actually it. Is because i forgot to do well i haven't been doing something oh we're not really i just do my own thing until i'm told otherwise. So woody can't you pick a more appropriate time like he said. He's firing me and he hates me and he. Wants me gone tomorrow oh we'll hire you thanks yeah we'll start our own studio media squat that's right Leave, buddy. I'm just kidding, buddy. Media squat. And then I'll do like the female Bigfoot. Yeah, that'd be good. Rivals. We'll put him out of business in a month. I'm planning too much of this. Not if it's a female. Too far. I said that for your mom. All right. Drama. Mobland. You're waiting, right? Everybody is telling me how good it is. But you're waiting. Yeah, you got to tell me when it gets to the last one. Two to the last. It is good. I ain't going to lie. Can't wait. There are parts of it that I wish they would just stop. I don't mind a shoot them up, bang them, whatever. But when it's over the top, like cutting somebody up and you get blood and you're just walking through. It's just stupid. A little rough. Because of the gore or because it's just far-fetched? It's just far-fetched. I mean, nobody's coming out of a barn with blood from head to toe and singing the opera. Okay. You know what I'm saying? Who's doing that? Pierce Brosnan. Exactly. So. Yep. Anyway, Tulsa King is back. I tried that one. I couldn't get it. I don't know that I'm going to watch this year. I can't get past Rocky. Yeah. Adrian. He is still, I don't know. He's still a selling point. I'm probably going to watch it. I want some recommendations. I've been watching this show, Small Town Murders. And while it's a good show, same old, same old. Dude, it's so obvious. It's the police chief, nice guy, hooking up with a nice young woman who is a librarian in Portland. Oregon or outside of Portland, Oregon. So you've got to have the lesbian couple. And then the, uh, Lieutenant was an Asian, but now she has moved on to police, another police department, which means she's out of the show. And now they brought in a black female, uh, It's like they literally are checking every box to make sure. I know. And I'm just like, I like the show, but why do you have to keep putting the plots in? Did you know that in Hollywood, you can't be even nominated for an Oscar if you don't check off the actual boxes? Oh, my gosh. You won't even get nominated. Well, we've got a great teaser coming later on. Oh, we do? Yeah, of a clip of the secret Hollywood. Okay. That I didn't know existed either until I saw this clip. Okay. I think you'll like it. When are we doing it? Later on. Before I have at it? Yeah. Okay. I've got a lot of stuff to cover today. Okay. Moving on. No, wait. I've got drama. You said you wanted a recommendation. I've got one for you. I know. He's finally watched something. I know. I finally got into something. So, The Widower, Till Death Do Us Part. Okay. Four out of six wives dead. What? Yeah. Four out of six wives dead. Oh, my God. All six having life insurance policies. Come on. No, no, I promise you. And this dude is such, you know how you have a villain that thinks he's smarter than everybody else? Yeah. So Dateline, like one of those shows, followed this guy. And he became enamored that Dateline is following him. So he thinks he's like smarter than everybody else. And he keeps winning his court cases. And you just get angrier and angrier. And it was back in the day, like, first off, in today's world, hopefully women do a little research before they start dating this mullet head. They don't. Well, these ladies weren't either, and they were getting killed. And somehow he would make it. So it's definitely worth watching. I think it's only one episode. I mean, I think, like, it's one documentary, one movie. Let's not forget that you had a guy literally shoot a CEO in the back of the head. Yeah. Look at his mullet. Yeah. Broad daylight and yet you have women oh yeah protesting on his behalf. Yeah i mean so no yeah so definitely watch the it'll it's definitely worth to watch all right it'll make you angry cool yep. All right moving on all right. Legacy acting media entertainment okay sounds lame It is. ABC News. ABC. Macron blasts stupid, quote, claims by Trump others blaming Muslim migrants for riots. Are they rioting in France? No. We just put some turn our blind eye to that. What's so funny is you are going to call him stupid while your cities are burning. Yeah. And you're doing nothing about it. Let them eat cake. Oh, what was that from? Marie Antoinette. Oh, let them eat cake then. Yeah. Your city's burning, but you really don't have a care. Yeah. Who was playing the fiddle? Nero. Yeah. Yeah. How'd that work out? All right, NBC News. Just like Johnny. Russia frees retired American teacher as U.S. envoy meets with officials. Another hostage. Again, I didn't even know we had. Lesbian American teacher? Mm-mm. This is an old guy. Oh. I was thinking Brittany Cranor. No, this is a really cool guy. So good for Trump for getting him free. Another negotiation? Yeah. Well done. CBS News. Federal agents knock on doors to track down possible non-citizen voters ahead of midterms. Oh, my God. The article is laughable because they're saying, which is true, there are federal agents knocking on doors looking for people who have voted in prior elections, which, by the way. Is a felony. Yeah. They always leave that term out. These federal agents are just knocking on people's door. Yeah. Like they're going door to door. That is a felony. Yeah. So second of all, it says election experts disagree that over 250,000 non-citizens have voted in past elections. Experts. Who's the experts that you keep quoting? Yeah. The same ones that are doing the polls. The same ones that are getting people to sign up that are illegal. Which, by the way, I don't know if I brought it in and have at it this time. I don't think I did. But I'm starting to get more and more vibes. The Dems are getting a little worried about whatever polling that they're getting. I got a little story coming up on that. Good. Yeah. That's why we're a team. And who are these experts? We don't know. But do you remember, Carmelo, saying that the Russians had hacked everything? Yeah. Our elections and voted in our elections. Yeah. Wouldn't that be non-citizens? Yeah. But yet suddenly these experts say that doesn't happen. Didn't. By the way, I like that the news gets out a little bit. Yeah. About DEI or what's our ICE agents being at polling places. Maybe they'll just stay away. Exactly. Yeah. Maybe we'll see these elections actually be fair one of these days. Would be nice. I think we'll be able to count them. Count votes in time. That would be nice. Yeah. It really would be nice. So that is your lame headlines. Moving on to our TikTok shout out this week. My TikTok shout out is one of my... This girl cracks me up. Have you seen her? Her name is Erin Wexler. I don't know. She's a conservative comedian. Okay. And dude, she goes to Boston... to la and just trashes. Do you know that guy bankus the big giant guy bankus i gotta send you clips of him he's really really good well. This cat just cracks me up so this is a conservative comedian and you can see her at at aaron wexler so it's a r y n e w e x l e r official and she has 77 followers 77 000 77 000 sorry no yeah go ahead cut one. Where I'm from in New York, there are a lot of ugly women. Feminists. I grew up with these women. They're always like, I'm a strong, independent woman. She like pays her own bills and just takes care of things on her own. You know what we call a man who does that? He's just a guy. These women, they're so funny. They're all about female empowerment. I learned this recently. Did you know that the top five wealthiest women in the world got their money from divorce settlements? It's genius, actually. What am I doing working this hard? No, but it's true. They take the money that their husbands earned through capitalism and they funnel it through these crazy socialist causes. They always have to come up with new problems. You know, like the anti-gravity foundation because it keeps minorities down or something. It's like, isn't that. Isn't that the point? LAUGHTER She's pretty good, man. That's good. I'll have to check out old Aaron. Aaron Wexler. Aaron. That is our TikTok shout-out, and our TikTok shout-out is sponsored by State Farm. Need insurance in Bedford? I'm David Honaker, your local State Farm agent. Whether it's home, auto, or life insurance, we've got you covered with personalized service and great rates. Let us help you protect what matters most with the reliability and trust of State Farm. Call us today at 540-586-7000. 8194 or visit our office that is conveniently located at 1232 East Lynchburg Salem Turnpike in Bedford right beside the Walmart we are your go-to State Farm agent like a good neighbor State Farm is there call us. Today it's time for sports Before we get into sports. Oh, boy. Here we go. Somebody was listening live. Okay. And they texted in. Is it. Carly Baldwin? No. I don't want to hear it. We've got another shout-out to give. Oh, good. Jeff Rupert is with Julie Rupert. She won the Wedding Event Planner of the Year. Oh, nice. And tonight they're having the Lynchburg Award Show. Oh, nice. So shout-out to them. If you need a wedding, call Julie Rupert Events. Nice. Did that. Back to sports. I don't see these comments. I think it was a private one. It was through our YouTube. Yeah. But we didn't have any chats yet. If you would like to live chat at LLH underscore podcast. My show. Why did you just turn the phone sideways? Hoping it would bring up some. You struggle. You're still struggling. Yeah, when it comes to technology, dude, I'm not the guy. That's right. So congratulations to them. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Oh. Although WVU football is struggling right now. Don't talk about it. All right. Last week. Yeah. I would consider that as the upset Saturday, wouldn't you? Probably one of the best that I can recall ever. Yeah. I mean, honestly, I didn't see Tennessee pulling that upset off. I just thought Alabama would rebound. Yeah. And they just, I don't know. Tennessee took it to them. That quarterback that you like must be the real deal. I mean, I didn't see the game. Well, I mean, so they switched quarterbacks two games ago. Oh, so he's not even a quarterback. This is a sophomore. Oh. Yeah. So did they bench the other one? Yeah, they benched him, but the other guy came in and did okay. But really, what I am impressed with, Heupel has just changed his offense to fit this kid Bishop as their running back. And they just kept running it down their throats. As well. And they could not stop them. So they had like a nine-minute drive. Good Lord. Yeah, it was good. Good for them. Really good game. Did they storm? I think I lost every bet. Yes. Yeah. They just had that whole cigar thing. Oh, yeah. When you beat Alabama, you got to light up a cigar to put it in their face. Yeah. It was interesting. I think I lost every game that I rooted for that weekend, except that one. Except that one. But I'll take that every weekend. Oh, yeah. Georgia, nobody saw that coming. No way. And when they tied it, you just knew, okay, now is when they're going to come win the game. And then that was a hell of a fumble by, what's his name, Stockton? What's their name? Gunner. Gunner. Yeah, and then Notre Dame goes down in the late game to BYU. What a freaking game that was. Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, that was so much back and forth. I was rooting for Notre Dame just because I love their coach. And then you find out the next day there was a second left on the clock, so you didn't know. That would have been nice to have had back. Sure. Yeah, it was a great game. Oh, at the same time, dude, talking about– Getting robbed. I literally cannot believe Florida State got robbed of two Hail Mary touchdowns. Yeah. That was horrible. That's ridiculous. Yeah, that almost makes you want to scratch your head and go. Come on. Yeah. Okay, we've got a number three ranked team. Yeah. The other two have lost, or I guess we didn't know Notre Dame was going to lose at that time. But still, there was something fishy right there. So, of course, I guess Miami's number one this week. I think so. Of course. Yeah, BYU's too. Mm-hmm. All right, so this week, well, let's see. Oh, with Texas losing back-to-back. Yeah. Does that– I mean, there's some weird stuff going on. Yeah. So, Sark, he's got to be on the hot seat, right? Definitely. He was on the hot seat before the year. And then this happens, and you almost got the feeling that he was kind of throwing– Manning under the bus. Did you get that feeling at all? Yes. And he probably should. All right. But if you're Manning, you stuck. with Sark. Yeah. When you could have transferred. I'm just wondering if he needs a change of scenery. Who? Manning. You know, one thing I think people don't think about enough, because it happens so much, we're just so used to it. Maybe the kid likes the school. Maybe he likes his friends. That's true. You know what I mean? We just keep thinking football, football, football. And yes. But still, he's got to be loving. He's probably the king at Texas. He is, but I'm sure he's getting ripped down. Yeah. I mean, I just got to thinking, because we were, Logan and I were just kind of chit-chatting about this situation of, he's been tied at the hip with Sark. He's never had a different coach. Oh. I'm not blaming it all on Sark. I'm just saying. There has been quarterbacks that have gone on to other places to become Heisman and then go number one in the draft. That's happened more times than not, believe it or not. So, I mean, he's got another year. Do you try it somewhere? Because I don't– I mean, is he a high draft pick now? No. No. Probably not. But you know what? Chris Simms– son of Phil Sims. I mean, he was okay. You know what I mean? Not all of them end up being great. Right. It doesn't mean, yeah. It doesn't mean he's a great, I don't see any greatness in his quarterback. He actually had a couple of games where he was accurate, but before that and after he's not been great. I don't disagree. So, I mean, if anybody needs to make a move, it might be Sarkeesian needs to make a move to get another Texas quarterback in there. So, yeah. Yeah. Save your job or save their, his reputation. I think I'm saving my job. Yeah. But if it's, If it's one thing I think we have found with Sark is maybe that his loyalty has got him in trouble. Yeah. Because before Manning, he was loyal to the other guy that really wasn't. Yeah. All that. I forgot what they were called. Edens? What was his name? Something like that. Anyway, so we'll see what happens to him because they get this week. I mean, they could easily lose three in a row. Who do they have this week? I thought I had it on here. Ole Miss. Oh, okay. Yeah. Welcome to the SEC. Yeah. All right, so this week, LSU is at Auburn. So that'll be a tough game. That's always one of my favorite games. I hope that's a 7 o'clock game. Yeah. It's nighttime. It's noon. Oh, noon? Noon. Ugh. Which means it's 11. No, it's probably still noon there. Are they at Auburn? Yeah. Of course. On the road. Again. Hmm. Is UT playing on the road this week? Let's see. They have had every game at home. They're at South Carolina. Oh, that's a tough game. One of those little trap games. Why wouldn't you play LSU-Auburn? I don't care if one team is not in the top 25. That should always be a night game. I wonder what the night– oh, I got it right here. Ole Miss, Texas probably. Let's see. I'm scrolling past 3.30, getting to 7.30. Ole Miss at Texas is the night game. Yep. And that's at Texas, I think. Vanderbilt at Kentucky is also. That's your night primetime game? Come on. Pitt and Miami should be interesting. Yeah. That could be fun. All right. Moving off of college football on to NASCAR. Yeah. We got Talladega coming up this week. Talladega. That is going to be crazy. Did we make picks last week? We did. Not, I don't think, in Phoenix. I don't think we did either. I did. Did I miss a week? Because I keep mine on FanDuel, so I can tell you what mine are. And I don't think they did well. I'll have to go back and look. We can skip a week. But Phoenix screwed everything up when it comes to the championship. Oh, that was crazy. If you're a NASCAR fan, it has made everything interesting. If you are a Kyle Larson fan, not so much. Yeah. He did not have anything. Like, it's one thing because you see the typical, all right, he didn't qualify well. They're getting the car right. Almost like they brought a car from Darlington to this track. Yeah, something was wrong, like big time. Yeah, he's only five points ahead of C. Bell. So what's crazy about it that I found out that I had no idea. You have seven drivers that have legitimate shots. Yeah. And so I looked it up. The worst of the seven. Is Redick, who is 56 points behind. Yeah. Do you know how many points he gained this weekend? 58. That's cool. So one weekend and he could easily be. In the league. Yeah. You know, well, he made 56 up on. Larson. Yeah. Correct. But there's six other drivers in front of him. Sure. But it's Talladega. Yeah. Right. Wipe out 20 cars. All six of those could be gone. Yeah. Yeah, Retta could literally win the last four like he started the year. Oh, exactly. Yeah. As much as I like him, when he gets out of the car. No, I can't. He's a jockey. He looks like Mario Brothers. He should be on a horse. Well, not to be rude, but facially, he looks identical to Chris Lacks. It's like Chris gets out of the car and just won the race. Yeah. So I had chosen Josh Berry, Chase Elliott. And Joey Logano for Phoenix. Man, I feel like I wrote them down. All right, so what do you love about Phoenix? I love that everybody takes a different line. There's eight cars going side by side. Some went flat. Some go up high. It's just really cool. So what if I tell you that they're thinking about ruining it? Please tell me they don't have to stay at the top of the line. Supposedly, it's being discussed to put turf... where they're cutting across the track. That's the cool part. Well, so here's the thing. It was a great, it was actually a good conversation, but they all agreed, including Jimmy Johnson, that they shouldn't change it. So the issue is apparently when you hit that, the G forces, and I swear to God, when he said it, I wanted to punch him. He said that NASCAR is studying the, um, What do they call the things you put in your mouth? Mouthpiece technology. They're studying the G-forces when they hit that. And it's dangerous to the drivers. But unless you stop them, they're going to continue to do it. And I'm like, for God's sake. And Jimmy said that. Jimmy's like, that's the part that we're loving. Like, do something maybe to fix it so it's not such a jolt. Put a mouth guard in? No. I mean, he's just saying, you know, fix it to where it's, you know, where one's flat, where the car didn't hit so hard. Fix that. But you got to keep letting them do seven wide. So that's the only good part about that race. If they didn't do that, it would just, there was a time where they weren't doing that. Correct. And that race was sucky. Somebody ended up doing it. Probably Kyle Larson. Yeah. Figured out he could cut it off and. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah. Cause you never know, even when you cut it off, whether or not you're going to be able to make it. Yeah. When you get down to that turn, that's what makes it great. I love it. So, and I never thought I'd say I love. Phoenix, but I know I've come around on it too. So, uh, but anyway, there'll be a Talladega and we'll pick a little later coming up when Talladega, if Caroline and Kevin calls, he's at the beach this week. Oh, so if he doesn't, I got plenty of money. The NFL. Yep. Um, It's, I mean, the storylines would be, I think the Rams are disappointing. Of course. And I think they were heavy favorites, weren't they? Yeah. Dallas continues to look stupid. Redskins do too, but did you have a lot of hope this year in Redskins? No. Well, I mean, see, that's the problem with Cowboy fans. They, for some reason... Like, how many years do you have to suck before you go, okay. I get it. My hope was last year when Jayden Daniels was coming off a great rookie season. And now we're just back to who we are. Right. Well, yeah. Dallas just sucks. So just looking at the standings right now, Casey's undefeated. Buffalo's 5-1. Yes. Sorry about your loss. Your one loss, Emma. Jacksonville 4-2. Cleveland 4-2. Yeah. Who could have guessed that? Yeah. New England, okay, they made the Super Bowl. Denver seems to have corrected it. Speaking of Pittsburgh's quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, Warren posted today, who's the only quarterback that's not afraid of blood clots in his heart? Aaron Rodgers? Yeah. Why? Because he didn't take the shot. Oh, God. Wow. Oh, man. So down at the bottom, let's see who's awful. Houston, I don't think anybody thought they were going to be two and four. Tennessee, everybody knew that. Miami. But the Chargers at 0-6. Yeah. And then the Vikings are undefeated. Who would have thought that? I didn't see that coming. I didn't know that until you just said that. Yeah, San Francisco's undefeated. Minnesota's undefeated. Carolina's 3-2. Giants 3-2. Green Bay's pretty good. Chicago's pretty good. Detroit's pretty good. good seattle's okay but down at the bottom nobody i don't i don't think anybody thought dallas is gonna be two and four it's awful washington's one and four tampa bay one and five but i guess if mayfield. Got hurt So the big story, I don't know, cause y'all aren't Dallas fans, but the big story in Dallas was after the home loss, Dak was going through the tunnel and a employee said embarrassing and was fired. Oh, did they fire him? Yes. And that dude, I'm sorry, Dak, you are not that you're that guy to get an employee fired. Really? What does that guy make? $ 20 an hour. If he's that lucky. Yeah, that sucks. I mean, that just makes, to me. I was thinking to myself. You know how finicky fans are. Yeah. You want to go to being booed and hated? Do something stupid like that. Yeah. I'm ready for them to ship him out. If they didn't fire him, do you think the guy resigns? Like the guy that sit it. Or do you think he just comes back and acts like nothing happened and just went back to work? Like if I was Jerry Jones, I don't know if I would fire the guy or not. I have questions. He shouldn't have. He should be firing the quarterback, who was awful. True. Still is. Dude, he was doing some awful interceptions, back foot type stuff. Exactly. Yeah. And I did. I forgot about the World Series. I'm glad you put that in there. Yeah. And the only reason I forgot is I was all excited because the Brewers. Yeah. But they did that like last week, and they've been sitting around waiting. So we've talked about this before. You sent me the trivia question. Who's never won a World Series? Yeah. Well, now you can strike somebody off the list for sure. Yep, because we've got two teams in the World Series that have never won a World Series. The entire country is rooting for the Brewers. Oh, they got to be. Yeah. I think so. And Emma. We can't wait to see Amy. I'm going to tell you this. When you watch the Brewers, I'm going to describe the words front row Amy. Oh, yeah. And next week I want you. Oh, so you know who it is? Yeah, you. Oh, I've done it in the past. Well, no, you've told me about her, but I've never seen. Okay. Watch the World Series. You'll know who I'm talking about. In Milwaukee. She's right behind the catcher. To me, what makes her fascinating, and I think you're going to disagree, but what makes her fascinating is that she keeps score. Why would I disagree with you? Because I would say there's another reason why people would fall. She's beyond belief. Oh, it's humble. She looks like that and keeps the book. Yes. And buys her own ticket. She's not a wealthy person's. Correct. And she's been there when there was no one there. Oh, yeah. She's been a diehard. This is not new. Let's hope she wears something bright yellow like she usually does. She was subdued to the couple games that I saw. Yeah, let's not tone it down, Amy. You're in the World Series. No, this is the World Series. It's time to win. You finally made it. You've got to win. And you're in the National League. You've got to rattle the pitchers for. The Rays. Definitely. The Rays can't win a World Series with that lame stadium. Ugh. It's the worst. Yeah. They're playing in the Yankees minor league stadium. Remember, their roof blew off. That still isn't fixed. So they're not even playing at Tampa? Well, I mean, they may be in Tampa, but because of spring training, all the teams have stadiums now in spring training. They're at the Yankees spring training. Stop. I'm sorry. That's what Warren told me this weekend. No. Okay. No, I'm just saying. I mean, that's... You're going to have a World Series at a spring training? I think it seats like 5,000. Come on. I swear, something crazy like this. If I'm wrong, I'm not going to trust my friends anymore. That's Tropicana, but that's... It says 2026. Curtain hung. Oh. Maybe it just doesn't have a roof now, because it does look like it doesn't have a roof. Do you think they took the roof off? It looks like it. Oh, well, maybe that's what threw us off. Click the picture. Yeah, because it seems like they're getting a new stadium by... Yeah, they just.... That's hilarious. I don't know. I have to pay attention. Okay, so a new stadium is going to be 31,000 in 2029. How many does this one seat? 31,000 is your stadium? That's pitiful. Golly. Move them to Charlotte. Good Lord. Yeah. The Charlotte Rays. Tell you what, though. They built their program kind of like Milwaukee. Pitching. Yeah. Yeah. And yet, here again, Aaron Boone keeps his job with the Yankees. Unbelievable. That dude has to know something on the daggone 25,000. You mean to tell me you're going to build a new stadium and you're only going to add 6,000 more seats? It says the upper deck is closed. Yeah. I'm telling you, man, they panned those shots, and it looked like a minor league stadium. I believed Warren. I bet you they were keeping it. You know, like the WNBA doesn't show you the sections that are empty. They black them out. We'll have to pay attention to that, Derm. Hey, I didn't put that on here, but you're right. The WNBA, by the way, is in their finals. Oh. Trash. You're really going to run out before the national anthem? No. Like, what are we doing? Yes. Both teams sprint to the locker room when it came on. I would change the channel. But how are we not? Okay, I tried to watch the first game of the WNBA Finals. For some reason, I was up last weekend. I was so jacked having fun at the condo. I couldn't get sleep, so I watched a WNBA game. It starts out with, who's the crazy lady? Angel Reese. Okay, Angel Reese starts going off at the official that the ball went out of bounds, and her teammate has to calm her down. It was all on her. Sure. But she's trying to get the replay. You know how they do the thing? Oh, yeah. And so her teammates calm down. It's in the first three minutes. She jacks a three up, air ball. Mm-hmm. Then they go down the court. Ball goes out of bounds. I know it's female referees, but I know what the WNBA is. The Golden State team throws the ball in. It goes into the backcourt. Anybody that watched basketball any time of their life know that you can go back on a throw in in the backcourt and pick it up and come. As soon as the girl picked it up, they called backcourt violation. Oh, my Lord. Yeah. And so Atlanta gets the ball, and the announcers aren't talking about it. Nobody's talking about it. So I actually rewound it. I was like, did somebody touch it or something like that? It wasn't. It was just a missed call. I was like, this is the worst brand of basketball. Awful. I will agree with you. It's a shame because I love watching the fever play, but the rest of them is just, I don't know. It's like flailing arms. Just slinging stuff around and I don't know. Do you care who wins? No, because both of them are just so. I root for the Valkyrie because I don't like Angel Reese that much. Well, I don't like the Valkyries because of their coach. What's the animal on Ice Age? Angel Reese reminds me of her. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What's that little... I don't know. It's like a little squirrel or something. Yeah. I've seen a TikTok where it has her with his head on it, and she's playing basketball. That must be what I get, too. All right, moving on. Yeah, that little guy. What is that? He has a name. I don't know. Sleuth. That's her. Dude, what animal is that? She got defensive player of the year. Oh, dude, they praise her. They said last night she had 30 points. Yeah. Like 16 of 18 shooting or something like that. And I'm like, wait a minute. Me bounds? Yes. They're just awful. What's the– I'll look it up. Oh, it's one to one? Mm-hmm. Yeah. They play tonight at 8 p.m. All right. Moving on. What's happening? Moving on. It's time for news. All right, Trent, I found this video. And so we've talked about climate change before. And you know how Dems, when they look at you and they shame you that you're a climate denier, right? And then they try to give you all this data. And how could you be, you know, so stupid? Yeah. And then you find stuff like this and you go, all right, this is what I love about what I would say conservative or just normal everyday people giving you facts. Mm-hmm. They don't say, these people, these experts, they actually give you data, which I think is important. Well, and part of that is an expert versus we had 300 experts where you're funding the 300 experts. And this is kind of that. I found this video. What did you think of this? Cut one. Leave that 97% nonsense. 97% of scientists, including, by the way, some who originally disputed the data. have now put that to rest. They've acknowledged the planet is warming and human activity is contributing to it. And there's that statement again, the planet is warming and human activity is contributing to it. Oh, boy. Well, I got to talk about this 97%. There are many, many studies on this. All of them are flawed. Here's one example. Back in 2009, Duran and Zimmerman did an online survey with the American Geophysical Union. They sent out surveys to 10,000 members. Those are the geologists of the United States. They received back 3,100 responses. They asked two questions. The first was, when compared with pre-1800 levels, do you think that mean global temperatures have generally risen, fallen, or remained relatively constant? Second, do you think human activity is a significant contributing factor in changing mean global temperatures? They didn't say, is it the main factor? Is it a dangerous factor? Just is it significant? Then they threw out 3,000 responses because they said these aren't climate scientists. And of the 77 that responded, 75 of them said it's been warming and it's significant. So this is the. Opinion of 75 folks. There you go. I hold in my hand a copy of the Global Warming Petition, which was done in 2007 by the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine. There's a little bit of climate science in the front, but then are the names of 31,000 American scientists, 9,000 PhDs, and I'm going to read you what they said. There is no convincing scientific evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane, or other greenhouse gases is causing... or will in the foreseeable future cause catastrophic heating of the Earth's atmosphere and disruption of the Earth's climate. Moreover, there is substantial scientific evidence that increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide produce many beneficial effects upon the natural plant and animal environments of the Earth. So don't believe that 97% nonsense. Isn't that crazy? We've known forever and ever. When you need the unemployment numbers changed, you just change the ratios. You know what I mean? And they've been doing this forever. It's just lies. But it just baffles me that they look at us and literally, I mean, literally, how many times have you seen a Congress lady say climate deniers? You know, and just they label you. I think what's also one of the funny ones that they label you that way when you say that the seas aren't rising. Oh, my God. Okay, so the condo that we were at just this weekend, I'm talking about there is the beach where my brother and I, when we were seven years old, still play on. Same sand. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, if it was rising levels, wouldn't it be underwater? Yeah, I've always said that about, where is it? Is it Portsmouth? Mm-hmm. Where's the bell? There's like a water and there's a bell, Liberty Bell or something, and it's in a cage. In the sea level. Oh, okay. And it rises at night and goes down, but you can go see it, right? Mm-hmm. And it's like, it's been there ever since, I don't know, the 1700s, whenever it was, right? Okay. And it's still doing the same thing. It's not underwater. Like the pictures of the Statue of Liberty. Right. It's the same. All this stuff be underwater. Yep. Just crazy. Yep, yep. But then you see something like it in Axehead where, You know, that beach is eroding. You're coming through. Now, I mean, that. That's erosion. Right. But that's from erosion. Yeah. And you. Anyway, it's crazy. So the next one I found that I think you might find interesting is the secret group called the FOA. Now, what would you think, Emma or Trent, that Hollywood is a secret group called the FOA? Fraternal Order of. Actresses? Feminists of America or something. That's a good one. These are called Friends of Abe. Abe? Mm-hmm. Like Abe Lincoln? Yes. Okay. Go ahead. Cut three. In Hollywood at that time, especially when Obama was president, it was kind of like Democrats ruled and there were a lot of people that felt like they couldn't say anything who were conservative. And we ended up having to make a secret group. Did anybody tell you about this? Has anybody talked to you about it? Called FOA, Friends of Abe, as in Abraham Lincoln. So, you know, if you're in Alcoholics Anonymous and you want to find out if somebody else is in it, you say, are you a friend of Bill? Yes. Because Bill Wilson started. If you were gay in the 40s in Hollywood, they would say, oh, is he a friend of Dorothy? So ours was Abraham Lincoln, who was our first Republican president. So we were friends of Abe. So you could say to somebody, are you a friend of Abe or are you FOA? And if they said, yeah, then you knew there was another conservative or independent or someone who is not a Democrat that you could talk to without feeling like you were going to get in trouble at your job. Anyone not sort of in the cult? In the cult. I would call it the cult. Yeah, yeah. It was actually Gary Sinise approached me and my husband and said, hey, would you guys host a couple, just a couple people to come over? And it was like Kelsey Grammer and Jon Voight and Ben Shapiro. Oh, what I would have done to be there. Yes. And he was like, how many people are you thinking? It'll be 20, 30 tops. So 80 people later, we had at our house. And so. It was really fun. And all it was, was fellowship. We weren't raising money for candidates. We didn't go protest anything. It was just to go hang out, be able to talk freely without worrying about losing your job and to let other people know who was safe on a set. So people would come to these FOA meetings and they would see people that they worked with. And they were like, You're FOA. And they'd be like, oh, you're FOA. Because nobody would talk. If you were a conservative Republican or libertarian, you wouldn't talk about it. It's sad. It is interesting. That was Deborah, right? From the middle. Oh, my God. It's from Everybody Loves Raymond. Oh, no. The wife. The middle. I love that show. That tells you how great of an actress she is. That she literally has two generational shows. Oh, was she in Malcolm in the Middle? Yeah. No. The Middle. Oh, okay. I don't even know what that is. It is hilarious. It's my family. It was a good show. My family in a nutshell. You didn't know The Middle. I don't remember that I've ever seen it. Oh, okay. I do remember that now. I love that show. That's funny. She was good. Yeah. So, again, it's crazy to think that... These liberals out here, aren't they compassionate? Oh, yeah. I mean, they don't make you lose your job. I'd even be afraid of that party. Are they infiltrating to find out which one of us are? Yeah. So today I read their higher than expected earnings this quarter has pushed the stock market closer to 53,000. Oh, wow. Just a reminder to those who think we're heading in the wrong direction. I used to remember listening to news on the radio. Every day they'd tell you what the stock market was. I don't get that anymore. It's interesting because when Trump took office in November of 2024, the stock market was what, Trent? I don't know. 42. Wow. Now it is 53. The golden age. But you wouldn't know that. No. Because all I hear is doom and gloom. Yeah. So I did see a report today that I found interesting on Fox News that said that– shoot, I lost my train of thought there. Fox News. Oh, the poll. There was a fraud poll in Michigan. Remember they caught one in L.A. for the mayor race after the fact. Now they're saying that there's a fraud poll in Michigan– For this guy that's running for senator, Al Saeed. Oh, okay. Here we go. Yep. When are they going to start prosecuting these people? I don't know. All right. Moving on to win, win, win. Cut four. We're going to win, win, win. And we're going to make America great again. So here's what we're going to be doing. Anybody that can. Prove that he turned somebody in. In other words, he or she. If you turn somebody in and you, let's say, report and you find a billion dollars, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%. It's a lot of money. And if it's 10 billion, 200 billion, 400 billion, we're giving a 1% commission to that person. I wonder if Nick Shirley gets anything retroactively. I doubt it. Oh, really? I doubt it. He's the first guy. He's a 24-year-old kid. He should, yes. Of all the work he's done, that guy has been incredible. Meanwhile, California is trying to prosecute him. Right. Unbelievable. All right, moving on to Get Off My Lawn. Get Off My Lawn. Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now. Get off my lawn. Drivers. Mine is drivers who pump gas in a diesel line. Yeah. Emma, did you get that picture? Andrew, cut one just came through. Okay, so this explained at Sheetz. Yeah, I didn't understand your picture when you first sent it. So do you see that green right there, Emma? Yeah, that is the only diesel pump that's there. Okay? I'm educating. Which sheets is this? This is 29 in Wardrobe. Okay. So 90% of all your gas stations are very similar. They have one diesel line, and then the rest are gas. So. When you pull in to get diesel and there's a person getting gas there, when all the other lines are not full, it drives you crazy. What Trent has said is, how would you know the difference? Well, my whole thing is if you've got two trucks in a line waiting on you to pump gas and there's empty spots, it might want to click that. Huh, what's different? Oh, there's a green pump here. So the reason why I don't do that, and obviously I know the green pump is a diesel pump. The reason I don't give a damn about it is because, A, stuff like that where it's that full. Sheets has irritated me to no end because every time they renovate, they give less pumps now. So, like, there's less pumps. There's less stalls to go into because the renovation. The one out on New London drives me crazy. The other thing is I'm used to getting into them, and there's, like, Green pumps, blue pumps, yellow pumps, and red pumps now. Like there's an 88 pump. I don't even know what the hell that is. And how is 88 cheaper than 87? It's all crazy. I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at anymore. I don't even go to Sheets to get my gas anymore. All right. So if you're a gasoline pumper, just be cognizant that there's one pump. What they should do is just give you one green station. Yes. And not mix it with the other pumps. Yeah, they shouldn't put gas in my diesel line. Right. That's what I'm saying. That's a sheets issue. I don't disagree with that. Because I don't think most people even think that the person behind you doesn't have other bays that they can. Get green with. Right. But it's not just. I mean, the other gas stations are similar. Now, listen. Royal Farms doesn't. They have diesel at all. Yeah, exactly. The point of off my lawn is it pisses you off. It doesn't piss me off. It's the stuff that makes you mad. So you've got to wait for that. And then they walk inside. Oh, my God. They walk inside to go get something, and you're still waiting in line. Right. Like I said, if the other pumps are busy, I'm not mad. I get it. But if the pump beside me and the other one is empty, does it not click? It never occurred to me that there's not another green one. Why are there two trucks behind me waiting? Yeah. But no, they never even seem to care. Now, if I have someone behind me, I will get out and go park if I was going to go inside. You know what I mean? Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Now, I'll tell you what I do that I know people say you should not do. Oh, no. So get off my lawn when I saw yours. When I'm at the gas pump, there's two things. When it's cold, I'll get back in the vehicle. Yes. Okay. And so when the clicker thing won't work. You know what I mean? Like you set the pump and you walk away from it and you get in the car. And as soon as you sit down, it goes click. Oh, you got to get back out. You got to get back out and you got to do it again. Because here's what I'm famous for. If it's a good pump and it's working, I go inside. I'll go inside and get what I need because I think I'm more efficient. And when I come back, sometimes my truck is still pumping gas and then I just finish it off. But that way I'm not going inside and somebody's going to wait on that pump. So I will walk away from it while it's pumping. So occasionally... This used to happen when– your brother can attest to this. I don't know. Owens was bad about it, but some other places. Like literally, it would pump so slow. You could be there for 20 minutes. That's not an exaggeration. And I was told by a convenience store owner that that is typical when the fuel gets to a certain level in the tank. They're running low on fuel, so they– Or trying to discourage you from taking all the fuel. So you'll get tired and stop the pump and somebody else can get gas. That's ridiculous. That's what I was told. Fill up your tank. Because they're either waiting to get it filled and they don't want to go empty. Yeah. Because then people bypass their convenience store. Gotcha. It's actually very smart on their part. Yeah. But not good for your customers. The gas station next to me is like that. I don't go there because the pump is so freaking slow. Slow. I just, I won't go. So. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, yeah, the pump clicker can piss me off sometimes. Get off my lawn. Pump clicker maker. All right. This week's moving on to this week's Mount Rushmore. Oh, shoot. Hopefully I got my list. Go ahead. Mount Rushmore of sports blunders. Yeah. So this was supposed to be last week. Yes. But since you ditched this. Yes. And went to the beach. You got Chris's pulled up? I will find Chris's. I've got his. Oh, you do? Yes. I can do mine first if you want me to. All right, go ahead. All right. So what made me come up with the sports blunders is the Redskins not spiking the ball in overtime. Correct. So that's why we came up with that. Good. And I saw Jaden Daniels is still having to answer for that. Did last weekend he do another blunder at the end? I don't know. It's something like that. He threw a ball away when he shouldn't have? I don't know. I don't know. This one I thought I was going to sneak in, but I saw on your list. So I'm going to let you come up with that one because I thought I was going to tell you about it and make you go, oh, yeah, but it's on your list. Oh, it's on my list. Yeah. So I'll let you do that one. Hand the ball to Marshawn. Yeah. Super Bowl. Yeah, that was. You got all the way down there. Everyone in the entire world watching the Super Bowl knew that they were going to win the Super Bowl if they just hand the ball to Marshawn Lynch. He's not going to not make it in the Super Bowl. Have we ever figured out if that was a Russell Wilson or? That was a call from the sidelines. It definitely was. Okay. Yeah. So how about this one? Sterling Marlin pulling on his fender. Oh, yeah. I do remember that. At Daytona 500. Yanked it. It was during the red flag. He got out of his own car, pulled on the fender, and then that disqualified him. Yeah. Ward Burton won the Daytona 500. And I was talking to my mom about this subject on. The way. To the condo. She came up with one. I forgot about it. But it was a big, big story back in the day. Do you remember Leon Lett on Thanksgiving? Yes. Where he jumped into– do you have that one? It was. I took it off. Oh, okay. Okay. Leon Lett jumping in on the field goal. On the snow. And slid in the snow and touched it. And then I guess the Dolphins won that game. But he actually had two. Yeah, in the Super Bowl. One, I think, in the Super Bowl where he fumbled out of bounds. Yeah. What was the receiver name that caught him? He celebrated early as he was getting into the end zone. And a thacker, a thrasher. Yeah, one of those. Ended up knocking the ball out. Idiot. Yeah. So that was my sports blunders. So Chris Lacks' sports blunders were J.R. Smith dribbling out of the clock. Oh, yeah. I thought about using that. And LeBron James yelling at him. Yeah. He had the Leon Lett fumble. Bill Buckner's error. Oh, yeah. Huge. Big blunder. Yeah. Seattle throwing the ball. Those were a couple of his. And so I've got... The 1994 Goody's 250 at Bristol when Mark Martin came in one lap too early. That's the one that I was going to use. I could not believe. He's winning the race. One lap to go and he goes in the pits thinking that he won. Do you remember who won? Jeff Green. Yes. That's crazy. Yeah. Uh, the shoe throw, you may not remember this. This was a couple of years ago. Yeah. Okay. LSU in Florida. Yeah. Florida stops LSU on fourth down and wins the game. Yeah. But when he tackles the tight end, his shoe came off and the linebacker throws it. Yeah. What does he think was going to happen? So they throw the flag, they get 15 yards, kick a field goal and win the game. Yeah. And Florida loses like that legitimately. You cost your team. Yeah. Uh, And then I put down, I know this was an umpire, but Jim Joyce is calling him safe. Yeah. On a perfect game. Perfect game. Yeah. I mean, that is a major blunder. Do you remember what he did the next day? Yeah. He came to the. Gave him the scorecard and he cried. Was crying. Yeah. Yeah. Sad. He felt bad about it. I just wish at the time... What would it have looked like if he had said, I made a mistake, he's actually out? Yeah. Would we have made fun of Jim Joyce or would we have been, yeah, you're damn right he was out? I don't know. I always tend to go with what is actual. You know what I mean? Yeah. Correct for what's right. You can't be wrong if you're right. Yeah. He should have fixed it. Two wrongs don't make a right. And then I had the Michigan– Hunter fumble when he just tossed it and the guy caught it and ran for a touchdown. Michigan State. Yeah. And then my last one was Duke last year. Boozer throwing the ball and UConn hitting the shot to win the Elite Eight game. I don't remember this. I remember you being devastated about it. And when I talked to Little Trash, he got really mad. But I don't remember what he did. He did the same thing that the guard did for UVA in that game. Where they went to throw the ball, it got tipped, and a guy caught it and literally launched a three to win the game. Yeah. Okay. I mean, all he has to do is just hold the ball. Yeah. Oh, okay. I don't remember. In the backcourt. I was thinking tall Boozer. You mean the little Boozer? No, the little one. Yeah. Just hold it. Yeah. Why don't we call him Big Boozer, Little Boozer? I don't know, but Little Boozer's back, and he's pretty damn good. Yeah, I'm sure he will be. You were talking about that. So a play very similar to that, Big Blunder, but you're probably too young to remember, was James Worthy against Georgetown. Yeah, the throw. And the— guard for Georgetown. They were trying to hold the ball for the last second shot. And instead of shooting the last second shot, he literally throws it to James Worthy on the other team. And James Worthy goes and runs down the other end. But to this day, I cannot figure out for the life of me why James Worthy is where he's at. Yeah. And that's what shocked the guy. He shouldn't have been up there. And I still don't know why he's up there. Like, nobody's ever explained. I think it was a backdoor cut. He thought the guy was going to start out of the backdoor cut. And so he ran up to stop whatever that movement was. And so that guy... Whoever it was. Was it Villanova or Georgetown? I think it was Georgetown. I think it was Georgetown. And the guy just slipped up and just threw it to the other side. That's another subject as we go down the road that we're going to think of all these blunders that we forgot about. Oh, yeah. For sure. All right. Yep. Moving on. If you have the responsibility of managing the sale of a loved one's estate, please call the Counts Realty and Auction Group. Since 1963, they've been a trusted name and have helped thousands of families navigate estate and retirement sales with care and professionalism, ensuring your family gets maximum exposure and value. 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They're terrified of us. And they're going to laugh at this video. Because they're weak. We're weak. Mike Johnson up here on my fucking TV screen. Why do they always cuss? Always cuss. Donald Trump, we have to hear his voice every day. We have to see his face every day. You don't have to. And be reminded of. The abuse that men prior to us have inflicted. And relive the goddamn trauma every day of our lives. Every day. That shit got red eyes. She's angry. I demand accountability. Demand it. The old buckers. Do you fucking understand? What do they got to cuss all the time? I don't want any more shit. Women, rise up. Do you hear me? Is that not a British shirt? Yeah, that's true. Have you had enough yet? Step up. Okay. Yeah. What's a you need help lady? She seems nice. I wonder if she is single. Imagine the person dating her. Do you think she's putting that on her profile? I wonder if she had a wedding ring. Conservativeonly.com. Do you think, do you think, what do you think it's like to, let's say you were a husband. What do you think that guy's like? Jump scare. No, that dude doesn't come home. I bet he wears sweaters. I don't know. Like he's probably cowering in the other bedroom. Okay. So here's another person. I don't know if you can really tell this person yet, but I'm just going to ask. Do you think conservative or liberal? The orange with legs gives it away. I don't even notice that. All right. I quoted this one, my bad, he's right. So I've seen a lot of people, especially white men, commenting on whether Kamala should run again in 2028. And I just think it's so funny that people think that she needs their permission to run. Vice President Harris has every right and every reason to run if she chooses. She is the most qualified person to be president. She's served in all branches of government. She's seen the presidency up close. She got 75 million votes and came within 200,000 votes in three swing states of getting 270 electoral votes And she did all that in 107 days. So if Vice President Harris wants to run, I absolutely support her. And she's actually my first choice. And she has every right and every reason to run. So let's stop telling women, especially black women, what they should do. That's the problem. No, I don't think I think he's misunderstood. Which one of us is telling her not to run? Run, baby, run. Let's start a campaign. This dude. Yeah. I mean, he's got his button all the way up, too, so that's an indication. No, it was the orange. The orange with the legs. It was the orange with the legs. I didn't even catch that. All right, so, I mean, maybe I'm wrong. I said, you know what? My bad. He could be right. So, let's listen. Here's her leadership. Cut 20. We lose our power. I do believe that when you feel. Powerless, you are powerless. True. And when we feel powerful, we are powerful. You could say, you could replay it. It's the same shit over and over. What'd she say? Oh no. I can't even read that word. I hate that word. When I'm sleepy, I feel sleepy. When I have energy, I'm energized. Oh man. That's me. Maybe he's right. She should just run again. Today is today and yesterday is yesterday. Yeah. Or something. That is literally what she said. Okay. So here's some, I just can't get enough of her. Apparently. I just cannot. It's just, and here's a short clip, but cut 21. Well, this guy who was that guy and is still this guy and that guy. Look at that head. Come on now. What did she say that's funny? And look at the lady with their phone. Sorry for that big bad bill. All right, play this again because it's hard to kind of understand, but whoever she's talking about is that guy, but he's also this guy. And then because she doesn't get the laugh that she wants, she tries to, hey, y'all didn't get this? That's really funny stuff. Listen to her again do this. Well, this guy who was that guy and is still this guy and that guy. Come on now. And the lady just is loving her. Dude, this is the existential threat to our country. But look who she's campaigning for. Somebody named Pan. Doctor. Dr. Pan. Dr. Pan. Pam? Are you saying Pam? Pan. Are you saying Pan? Dr. Pan. Dr. Pepper's cousin. I think I can help with this. Hello, Miss Lady. Dr. Pepper's cousin, Dr. Pam. What the hell are we doing? Oh, man. I think, you correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Chris Lacks sent us this clip. You know Matt Walsh, the bearded guy that does the movies and stuff? I love his stuff. It's like really long to watch sometimes, so I don't watch him a lot, but he's so funny. I think this was his movie about women. Did I give you this one? Yeah, sorry. Okay. I was looking up pan. Pan. Okay. So this is, he's at a white, it's called White Guilt, but he's in like, what are they, like Alcoholics Anonymous? Great. Where people are there. Now the person asking the question is a black person. Okay. And she's asking you about being white. How do you feel in your body when you hear the term white people? I feel like a cringe about it. Cringe is a good word. I couldn't pick a word, but that's a very good one. As soon as you asked the question, I felt inside, like a gut, a little bit of a poke. I think it's for all of the. Reasons, but also a little anchor. A whiteness as that lie just, oof. Thank you. The thing about. Thank you. Appreciate that. The theme of. Which one is the cry room? The second door to the left. Thank you. Dude, that is hilarious. Which one's the cry room? He's such a good dude. So, again, Chris recommended I watch a film, but I have no idea where to go watch it. He recommended a Matt Walsh film. Oh, yeah. But I don't know where I would go watch it. I think it's Daily Wire shows his stuff, but I'm not 100% sure of that. He has some really good stuff. The stuff he does on history, like the actual facts of history, is mind-blowing. I would like to watch it, but I can't find it. Yeah, I think it's Daily Wire. All right, so... A guy that went too fast that we didn't know that was even sick. Mike Dickel died last week, right? Yeah. So this is one. Two weeks ago, I showed Coach Gruden at a Trump rally. Not a Trump rally, but at a rally in Ohio. So a conservative rally. I would say that most people would say... Gruden was a hell of a coach. Yeah. Right. Won a Super Bowl. No doubt. Mike Ditka, same thing. So the people that these are coaches that didn't get to be on air anymore. Right. Oh, that's right. Ditka went away. Gruden went away. And, you know, it's got to be part of it. Of course. That they were the what you call Abe. Friends of Abe. Friends of Abe. For sure. All right. Listen to Mike Ditka talk about Trump back in the day. I was less BS. I mean, Donald's pretty much, he says what he says and he says what he thinks. You know, we hear a lot of criticism. A man once said it's becoming increasingly difficult to be tolerant of a society that only has sympathy for the misfits, the maladjusted, the criminals, and the losers. He said, pity them and help them. But he said, it's about time in our society that we stood up and cheered for the doers, for the achievers, for those people who recognize the problem and then do something about it. In other words, for the winners and leaders in life. Political correctness is going to kill us. America is America. We became great. Not because we were politically correct. You know, we had to make tough decisions all throughout the history of our country. Nobody likes war. Nobody likes the things that come with it. But, hey, sometimes it's necessary. You got to knock the bully on his ass. Well, I was listening. All right. A tough guy. You follow him into anywhere. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. And he's, by the way, he's spot on. He said it better there than I think I've ever heard it. Yeah. Like, and he just described the Democrats. Yeah. And the existential threat, that's who Biden was talking about back in the day. These are the people that would be on the lawn during January 6th, people that thought that way. That's the existential threat. That's what they'd say. So I love this one. This is the last clip I've got. So if– I don't know what we're. Going to do. I don't know what to do after this. Hold on. Unless you want to replay the clips, I can do it all again. No, go ahead. This is a short one. But, dude, I just think. All right. So, yes, I played a clip of Kamala saying something dumb that is just cut out of context. But you just know it didn't have any rational thought around it. You can take stuff that Trump says, and it can sound awful because he does it. But if you don't have it in context, you just don't know. But you know he's a smart guy, right? And he's got this sense of humor about him that is just incredibly down to earth. Like everybody watching it knows that's funny. Here's one, cut 47. He said all of a sudden, he's a vegan. You know, my wife told me, sir, give me a favor. You have to do me just a little bit of a favor. It's not vegan, it's vegan. I don't know about that stuff. I'm not into it. And he said, it's vegan. Please pronounce that word properly. I called it vegan, bacon. How the hell would I know? I like steak. He's just authentic. Yeah, exactly. He's such a funny guy. I don't know if you saw it, but Stephen A. Smith... You want to talk about a guy that just makes himself relevant just by talking. He knows how he stays on air. Dude, he came out with a clip that he was invited to the White House last week. Yeah, with Kid Rock and Bill Maher. Okay. I watched the clip, and halfway through the two-minute clip, he still had not said anything. He's just talking about why Donald Trump wanted him to come to the White House. Yeah. And he basically is building himself up to be, I'm Stephen A. Smith. I'm so important that he sought me out. And I mean, I didn't even finish watching the clip because I was like, dude, either tell me why or what you did. Yeah. Because what you're going to do is tell me all this stuff. And then tell me how you told Donald Trump this. I mean, who gives a damn about your opinion? My daughter that I talked about, Audrey, going back to work today. Yeah. I'll have to check with her in a little bit to see how her day went after the baby. She texted me yesterday how she's having childhood memories, flashbacks, because they were showing the best of the 25 years of PTI. So pardon the interruption. If I listed the most influential people and why I love doing the podcast, number one, obviously, is Rush Limbaugh. Yes. In there somewhere in the five is Tony Kornheiser. Because before PTI, there was a show called Sports Reporters every Sunday. Mitch Albom. Mitch Albom. Yeah. Mike Lupica. Bob Ryan. Yeah. It was those guys, and it was hosted by– Oh, his son is on ESPN. Shapp. Jeremy Shapp's dad. Yeah. So it was every Sunday. I got up every Sunday morning to watch that show. I remember that show. Loved it. Yeah. So then when Kornheiser got on PTI 25 years ago, I recorded and then watched every one of them. I'll guarantee you out of 24 years that I watched that show, I probably only missed 100 maybe. Right. That's how many I watched. And so Audrey, that was her. So she wanted to text me and said that she was having childhood flashbacks of seeing that they were showing the history. And because she knew I watched it every night. And I told her I quit watching. I quit watching them this year. Yeah. Will Bond has gotten so, especially since COVID. He's gotten so asinine that I care about what his politics are. Right. Especially because of COVID. He literally changed after COVID. Sure. And he got more and more bold. And started hating Pat McAfee. Yeah. On air. Yeah. Like he would get really angry about Pat. Yeah. And then it was like it was so much. But the thing that broke the camel's back, and I texted Audrey this, and Audrey doesn't have the same politics I do, but I just want to let her know. When I'm watching sports, I just want to watch sports. Yeah. I didn't want to hear politics. And then the Olympics. Do you remember how beautiful, what was the moment of the Olympics during the Winter Olympics that we had? I guess it was this year. Hockey. Hockey. So when we won the USA beat Canada, the guy that scored the winning goal, was it overtime or right before overtime in the third period? It was overtime. He had a broken tooth that he had just lost just before that. He's skating with a broken tooth. Yeah. They win the game. And the moment of that whole Olympics is they brought those two little kids into the group. I'm getting chills thinking about it now, of their dead teammate. Yeah. And he had little kids that was probably five and four. Mm-hmm. And the little girl had like no teeth and she was just grinning and happy. Yeah. Tony Kornheiser said, that was made for TV. That's a moment that you'll never forget. It was that good. And Michael Wilbon said, eh, it was anticlimactic. And I just turned it off. I was just like, I'm done with you. You can't be a patriot enough. You're so angry. You got to remember, right after that is when they went after the men's because they didn't include the women's. And because, shoot, Kash Patel was in the locker room. Yes, exactly. That ruined everything. And I'm like, again, what has this got to do with politics? Yeah, exactly. That was the most momentous USA moment and Olympics. And you couldn't enjoy it. No, because if Eric Holder, who was... Obama's attorney general. Yeah. If he was there, oh, it would be on every news network. And I would have been okay with it. And we would have all been happy. He's an American. Hey, this is an American. We won. Yes, we beat their ass. I just get so tired of the stuff. And then, not that it has anything to do with BTI, but we've talked about this. When Michelle Obama was. At the U.S. Open when Coco Gauff was playing. Correct. Yes. There was a white female player that played before her. I can't remember who the semifinalist was. Yes. It was two Americans in the semifinals. Yep. If Trump had gone to see the white girl and left when Coco played. Oh, my God. It would have never ended. Yeah. Yet when she is during there at Coco. Now, she might have been there when the white girl was playing, but they never showed her. She left. Okay. They show her at least 25 times. Then when Donald Trump goes to Tennessee for the Texas-Tennessee game. they show him one time. They can't show him another time. No, I know. ESPN irritates me. Have you seen the clip of the lead singer of Metallica talking about this? Can you Google that real quick? The lead singer of Metallica... Gives a speech. It was so good because I don't know if you've followed these singers now. Think that they can wear Free Palestine shirts and things like that. That's absurd. It is absurd. And it's becoming more and more. It's Zach Bryan. He's now wearing them. You'll never see me set foot in his. And so I thought he. Not here like some other. Entertainers. To influence you with their bullshit, okay? We are here. No bullshit. We're here to forget about all the outside shit. Exactly. Just to play. Yeah. Dude, I got chills right there. Because it's like that. We talked about it all the time. The reason I can't stand. Like you watch the sports to get away from reality. Yeah. Because you can't, like reality, there's a lot of things in our jobs and work that is stressful. And the thing that is so crazy about sports is you can't predict the outcome. And it allows you to get away and do, you know, there's not a guy on this earth or female that has watched a sport and hasn't dreamed or thought about hitting a last second shot. Yes. Or doing whatever they're doing, knowing we can't. You know, I'm a 52-year-old fat white guy. Yeah. I'm not going. I wasn't agreeing with you. Go ahead. I'm not hitting a ball 400 feet in the World Series. But when I see it happen, I think I'm there. Like, you know, how cool that would be to do that. Imagine if he does that and then rips off his shirt and says, vote for Kamala. Yeah. Like, oh, what? You know, like we mentioned last week, me, you, and my brother. So the NFL is now at a foreign game almost every weekend. And it just kind of irks me or whatever. If I was a Jaguar season ticket holder, I would be mad that the Jaguars have a home game in London. But I wonder in London or if when they're in Paris, wherever they go to France next time, Are they at the end zone going to put in Jewish hate? No, of course not. Right. They're not going to say anything like that. You know why? None of that fixes anything. Correct. Hanging around like a loose tooth. Why are my dentures in the ice tray? It's Carolina Kevin. Oh, it's that guy again. The Beach Edition. Hello? Whoop, whoop. There's the beach edition, Kevin. Did you forget which number to call? He calls my phone. And I'm in the middle of a sentence. And, of course, I don't answer. And I can hear him on the other end. Blim, blim, blim, blim, blim, blim. No, I didn't actually say that. I didn't go blim, blim, blim, blim, blim, blim, blim. Who's at the beach with you? I just went. Sorry. Kevin, Dylan, Barry, Dustin, Nick, Woody, Matt, Gravely, and Brad. Wow. I didn't know he knew that many people. Are you kidding? He's Carolina Kevin. Where are y'all staying that you have that many people? We got a beach house right beside the Outer Banks Pier. Cool. It's a pretty big house. We got an elevator. I'm sitting in the theater right now, downstairs where the game room is. Nice. You got the podcast on live? Project the podcast live? Uh-uh. We just walked back. We just walked back from the fish heads from the Outer Banks Pier because they had 20-cent shrimps. Oh, yeah. I'm told. Yeah. The off-season, Trent, you can rent these massive houses for, what, $ 6, 000, $ 7, 000, Kevin? Yeah. Normally, this. Time, they're about 40% off from what. About 45% off of what they are during the peak season. But when you're dividing that by, you know, six or seven people. It makes it affordable. Hey, tomorrow when this thing isn't live anymore and you can put it on the screen and you want to play Carolina Kevin to everybody in the theater... What up, Dustin? He left. He's gone home. That doesn't any good shit. What up, Barry? What up, Barry? Gravely, he had to drive all the way back home, and now he's on his way back. He'll be back in about 10, 15 minutes. Wow. Did he get any convictions today? I don't know. We're about to hear his stories when he gets back. He had court today, so he's a police officer. I told him he was in the doghouse with Ashlyn. Oh, yeah. He said, I'll make it up. I'll make it up. Laura chatted that she also watches Matt Walsh on YouTube. So you can find Matt Walsh on YouTube. Somebody send me the link so I can click on it. I have looked everywhere for this film that Chris recommends. Emma can find it for you. Emma can find anything. Hey, Kevin, did you see her Best Of? Yeah, did you watch it? Did you watch the Best Of? Yeah. Was that not the best? Yeah, I watched. It. Yep. Saw Emma doing her thing. That's all I get. What did I put at the end for his credits? I was like. I don't know. I didn't like how you described me, but it was funny. I thought it was spot on. F and O. Yep, it was good. It was good. When she was talking, all I could think of was that song. I just found out of a Hollywood tree. I was thinking about Trump. It's a Cottonwood tree, not a Hollywood tree. I said Hollywood. And I know he would know because he knows every word to every song. If you ever ride to him to Charleston, West Virginia for four hours, he does not miss a single word on any song. He's incredible. Little girl. When Riley and I, when we used to go down the road, oh, that's the end of the show today. This is really cool. When Riley and I would go down the road, you know how you have presets? Like there's six presets on your radio? Correct. We would do the presets, and Riley would have to sing the song, every one of them that would come up. And sometimes there's commercials. But six in a row, she would always get, it didn't matter the genre of music, she knew every word to every song. That was kind of fun. That's pretty cold, pretty cold. Did you catch anything this week? Oh, good question. We caught a 24-inch drum, red drum, and flounder, and some spot. And, of course, you know it's a nor'easter that came up through. Yeah. So the waves are currently anywhere between 12 to 16 foot high. Hmm. Good grief. They've done clothes. They manually evacuated. We got Nick pretty good because when he first come down on Friday, we stayed at the hotel. We was all sitting out back there and a thing come up on the phone. You know how it's an Amber Alert kind of thing where it goes, everybody's phone's going off. And it said mandatory evacuation for Hatteras Island. Well, I was like, man, we just got down here and now it's a mandatory evacuation. And Nick's like, don't be telling me that, man. Are you serious? Well, he starts reading it, and he's thinking, I just got down here. Now we got to leave. I don't get the joke. But anyway. If they were telling you to leave. There was no joke. Oh. He didn't know. No, it was for Hatteras Island. We're in Nags Head. Oh, I wouldn't have known the difference. Me neither. But we all were playing along. I got you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. the island about 45 minutes from here okay and there's only one way you can get there with a ferry or you can get there with a road it's got a beach on the left and a sound on the right and it ain't but 100 yards wide is. That where pea island is the big sand dunes yes yeah and they go there you go what's amazing is the damn sand dunes look like they're 30 feet tall and they can go away because of the ocean. Wow dude i do remember going as a child With those sand dunes where the Kitty Hawk, how massive they were. And now it's just a little mound of sand. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. There's not much left. That's erosion, not climate change. Agreed. But it's crazy to me just how, like I tell Logan, like, dude, you used to climb that mountain. Like, now it's just, it's crazy how small it is now. That's what she said. We've been having some fun. My ears. Baby. Playing some Texas Holden. We was going to pay Emma to come down here and just give her like a thousand bucks to come down and wash clothes and cook supper. I'll do it. Give me a thousand bucks. You are a pet watcher. Yeah, I am. I'm a dog sitter. You guys are dogs. I'll just pretend. She let my dogs out. Ginger! Ginger's not a dog. I loved her. She was so happy to see me, actually. She's a little baby. She shakes that tail so hard her hips wiggle. Yeah, she got a little scared at first as she laid on the ground. She low crawls. Her, she did laps around the entire yard. She just did complete laps. I had to take scoots to the vet to get a rabies shot. Updated, and we're sitting in the lobby. And this woman comes out of the room with her little kitten. And she looks down at Scoots because he's cowering beside me. And she says, oh, look how cute he is. And that dude went. And she went, maybe not. Hey, one of my tenants, we were switching out a washer and dryer today. Not we. I was watching the workers switch out a washer and dryer today. And she's got a Corgi. Named Sam. Seriously. I miss Sam. I know. I thought about. Old Sam today. Oh, Trent, don't bring that back up. Good Lord, he's already just now getting over it. Sam. Oh, man, you got to know this story, Emma. This is before. Sam was the original Scoots. So he was a puppy and he was wild as all get out. Like he was a tornado that would tear Brian's entire apartment. Was he just a Corgi? He was a Corgi Jack Russell. And Brian opened up the door. No, he had devil in him and like elephant and everything. Yeah, he was Satan. And he took off running and Brian couldn't. Catch him. I mean, he just took off. And he never came back. And Brian was pounding the couch. Sam! Sam! He thought he was gone. Did he come back? Woke up the next morning. He was sitting on the front porch. Why did they do that? He had just traveled out. I don't know. It reminded me of Dustin. It reminded me of Dustin last night. We were thinking about the hangover like Alan. We thought maybe Dustin was Alan. Then he took off. We couldn't find him. Quite possibly the funniest man on earth. Oh, definitely. Like there's never a dull moment. Yeah. I hate that. I shouted out. My stomach muscle on both sides of me are hurting and killing me from laughing. I laughed so hard the other night. I just, I couldn't stop. I had to go out the room because I couldn't catch my breath. And me and him went in the food line, and there was this woman that walked in front of us, and she had these wings. I mean, great, big like these 1980 wings. And she had a long hair, and she was walking in front of us, and she was kind of bow-legged. And I said, oh, my gosh, Dustin, look at that woman. And anyway, we walked into that store. Now, I don't know if y'all have ever got to laugh and like, you know, but you just can't stop. Yep. I was up there in the produce section, and I swear to you, I could not stop laughing. He left me and went walking around Food Line, and I just couldn't stop. People was around me, and they were thinking I'd have lost my mind. And every time I'd go to the next aisle, he would show up down at the other end and walk with his hands in his pocket and look down and look at me, and I'd start back over again. I laughed where I got to sweating. And finally, I had to start thinking of bad things that didn't happen just for me to stop laughing. And so I went back over there to the guy, and I told the produce guy, I said, look, man, I am totally sorry for what just happened. He's like, no, don't worry about it. Most people that come down here, they just come in the store. He all pissed off. They ain't got to know it. No personality or nothing. He said, I'm glad to see somebody just having a good time. Right on. And I'm telling you, I have not laughed like that in years. Just the way he was looking at me. I was just seducing. I mean, I don't know what it is about him. He's just funny. It's good to hang out with your buddies and be able to do that, which is cool. We do that like when we're hunting a camp. We watch TV, but sometimes the best part of hunting camp is just around the kitchen table and just bullshit. And sometimes we get into that, too, where you just start laughing at something. And just somebody else's reaction does make you not stop. Yeah, and Barry, I told him, I'm like, Barry, look. He goes, y'all, look at my fishing pole. He said, I got this off Amazon. It was blue and white. Well, he had to dress like his fishing pole. He had a blue shirt on. No, white. Yeah, he had blue shorts and a white shirt on, so he dressed like his fishing pole. Brand new. Ain't never been in the water. And I told him, I said, Barry, you get out on this pier now. I said, you've got to hold your fishing pole. If you don't, I said, something will come by and take it off. As soon as I got that out of my mouth, he set it down and his fishing pole went right over the pier and gone. You're kidding. I mean, it was, no, within seconds. And he's like, what? And Dustin was trying to catch it. And he was gone. I laughed, and Dustin laughed, and he just sat down and put his head between his legs, and he's just sitting there. And the longer we went, and for the whole day, I would just turn and glance at Dustin, and he just saw Buzz Note laughing, and Barry's like, you know what? I'm going back to the truck. I'm not going to sit out here and y'all make fun of me and stuff. But I said it. I said, Barry, it's okay, but why didn't you listen to me? And Dutton's like, that's sad. Pay $ 120 for a fishing pole within $ 150 for your stupid-ass clothes. You got the match. Look at him pouting. You didn't even get the catch a fish with it. He goes, ain't no use to trying to dredge for to try to hook it on the bottom. It's down in Florida by now. That sucks. That was like, I bought wood. You know, I was the new guy dating Marty or whatever. I was going to be Mr. Hero when it came to Christmas. So wood was just this tiny little kid. I bought him a damn drone, right? Big daddy wore bucks. I mean, it wasn't that great of a thing, but I didn't know anything about flying a drone. So we go out in the middle of his grandfather's field, which is a tobacco farm or a soybean farm. We're in the middle of 100 acres. And that damn thing lifts straight up off of my tailgate and just takes off. And I'm trying to get the buttons to work to make it come back. And it doesn't come back. It was gone in 15 seconds. It was gone. He's never used it. He never got to put it in his hands. Oh, my God. What an idiot. We looked for, I bet you we looked for two hours for that thing. And then we were over in the neighbor's yard. And the guy wanted to know what we were doing in his yard. I was like, hey, I just told the story I told you. And damned if we didn't find it. It was crashed. It crashed into a tree and broke. Oh, my God. We never got to use it. Poor kid. Well, probably why he hates me. All right, Kevin, we're going to wrap it up. Finish up the show. She cuts us off at two hours. The machine. Our sponsors. They only pay for two hours. Actually, I got to call the sponsor. Oh, we got picks real quick. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're at Talladega this week. Who do you got? I'm going to go with Ryan Blaney. Okay. And then I'm going to go with Austin Dillon. Wow. Oh, wow. All right, Trent, I'm going to do Chase Elliott. Ricky Stinson. Jr. and Austin Centric. That's funny. Why? Because I've got Austin Centric, I've got Larson, and I got Blaney. Hmm. You pick the same people I do. Well, I got Blaney. You got Blaney. I've got Sendrick. He's got Sendrick. And my only other one is Larson. And that sounds like, oh, you picked another favorite. Larson's never won on a super speedway. He struggles. That's why last week was such a. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Kevin. We will see you next week. All right, y'all. Keep it between the pictures. All right, later. All right. See you, buddy. You got to be thinking when he said boardwalk. You might remember this. I think you'll remember Perry where we bet him 20 bucks to throw his line off. Do you remember what he and I were doing on the pier earlier? When we were fishing, we kept hitting this one board and it would dimple down. But the other end of it, When you stepped on it, it would come up just about a quarter of an inch, maybe a half an inch. Tripping people. That little son of a. We both would hit it and somebody would trip. They all would look back and nothing was there. It was completely flat. Yeah. And they never could figure out it. And so they just would go on. The next person would come and then Perry would hit it. And, dude, he and I laughed so hard at each other because nobody could ever figure it out. Nobody. Because by the time you turned around, it was flat again. That's funny. And that was the same time we went out to the end of the pier and we asked him to throw his line on the sand. Next to the ladies. He did it. He said, oh, I thought I saw a fish. Stupid. Good old Perry. Hopefully he listens. I sent him our hunting schedule. Oh, nice. Why don't you send me the schedule? Okay. Perry's listening live. He says, I remember that, Brian. That was good times, Perry. Your father would have killed us if. He didn't listen live. Shout out to P. All right. End of show. I mentioned this. One of my happiest times in life that I think about is not all the travel games which i love the travel games the hotels all that stuff it was the road trips with the kids oh it's no doubt that's my happiest. Time talked about that the other night yep. And we would do this thing where you had control and i still do it with uh riley when we go on a trip you have control of the radio for one hour and then if there's five people in the car and you got a five hour ride you get an hour one of those hours kind of thing and so just we would just do stuff like that but and. Friends hour would come up and everybody'd go. And we had no technology So you are not putting your AirPods in. We are talking as we go down the road. We're not going to not talk when we go down here. So I thought that was a great bonding experience. And this came across my TikTok and got me teary-eyed. All right. Good to be back, everybody. We will see you next week live in the Counts Realty and Auction Towers here in beautiful Bedford, Virginia. Thank you again. Catch our show on at LLH underscore podcast at YouTube.com. Check us out on TikTok. Save, like, do all those things they ask you to do. We'll see you next week. When I was happiest. I mean really happy. When I was driving everybody. When they were small. I'd be driving, didn't matter where. It was just me at the wheel and you next to me. Those three idiots in the back. I knew everything was okay. Because I was driving. And I had it. I had everybody.
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