Life Liberty Happiness - 9.23.2026

This is Life, Liberty, Happiness with Brian Schley and Trent Warner. Real talk, real freedom. All right, folks, welcome back to another episode of Life, Liberty, Happiness. I am your host, Brian Schley, live in this studio. Counts Realty and Auction Towers here in beautiful Bedford, Virginia. Emma is out tonight with a previous engagement. She is, I think, at the Chamber of Commerce dinner. I think Media Squatch, which is who produces our show, is up for some awards, so they're going to be at that. But filling in is Logan Orange. You're All right, moving on. Just kidding. Trent Warner is in the studio. Hey, Andy. Suffering a little back pain. Dude, it's crazy. Like I told you when I got off the ship, like, I don't know, for about a week, man, it took me. I knew it was coming on, and then about six hours later, it got awful. Hmm. Is it just tightening or just sharp, like sciatic? Both. Oh, no. It's like you can't bend. You can't move. You can't step. You can't, you know, whatever. 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Uh, we sure do appreciate it. We got a good show today. Yeah. Uh, Talk a little backwards and forwards. And matter of fact, let's go on and get into that. Backwards and forwards. You're right. Seamless. We had our. Well trained. That's why she's winning producer of the year. So we had our nephew. Yeah. Seth. It was his wedding. Sunday wedding. A lot of people was like, who has a wedding nowadays with these venues? Oh, it's all the time. You just got to pick what day they can give you. Yeah. Julie Rupert events. So her wedding, like she's gone a lot of times Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and sometimes Monday weddings are coming up now. Oh, yeah. She's busy. But imagine what she would be if she was a sponsor of Life Liberty. Oh, we need to work on that. She's actually a listener, so we'll see. Jeff, you're no longer welcome until we get there. Jeff, work on that. But now, yeah, I mean, it's, listen, I'm old school, so I'm a church guy. I like weddings and churches. And I like the receptions being at these places. But we enjoyed the wedding. It was toasty, to say the least, outside. And then right inside the venue, it was nice. I mean, it's kind of cool. Seneca Lake. Oh, okay. I was just going to ask. Is that like Seneca, like? Where is it? It sounds so familiar. Go down towards Alta Vista and before you get to, or right there where Perky's is, hang that left and a couple miles down Gladys Road. Okay. Got a few venues. We're getting ready to go to see Grayson get married there in Alta Vista. Avoca. Yeah. Museum. So looking forward to all of that. Yeah. He's doing a Friday wedding. Oh, yeah. Speaking of which. So we enjoyed it. It's always neat to see different. Listen, Logan's getting ready to go through this over the next year process. Learn to say yes, ma'am. Matter of fact, he's meeting a wedding coordinator on Friday. Oh, that's your Robert events sponsor. Oh, I have no, I have no idea. No, it's a, it's a big deal. Like, you know, The whole thing, what I've tried to explain to both of them, and I think, and Julie could probably speak to this more, but to me, the wedding has less to do about the bride and groom because you just don't, the day goes by so fast. Oh, yes. With so much. It's really for everybody else. Yeah. So I think if you are doing a wedding, just keep that in mind that your guests are seem to be the only ones that remember it, so try to cater to what they may want. And I know that sounds awful, but I'm just telling you. Like, what's a hypothetical there, an example? Like, you know you're, well, I mean, you probably don't, but because you're just getting married, you haven't done it before. Well, sure. Me? You're talking to the wrong guy. No, no. You can tell everybody. I'm well-versed. But if you're first couple getting married, you don't realize that it takes a right good amount of time to do pictures. Oh. And so your guests have to be entertained. Yeah, yeah. And so if you just went in thinking about, oh, let's do this for me and you and me and do this, you forget that you have guests. Yeah. Well, they're the ones that got to be entertained because they're the ones that are going to remember it. That's the only thing. And I said this, the only thing you're going to remember are the pictures that they take because everything just goes by so fast. Very true. And so I don't know. Do they even have videographers anymore? Do you remember that? Back in our days, they used to video the whole thing on a VHS tape. I don't even know if I've seen anybody. Oh, yeah. His name is Paul Richards. No, no. He will. Yeah, he will. But nowadays, you know how they have clips of like on TikTok, there's like media clips, even in sports of like highlights and stuff. It's more like that rather than. Just a full video. Exactly. Yeah. No, it used to be a videographer where the tripod was out and everything. Oh, well, I mean, we did. So you want me to bring that in to people? Perfect example. Yeah, but that's a half hour. Yeah. Brian taped it over the Duke 9192 rerun. Yeah. No, but anyway, I mean, the wedding stuff, it is so... It's almost like building a house. It could either be a good process or you can make it an awful process. Oh, I'm sure. Because of stress. But we enjoyed this. This was nice. Isn't that something that you also, if you just wrote down jobs you would never want to do? No, zero chance. That would be top five jobs I would not. Want to do. Don't get me wrong. These photographers nowadays, they got it easy. Imagine what those people used to do where you had one chance. Oh, yeah. Your eye blinked. You had to go back, you know what I'm saying, and produce the film and everything. So if you screwed up, there ain't no redoing. Nowadays, you got click, click. Click, digital, and you can see everything. Even Photoshop. Right. That's a good point. Our eyes were closed. Just have AI. Use these eyes. Hey, can you make my wife a little hotter? Yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Give her some bigger. I mean, I'm just saying, you know, they got it easy. But the stress. Yeah. No chance. I want a wedding venue. What you do, Julie, forget it. Because you're never going to. Like to me, the bar is too high. I mean, how do you reach it? And for Logan advice, it is her day. Like she's been dreaming of this day. Her whole life. You're just 100 percent. You're just there. And he's OK with that. I don't care. Like, I don't even have to be there. I think that's what you said. Can you A.I. me a person just for that? Now, the honeymoon. So anyway, that's what we were doing. What were what were you doing? Went to Knoxville, a little tailgate. I've got the whole fall laid out. Every weekend, I've got something going on. Different schedules and different whatever. This was Kennesaw State. I think I told you this. My goal is really not the football games anymore. It cracks me up because I love when you text, hey, just curious, should I go into the game or should I stay in the parking lot? That's what he texted me. So I decided apparently that Louisville Ole Miss was more important than Tennessee Kennesaw State. And so Perry and them went on. They helped me clean up. Don't get me wrong. It was a tailgate. And even that, the whole fiasco of– and I know you've experienced this. When you buy tickets in today's world, You're never 100% sure you have tickets. Like, until you have the QR code or something in your wallet. So I bought tickets probably three weeks ago for this garage pass. Asked Perry which garage does he want to use. And so the tailgating at Knoxville is unlike no other place. They're in garages. Yes. And so hopefully you can make it to the top before if it's a nice day. If it's a rainy day, it's kind of nice to be in the lower level. But it was a beautiful day. And so... StubHub kept telling me, your ticket is on its way. And then it even gave me, your ticket email is going to come between the 17th and 18th, right? And then it said it's going to be the day of. Oh. So I'm like, how can it be the day of? The garages open up 12 hours before the game. Literally, Tennessee parties the whole day. Right, yeah, yeah. So this is what I told Perry's buddy. When we get to the garage, let's hope that it's not A couple white liberal women, because they're just going to follow the rules, you know what I mean, and we're not going to get in this garage. So I showed them. Showed them the receipt. So you never got the QR code? I never got the QR code, all the way up to the point. And so the other lady, without looking, young girl, younger girl, said, you just got scammed. And she says, you don't buy tickets from StubHub. And I was like, listen, I've been doing this for seven years. It's how I do it every time for every college event I go to. Sometimes you don't know if it's Ticketmaster, StubHub or whatever, but I still buy it that way. Never had a problem with this. Apparently the guy on the other end never sent the ticket through. Yes. So I don't know how that actually operates. I just know that I've paid for it for a single space in a parking deck was 120 bucks. Wasn't like it was a cheap thing. So. I also told Blake, Perry's friend, before we left, hopefully it's some old black guy that doesn't give a crap, right? So we go to leave the garage. They're not going to let us in. And I told Perry, I said, the only thing I know now, I've got a whole truckload of stuff. I said, the only thing I know to do is just park somewhere and then just buy another garage pass. Hopefully it comes through a different garage. I don't know. Literally had no idea. So Perry says, why don't we just go to the other end of the garage? We go to the other end of the garage, and nobody's sitting there at the entryway. And then this black woman comes out. And I was like, oh, dudes, we got a chance. So I pull out the phone, tell her the same story. Show her the receipt. Come on in. And she said, you know what, honey? I don't own this damn garage. You come on in and have a damn good day. In her best Tennessee accent. I was like, that is what I'm talking about. Now we have to drive up a level. There's the ladies that wouldn't let us in. And so I just bucked it around past them. And we start going uphill. And they're pointing at us. And Ashlyn, Blake's girlfriend, goes, they're pointing at us. I was like, well, they're going to have to reach us at the top because we're going to make it. So we had a great freaking time. That's awesome. Ended up not going to the game because I was into the Ole Miss LSU game. Also took a nap. And at halftime, I went to go to the game. And Perry goes, hey, we're more interested. It was already a blowout. We're interested in going to watch the Ole Miss LSU. So he came back, and we ended up going back to his apartment. It was great, though. So that's, yeah. So when I bought the Martinsville tickets, which we'll talk about here in just a second, the first thing it asked me was, did I want to sell them? Yeah. And so I guess that's what you're talking about. Yes. It's third party. And then it's just passing it on to you. Yes. But I guess they never sent you the damn thing. Well, that's like Perry said. You would think StubHub would have to have at least received it in order to offer it. Right. So something quirky happened there. And I mean, literally, I tried customer service the day before I left, all that stuff. And they would say, I'm looking into it. Even had a person call me. Well, this was something similar when we went to D.C., remember? Yeah. When they wouldn't let us park at the RFK Stadium? Oh, yeah. When you had bought the parking pass? Yeah. That sounds very eerily similar. I told him something like this happened to me in the past. I couldn't remember when it was, but thank God for the lady. It's not like I stole it. I literally paid for the ticket. Well, we would ask Logan, but I'm afraid his story would take the rest of the show. What? Your weekend? I mean, going all the way to Kansas. Yeah, we went all the way. Coming all the way back. We went to eight states in three and a half days. What was the event in Kansas? A wedding. Uh-oh. And then he came back for the Sunday wedding. I got home Sunday at 7 a.m. Literally, I don't think he slept the whole weekend. But the people you were with knew that they had to bring you back for a wedding? Is that why you all hustled back, or. That was the plan already? That's why we hustled, yeah. Wow. Straight through. Straight through. Straight through Kansas and straight through back. Scott drove the whole way back, no stops. In an RV? In an RV. Oh, my goodness. 15 and a half hours. When the generator stopped working, so they had no AC. Two hours. We left here, and when we got to Christiansburg, the generator just started blowing coolant. Oh, my goodness. We had no AC up front. All the way to Kansas and no AC. Like in a hot box. No AC up front, no AC in the back. It was bad. Of course, on the way home. I'm getting these texts from this angry human being whom, trust me, I'm mad too because I'm watching the same game you are. Oh, yeah, I was mad. But I'm not knowing what's going on the other end of these texts. And I'm like, Jesus, will you shut up and calm down? Like at halftime, I get this text from him going, okay. Okay. I got something in me. I'm eating now. I got 10 minutes of AC and some food. We can have a better half. It was almost like LSU did the same thing. It's like they ate at halftime and came out and played. But anyway, so that was, yeah, fun weekend. All right, moving on. Oh, this weekend forwards. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're together. Oh, I thought you were moving on to this day in history. This weekend, I am excited. Okay. Nervous. All of that all bundled up into one. Oh, because of the sponsorship? Or camping with me again. I bumped into the driver's aunt at a restaurant the other day. And she was, oh, you're going? I'm so excited, blah, blah, blah. I said, I don't know who's more nervous, me or Corey, the driver. Hmm. I can't imagine what he's going through. Yeah. But it's just, so learning more and more about it. Friday, obviously, we're going to leave, take the motorhome up, or the RV, fifth wheel, park it, unload. Which driver and motorhome, or is it two of them? All right, so no, it's one. Okay. So it is my fifth wheel. Okay. With my truck, you and Brad. Hey, on your truck, I just pulled up. Have you always had that black grill in the front? Yeah, it's kind of black with pewter. Oh, man, that thing is pretty badass. I never noticed that before. And so when we get there, we'll park the camper at D.W. 's place. How come we're not at the track camping ground, by the way? We can, but it's always on a hill. And so... Since he's got a flat, nice property that's literally across the street from the campground. Oh, okay. I thought it would be better. Okay. But how are we getting to the actual track? So we have the golf cart. Oh, okay. I'm in. Yeah. And I have three parking passes. I'm just worried about my back. No. How much walking can I do? This one's asking me about how much walking can we do. Oh, yeah. Brian ain't waddling too far. Oh, okay. No, no. I mean, we, we have three parking, four parking passes that are literally right outside the, so we can park right. To park, park what? In VIP. So we can park a truck or a golf cart, whatever we want. Oh, okay. So we, yeah, we got premium parking. At the track? Yeah. Oh, okay. So you could do golf cart if it's rainy, you could do truck, whatever. Sure. We can do whatever. Yeah. But who are, who's attending? So, attending the race will be you, your brother, me, Logan, and DW and his wife. Okay. Now, we are in the VIP suites, which is catered, open bar. I'm back in. It's not an open bar. It's a cash bar. Okay. You're out again. Did they have a bar last time? Yeah, they had two. Don't you remember? One on one side, one on the other? I don't remember getting drinks. Oh, yeah. We didn't. She was a great... She was a cool little black lady. Huh. Remember? She was like, ah, this is the first time I've done this. We chit-chatted with her. Thanks. And then we got the premium seats this year. Okay. So Logan and I had good seats, but they were barstool. Yeah. You know, with a bar table. Yeah. We have recliners up against the window. So you learned last year what to get this year? Yeah. And so... It's going to be fun. So I've got a question for you. Yes. All right. Do we– so Friday we're going down. I was ready to go Thursday. Okay i can't i'm too busy so uh we'll head head up so i'll do dinner and qualifying is friday okay so they qualify and then how you qualify time wise is where you split you up in your heat sit up in your three heats yeah okay And I think they take the top 11 out of each heat. So on race day question is, I know the late model is the star of the show, but do they have other divisions too before that? Or is it just late model all day? Three heat races. So here's the one gripe I have with it. Okay. Is they have the three heat races starting at two o'clock, I think. Isn't it, Logan? On Saturday? Two or three. Something like that, yeah. And that's unbelievable to watch. Okay. Yeah, that's my favorite part. Yeah. Well, then when they finish, it's like two hours before the actual main race starts. Oh, okay. Well, dude, we can get liquored up. Are you crazy? Last time, there was an extra rain delay. It was. Yeah, I remember last year it was. It was a little longer. And so I'm just like, dude, book a band next time. Like, do something to entertain the crowd. Yeah. Like you got to realize. I feel like there was. I wonder if we can get them to play Life, Liberty, Happiness in between events. It's two hours. It's a live podcast. A live podcast right there. Middle of the infield. So anyway. I can't wait for this. My question to you is. Okay. Do we go to qualifying or do we, I cook and then we have your TV and we're watching qualifying on TV? We go to, we do everything at the track. Oh. We can watch TV anywhere. Yeah, but you. Can't... We could always take the golf cart back for the two hours. You're talking about on qualifying day. No, qualifying is Friday. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So that's what I'm saying. Why don't we. We could just snack. We just snack before the qualifying. We go and then we come back and then you cook whatever... That's fine. I just... Qualifying, you probably just go in and sit on the regular bleachers. Yeah. Which is fine. There ain't gonna be that many people there. Well, at least. Find out what time Corey is slaughtered for qualifying. Sure. And we'll watch him go through. I'm just saying we can stay and watch it on TV. Yeah. And eat. Yeah. Dinner. It's really up to you. I don't care. Okay. But then Saturday morning, Brad is cooking breakfast. And then we'll head over whenever y'all feel like it because we can. And then we can eat there during the day is what you're saying. Yeah. What time did they start serving dinner last time? How come nobody asked me to cook? I don't know. I'm a damn hell of a chef. Well, you can cook Friday then. All right. You're hosting. I'll cook Friday. What were you going to do? I hadn't. Unlike your brother. No, no. I wake up that morning. I go to Foodline and I just pick up. It has been a huge week as far as work. Wagyu and lobster tail plant. No, I'm kidding. Well, maybe I won't. All right. Moving on. We got a few minutes behind. So camping and racing. We're all excited. We're on the front of a hood. that could possibly be in the big, big deal, right? That would be awesome. And the drivers that came out yesterday, wasn't it Logan? The, uh, entry list. I don't know if you've seen it, Trent. It's, there's a lot. It's freaking ridiculous. Who's who? It's 87 drivers. That's incredible. And it is both waffles. Wow. Uh, so I think junior motor sports has three cars. Wow. Um, Corey Heim that won the two cup races. He's in it. I mean, It's the who's who. So it's going to be. Sellers in it too? Well, I mean, none of them are in it. No, no. I'm saying. Yes. Just mention the people that are there. Yeah. I'm just saying. Sellers coming. They all got to race in. Yeah. But yes. And the only reason I say that is because sellers didn't make it last year. Yeah. Yeah. So you've got to be on your. Yeah. That's cool. All right. Yeah. Moving on. Yeah. Oh, I did fail to mention my last pool day. Oh, yeah. How'd that go? It was sad. Sad? Yeah. Put a pool in your backyard. Yeah. Just kind of harden that downhill. And all the water would pour out. Now you have the, what do they call? Infinity pool? Yeah. Just do a two-tiered infinity pool. Get to the edge and just roll out to the lake. Three-tier then. All right. Next on this. On this day. This day in history. I have none. You don't have anything? Dude, I don't think you realize how my day has been. Historically, three weeks ago, or two weeks ago, last week, you had this day in history. In 1806, I thought this was interesting, Lewis and Clark came back to Missouri after a two-and-a-half-year trek across the West. So it was the whole Lewis and Clark trip. They made it back. In how long? Two-and-a-half years. It took them to go across to the West and come back. So.... And there are some historical things that I think are funny now, right? If they hadn't have done it, wouldn't we know anyway? Eventually, yeah. Yeah. Somebody had to go. What gets me about that that I don't think people realize, and I'll tell you, it wasn't until I watched the show 1883 or whatever it was when they were trekking from Texas out to California. It never crossed my mind. You don't just head west and then you go. Yeah. Crossing a river is a, you know. Monumental thing. Huge. Yeah. Imagine what they got to the Mississippi. Dude, this is going to take a while. That movie, like, Into the Wild is one of my favorites. I'm pretty sure that was the name of the movie. But it was a guy that went to Alaska to just live by himself because. He hated people. And when he was starving to death, he couldn't leave because the winter, the weather. Oh, wow. The river that was just a creek that he passed was now a roaring river in the spring, and he couldn't get out. So he was literally stuck. Like, you've done a drive in Highland. How challenging it can be just there. Imagine them cats went all the way. You've got to know the pass. You've got to know, turn left at that ridge. Now, God, there's some people that are going to be watching this that go, Jesus, is he that stupid? But how many were along for the journey? At Lewis and Clark? Yeah, it wasn't just them two. Wasn't it Sacagawea? She took them through? Or was it Pocahontas? I would assume there would have been, you know, 25, 30 people. Oh, I don't know. And that, you know, that they had helpers. I'm pretty sure there's a hell of a documentary about that, Lewis and Clark, because Clay Travis talks about that. No, no. What Clay Travis says is he's got a great idea of somebody would just fund it, that he thinks if you read Lewis and Clark's travels, it's a made-for-TV documentary. Oh. Well, it should be. Maybe we should get on that Angel Studios. What if they just went, it said two and a half years, but what if they just went like 10 miles knowing nobody else was coming and just came up with a bunch of stories? Oh, my God. You should have seen what was over there. Yeah, those damn gold rivers. All right. Yeah. Moving on. Drama. I know you still haven't done it, But I'm telling you this right now. Easily. If not my number one of all time, it's pushing the door. Okay. Lioness is that damn good. So you haven't read the agenda. Why? Underneath. It says, got into Lioness. Dude. Did four episodes in one day. Sorry, I did just look down. Dude, I can't. I mean, I can't. I don't know what it is that, you know how Sopranos sort of hooked you because over time you realized just how authentic it is. And I know I'm getting past some of the girl combat stuff. I'm talking about all the bits and pieces of information. It's so authentic and up to date. So I think it's, is it eight or nine episodes in the season? Oh, in this season? I don't know. So I just jumped to season three. Oh, I didn't want to. I didn't want to. I'd seen season one and I didn't like it. But you raved about it so much. I thought, well, let me just give it a chance. What do you think? I'm going to float this out there. So be flexible because, you know, there has been many times I've left here with an opinion and I come back later and I go, damn, you were right. You know what I mean? Yes. So what I'm saying about being flexible is I have a hard time. A, the timeline, and I know he's doing this to you on purpose. Like, I can't figure out where we. Which part of this are we in, right? I hate when they do that. Okay, so he keeps doing that to me over and over again. Yeah. And I get that's the bit that keeps you, you know, the whodunit, right? You got to keep wondering whodunit, who took her. So I understand that. Yes, the women in combat thing bothers me. But what did bother me, what's bothered me so far, and hear me out, is I'm only on episode four. So next week I'm going to come back and tell you, oh, shit, dude, you were right. I just needed to give it the whole thing. The whole point of episode one is they go into Ukraine to get the most important number two queen on. The chessboard out of Ukraine. And then by episode four, they're saying, well, we knew he really wasn't that important, so let's trade him. I was like, well, why did you go to all that effort if you knew he wasn't that important? So you haven't seen the latest episode. I'm just telling you, I've only watched the first four of this season. I haven't seen the last four. Okay, well, just keep watching. Those answers will come out. Okay, that's what I'm waiting for. And that is what hooked me so bad. I was getting frustrated because I was like, well, dude, why do they risk their lives if somebody really wasn't important? No, that's what's great about how it sucks you in. And then this last episode, all of those answers that are going through your head are answered. And you actually go, Jesus, this is happening again. As we speak. Cool. All right. Like you literally go, oh, my God. Like it starts to come into focus. All right. Let me give you another thing that I don't think that you're going to like just because I know friends or whatever. But I'm telling you, dude, I can go down these rabbit trails and maybe Logan doesn't like this guy either. What's the guy's name? I can never think of his freaking name. I texted Audrey and Perry. Okay. It's a comedian. And I love watching comedy. Sometimes I'm in the mood to laugh about something. And I've seen enough of his clips on TikTok. Obviously, they're advertising this guy again so that they can bump up his numbers or he's doing it. Anthony Jeselnik. I don't know if you've ever heard of this guy before. Google it, Logan. Yeah, if you can. Okay. He, and when you look at him, you think there's no way this dude is going to have a mouth like that. Like, this dude looks like a model. He doesn't look like he'd be doing stand-up comedy. But his comedy is so good. Do you remember the old guy, Stephen Wright? Oh, yeah. You know, put forward spot remover or drop spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone. Yeah. Right? And the stuff that gets you. His delivery is really slow. Like, you're saying, come on, dude. But he does it on purpose because your mind is trying to think ahead of him. Like, what's he going to say? And he never, ever says what you think he's going to say. And his, you know, like the crossing the bar? Mm-hmm. You're always going, oh, my God, who would say something like that? Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, I laughed for an hour at this dude. Anthony Giselnik. I have. That guy. Yeah. Yeah. There's a comedian similar to him. Like I know with what you're referring to, I think. Now, I forgot his name. He's on one of my TikToks. But he does the same thing. Like you think he's saying something. And then he flips it, and you're like, oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, and just gets you. And usually it's like– and they do bring him in to do those roasts of Tom Brady and all that because– remember the guy that got in trouble with the National Republican Convention because his comedy, he went over the top. When he came up there, then they wanted to say the whole Republican Party is anti-Jew or something because he said some kind of joke. Yeah. That's the guy that would do something like that. He's going to walk in and you think you're hiring him and he will insult you to your face. It's like he's just really just crazy. Yeah, because you made me think of the one that he said. He said something about he said, my wife and I are thinking about adoption. Yeah. And he goes, what do you think? Should we? And the crowd starts clapping and he's like, all right. yeah we'll give him. Away yeah yeah it's that kind of exact thing yes and that is exactly the crowd was like oh yeah yeah that's that's exactly how he was so that's that was also in my drama but i wanted to let you know i did watch lioness or am watching lioness. Oh good like i am a like it is something i look forward to every week because and the only reason trent i'm saying is like you have brought it up many times like now that i've watched that series i look back at at the bridge that got blown up on 95 in Pennsylvania. All right, dude, come on. Yeah. It just mysteriously blew up. And then you got a bridge on I-95 rebuilt in what? Like a week? Yeah. And so. That bridge isn't back yet. I thought. The one that the cargo ship knocked down. That's not back up yet. But they built. I mean, they were able to get 95 back up and running with a new bridge. I'm pretty sure that's not up yet. I mean, how do you get on 95? I'm pretty sure everybody's doing their detours. I don't know. That's 100% sure. I'm not 100% sure of that. But I do know the reason I say that is because the kid that I know, Jordan Richardson, they're bidding on to fix that bridge. Maybe they got something temporary. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But, I mean, like there's one part, and I'm not going to tell you anything secretive to it, but it's just it made me think because the guy said, You know, the secret, not secret, CIA, right? The operatives. He said, what are they, what's the narrative on this one? And he goes, ah, they're blaming ICE on this one. And he goes, God, kick an agency while they're down? Oh, yeah. Would you think that don't happen? Yeah, I'm sure. Right. And now I start looking at it differently. I'm like, oh, my God, did that person really just, we talk about the houses blowing up in Northern Virginia. Yeah. All of a sudden. Yeah, exactly. You know, there's a story that happened last week. I sent you a clip of it. So Perry used to work at an Aldi in Nashville. Yeah. Oh, yes. And the guy took off in the middle of the night and just cried right through the middle of the store. So the trailer got stuck on the storefront, but the tractor, the truck actually pulled away from it. It went into the store about halfway through it. Totally demolished everything that was in there. That's crazy. And they arrested him. That's a story in Aldi. They arrested him. We let the guy go that knocked the bridge down. In Baltimore? In Baltimore. The guy in Baltimore, that guy's sailing now. They just let him go. I swear, I just don't understand that. Something's shady there. Yeah. And then that's what I like about Lioness. You see, next episode, watch this. You'll have a boat going into a bridge and you'll go, Anyway, moving on. Legacy acting media entertainment, or as we know it, lame. You found it. ABC News. Iranian president pushed back at Trump during UN speech. Yeah, I thought that was interesting. If I hadn't wrote this down, would you have known who the Iranian president is? So from time to time he pops up. But what's funny about all that is it's hard for me to grasp because when we think about our president, that's the end all– that's who's making– we still have Congress and Senate, but I mean that's who's pushing the agenda. Yeah. We see president of Iran, you think, oh, but he has like– it seems no power whatsoever. Yeah. So it's not the prime minister or whatever they call a guy, the supreme being. Yeah. So I used to think– so you remember– We kept killing all their leaders. Yes. How did this guy make it through? I just wonder. That's what I'm saying. I don't think he's a leader. Yeah. His name was Massoud Pazekian. Yeah. I think he's the leader of their parliament, and you and I both know. You think Trump looked at him and goes, you're lucky that you're still here? Should have. Yeah. Yep. All right. NBC News, CNN, Politico, and MSNOW to face off with Trump administration in court over White House ban. Yep. Did you see the video of that where Barack Obama is literally lecturing what would happen if we had done that? Yeah. But he did. He literally did that. He did it. Yeah. Not only that, but then also spied on and investigated reporters that were conservatives. And see, here's what's crazy about that. And this is the part that I do like about Bill Maher. Is if you said that to Bill, he would go, no, he did not. Yeah. And then you show the video and he would go, oh, my God. Yeah. And the reason I say that is I watched Megyn Kelly spar with Bill over the election. Right. Where he said nobody's ever, you know, and she had to show him clips of literally all the people that challenged Donald Trump winning in 2016. Yeah. And now on his show, he says that. Look, stop. I mean, y'all all have said elections are stolen. Some of these guys, I think, are still in the age. Well, first off, Obama doesn't care. But are still in the age that they control the media and the narrative and can say whatever they want. The sad thing for them is there's social media now. And they hate it. And we're more educated now than ever. That's why they always say that social media is the problem. Yeah. Because they know we can actually determine what the truth is now. I think it's also funny that CNN, Politico, and MSN now are culprits in not showing the press conferences or the addresses to the nation that Trump wanted to do. They just decided not to show them. Correct. So when he kicks them out, they're talking about freedom of press. You're not telling that side of the story. You're literally– and who– You can say what you need to say from wherever. No one has to invite you into a room. That's right. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I think it's great that he can. And actually, at the UN, there's a clip. I almost used it today. There's a clip of him. He was upset at the UN that CNN was sitting right there. He doesn't want them at all to be around him. Well, I mean, you know. Yeah. Maybe they should fix their issues. Yeah. CBS News. Yeah. U.S.-Iran hold first talks since Trump threatened annihilation. Yeah. So I read probably six headlines that had the word annihilation. So on win, win, win today, we're going to hear what he actually said about annihilation. Well, I can't wait to get to it because here's what I can tell you. I have convinced myself that Iran, you cannot make a deal with them. Right, of course. And I got to thinking the other day, Trent, I was like, you know, Trump's playing chess and we're all thinking, why are we in Iran? You know, we know for nuclear reasons, but go back and think. Like I mentioned this the other day, the election in 1980. Do you remember what the big headline was? About the hostages in Iran? Yeah. And they were in Iran. They hate us. There is no... You know what I'm saying? Like Russia, China, all of them, they're players on the stage. Iran does not play. They kill. Yeah, yeah. And so... You do not. Think that if they had a nuclear weapon that they would not. Have launched it? And I don't think America gets it. Yeah, of course they would. This isn't new. They actually had missiles that could launch and reach Europe. That's how long those missiles could go. You think if they got nuclear material, they weren't going to threaten? They would have kept threatening. And that you should follow the news where you see them using proxies to tear down their neighbors. Like, this isn't just us. They hate them all. You know, if he's using his two more years to make them inept— So that we can control the Straits, and they don't have any power to be able to control the Straits. He has made this country better for the next 20 years. And the world. Yeah. Like, that's the part that gets me. Like, if France, Germany, and any of them just helped, we would fix the problem. Yep. All right. Moving on. TikTok shout out. We got a new jingle for that, too, right? A bumper. Didn't she use it last week? He probably doesn't know about it. Where it goes, da-doop. The whole TikTok sound? It's just the TikTok. We need to put that on the agenda so we remember to look for that. But she's, you know what she's doing? I'm going to give you some credit, Logan. And if you've ever seen, have you ever seen Everybody Loves Raymond? Yes. The show? There was an episode where the mom, where Debra wanted to learn how to cook because Ray, you know, she couldn't cook at all. Yeah. So the mom, Ray's mom was going to, what was her name? Marie? Marie. Yeah. Marie was going to let her start using her spices. Yeah. But she mislabeled all of them. Yeah. That's what Emma just did to you. That's what Emma did to me. She didn't give you the news about the TikTok jingle. All right. There you go. My man. He found it. All right. So in the TikTok shout out, Brian. Please tell me you have got to have seen this woman. She comes through my feed, but I had never followed her until because of this show. You have got to have seen this lady. Okay, get this. Her name is Tamika. Her handle is TamikaX. Okay. She has 424,000 followers. Wow. And 10 million likes. Good Lord. And you know how people. Critique food? Yeah. All right. This woman is ginormous, black woman. You have to listen to how she chews her food. But you got to work your way through it. It takes a little bit of time to work your way through it. But she is so damn funny when she talks about it. This is five fish fillets stacked on top of one another from McDonald's. Give me my fillet of fish. Hey, what's going on? What's going on? Hey, y'all. Today, I'm at McDonald's. And I got me a. Five fish fillet. Y'all see it? I got me some fries. A tray is attached to the steering wheel. The steering wheel has a tray. What I think is funny, she's testing the fries out like we don't know what McDonald's is. Okay. I'm going to see if we can interview her. Oh, my God. She's going back for some more. First handful wasn't enough. Yeah, exactly. And, dude, as soon as this is done, as soon as this is done, we're going to look at the comments because, oh, my God, they are so hilarious. Okay. Okay, y'all. Y'all see it. Y'all see it. Literally five fillets stacked on top. Y'all see it. It's been a while. It's been a while. Let y'all see. Serena there, too. She always gets it on her clothes. Oh, my God. I thought one bite was a whole fish. Yeah. Who stacks five fillets on top of one another? Baby, it's slouchy, y'all. Slouchy. Slouchy. She never criticizes any of her clips. She never criticizes the... Because she used to own her own restaurant. And she never wants anyone to think she's bad-mouthing anybody. So she always does clips of what she likes, which I think is a lot. Tamika X. Tamika XL. Tamika XL. Can you see the comments while she's playing? Oh, my God. Look at the mayonnaise or tartar on her mouth. Eating a school of fish is insane. A school of fish. Filet-O-Jingo. Baby, just one little slouch. Oh, she got tartar sauce on her chin. One little slouch America, huh? What else, Logan? I know she has 18,000 points on her McDonald's. Will you be using your app? The steering wheel table. I've never seen a filet of mountain. Hey, boo. When I get to the speaker, how do I order? Do I say give me the aquarium meal? All right, that's good. That's good. Oh, my God. So look her up. And, dude, I'm telling you, you can go down that rabbit trail and just watch her over and over again. And, dude, she is so freaking funny. And then she's got the wig on sometimes. Holy cow. Yeah. So, dude, I'm telling you, I'm going to reach out to her, see if she can come on the show. All right. Child. TikTok shout out was sponsored by State Farm. Need insurance in Bedford? 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He's ready to fire everybody. After the first series. No, it was just not good to see that you run all over Clemson and. You don't even try. You don't even hand the ball off. They looked horrible. To what could be one of the best running backs in the nation. That's right. And so it was discouraging, to say the least. Yeah. Obviously, Chambliss is the real deal. Yeah. Ole Miss is a good team, no doubt. Yeah. No, they are good. But it's like I kind of settled down after the game was over. I wasn't as upset as I thought I was going to be. Uh-huh. Cause, cause obviously they had a chance to win at the end. Yeah. And I'm like, dude, you're in an environment in a freaking toxic, the best, not to mention all of us that went in it. Yeah. The tox, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And, um, it just, it was like, all right, well, we just need to take a deep breath. Yeah. Obviously the man can coach. Yeah. Who do you think found Chambliss? Yeah. I mean, it wasn't the head coach now. Yeah. So, I mean, uh, you know they they should have there were when you look back on it i mean he missed throws yeah right i mean missed the kid wide open in the end zone yeah uh but at the same time i told logan i was like dude Like, the amount of people that are ready to get, like, that he's trash. I'm like, dude, they were fourth down with the game on the line, and he had that unbelievable scramble play. Yeah. Like, shut up. I don't get into it. Everybody, it's too, I mean, that's how you get clicks. People just come up with that stupid stuff. And you are in an era now where you can at least make the playoffs with a loss or two. Oh, yeah. I mean, we've seen that in a couple weeks in a row. Logan brought up a great point. Notre Dame has sort of screwed you out of one spot because they have an automatic. They're in the top 10, 12. So you're probably going to get one less SEC school because of that. And so you do got to, you know. I think the shocker for me was A & M. Texas A & M and Kentucky screwed my parlay. It was like, who in the world would have thought that? That was ridiculous. Everybody kept, all these, like, analysts kept saying who this guy is. I don't know who Will Stein is. I have no idea the coach. Obviously, I knew the offensive coordinator because I was tired of hearing his name. He used to be a shoes offensive coordinator under Brian Kelly. Yeah. And they kept praising him and his coach about the toughness that he's brought to Kentucky. Yeah. Damn, Stoops was a pretty tough dude. Oh, yeah. How about the Houston-Texas Tech game? Did you see how that ended? Yeah. Was that a two-point conversion the guy was diving for? And it was like the strings didn't touch the goal line and they didn't give it to him? Yeah. Dude, that was half an inch. That was wild. There were so many weird ones. The NC State, when I got so mad. Oh, my God. I'm like, how do you do that? Imagine if you were an NC State. Diehard. Yeah. That would be devastating. They kept trying to compare it to Michigan. And I'm like, that's not a comparison. No, it's not even close. In the Michigan game, the punter fumbled. And, yes, everything that could go wrong went wrong. Yeah. Right? No, this is avoidable, 100%. Yeah. Like, you didn't have to do anything. No. You could have literally just downed it right there. Or you could have. Just throw it 60 yards in the air. To nobody. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't understand how that happened. That was awful. That was a big one. But, you know, I got to thinking about that. Logan, you probably remember this. When we used to run two-minute drills, do you remember our quarterback, instead of spiking, it took a knee? Mm-hmm. Because I don't think these kids study the game the way it needs to be. To know what down it was. He probably didn't realize just how dumb he was scrambling around. Yeah. Just don't know the game. UVA took a stinker in Charlotte. I did not see that coming. Actually, I tried. Here's what's crazy about it. I went to bet on West Virginia. And so the worst thing. That you can do, because I was in Tennessee, I can bet on UVA games or Virginia teams. Um, The worst thing you can do is get your bets in before college game day because watching college game day is the worst opinion for no one who's going to go. Okay, so I had in mind that I was going to go West Virginia, but all of them picked UVA except for Pat, right? Right. McAfee. Yeah. So I was like, okay. So then I said, I'm still going to pick West Virginia. He's probably right. The odds were so big in Virginia's favor. I was like, maybe I'm just missing something here. So I just stayed away from the game, and I ended up– I would have bet against Virginia. Well, I mean, it's crazy because, honestly, the way Virginia has looked offensively this year, I didn't think it was any way West Virginia could keep up. Yeah. Rich Rod. You've got to give him credit. Remember that preseason college football show that we did? Yeah. Do you remember that's the team that I said that could end up being the sleeper that gets into the playoffs? Rich Rod, you've got to believe in him. I do. I've always liked old Rich. Yeah, it's good to see him winning again. All right, moving on to this weekend. This weekend, yeah. All right, you got Northwestern at Indiana. On a Friday night. That could be a trip, you know, that could be tough because Northwestern's not bad. They housed Colorado. Yeah. Like, that was horrible. We got a lot of top 25 matchups, too. And, Logan, I don't know if you've seen the TikTok that's going around that shows Northwestern beating Colorado, and they play that speech of the— Oh, yes, yes. With her on the sideline, too. Speech of who? Of the female strength coach. Oh, God. Yeah. They play that with her, you know. Oh, that's funny. After getting just. After getting. I will say this about Deion. Man, the dude is just. Win or lose, he does not care. Yeah. He made one of his players come out and apologize. Because one of the mics had picked up pregame. Of them trashing the stadium, saying what a crappy stadium it was. Yeah. And the dude came out and apologized in front of the media that he would do better in the future. And Deion said, I love you, boy. And he left. He ain't going to let you get away with nothing. Yeah. Good for him. Yep. All right. Let's see. Oh, man. UT, the Battle of the Utts. Yeah. UT, UT. UT. And what's also kind of crazy is they have the exact same logo. The T is the same. That's true, yeah. Like when I see people with the burnt orange Texas, that's the only way I can tell. It's burnt orange versus orange. Is College Game Day at Neyland? Yeah, College Game Day is at Neyland. I hear a lot of people complaining that all they're doing is the SEC. But, dude. Well, I mean, who else got 100,000 fans? And who else has played anybody yet? Yeah. Right. Now, I'm going to say this, and you all probably disagree. Mm-mm. I didn't mind Morgan Freeman, but it was sort of on edge. Oh, dude, we said Lee Corso's back. Yeah, thank you, man. I felt uncomfortable. And get this. I bet you didn't know this, but Blake, we were watching College Game Day before we left to go to Tailgate. Blake Googled, and he said, did you guys know that Morgan Freeman's left hand is never in any film? Ah, I saw the thing on it. So he had– and that's why– kind of looked up he was wearing that white glove yeah right at the beginning or whatever color glove it was he had a glove on he's got um some kind of oh shoot i forgot what he told me what it was but there's some something going on with his uh uh it's like one of those socks that you put on that help with your your. I guess blood flow research yeah circulation. And so i started watching lioness his left hand is hidden every time ah Now I'll, I'll look for that. He's got a, he's got a black glove and you can tell it's a black glove, but he's always got it usually under a desk. He doesn't show it. So now I wonder if on Shawshank Redemption, was he hiding his left hand? And I, I mean, don't you agree that it, they could have bet. I mean, why not Elon Manning? Yeah. You know, somebody like that. I'm sure it was, I don't know, but it was, it was uncomfortable. They couldn't, they couldn't let him finish talking because. He was taking so long. Yeah. Like me. So, uh, I can't wait to see who– I mean, you've got a million choices. Oh, gosh. Tennessee. Yeah. But I hope it's fun. I'm surprised you're not going this weekend, Trent. I'm going racing. I know. We might miss him Saturday night. Has anybody seen Trent? I would hate to go to a tailgate, but it's a 12 p.m. Start. Why didn't they do a 3 o'clock game? At least a 3 o'clock game. Although, have we ever seen a college game day– Game start at 12. Oh, yeah. Plenty of times. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah. A hundred times. Yeah. Well, it'll be interesting, to say the least. Louisville, Wake, that's a big game. Another Jeff Rupert prediction. Louisville beating SMU last week. We can move off of Oklahoma. Why? They're not good, dude. Oh, okay. No, no, they're not. Like, they got, this weekend they won against, who was it? Oh, yeah, it was like Fresno State or something. I don't even think it was that good. Really? No, it was a bad, bad team. And they won like 14-7. Like, it was not. Yeah, their offense is worse than Clemson. It's not good. Yeah, they beat New Mexico 14-6. Oh, wow. That ain't good, man. Still early. Still early. I know, but, I mean, you're going to Georgia, right? You ain't in that game. No, no, I'm just saying it's a matchup worth seeing. Now, Ole Miss at Florida. Watch out. So that's a funny thing. So Florida's gotten a little bit of hype all of a sudden, and I hear people talking about what kind of a coach that guy is. I thought it was a horrible pick that they made, but apparently he may be pretty good. Well, he better fix his defense. He gave up 30-some points at Auburn. If Florida stays good, Oklahoma's got a pretty tough schedule, I'm not going to lie. Yeah. At Georgia, Texas at home, Kentucky at home, at Mississippi State. Just say they're in the SEC. Yeah. Who is this? Oklahoma. Oh, yeah. But, I mean, everybody in the SEC has got that. If you ever look at your record or who you've got to play on the schedule, you're like, oh. My God. Yeah, I mean, LSU this weekend. You've got Texas A & M coming in after a bad loss. I'm telling you what, this is kind of a sleeper. Tennessee might. This is a good year for them to sneak up on people. That true freshman quarterback. Is the real deal. Yeah. I don't know because I didn't go in the stadium, but from what I've. Seen, he's pretty good. South Carolina at Bama. Yeah. I mean, to me, I'm just telling you right now, this is a must win for Beamer. I was going to say, if he gets blown out, he could be fired. Yeah, he could. Yep. Very well. But he's also that type of coach that does win that type of game. Yep. So we'll see. He also leaked just recently like some number one top five player or whatever has picked him. So, you know, they do that early in the season so that you didn't get fired. Yeah. You know what I mean? Oregon, USC, huge games. Yeah. Across the board. And Missouri at Mississippi State. That's two top 25 teams. Yeah. Mississippi State. They kind of come out of nowhere. I mean, are there ever big games in the Big Ten? Or big whatever it's now? That's what I mean. The Ohio State played Texas. Yeah. No, no. I'm talking about. Right. With SEC. Illinois, Ohio State. And conference. Yeah. Illinois, Ohio State. Purdue, Ohio State. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not. Michigan State, Michigan used to mean something, and now that doesn't mean anything. Right. Yeah. All right. Moving on. Yep. NFL. Yeah. The Bills. Over the lines. Dude, the Lions are struggling a little bit. They got to fix that defense. Yeah. But how good is it with Bill's new coach coming out? Looking pretty good. And the Bengals going in and beating the Texans. Yeah. Dude, the talking heads just get on my nerves. I don't know if you saw Mina Kimes. Is that her name? I can't. I will not watch her. I can't stand her. She's telling everybody that Joe Burrow is hurt and that he's on one leg and barely making it. And this is before the game. And now he's got to go into Texas. Yeah. And play the Texans after they have already got one loss. You can't watch any of them. And she says they will eat him alive. Well, he comes out and throws dimes. It's like the Texans are 0-2. So, what the hell? Oh, Brown, skip grief. What the hell did I type there? The Borens over the Bucs. So, there is no way. So, just listen to this from last week. There's no one that did a parlay last week that won. You couldn't have. Because you had the Bengals over the Texans. You had the Browns over the Bucks, the Vikings over the Bears, the Saints over the Ravens, and the Raiders over the Chargers. That was incredible. Everybody that won the first week decided, I'm just going to take this week off. Yeah, and then get this. In this week, there's not a single matchup between two undefeated teams. Oh, wow. Everybody is either 1-1, 0-2, or 2-0 facing each other. No one is 2-0 facing each other. That's crazy. That's wild. All right, quickly, we've got to move on because these are good subjects. NASCAR. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, huge. Logano wins or the punches. Yeah. Which one's the bigger news? Yeah. Bristol never seems to disappoint at night. Yeah. Except when they put dirt on the track. Yeah. But, I mean, that's a storyline and a half. And Logano, I know y'all hate him, but he just seems to show up. Yeah. And I'm kind of rooting for him more this year than ever. Yeah. Because people have always said his titles are paper titles. Yeah, if he can win like the real way. So if he wins this year, then. Yeah, I'm still a gimmick at the top. It's funny because Denny Hamlin actually said at some point in time, we've got to start mentioning him in the. I mean, this would be his fourth title. At some point in time, you got to start talking about. He's just got to keep at it. But the question I have for you, because you said it this weekend. Okay, all of us old school NASCAR people, when those two punches went flying, and I'd give Blamey credit. People don't remember this about the fight because the video footage wasn't long enough. He still ran up and clocked him with his left too, right? So they still got some punches in. But in the old school, everybody knew. The next weekend, you're dumping them. Yes. Or some point in the season, you're going to dump them. Like your brother, Carolina Kevin, was adamant that Hosovar is not going to finish this race because Keselowski owes Hosovar. Hosovar finished third. Yes. You know what I mean? So today's NASCAR is an old school NASCAR. Is anything going to happen to them? Except... The old school is the Josevar is where I'm at. He is Josevar. So Josevar will dump you. But will any of the others that are these corporate guys? Now, I would say Blaney and Keselowski are probably two of the people that I would think would retaliate, especially Keselowski because he's the owner. The best two interviews that I saw this weekend was Blaney. I don't know if you saw his interview with Denny Hamlin. Where he said he got his ass whipped. No, it was something I never thought of until he brought it up. And obviously he hadn't thought about it either. It's different when you're going to somebody's car than it is when you're the one they're coming to. Yeah. Because you don't realize you're going by yourself. Your posse's not with you. Yeah. And he said, I probably didn't think that through. Well, Kenny Wallace talked about that. So the fine that will happen, and I haven't heard anything about fines, but Kenny Wallace said the fine will be on Blaney. Because I didn't know this. The rule is never leave your space. So if you're next to your car, that's on you. When you've left your space, your car to go to someone else's car, whatever happens at that car, no matter what, you're the one that's at fault. So the president, I saw his interview. No fines, no penalties, no nothing. Oh, good. This is what NASCAR fans are asking us to stay out of it. We're staying out of it. So what's the Mount Rushmore next week? Oh, what did we talk? Best punches. Oh, best NASCAR fight? No, not NASCAR. Just any sport. Best punches. Oh, yeah. Any sport. There are some good ones. That's not boxing. Yeah. Don't give me UFC and boxing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Outside sports. There's some great ones. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. So I'm interested to see that. And then I saw the interview of Tommy Baldwin. And who's the guy we like with Brad Keselowski racing? Rhys, Rhys, Ron Priest. Oh, okay. So they were on a podcast together and Ron Priest is explaining why Josevar is a problem. Yeah. And Tommy is explaining to him why they all look at him at old school. And I love what Tommy said that apparently these drivers aren't understanding. They're not trained. As Tommy said, listen, you, back then you knew if Earnhardt or Rusty, You didn't race them the same way you race somebody else. Yeah. He's going to cross you over, and he's going to be there. Yeah. So you don't come down. Yeah, yeah. Don't come out here complaining. Yeah. Did you see Priest? He was red-faced. Did you see Priest talking smack to those cars? That's why I thought it was great, because Priest was trying to say, this kid just doesn't respect anybody. Yeah. And Tommy's saying, look, when you left the track, nobody was clapping for you. Yeah. When he left the track, there were fans on both sides. I don't know if you saw that. Dude, Josavar left in a golf cart outside of the stadium, four deep on both sides for a half a mile. Sweet. And Tommy said, it made me feel so good that what y'all don't get is a kid sees that and goes to his local track and thinks, I can be him. Yeah. What happens with the Priests, and I thought Priests was one of the cool guys too, but the Priests and the Bushers and all the young guys that are kind of in that midstream, mid-level talent, they're raised by corporate drivers that have been corporate drivers since Jeff Gordon and Jimmy Johnson ruling the sport. They literally changed what the drivers were. You mentioned two of the icons, Rusty Wallace and Earnhardt. I can still remember this day. Rusty Wallace throwing his water bottle at Dale Earnhardt after a race. You know what I mean? It's just the stuff that happened. And you knew next week one of them is going to wreck the other one when they get a chance. I remember I think Rusty got fined or something for cussing. Yeah. And he said he'd pay his fines in pennies. Yeah. Basically told him to F all. Yeah. Like that was racing. Yeah, exactly. But I mean, I even heard Kyle Larson, who I immensely love, you know, basically call Josavar a child. Yeah. Who doesn't conform. And I'm like, dude. Yeah. You've wrecked your own car by yourself the last four weeks. Calm down. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. I mean. So they just need Corey Heim to move in there. Yeah. Yeah. They need another guy that will dump him. Nobody ever mentions that. What happened to Ross Chastain? He was that guy. Right. But nobody ever mentions that Josef was going to win the San Diego race. Yeah. Until Heim dumped him. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Right. I want Blaney to do something to Hosovar. Sure. Even though I want Hosovar to win, I want Blaney to do something to him. Yes. you almost do you remember a couple years ago the uh chase elliott and um harvick battle yes where they got in harvick tried to dump yeah and it backfired and he ran into the wall yeah. When i when i cancel my mind you remember that race where they just completely forgot about driving the race anymore where hamlin and ross chastain And Hamlin just decided to block him no matter what. And Ross kept wanting to not get hit. So he kept slowing down. They were practically both stopped in the middle of the race. During the race. Yeah. And then they just quit doing it. Or when Kenseth dumped Logano and killed his championship. Yeah. And the crowds went nuts. Crazy at Martinsville. Yeah. Anyway. I loved it. NASCAR this week was a plus. Good job. Logano wins the race. And we're on to Kansas. And we'll have those picks coming up. I don't think Kevin... is joining us today. Oh, okay. Someone called in sick at the cemetery. Dude, you had an awful week last week at Bristol. Did I? That might be one of the worst weeks of scoring ever. Dude, I couldn't remember if I took Logano or Blaney. You did. And then I took Blaney. You took Blaney. Yeah. Blaney and Bowman. They were 35th. And your outside pick finished ahead of them was Zane Smith. He finished 28th. Oh, me. All right. No upsets last week in high school. Shout out to Bobby Alvis. Bobby does such a good job. Alvis, Bobby Alvis. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sports Buffet, is that what it is? Yeah. Does such a phenomenal job. I get a lot of news from him on his posts. Yeah, yeah. JF goes to LCA this weekend. Yeah. Big game. Huge game. Probably the game of the year in the Seminole. Logan and I had a chance, bumped into an official, and we were asking about. Like Bobby Knight used to? No, no. Like we ran into, talked to. I'll be there. Okay. An official does Friday night games. Yeah. And I asked about LCA because they struggled a little bit against Amherst. They struggled a lot in scrimmage against Appomattox. Both, I don't think, are very, what I would say, top tier programs right now. Yeah. And he mentioned the struggle a little bit at Amherst. He said that there is a stud at LCA, wide receiver. Oh, yeah. Who also returns kicks and everything. And he said it was odd because he wasn't playing. Huh. The first, what did he say, first quarter. Yeah. And he ended up coming in later on. So he said, I don't know what happened. Yeah. But, you know, I think he's the real deal for LCA. Maybe our inside LCA people can text us and let us know. About that, Baxter. So, Rustberg at Heritage. I think we've all found out Heritage probably– He's good. He's much better than we thought. Yeah. They smoked glass last week. Yeah. And then Amherst at Brookville. It's probably a good matchup there. Yeah. I talked with Coach Watts a little bit at Rustberg, and I didn't realize that they had their chances to beat Brookville and blew them. And then Liberty at glass. Yeah. So we'll see how that goes. I have mentioned the struggles at Liberty. And Wyatt said, hey, at least they're in the dogwood next year. You do have something to look forward to. Yeah. True. All right. All right. Moving on. What's happening? It's time for news. All right. Early voting. Yeah. And I have not started yet. Did it today. So, do you get frustrated with the Republican Party of Virginia that it just seems like they don't spend any money whatsoever to try to get a candidate elected? In Virginia? Yeah. Yeah, they're just giving in to Warner? Is that the one you're talking about? Yeah. I'm also worried about what they're doing for McGuire against Perriello. I think it's across the board. Yeah. I will say, just to... go back a little bit note so early voting is now so those that are in lynchburg bedford or one or a forest in bedford it's still the same location early voting it's still the same entrance but it's a different building across from the bedford regional water authority past what's the park fallon creek uh fallen creek falling creek. Um It's past that. You go left. And it's not that building anymore. It's not the gym. You've got to come all the way up the driveway. Yeah. And you'll see all the signs. They just built that building, right? Yeah. Yeah, it looks brand new. But I went there. It took me less than five minutes. Good. Yep. Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like I get so angry when I see that Warner ad. Yeah. When he's talking about fighting against data centers. Yeah. What I just don't understand with people is, do they realize Northern Virginia has hundreds because of him? Yeah. He doesn't want Southwest Virginia to have data centers. Right. He's okay with it being in Northern Virginia where he can get residuals. Yeah. So I heard an ad today, and so that's what I was going to ask you. What would your theme be if you were going to suggest to the Republican Party, What would your theme be that they should run on? Across the country, in Virginia, whatever. I heard one today, and it's what I was thinking I would do, and I'm so glad Ben Klein's ad did this. But what would your theme be? Oh, my theme would be liberals are crazy. Literally is what I was going to say, too. His tagline was common sense over crazy. Like, literally, that's what they should. It's perfect. Yeah. And so I know the Dems have... supposed to not have money or they're borrowing money. To be able to advertise. Isn't that just kind of funny too? Hopefully we can advertise enough, go in the hole, but come out of it because we will take. Over Congress and then we're going to fill our coffers back up. You know what I mean? It's dirty. But anyway, I'm just thinking common sense over crazy was fantastic. They have got to say how crazy the left has become. I have faith we're still going to win the midterms. I hope so. But I saw every poll yesterday, every Senate poll that I saw, the Democrat is ahead. Including Texas? The five that they showed. So every one that they showed, Georgia, New Hampshire. One was a loss. It would be a loss of a seat. North Carolina. Those possibly those things there's five and it's like they do it every year. And that's i guess that's the part the poll. Is always going to show the dim winning until it gets right there at the. End so to me if you're running like like warner's a good example what's he done and was he like he's he's never done anything yeah right so he kind of stays out of the news so but the part with north carolina Was Roy Cooper. Like you can actually point to, Hey, when government actually was needed. Yeah. He ran. Yeah. Like how did he help during the floods? The homie literally ran away. Yeah. That one is like almost double digits ahead. And I don't understand. Like if you're North Carolina, what the hell are you thinking? It's Riley and Charlotte. Yes. They control it all. Yeah. So. And then, you know, the other thing is the whole gas and diesel prices. Sure. And I just think, man, the whole diesel price thing, what infuriates me about that, freaking Zelensky's out there now blowing up diesel fuel in Russia. And people go, well, that's in Russia. It's all a common market. Like they talk about the prices are global. So when you start blowing up refineries, that's actually hurting the tax base of the people that were. Supporting your war. dude, it's crazy. And like you said, like, yes, the gas prices, but no one talks about the median income. Yeah. Like I blew my mind when I read the headline. Highest ever. Ever. Yeah. Think about that. I mean, it's crazy. So I know the golden age, just let him get through this. And, and he's also the opinion. Why the hell do I give a damn if they win Congress? I'm still going to run, you. Know, don't pass more laws. Sure. Why do we need more laws passed anyway? Yeah. He's just making good decisions for the country. Yeah. I don't know. Senate. Congress, I can't fathom us winning Congress. Yeah. But the Senate, I just feel like we can still hold on to somehow. Yeah. Yeah, let's hope so. Because who cares what they do impeachment-wise? Yeah. You're almost to this point. Like, just do it quickly so we can get it vetoed and move on. Yeah, exactly. Yep. Isn't that what they did on the last one? Yeah. Right. Just ran it through. Just come on. Let's go. All right. And he outlasted them all, didn't he? That's true. Yeah. All right. I don't think I have anything on top of my head for what's happening. Yep. So we'll move on to Get Off My Lawn. Get off my lawn. Did you hear me? I said, get off my lawn now. Get off my lawn. New bumper. I see that. Save that for. What's her name? Emma. I've already forgotten her. Oh, man. Do you have anything that has irritated you that you thought of? Oh, yeah. I've got a long laundry list, Let's. Just do one today. We've got to get to half at it. I know that. You can't have plenty of time without Carolina Kevin. All right. So when I leave here, you go up Grove, right? Yeah. There's a hill. Okay. I know you've talked about this before. Dude, it's elementary. If you turn left in front of traffic, everyone should know you yield. Had to yield. So when I pop over top of the hill and you're turning, why you throw your hands up and in some cases flip me off because I'm driving straight is beyond me. Yeah. So just to give you a little heads up on that, you go the opposite direction, but you're usually in a big truck. I have also not seen the car coming that's coming up the hill. That's a blind rest bird. No, no, it is. It is. But I certainly, I would take the, like if that happened, I would take like the, oh, shit, I got to hurry up. I certainly wouldn't give you the bird for coming straight. Oh, no. They're angry. It's absurd. How dare you come across that? Keep going straight. It just, I don't, and it makes me so angry that they do it, and they get so mad. That's the part. Yeah. But sometimes, Trent, what I'm saying is I'll come up slowly and they gun it in front of me and then all the way across. And I'm like, dude. I sometimes think that they should just do leading greens on that. You know what I mean? Of course. And just let it turn red and then let the other come through because it's such a blind spot. Do they have accidents there? Do you ever see an accident there? Yeah, I don't know, but now I feel like I'm going to be in one. No, no, I'm saying. I can't remember if there has been. I think I've seen a small fender bender type. So if I was Bart and town manager, right, and let's say that was a high accident location, which, by the way, the fire department's right there. It's got to be brutal there, and they would know the stats of it because it's right there. But if that was a high accident rate. I would say that's got to be a leading green. You've just got to change it. And that just means somebody's got to stay there longer or on a, what's the main drag two 21 that's going up and down there. You'd have to just stay on that main drag a little bit longer while it phases. And then, but if it's scary, but no accidents, you don't do anything. So you just kind of got to keep an eye on how many accidents are going on. No, I agree a hundred percent. I think it would be better if there was a light that allowed them to turn left because Listen, we don't have traffic here. Yeah. You let the three cars. Go and then you can go. Yeah. So the get off my lawn that I had happened today. And I had another one for today. But, dude, this cracks me up that people do this. So and it's a great curb your enthusiasm scene where along these same lines, when you get to a doorway and you look behind you and somebody's coming. Yep. If it's a woman, definitely I'm opening the door for them, right? But if the guy is close enough to me, I'm going to go ahead and open the door for that dude. Right. Right? Women, I can kind of understand this, but a lot of places you go to, and today it was the doctor's office, it's two doors because they balance the air. Yeah, you go through one. You don't want the outside air coming in, so you do the two doors. All right. If I open the door for you, And there's one that we're getting ready to walk into. It would be nice and courteous just to open the next door so that I can then go through. And that happens probably more than it doesn't. That's the majority of the time. However, a lot of them don't want me to go through ahead of them, even though I started first, because they want to get in line. So at the eye doctor this morning, I let a guy through. Thinking he's just going to open the door for me and return the favor. He didn't. He literally just ran through that door so that he could get in line first to check in. The ones that piss me off are the ones where you're waiting for them to come through. Yeah. And they never acknowledge you're even standing there. Yeah. Like they don't say thank you or nothing. Yeah. Or like speed up or act like they're going. Yeah. They just keep walking slow and then walk on through. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. So the great Curb Your Enthusiasm was Larry David is standing at the door, but he looks back, and the woman, who's an obvious lesbian, is too far away for him to keep holding the door. So he goes ahead and goes inside. So when she gets in there, she goes, I guess chivalry's just dead? And he's like, first off, you were really far back. And secondly, aren't you a dude? Like if you're trying to be a dude, don't you just be a dude? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, these are, these are good because do you got any Logan? Just think of top year. Cause you get pissed a lot. I try not to go through life irritated. I know which one his is. Cause I think it happened the other night. It's right in the left hand lane. No, that gets me to when you're in a parking lot and there are 30 spots open and you back into it. Yeah. And you're getting out of your vehicle and somebody pulls right in next to you. Like, what do you mean? Like as close as they can. And you're like, especially with your truck, you're looking around and it's like, they get out of their car quickly because they know you're pissed. Yeah. If I can park next to Brian's truck in my truck and Brian still be able to get out of his truck. Yeah. I think they can park normally. You had one last night that cracked me up. He parks beside my truck and we both get out. It's comfortable. And he goes, I don't understand. If you park beside a Subaru, it seems like it's always closer. Yeah. What is it about a Subaru that never has enough room? Yeah. And he's exactly right. So, Logan, when we first started this series, I had that happen. What irritated me was I was at a vet. I was trying to take my dogs at the kennel. The parking lot's wide open because it's 730 in the morning. I'm picking up the dogs to bring them home. the next lady pulls in right next to the door of my truck. Like, aren't we all trying to get our animals in and out of a vehicle? Why would you park right next to the person in a wide open spot? Yeah. I'm curious, which one are you more nervous about? Are you nervous about accident? Like you have to get out when somebody is close to you about you accidentally hitting their car or, Or when you're in yours and somebody's getting out, are you nervous that they're going to hit yours? Oh, I got to stop. 100% they're going to hit mine. Oh, dude, because I don't know what to do. I put my mirrors in. I literally fold my mirrors in just to make it easy for somebody to go by. A couple Sundays ago, me and Caitlin actually got to church early. Pull into the spot. We're waiting on Brian to get there. Brian pulls in. He's starting to back in. The people next to us get out. and slam their door into Caitlin's mirror. Oh, I'm in a church parking lot. What do I do? Like, what did they even say? Sorry. Never even, he had not, he looked at the mirror, but he never in the car. The Bronco was running. I'm like, I'm more nervous. Like, what do I do? Like, what do I do if they ping my door? Like, do I just start rabid? Yeah. Going off or Marty's son would is now driving. And I told him the other day, his, his truck, parking abilities, it's still a little crooked. And I was like, Hey man. And I'd actually text him in our driveway because it affects the guy mowing the lawn, for example, because he's up against the grass. If you just straighten up, I was like, there's no shame in your game. If you just back up and restraighten yourself up. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Right. There's nothing wrong with that, but I'm certainly not going to leave it crooked. And so the next person can't get in or out of their vehicle. I'm a backer. Yeah. Into a spot. I cannot stand pulling into a spot. Yeah. Like, I think it's easier to back in. Especially in a truck. Yes. And you can hit the gas and go. And when you're leaving, you don't have to worry about somebody walking past you or whatever. All right. Moving on. I like that segment. Win, win, win. We're going to win, win, win. And we're going to make America great again. All right. Part of Trump's U.N. speech. So all the headlines are talking about what he says, annihilate. OK, he gets into the annihilation. But look and listen to the actual context that he uses it in. A big decision to make. Will a deal be made with Iran that lets them rebuild and create a far greater country than it ever was before? Maybe one of the greatest in the Middle East or even the world. Or do I annihilate the Islamic Republic and do it quickly, never giving them a chance to kill and destroy people and countries again? Do I drive them into hell with no chance? Hell yeah. He's talking about the Islamic Republic annihilation, not the country of Iran. So they're trying to say he said the country of Iran? That's what all the headlines are. He's going to annihilate Iran. It's not what he said. No, no. And he also said the decision he's trying to make is can we make a deal and make them the best that they've ever been? Not to just blatantly just go in and annihilate Iran. God, I swear I hate that we can't just report the news. Yeah. Like, obviously, that's what you want to do is annihilate the enemy. Yeah. Speaking of which, the three channels that he doesn't let come to the White House now. Yes. It's all so stupid that the rest of the channels are not going to cover it now either. Just shows you the press corps is all one, right? But those same channels were the same ones that banned him from even being on their channel. Yeah. Remember? The platform, X platform, Twitter, has to keep him from Facebook. Can't have him on the. So free speech, my ass. Just depends on if it's your side or not. All right. All right. Moving on to Mount Rushmore. Yeah. This week, Mount Rushmore was states that we don't want to go visit. Yeah. So... You starting us off? You want me to start it off? So Chris jumped on. Okay. He went with New Mexico. Yep. Idaho. M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. Mississippi. Minnesota. Minnesota. And Arkansas. Interesting. Yep. So I have zero interest of visiting anything in Delaware. Delaware. Yep. What's there? I don't know. Jeff? I'll go with Minnesota. Minnesota. For sure. I mean, there's nothing there that I want to see. Yep. And I will go with New Mexico, too. I don't think there's anything there that I want to see. I know. Been to Mississippi and don't want to go back. Yeah. Mississippi's just hot and sticky, and there's nothing. Jackson? There's nothing there. Gulfport's nice. Hmm. Never visited that. Maybe I do want to. Yes, you did. That's where you're, um, did we go, did we eat there with Rachel or Rachel come to us, but that's where she lived. Yeah. But I didn't go there. Hmm. All right. And I'll go to here. I would say my last one while I want to go to Maine. I don't know that New Hampshire really. Yeah. Seems to be anything I want to see. Hmm. Did Logan have any? Any place you don't want to go? You couldn't care less about visiting or not visiting? I didn't have a list, but I would think New Mexico's on there, too. Yeah. I mean, there's nothing. I wonder what states they have, like, I'm sure you can get a list. States that have the least tourists. Yeah. That's a good point. So for me, instead of doing it just that way, because I figured every place has got to have something that's decent. And you would think Albuquerque may be neat. So I just tweaked it just a little bit, the Mount Rushmore. Oh, my God. States that I would not want to live. Okay. California. Oh, definitely. Number one, taxes. And just the crazies. Yeah. Number two, New York. Yeah. Taxes. Crazies. Number three, Minnesota. Liberals. Yeah. Just can't even. I can't even imagine like even in Virginia, like I wouldn't want to live in Charlottesville just because if you've got that many Perry yellow signs. All right. So I just can't do it for one quick second. Let's focus on Minnesota. Minnesota. All of my life. Minnesota to me. I have pictured as rugged, tough individuals because of Vikings. Like I just felt like that state was. Yeah. You wouldn't want to F with those people. Yeah. To somehow it turned into crazy. Yeah. Like what happened to all the Vikings and the generations of toughness? I don't know. What the hell happened? They pansied out. I don't know. I picked Oklahoma. What's in Oklahoma? A, tornadoes. Yeah. And B, I got to have a beach at some point that I can go to. I can't just go to the middle of the country and just not have something to go do. And it's like flat. What the hell would I do there? Why aren't we saying Idaho as a collective? I mean, what's in Idaho? I don't know. Potatoes? I mean, in all seriousness, I would want to see Wyoming and Montana, but why not Idaho? No, no, I think that is. They've got that little stem up at the end of the state. No one's done a show. No one's done a show in Idaho. So that was my Mount Rushmore. Places I wouldn't want to live. All right. And next week's Mount Rushmore is? Punches. Punches. Punches. Yep. That's a good one. With not boxing. Not boxing or UFC. Well, I'm going to come up with my own. I'm just kidding. Sure. I don't care. Cartoon punches. Yeah. That would be woody. Tom and Jerry. Oh, I don't know why I have at it and still have Lindsey Clancy case. That was last week. All right. All right. Uh, you're going to tell us about a, um, up and coming auction. I thought, don't we do accounts commercial first? We certainly can. Cause then I pull it up, pull it out. If you have the responsibility of managing the sale of a loved one's estate, please call the counts realty and auction group. Since 1963, they've been a trusted name and have helped thousands of families navigate estate and retirement sales with care and professionalism, ensuring your family gets maximum exposure and value, whether it's your home farm, vehicles, personal, or investment property, you can trust the experts at the Counts Realty and Auction Group. Visit them at countsauction.com or call 1-800-780-2991. I just got three things to say. God bless our troops. God bless America. And gentlemen, start your engines! All right. Speaking of Counts Realty and Auction, on. September 30th is the deadline. I've been talking about this for a few weeks. So I just went online and dude, you've got to download the app, but I'm sure you can just go online and check it too. How there's a bid on some kind of plantation, 191 items, antiques. The first two that I have on my list here is a 1947 DeSoto. Okay. I just lost it. And right now the current bid is, is $ 6, 100. Don't get mad. It's an old car. Thank you. What's a DeSoto? It's like those old cars right there. So it's an old car. And then he's got a 1948 Pontiac. Current bid, $ 6, 200. Don't tell my boss, but I scrolled through all 191 items today at work. Was there anything that caught your interest? A couple of paintings look kind of cool. Yeah, there's a couple of old Old furniture, too. Did you say a couple of panties? Paintings. Oh. Panties. I'll jump in on that one. Some bloomers. Anything that counts. Yeah. There you go. So it's the Meadow Ridge Estate Auction. Take a look at it. It's really cool. All right. Sorry, did I just catch what you said? What? You scrolled through. All the damn auctions. It didn't work. God. I said don't tell my boss. Got to have something to do. Um maybe you can go work for counts the uh let's. Let's listen to the lady that ran for the dnc chair and let's just let's hear how she is going to campaign. And with the opening statements each candidate will have 30 seconds and we'll start with dr quintessa hathaway. Good evening everyone It is my desire to be the next DNC chair. And I just want to give you all a little bit of something that's been on my heart here over the last couple days. You fight on. You fight on. You fight on, you fight on. When your government is doing you wrong. You fight on, oh, you fight on. Who's clapping? Dude, it's our people. Thank you, Dr. Hathaway. And we'll be good. Rewind just a second. Both of you. With the opening statements? No, not rewind it. With your brains. They introduced her as doctor. You literally told them rewind it. So how the hell did that? How did she become a doctor? Brian, did you hear her sing? She's a doctorate. Arts. She's a doctorate at love. She loves you. All right. So here. are the other people she's campaigning against. Let's listen to what they have to say. You might have to skip this first guy because he's a little bit early, but listen to this guy. The first guy is like, I swear he's trying to speak Spanish. I don't know what he's trying to do, but listen to all these guys. Cut to 12. Cut to 12. He's at a DMC event. Welcome. The Democratic National Committee wishes to acknowledge that we gather together to state our values on lands that have been stewarded through many centuries by the ancestors and the descendants. Of tribal nations who have been here. Since time immemorial. We honor the communities native. To this continent and recognize that our country was built on indigenous lands. There it is. My people are sick and tired of being sick and tired. We are sick and tired of being the last one hired and the first one fired. We are sick and tired of the. Working class being a code word for whiteness. We are tired. And this is our time for us to rise up. One people. One nation. Under the vine. Indivisible. With liberty and justice for all. Hello, Democrats. Hey, I am speaking and I would love your attention. There is a black woman at this podium and I deserve your attention like the 11 people who went before me. Yes, I am speaking. Good evening, Democrats. Look up here. Three strong black women standing before you. Three black women, who rather than just grabbing a chair, ran for chair. Te quiero mucho, papa. Gracias por todo. My name is. Artie Blanco, Freddie Blanco's daughter. Vote for me for vice chair. Look at this room, y'all. Truly take it in. This is the Democratic Party. Crazy. We are our strongest when we stand together. We are in a time in this country when our democracy and our rights are under attack. Name one. We're at a time where black and brown people, women and other minorities are being blamed for everything that's wrong with this country. So let's fight together for a stronger and more inclusive Democratic Party. Good afternoon, DNC! She said inclusive. Let me say something. What has been excluded? Over the last several days, we've seen what happens when we have the wrong people in powerful places. Yeah. And so today I ask for your support and electing me as your DNC vice chair because in a time of crisis, leadership matters. My name is Troy Blackwell. I know that I'm a new face to many of you. But I'm a proud Afro Latino from the South Bronx, New York. I got into this work because at the age of 18, unfortunately, I was the victim. Of a hate crime. Today I stand before you. as one of the first non-binary candidates to run in the DNC's 177-year history. I'm proud to be the only Afro-Latino in this race. I'm asking you to take a chance on someone like me, a proud non-binary Afro-Latino from the South Bronx. The final tally of votes, Troy Blackwell, zero. Oh, losers. Every motherfucking one of you. Loser. Loser. All right. Why not? In all honesty, if I had a million dollars, I would just play that ad after I had Warner speak. Yeah. They're crazies. Yeah, they're nuts. They're the ones trying to lead their party. But the one woman said, I am up here so that we have a more inclusive party. Yeah. What the hell else can you dream up? Yeah. Dude, they're nuts. I like the woman that had counted how many went before. Like, look at me. Hey, there were 11 others. Focus on me. Why did they make me 11? I should have been one. Yeah. All right. That one woman, I don't know what the hell was going on with her. Speaking of geniuses. This woman is talking about a genius because she is genius. Joy Reid. Doing with white men over the last two generations, telling them don't go to college. College is a waste of time. Telling them you don't have to be excellent. You don't have to strive. Your only problem is that these brown people or black people are stealing your shot. If you get the chance, you can do it because you're naturally superior. You just tell people you're superior. You don't have to get educated. You're superior. You don't have to learn. You're superior. You don't have to get more training. You're superior. You don't even have to try. We just have to eliminate your competition and you'll be fine. You know, you've been spending a decade insisting and telling us Elon Musk is a genius. When you hear him talk, you realize he's actually an idiot. But you keep telling him he invented Tesla when he didn't. He just bought it. Telling people rich people are brilliant because they're rich. Donald Trump is, you know, the natural president and perfect and smart because he's wealthy. And that because someone is rich, it means they're smart. It doesn't. And last time I checked, I don't think Peter Thiel is a programmer, but people think he's some genius programmer because he's rich and he buys the work of actual programmers. Did you all know the two men who actually invented Tesla is two other white dudes invented Tesla. They're geniuses. Elon just bought it. They don't have the money. And now people think, oh, he's a genius. No, he's not. They're actually inventing a competitor to the Tesla truck, which is, I guarantee you, going to be superior to the Tesla truck. The Tesla truck is, from what I understand, the first truck Elon Musk actually designed. And it looks like shit. And it's very bad. It's broken. It's easy to rip it apart. Teslas are terrible since he's taken over. It was a great company when it was owned by the other guys, the guys who actually invented Teslas. You know what they've been doing with white men over the years? Those people are so smart, she doesn't know who they are. Right. But Elon, she knows who he is because he's such an idiot. Yeah. The SpaceX guy. The PayPal guy. So all it takes is a little bit of a Google search after that. She's an idiot. So she's factually correct, obviously. But you know like when you invent something and you have a good idea, but you don't know what to do with it? Sure. Who do you usually go to? The smart people. All right, so there's a whole show called Shark Tank. Yeah. Right? That's right. It's literally like that. That's exactly what I was going to say. They don't know how to. Take their product and do anything like that. The problem was Elon realized those two guys really didn't know anything about it at all. Yeah. So he has put in a lot of capital. He's not going to let it fail. He is the one that made. It succeed with all of his risk, right? Yeah. So what an idiot. So I'm glad you brought up Shark Tank because on Shark Tank, one of the most successful black men in America is on Shark Tank. Yeah. Okay. But is he on there because he's an idiot and he just bought up other people's stuff? That's right. Or is he on there because you can be black in America and actually be a rich black man? Yeah. Yeah. Like that's the part that they keep missing out. Like she said, somebody else is going to have a better truck. Yeah. It's what we actually like. Competition. Exactly. You look at it and go, well, unless it's done by a black guy. Yeah, exactly. And even if it does and he's successful, now you start tearing him down. Or let's say the black guy has the idea and Elon does the same thing. You stole it from him. Right. Meanwhile, that guy's in Aruba. Yeah. Enjoying life because he got it bought from. Right. So I've got. The best word salad mix that I've had in a while. And we could spend a long time on each one of these. Why is she popping back up? Dude, they are doing all that they can to generate the polls to see if they can get her to run. Newsom's even saying if she runs, I'm not going to, so he can bow to her so they can do another primary without doing a primary. So how do we get her to run? That's exactly what's going on. We need her to run, right? Yeah. I have no idea, dude. I'm so scared of this country and how people follow this now. It's ridiculous. But now she's definitely hitting the campaign soft trail to see if things are going to stick. Listen to these things. Listen to this first word salad. And don't think if you think if one of us had said this, would we have been branded racist because of the way she has stereotyped a whole group? check this one out 25. The challenges that we have as black women is that society in general can have a tendency to have a very limited view of who and what we are in particular around our capacity and the breadth and depth of our reach and interest and so we all know that that sometimes the challenge we face is just helping people to see something they've never seen before and The point that I would make there is to never limit yourself by other people's limited ability to understand who you are. Dude, can you understand any of that? What the hell she means? Sure, it's essence. So the racist part of that is for her to say that people can't see what they are, right? Literally, she's just. stereotyped a whole generation. There is nothing in her language that's inspiring. Follow me because I broke these walls down. This is how I did it. Worked hard. You know what I mean? There's never that discussion about working hard and lacing up your boots and earning what you've got. Yep. It's either given to the others or stolen from you type thing. So let's hear how factual. And what's crazy is now she's starting to make things that are facts. I think this guy on the left is the one that's running in Michigan. Michigan, yeah. Okay. It says, look at him trying to make sense of Kamala's drunken rambling and the attack on DEI. Listen to this. Here's another fact. Fact. The attack on DEI is an attack on maternal care. An attack on DEI. Say it twice. To recognize diversity, equity and inclusion is an attack by definition on maternal care, including the need to protect black women in connection with their pregnancy, childbirth and postpartum care. Here's another fact. He's like literally just trying to shake his head. Yes. And wondering what the hell are you talking about? What is scary about that is we've talked about this with Vince, and Vince Ellison, he has the facts to prove it. Nothing has been more detrimental to the black community than abortion. And this idiot's out there talking about, I mean, it's just dumb. In case anybody's listening to the show and early voting, but when you read the constitutional amendments that are on the back, just vote no. Just vote no. And the phraseology is horrible. Before the election, we need to make sure we get Delegate Zayer back on. Okay. I'll see. I'll reach out to him. He's a good guest. I do think that in that, what she was talking about there, she says an attack on DEI is an attack on maternal care. And just because a couple people in the audience went, mm-hmm, she has to repeat it. Let me repeat. And then says, by definition. How is that by definition? It's not even close by definition. Definition of what? It's ridiculous. All right. Here's another. Just because you can't see that in me, Trent, doesn't mean that I don't have it in me. Yeah. Do you understand? Yeah. Because you're not bright enough to know how good I am. Yeah. Doesn't mean I'm not that good. I would vote for you. All right. Listen to this. Listen to the facts. That she actually gives here. Witnessing the most callous, corrupt, and incompetent presidential administration we have ever experienced in the history of America. And there are many factual points that would provide evidence of each of those. In the face of all that we are witnessing, we must not allow our spirit to be defeated. And we must not be distracted from our purpose as leaders and as those who provide a model of what it means to fight for the country that we love. We are witnessing. Inspirational. These word salads sort of hope they were going away after the last election. Are there any adults in that party? That can actually just tell them to get lost. I would love, and in all honesty, I would love to have people like Manchin. Yeah. Even Warner or some of those, if you could somehow say to them, hey, no matter what you say on this program, nobody's going to hear it. Yeah. What do you think of Camilla? I just would love for one of them to just go, dude, they keep shopping her around. And I'm just like, she's awful. So how is this our party? I don't think you can actually say that she's nervous on stage and doesn't know what she's saying. I think she. Probably talks like that even when she's in her house with her husband. Yeah. No, I agree. I think she does. I mean, her campaign lady that's tell all now claims that that's not the case, but I don't buy it. I think she's always been this dumb. There's no common sense. At all. It's common sense versus crazy. And people would say, Oh, look at him attacking this smart black. No, let's just let her talk. Yeah. And there's nothing smart about her, which by the way, the one primary she was in, she didn't get a vote. Yeah. Just 0%. Yeah. Common sense versus crazy. I'm telling you, that's gotta be, that's gotta be what they have to drive home. Cause she is crazy as hell. Uh, so I titled this one, This is why they hate us. So I'm an Adam Carolla fan. I like his stances on things. And what I really like about him is he's in L.A. Yes. And the tide is totally against him. And he doesn't care. Nope. So he was on a show called The Man Show. Yes. Do you remember how great that show was? Back in the day, it was anti-woke. Yep. Before we even knew what woke was even about. They just was, it was the man show being a man. Yep. Who was on that show with him? Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel. Painting his face black. Yes. And where has Jimmy Kimmel landed? He is on the most woke side ever. Oh, gosh, yeah. He definitely. He's either the biggest faker or now the biggest faker. He's where Jelly Roll has apparently signed up to be. True. Exactly. So here's Adam Carolla at the RNC event. and what he had to say to open up the RNC. All right, I'd like to start tonight with a land acknowledgement. This is the greatest land in the history of mankind. And if that bothers you, you, your communist and hippie buddies should get the hell off it. All right. I'd like to. It's just all those other people that I've played up to this point. Yeah. Was there any pride in the USA? No. And just one 20 second clip. You heard more pride than you heard from any of those other crazies. Like I was like. Take them out. I often think about just the average person. You have to get up, whether you're white, black, brown, Latino, whatever you want to call it. You got to get up and go to work, right? You go take your kid to daycare or preschool or school, whatever you got to do, practice. Oftentimes, I sit there and wonder what they think. The average person, when they see... A woman sit up there and just talk about stupidity. Yeah. Like, behind closed doors, what do you think? Like, there's people in the Republican Party, I'll tell you. I'm like, God, what an idiot. Yeah. Do they ever criticize their own? No. It's all unanimous. And the crazies are winning. I mean, they're winning their primaries. You know what I'm saying? So their base is far left, and that's who's winning their primaries. So. I don't know. Are we doomed? Huh? Are we doomed? Oh, I thought you said we're done. Yeah, that was it for half at it. No, are we doomed? No, I got the spirit that Trump is going to figure out a way to stem this tide, that MAGA is going to figure out a way to win these national elections. We've never been really good at picking off these, like strategizing and getting. I would say the last vestibule that has not drained the swamp is the Senate. Other than that, the Supreme Court for the most part, the House definitely, and the Senate is the one part that hasn't drained. Yeah. It's McConnell and Thune. That part has to go away. Can you imagine if they went away and you had somebody in there like, I don't know, the guy from Montana? What keeps that from happening? Yeah. That's the part that I don't understand. The electorate. Is it? No, I'm saying like Thune. Why? Why him? Yeah. What pushed him to the top? McConnell. Okay. I knew that when that happened. But all those senators know they couldn't say like Rick Scott was the I remember him coming out like I do not want this guy. Yeah. Like he was the only one with backbone. Why are they all scared? Like, what is it that they do to them? Yeah. Like McConnell, shut the hell up. Go away. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But that was Have At It, and we don't have Carolina Kevin. Nope. And we've got a couple minutes left, so you need to give me your picks, and then I'll have to get Kevin to give me his. I've got my picks. Kevin's picks are Briscoe, Bell, and Byron. Briscoe, Bell, and Byron. Okay. My picks are. Josh Berry, Christopher Bell, and Chris Buescher. Bell, Buescher, Berry. Battlestar Galactica. It seems to be the bees this weekend. And I'm going to go with Larson, Chastain, Elliot. He hasn't won in a while. The Hendrix hasn't done anything in a while. I know. Or Larson, yeah. I thought you were going to go like Larson, Logano, and the L's. The L's? All right. Who would be another L? Who would be the other L? Loser. So, end of the show. That we have. This I thought was kind of a neat trivia thing. This is a guy that Marty and I listened to from. Beaufort. He's like a real estate guy from Beaufort, but he's always telling you, he's got these really neat clips of, you know, how to say Arendelle Street. Everybody else calls it Arendelle, but this is what, so he's like that down east guy that talks about local stuff and how to understand Moorhead City better. And the different stuff. So I like following them because I like learning more about the area. This guy told me something about Fort Macon. And if you've never been to Moorhead City and never seen Fort Macon, you should go see it. It's a Civil War fort. And it was just like Fort Sumter. It was a lookout to protect North Carolina from the British. Is it when you cross the bridge? Yes. And you go left. Instead of going right to Pinell Shores, you go left. And the end of the island at Atlantic Beach is Fort Macon. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I've been there. Yeah. And now I know what you're talking about. The Civil War Fort. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was going to be destroyed by the environment. And listen to this first environmental engineer that came to save it. Okay. Go ahead. We'll see you next week. See you next week. Uh-oh. The government still hadn't solved its oldest problem. The ocean kept trying to take this fort, too. So in 1840, a young United States Army engineer arrived to inspect Fort Macon's structural problems and figure out this whole erosion nonsense. His name was Robert E. Lee. This was more than 20 years before he became the commanding general of the Confederate Army. Lee proposed stone jetties designed to hold sand along the shoreline, and his reports led to several years of repairs and improvements at the fort. So, before Robert E. Lee helped lead the Confederacy, he helped keep the Atlantic Ocean from taking Fort Macon.