Life Liberty Happiness + HR2 - 5.15.2024

[00:00:02] Broadcasting on Grove Street FM, brought to you by MediaSquatch. It's Life Liberty Happiness with your host, Brian Schly with Trent Warner.

[00:01:08] Hey everybody, welcome to another episode of Life Liberty Happiness. We are live in the David Holnicker State Farm Studios in the wonderful confines of MediaSquatch.

[00:02:02] I'm Trent Warner in the studio. And guess who's back?

[00:02:07] Guess who's back.

[00:02:09] Back of good.

[00:02:10] I don't know. I came back and the first question I got Trent today was, Hey, where's Emma?

[00:02:14] That's, that's for Brian.

[00:02:17] I did not. Oh yes I did.

[00:02:18] Yeah you did.

[00:02:19] Great.

[00:02:20] Is Emma staying for the show? Emma staying?

[00:02:22] We need a woman's voice on the show.

[00:02:24] I noticed how you sabotaged the show by not letting her do the clips and we still made the work around work.

[00:02:32] I was, y'all sounded great and it was, it was fun listening.

[00:02:35] I, we actually listened to it.

[00:02:37] It was fun listening.

[00:02:38] That's great.

[00:02:38] Good show.

[00:02:39] No, yeah she was great.

[00:02:40] Yeah.

[00:02:40] So, but we're happy to have you back.

[00:02:42] I appreciate that.

[00:02:43] Pushing buttons, had a new little intro there.

[00:02:46] That was interesting.

[00:02:47] Trent Warner added to the, to the intro there.

[00:02:50] Yeah.

[00:02:51] Had I not been on before?

[00:02:53] No.

[00:02:53] That's brand new.

[00:02:55] I mean, I knew the bumper was, but I didn't know, I thought it was said, I thought it was mentioned before.

[00:02:59] Negative.

[00:03:00] Huh.

[00:03:01] You've earned your strike.

[00:03:03] Is my name on the marquee yet?

[00:03:07] I need to pick out the font.

[00:03:08] Yeah.

[00:03:09] Oh my God.

[00:03:10] See, taking over all of you.

[00:03:12] Give him a little bit.

[00:03:13] Just put her, you put her above this other name.

[00:03:17] Well, did you have a good week off there, Woody?

[00:03:19] Oh yeah.

[00:03:20] Great.

[00:03:21] That's good.

[00:03:21] Fun.

[00:03:22] Well, he was taking care of business, right?

[00:03:23] Yeah.

[00:03:23] Awesome.

[00:03:24] Yeah.

[00:03:24] Taking care of business.

[00:03:26] Man.

[00:03:27] I want to say, I think the intro, the song sometimes lasts too long.

[00:03:30] Cause I like listening to the show when I go down the road and I'm like, I get into the song and I'm like, oh, it's like a radio station.

[00:03:36] It's weird.

[00:03:38] Everything all in the one.

[00:03:39] Okay.

[00:03:40] What do they call those people?

[00:03:43] Tuplets.

[00:03:44] What is this?

[00:03:46] You six kids?

[00:03:47] No, that's wrong.

[00:03:48] What do they call those?

[00:03:52] I don't know.

[00:03:52] I don't know where you're going with that one.

[00:03:53] I don't either.

[00:03:54] Anyway, we got a great show.

[00:03:56] Got lots to talk about in drama sports.

[00:03:59] Uh, second half of the show.

[00:04:01] Oh my God.

[00:04:01] Did we get in trouble last week?

[00:04:03] Uh oh for what?

[00:04:04] Top 10.

[00:04:05] What was their top 10?

[00:04:06] I can't even remember.

[00:04:07] Now meemaw listens.

[00:04:10] He is pissed.

[00:04:11] Oh, why?

[00:04:12] Because I called her out?

[00:04:14] No, because you didn't mention her, uh, potato salad.

[00:04:18] I screwed up.

[00:04:19] Oh, I'll bring it up in top 10.

[00:04:20] Good.

[00:04:21] Well, top 10 today is cookies, which I'm excited about.

[00:04:26] Back to dumb.

[00:04:26] I don't know why you put that.

[00:04:30] I mean, I can name your number one cookie easily.

[00:04:34] I guarantee you.

[00:04:37] That's what somebody's getting in trouble.

[00:04:46] She was almost number three.

[00:04:51] I've been sitting on that one all day.

[00:04:53] Oh man.

[00:04:54] Anyway, that's what I had no idea.

[00:04:55] That was coming.

[00:04:56] Boy.

[00:04:57] Anyway, we do got a great show.

[00:04:58] Don't forget Carolina Kevin in the second hour.

[00:05:01] Dumbasses and smart people will be coming up.

[00:05:04] Yep.

[00:05:05] Have at it.

[00:05:06] Trent, you lost six pounds this week?

[00:05:08] Yeah.

[00:05:08] Oh good.

[00:05:09] You've inspired me.

[00:05:11] That's great.

[00:05:12] I've inspired myself.

[00:05:15] Anyway, uh, first without further ado, we will get to this day.

[00:05:20] Without further ado, we will get to this day.

[00:05:24] And now for the rest of the story.

[00:05:27] This day in history on life, liberty, happiness.

[00:05:33] Good day.

[00:05:34] That's great.

[00:05:35] How'd you get Paul Harvey to do that?

[00:05:37] I've made a phone call or two and brought him back just for that.

[00:05:40] That's a guy online.

[00:05:41] Sounds just like you.

[00:05:43] Definitely.

[00:05:43] Hey, you know, uh, so the people may or may not know, but coming up in

[00:05:48] a couple of weeks, we have Congressman Bob Good joining us on the show.

[00:05:52] In studio.

[00:05:53] That's right.

[00:05:54] It will be in studio.

[00:05:55] Um, and don't forget, maybe we may be able, what if we could double up

[00:06:00] and have vice president Harris on that episode?

[00:06:05] We might be able to effort that.

[00:06:08] I'll see.

[00:06:12] Wouldn't that be cool?

[00:06:13] Bob Good, vice president Harris.

[00:06:17] I don't want to do that to Bob Good.

[00:06:19] In the second hour.

[00:06:21] I got you.

[00:06:23] Yeah, not competing.

[00:06:24] Okay.

[00:06:25] Good Lord.

[00:06:26] I don't know what you meant like her to interview with them.

[00:06:29] No, no, no.

[00:06:30] I got you.

[00:06:32] Oh Lord.

[00:06:33] Anyway, moving on to drama.

[00:06:34] Yeah.

[00:06:38] He got me off task.

[00:06:45] Sorry.

[00:06:46] Lord, you got me flustered here.

[00:06:48] All right.

[00:06:48] From this day in history, in 1940, Richard and Maurice McDonald opened

[00:06:54] their first drive in fast food chain or wasn't a chain then.

[00:06:58] It was just a fast food restaurant.

[00:07:01] But you know, eventually became.

[00:07:03] Well, what was the movie with Michael Keaton where he was Ray Kroc?

[00:07:09] Yeah.

[00:07:10] The founders, the founder, the founder.

[00:07:12] Something like that.

[00:07:13] Man, what a good movie that was.

[00:07:14] I need to watch that.

[00:07:15] Really good movie.

[00:07:17] And it made me think of it because I think he got his idea for McDonald's

[00:07:22] from just like a mom and pop shop.

[00:07:25] Yeah.

[00:07:26] He was the ice cream.

[00:07:27] He was the ice cream maker salesman.

[00:07:28] Ice cream.

[00:07:28] So yeah.

[00:07:31] What are your best drive throughs?

[00:07:33] So the best drive through items that I, yeah, top five.

[00:07:39] Oh yeah.

[00:07:39] Some bread gets on.

[00:07:40] Yep.

[00:07:41] Quarter pounder with cheese has moved to number one for me.

[00:07:44] Like really now I'm in my weight loss thing.

[00:07:46] But if I had to go out, man, they've done something to the quarter pounder

[00:07:49] with cheese.

[00:07:49] It's like now the burger is hanging over the bun again.

[00:07:52] Oh wow.

[00:07:52] It is something I noticed.

[00:07:54] So yeah, that's what you would think.

[00:07:56] But no, it doesn't seem that way.

[00:07:57] It just seems like it's better.

[00:07:59] Okay.

[00:07:59] Let's move to number one.

[00:08:01] The Wendy's chicken spicy.

[00:08:03] That's what I'll go on the drive through for.

[00:08:05] I'm assuming that's fried.

[00:08:06] Fried chicken.

[00:08:07] Yeah.

[00:08:07] They do make a fry.

[00:08:08] Okay.

[00:08:09] No, no.

[00:08:09] Yours was the plain fried.

[00:08:11] I've never heard of such a thing.

[00:08:12] It's there.

[00:08:12] Plain fried.

[00:08:13] I don't know who's got a plain fried chicken.

[00:08:15] I did not know that Wendy's even had that.

[00:08:17] Brian argued with me and he won a bet.

[00:08:19] It wasn't on the board.

[00:08:20] Wait, when you say plain, like plain fried, is it plain or is it fried?

[00:08:25] Or is it plain?

[00:08:26] No, no.

[00:08:26] It's plain fried.

[00:08:26] It's not spicy.

[00:08:28] Oh, oh, it's just plain fried.

[00:08:30] It's original like original chicken.

[00:08:32] Yeah.

[00:08:33] Well, let me just tell the story quickly, Woody.

[00:08:36] I was sick at Talladega.

[00:08:39] Two days of vomiting.

[00:08:42] So on the ride home, I hadn't eaten.

[00:08:45] No, that was not it.

[00:08:49] Believe it or not, that was not it.

[00:08:51] But on the way home, man, I was so hungry and we stopped off at a

[00:08:56] wood Wendy's and he goes in and he said, you want me to get you something?

[00:09:00] I said, yeah, fried chicken.

[00:09:02] I don't think I said fried chicken.

[00:09:04] I said chicken, chicken sandwich, chicken sandwich.

[00:09:06] Yeah.

[00:09:07] He comes back with a grilled chicken.

[00:09:09] Like it's, I mean, that just makes your palate go.

[00:09:13] So ungrateful, Trent.

[00:09:15] Man, I was so, I could taste.

[00:09:17] I was so excited about biting in to a nice Wendy's fried chicken sandwich.

[00:09:23] And instead I got a grilled plane with, oh, might as well been,

[00:09:29] uh, what did you call them?

[00:09:31] Well, that leads us to our next door.

[00:09:32] What was your hamburgers back in the day that your dad would get you?

[00:09:37] Oh God.

[00:09:37] The Roy Rogers.

[00:09:40] It might as well been that.

[00:09:42] He didn't put anything on it.

[00:09:43] Well, that leads me to the one that you did for me.

[00:09:45] The whopper with cheese.

[00:09:47] Here I am.

[00:09:48] I'm painting my house.

[00:09:50] Brian is like, Hey man, you want me to come bring you lunch?

[00:09:52] I was like, yeah.

[00:09:52] He said, I'll bring you a whopper.

[00:09:54] And then when I opened it, he goes, you don't want cheese.

[00:09:56] You didn't want cheese.

[00:09:57] Did you?

[00:09:57] I was like, Oh my God, there's no way to eat a whopper without cheese.

[00:10:01] I was appreciative, but it just changed the whole dynamic.

[00:10:05] I can see where that would bother you.

[00:10:06] Yeah.

[00:10:07] I get that one.

[00:10:08] Chick-fil-A spicy sandwich.

[00:10:10] Chick-fil-A.

[00:10:11] You like the spicy, huh?

[00:10:12] Yeah.

[00:10:12] Top five stuff.

[00:10:13] And then the last one is anything Taco Bell really?

[00:10:16] Yes.

[00:10:16] Amen.

[00:10:17] I love a Taco Bell run through.

[00:10:19] Yeah.

[00:10:19] Although I pretty much get the same thing for 20 years.

[00:10:22] All right.

[00:10:22] I got a real quick story.

[00:10:24] I got to tell you mother's day, I decided to have the mother's up

[00:10:29] the hens to the house and I told my wife, I was like, look, I'm

[00:10:34] not cooking, I'm not doing a frigging 20 hour, you know, ribs or whatever.

[00:10:39] I said, we're going to go to Royal Farms, pick up a thing of chicken.

[00:10:44] The gas station.

[00:10:45] Yes.

[00:10:46] Okay.

[00:10:46] No, they're known for their chicken.

[00:10:48] And by the way, it is phenomenal.

[00:10:49] Their chicken is great.

[00:10:51] So I pre-order, I get over there to pick it up and there is a line

[00:10:58] inside and I'm like, what in the world?

[00:11:01] So I go over to where you would pick up your mobile.

[00:11:04] Nothing's on the shelf.

[00:11:06] And this lady is visibly upset in front of me and she says, yes ma'am.

[00:11:14] I was supposed to pick up my order a half hour ago.

[00:11:17] I'm still waiting.

[00:11:18] And she goes, oh, I know we got all these orders came in at the same time.

[00:11:22] And she goes, well, yeah, but I ordered mine at nine 30 this

[00:11:25] morning to be picked up 30 minutes ago and I'm still waiting.

[00:11:29] I mean, when you tell some, the part that I've always don't lie to people,

[00:11:34] just say they come up with the answer to get them to the next person.

[00:11:37] Correct.

[00:11:38] But let me just tell you how this ended.

[00:11:41] I was picking my chicken up at one.

[00:11:45] You know what time I left?

[00:11:47] One 30.

[00:11:49] No, no way.

[00:11:51] Almost two o'clock.

[00:11:52] Shut up.

[00:11:52] No sir.

[00:11:53] And what was worse was the people that were already in

[00:11:56] there waiting, were waiting on online orders.

[00:11:59] Yeah.

[00:12:00] But I swear to you, every time the lady would yell, I got

[00:12:04] chicken coming up, she would say great.

[00:12:06] And she would take it off the pan and instead of filling orders, she would

[00:12:11] put it in the pan where it goes.

[00:12:13] Right?

[00:12:14] Yeah.

[00:12:14] The legs over here, the stuff and then put it and then would fill

[00:12:19] people's order who just walked in and ordered.

[00:12:22] That's horrendous.

[00:12:23] And the other lady said.

[00:12:24] Should be the opposite.

[00:12:26] Exactly.

[00:12:27] And the other lady said, Hey, I can help you.

[00:12:30] What do you want me to help with?

[00:12:32] Online orders or, or, or what?

[00:12:34] And she goes just a mixture.

[00:12:36] Whatever.

[00:12:38] I watched at least five people come in and order 20 piece chicken

[00:12:43] that got it while I'm still waiting on one 20 piece chicken.

[00:12:47] Wow.

[00:12:48] This happened time after time after time.

[00:12:51] The lady that had been waiting that ordered at nine 30 left just before I

[00:12:57] did she was there almost an hour and a half.

[00:13:00] Wow.

[00:13:02] You know, one of my, I would say one of the jobs that had the most influence

[00:13:06] in my life.

[00:13:07] I worked at McDonald's the McDonald's drive-through was probably one of

[00:13:11] the biggest rushes jobs that I still have had.

[00:13:15] It was fun.

[00:13:16] I mean, it was, it was like in choreography, you know, logistics.

[00:13:21] Yes.

[00:13:21] You got that one coming and that that's already made and this can go, man,

[00:13:25] it was fun.

[00:13:26] I like taught me a lot places like that because if you, if you had a

[00:13:29] six hour, eight hour shift, four hours shift, whatever it is, it went by fast.

[00:13:33] Yeah.

[00:13:34] Who wants to stand around?

[00:13:35] Hey, do we sound like Sean Hannity?

[00:13:37] You know, like when you listen to him, you always knew he painted

[00:13:40] and he was a waiter.

[00:13:41] Oh yeah.

[00:13:41] It's like every show.

[00:13:42] He's got to tell you what he used to do.

[00:13:44] Like he's the common man.

[00:13:47] All right.

[00:13:47] On the drop.

[00:13:48] Yeah.

[00:13:58] There's coordination.

[00:13:59] I don't know whether you wave it at me.

[00:14:01] Like Hitler over there.

[00:14:02] I don't know what he's doing.

[00:14:04] All right.

[00:14:04] I finished Clarkson farm.

[00:14:07] Okay.

[00:14:08] Season three, very interesting stuff.

[00:14:10] Y'all should check it out.

[00:14:12] Yeah.

[00:14:12] I've had viewers that text me this listeners that text me and say,

[00:14:16] it's good.

[00:14:17] Loved it.

[00:14:17] Yeah.

[00:14:19] I think you would really enjoy it.

[00:14:20] I really do.

[00:14:21] You should try it.

[00:14:21] But you said it was on Amazon, right?

[00:14:23] It is.

[00:14:24] And that's funny because I am in need to find something new.

[00:14:26] Maybe that's what I'll turn to.

[00:14:27] Cause the one last night I'm about to get into.

[00:14:30] So I'm going to go ahead and do that.

[00:14:33] So what is I might end that one.

[00:14:34] I don't want to, I don't want to get your show.

[00:14:37] No, I want to wait for my turn.

[00:14:38] Something else.

[00:14:39] All right.

[00:14:40] The other thing that my wife and I watched last night because we were

[00:14:44] looking for something decent and it was called dark waters.

[00:14:48] This is incredible.

[00:14:49] I almost picked that last night.

[00:14:51] You'll like it.

[00:14:52] Good trailer.

[00:14:53] Yeah.

[00:14:54] It's scary.

[00:14:56] What, what do pot plant where they, I mean, is real story.

[00:15:00] Is this true story?

[00:15:00] Yes.

[00:15:00] It is true story.

[00:15:02] Cause you know, I lived by a huge DuPont plant in West Virginia.

[00:15:05] It's not now because the part of this was in West Virginia, but it's

[00:15:10] at the Northern neck is what I would call it right where the Ohio.

[00:15:14] Oh, like Morgantown.

[00:15:16] Hmm.

[00:15:17] It's called, um, Washington.

[00:15:20] Hmm.

[00:15:21] Did you say Washington?

[00:15:22] Washington.

[00:15:23] Yeah.

[00:15:25] It's, um, right on me.

[00:15:27] Is it Ohio river that separates West Virginia and Ohio?

[00:15:31] Yeah.

[00:15:32] But I, that's more like Morgantown.

[00:15:34] I think in that area that way, but it's a Western.

[00:15:37] It's a further West than Morgantown.

[00:15:39] Okay.

[00:15:40] I can't remember Park, Parkersburg.

[00:15:42] Oh, Parkersburg.

[00:15:42] Yeah.

[00:15:43] That's cool.

[00:15:43] I think it's a little South of Morgan.

[00:15:44] That's exactly where it's at.

[00:15:46] So yeah, scary.

[00:15:48] Isn't it not?

[00:15:50] It's scary to know.

[00:15:55] Like I always trust here.

[00:15:56] We go again with trust you trust people.

[00:15:59] The filming and the characters reminded me of the Oxycontin when they did.

[00:16:04] Remember the owners of Oxycontin and how they were getting it passed.

[00:16:08] Oh, okay.

[00:16:08] And trying to.

[00:16:09] I would say it's probably similar.

[00:16:10] Yeah.

[00:16:11] It seems similar.

[00:16:12] The difference is, is that we've all used this and start to go.

[00:16:19] One of many things I almost came out of my mouth.

[00:16:21] You start to go, wait, what?

[00:16:23] Cause I told Ashley last night, he was like, wait a minute.

[00:16:26] Is this true?

[00:16:27] Cause I'm like you, is this true story?

[00:16:28] And of course I Google it and it is true.

[00:16:30] It's Teflon.

[00:16:32] Hmm.

[00:16:33] And it's like, holy crap.

[00:16:34] How did they know this?

[00:16:36] It was in every household.

[00:16:38] And it's still on every plant.

[00:16:39] That's what I thought.

[00:16:40] Ron pan we have.

[00:16:41] And I'm like, all right, forget this man.

[00:16:44] Like it.

[00:16:45] So what's odd about it is they used a name for it and it's

[00:16:50] called a forever chemical.

[00:16:51] Have you heard of this?

[00:16:53] Never heard of that term before.

[00:16:55] To last night and today or yep.

[00:16:57] And today I turn it on Joe Rogan talking about forever chemical.

[00:17:01] And I'm like, what the hell?

[00:17:03] What are these forever chemicals that we're all finding out about?

[00:17:06] And they found out it was something in the prime drink.

[00:17:08] You know, that sports drink.

[00:17:10] Exactly.

[00:17:10] Yeah.

[00:17:11] I didn't hear about until like, what, like a month ago.

[00:17:13] Dude, we all this time, we've always wondered what causes cancer.

[00:17:17] Remember the billboards with hot dogs and crap.

[00:17:20] Yeah.

[00:17:20] This stuff has been, it's crazy.

[00:17:23] I don't want stuff bothering me like that.

[00:17:25] I don't know.

[00:17:25] This would bother you.

[00:17:27] Like when you find out how far the company went to withhold.

[00:17:33] Yeah.

[00:17:33] They knew it's not like they didn't know.

[00:17:36] They knew how bad it was and yet they kept selling it.

[00:17:40] That's the scary part.

[00:17:41] That's good.

[00:17:42] That's interesting.

[00:17:43] I will probably watch that.

[00:17:45] I think you'll like it.

[00:17:46] Yep.

[00:17:47] I have a new proposal for a reality show, Woody.

[00:17:50] Okay.

[00:17:51] All right.

[00:17:52] My proposal is to take four Hollywood elites.

[00:17:55] Let, let America vote on who it should be.

[00:17:58] Just to go ahead.

[00:17:59] Or just find the four elites and stick them in rule America.

[00:18:04] The view.

[00:18:05] There you go.

[00:18:06] That would be nice.

[00:18:07] The panel on the view.

[00:18:08] And just make them live in Monterey.

[00:18:10] Yep.

[00:18:10] Make them live in Monterey.

[00:18:11] That's exactly right.

[00:18:12] And watch.

[00:18:14] They have no, and the reason I say this is because when I watch movies,

[00:18:19] these people have no clue what goes on in real America.

[00:18:23] Make them clean houses and make a profit.

[00:18:26] Right?

[00:18:27] Right.

[00:18:27] Just, Hey, your job this summer, your summer job, and we're going to

[00:18:31] reality show it is you got to clean houses for a living and make a profit.

[00:18:35] Do you know how addictive that show would be?

[00:18:39] Just because I don't, I'm not sure any of them could make it.

[00:18:43] Yeah, I would watch.

[00:18:45] Like it just, it just, it bothers me to no end.

[00:18:48] Cause one, I'm not sure Hollywood has made a movie.

[00:18:53] In recent memory that wasn't one either true, a documentary or two has

[00:18:59] already been made or three is some sort of, um, comic book hero.

[00:19:04] Yeah.

[00:19:05] When is an original story come out of Hollywood in the last 15 years?

[00:19:10] Man, that is a great segue to what I just saw.

[00:19:14] Have you guys, this is a 10 year old movie and how I didn't know it.

[00:19:17] You know, like when you go to Netflix and it gives you the top 10.

[00:19:21] So we're scrolling through and we're doing that thing where I go through

[00:19:23] every trailer to try to find it.

[00:19:25] And I went down through top 10.

[00:19:26] I was like, Marty, have you ever seen the judge?

[00:19:28] And she says no, but I always wanted to.

[00:19:29] I was like, I've never even heard of it.

[00:19:31] Okay.

[00:19:32] It's Robert Duvall and Robert Downey Jr.

[00:19:34] Wow.

[00:19:34] I was like, how have I not heard of this movie?

[00:19:36] And I clicked on it.

[00:19:36] It was like 2014.

[00:19:37] I was like, this thing is 10 years old.

[00:19:40] Man, it is good.

[00:19:42] Top 10 movie.

[00:19:43] I mean, honestly is that good.

[00:19:45] It's one of those, um, kind of like John Grisham stories where,

[00:19:49] like the firm and the old man.

[00:19:53] It's just so many things to it.

[00:19:55] And it's, you know, good.

[00:19:57] I don't know.

[00:19:57] It's like father and son, that type of stuff.

[00:20:00] It's called the judge called the judge.

[00:20:02] All right.

[00:20:02] Really, really good.

[00:20:04] And then last night, well, because of our baby reindeer

[00:20:09] fiasco and house, Oh, Woody, Woody's involved.

[00:20:15] How much you saw it?

[00:20:16] Yes.

[00:20:17] And it was literally because you saw it and didn't like it.

[00:20:21] And then we were scrolling through.

[00:20:22] I was like, I was like, I need to, I feel like I need to watch

[00:20:26] it because you watch something.

[00:20:27] If he doesn't like it, that wasn't good.

[00:20:29] And then, and then I was like, all right, I feel like I

[00:20:31] need to take one for the team and let's watch it.

[00:20:32] Cause it looked like you said, it looks really interesting.

[00:20:35] I was like, all right, maybe it's just perspective.

[00:20:37] Right.

[00:20:38] And I'm not saying it was bad.

[00:20:39] It's just, it was one of those ones where you just felt

[00:20:42] like I was happy to turn off the TV when it was done.

[00:20:46] I was like, Oh, I just, Oh, it's not even want to talk about it.

[00:20:49] Dude.

[00:20:49] It's it has stayed in the top 10.

[00:20:51] It's definitely no star trick.

[00:20:54] Not, not even close, but yeah, it's, it's, it's made a run way

[00:20:59] too long from him in my opinion.

[00:21:02] It should not be popular.

[00:21:03] Why is it?

[00:21:04] I feel like they're pushing it.

[00:21:05] I agree with you know, I think it's bot watching.

[00:21:09] Is this another one of those?

[00:21:10] Remember how for years we thought the New York times best

[00:21:13] seller was actually the New York times best seller.

[00:21:15] Yeah, maybe.

[00:21:16] Let me find out it was.

[00:21:17] It may.

[00:21:18] Yes.

[00:21:18] I would not be surprised.

[00:21:20] So I was at a bar for lunch that I like going to because

[00:21:25] it's right next to where my office is.

[00:21:27] Have you ever been to the world famous stadium in?

[00:21:30] Yes.

[00:21:31] So I had never been there.

[00:21:32] I'm 53 years old and this the famous, you know,

[00:21:36] bar there in Lynchburg, dude.

[00:21:38] I it's my kind of place.

[00:21:40] I love going there for lunch.

[00:21:41] I bet you see the old retired guys that are drinking

[00:21:43] a beer, you know, and they're just having a good day.

[00:21:46] That's everything.

[00:21:46] So I had lunch there and the bartender lady told me

[00:21:49] yesterday she goes, has anybody told you you're a dead

[00:21:52] ringer for the guy on white collar?

[00:21:57] And I was like, oh my God, please don't make it be some

[00:22:02] enormous giant gross guy.

[00:22:04] And she goes, no, no, he's got another gig.

[00:22:08] I don't even know what that is.

[00:22:09] Oh, so anyway, we watched it last night and Marty agrees

[00:22:18] that the lead character and I don't know if that's who

[00:22:20] she met because I'm watching it and I don't think it.

[00:22:23] All right.

[00:22:23] What show is it?

[00:22:24] It's called white collar and it's the lead detective

[00:22:27] guy, but I don't know if that's who she meant or not.

[00:22:30] So I'm trying to go back to the stadium in for lunch.

[00:22:32] I'll have to do that and ask her which character was

[00:22:35] because I do often get pegged for there's an actor called

[00:22:39] treat Williams.

[00:22:39] Yeah, he's in it.

[00:22:40] He's in it.

[00:22:41] Yeah.

[00:22:41] But he's one of the characters like six episodes.

[00:22:44] So that's 80.

[00:22:48] Yeah.

[00:22:48] I don't know.

[00:22:50] They say you look like that guy.

[00:22:52] No,

[00:22:55] that guy.

[00:22:56] No, not that guy either.

[00:22:58] That the guy on the far right.

[00:23:01] Yeah.

[00:23:01] Okay.

[00:23:01] You're far right.

[00:23:03] So treat Williams.

[00:23:04] He's no longer here.

[00:23:06] What?

[00:23:07] Yeah, he was in like a car accident.

[00:23:09] No freaking way.

[00:23:11] Are you serious?

[00:23:13] I did not know that.

[00:23:16] So it was white collar any good.

[00:23:18] It was okay.

[00:23:19] But here's the thing.

[00:23:20] I'm a really production kind of guy.

[00:23:22] I hate stuff.

[00:23:23] That's like made for TV and you can tell it's kind

[00:23:26] of TV.

[00:23:26] This was on a USA.

[00:23:28] Yeah.

[00:23:29] The that show.

[00:23:31] Suits was phenomenal.

[00:23:32] So I'll watch it.

[00:23:33] Okay.

[00:23:34] Well, law and order, you know, I can watch those.

[00:23:37] This one just, it doesn't have the same production value to me.

[00:23:40] So I don't think we're going to keep watching it.

[00:23:42] Cool.

[00:23:42] It was good though.

[00:23:43] Honestly, it was a good show.

[00:23:44] Good.

[00:23:45] You're listening to life liberty happiness now on the sports.

[00:23:49] It's time for sports.

[00:24:07] So NASCAR has been on a bit of a roll lately there Woodrow.

[00:24:11] They have had some phenomenal races.

[00:24:14] So why not go screw it up?

[00:24:15] Right?

[00:24:17] Last week's race at Darlington was another great one.

[00:24:20] Brad Keselowski.

[00:24:22] Do you know who Brad K is?

[00:24:26] Hey Woody.

[00:24:26] No, I don't.

[00:24:28] Of course Trent knows.

[00:24:29] I don't know any of them.

[00:24:29] All right.

[00:24:30] Brad Keselowski.

[00:24:31] How many races was a Trent 200?

[00:24:34] I think it came to three years worth.

[00:24:36] Wow.

[00:24:37] I think it was like a hundred and one or something like that.

[00:24:40] Yeah.

[00:24:40] Anyway, he finally won a great race at Darlington.

[00:24:45] But the race was actually between his.

[00:24:50] So Brad Keselowski owns part of a team called RFK, which is

[00:24:57] Ralph Fenway Keselowski racing.

[00:25:00] Yeah.

[00:25:01] And anyway, it's kind of neat.

[00:25:03] I mean, he came in, he took the lumps, but there's no

[00:25:05] doubt he changed that team.

[00:25:07] Man, who's the announcer we like with Clint Boyer?

[00:25:10] Oh, Kevin Harvick.

[00:25:11] Yeah.

[00:25:12] He was raving about him.

[00:25:13] He's that kind of guy that can change a whole team.

[00:25:16] Yes.

[00:25:16] And he has.

[00:25:17] Let's be honest.

[00:25:18] There was some bad blood when he first came in.

[00:25:22] Were you surprised Jack Roush could get around that good?

[00:25:24] Yeah.

[00:25:25] He was over there patting him on the chest and everything.

[00:25:27] I was like, oh, that's kind of neat to see him back in Winter Circle.

[00:25:30] It was neat.

[00:25:30] And to be honest with you, it's kind of what Richard Childress needs, right?

[00:25:34] He needs to clean house.

[00:25:35] Well, I think.

[00:25:36] Some of us still think that Kyle Busch can still make a

[00:25:39] difference with that group.

[00:25:40] I hope so.

[00:25:41] Yeah.

[00:25:41] If, if maybe he became part owner and cleared house the way Brad did.

[00:25:45] But anyway, it was good to see Brad get a win.

[00:25:47] The problem is his driver, Mr.

[00:25:51] Buscher, was leading the race and probably would have won the race

[00:25:55] had little boy Reddick not taken him out.

[00:25:59] I wish they hadn't erected each other because I was thinking

[00:26:03] that Reddick still might have the chance to win it.

[00:26:06] I think he would have.

[00:26:07] Yeah.

[00:26:08] Cause Buscher was losing a little bit of rear end grip there, but I don't

[00:26:12] know, Keselowski, I think probably still would have beaten both of them.

[00:26:15] That dude had a long run car, although it was only 10 laps left.

[00:26:18] And he had spent so much time inside of Reddick before that, when

[00:26:21] they were going around and Harvick was saying, man, that's going

[00:26:24] to tear him up in the latter part of the run, but man, it was so

[00:26:28] exciting.

[00:26:28] It was another exciting race for NASCAR.

[00:26:30] Now I loved that Buscher did the old school thing.

[00:26:33] Like you say, he's, he looks like a race car driver.

[00:26:36] Yes.

[00:26:37] He's big.

[00:26:37] He comes back there.

[00:26:38] He grabs him by the shoulders.

[00:26:40] What?

[00:26:41] I can't stand and I lost even more respect for Reddick.

[00:26:44] Yeah.

[00:26:45] Dude, you can't be caught on a live mic going, Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:26:49] I did.

[00:26:49] I mean, what in the world?

[00:26:52] I felt for him because we watched that drive to survive for NASCAR

[00:26:58] or whatever it is called for them.

[00:27:00] Yeah.

[00:27:01] And he's so nice.

[00:27:04] Yeah.

[00:27:04] You know what I mean?

[00:27:05] It's like his detriment.

[00:27:06] He can drive a car like no one else, but there is not a man's

[00:27:09] bone in his body.

[00:27:11] No, I mean, he's just a nice, super nice guy and it looked

[00:27:14] like he was about to cry when they interviewed him.

[00:27:16] He felt so bad for Buscher.

[00:27:18] Yes.

[00:27:18] And I really think because he was so nice that kept

[00:27:22] Buscher from fighting them.

[00:27:23] Oh, there's no doubt.

[00:27:24] Look who was ready to throw hands.

[00:27:26] If he pushed back, it'd have been Ross Chastain.

[00:27:28] Oh yes.

[00:27:28] There was, they were going to the ground.

[00:27:30] NASCAR fight.

[00:27:32] Yeah.

[00:27:33] But I liked what Reddick said that man, I had a win and

[00:27:40] I didn't mind tearing up my car.

[00:27:42] I really hate that I tore his up because he hadn't got a win yet.

[00:27:45] Yeah.

[00:27:45] That was decent to say.

[00:27:47] It was.

[00:27:48] Yeah.

[00:27:48] I just, I don't know.

[00:27:50] I like to see him.

[00:27:52] I just think of the old school day.

[00:27:54] Yeah.

[00:27:54] Would Earnhardt ever have said, I went for it and didn't make it.

[00:27:58] Yeah.

[00:27:58] You know, I'm sorry, man.

[00:28:00] No, he would have been get out of my face.

[00:28:02] Yeah.

[00:28:03] So you know what?

[00:28:04] It would have been worse for me as someone that, you know, I never

[00:28:09] liked Reddick in the first place, but I appreciated that just,

[00:28:11] he's at least he's honest.

[00:28:13] I hate when somebody comes out like there's some Billy badass and

[00:28:17] they just know they're going to be held back.

[00:28:18] Correct.

[00:28:18] Now what I do like about it is in there, there have been times

[00:28:22] where the second place car just rides.

[00:28:24] Yeah.

[00:28:25] Right.

[00:28:26] At least he did say, dude, I went for it.

[00:28:29] Yeah.

[00:28:29] And you could tell not even three quarters of the way halfway

[00:28:34] through he realized, oh crap.

[00:28:35] Yeah.

[00:28:36] I really screwed up.

[00:28:37] Hey, what paint schemes stuck out to you since we've been

[00:28:40] talking about the throwbacks?

[00:28:42] What did you, what stood out to you?

[00:28:43] Yes.

[00:28:46] Definitely the Kellogg's car.

[00:28:48] Definitely.

[00:28:48] Oh yeah.

[00:28:48] Terry.

[00:28:49] How about Terry Labani wearing the driver's seat?

[00:28:51] That was great.

[00:28:51] That was so good.

[00:28:52] And him in the booth talking.

[00:28:54] No, it was wonderful.

[00:28:55] Oh, it was so cool listening to Kevin Harvick and them

[00:28:57] talk about shifting gears and how hard it is now.

[00:29:00] And, and Kevin Harvick saying I cannot tell you how often

[00:29:04] I told myself forward, forward, forward, down, back, back,

[00:29:09] back because of the way they shift gears.

[00:29:11] Which makes it even more impressive that that Shane

[00:29:13] Van Ginsberg can come over here and race a car.

[00:29:16] Yeah.

[00:29:16] Left-handed versus right-handed.

[00:29:19] That's crazy.

[00:29:20] So onto my why I said NASCAR will screw it up.

[00:29:25] NASCAR owners, which is led by the guy who ruined

[00:29:28] NASCAR, Jeff Gordon.

[00:29:31] It's a fact.

[00:29:32] No arguments.

[00:29:35] They seem to have come to an impasse while negotiating

[00:29:40] a new contract.

[00:29:41] So Denny Hamlin has been on the forefront.

[00:29:44] So it'd be between NASCAR and the owners.

[00:29:46] Okay.

[00:29:48] There's even been talk of getting rid of the

[00:29:49] charter system already, which is a disaster.

[00:29:53] But so there's owners want more money.

[00:29:58] I think they got more, but now they're still wanting more.

[00:30:02] Like it's never stopping like Denny Hamlin.

[00:30:06] God love him.

[00:30:07] I know you do, but you gotta stop, man.

[00:30:10] He keeps saying we need to be able to be, we need to be

[00:30:14] able to survive as owners without the dire need of sponsors.

[00:30:18] Because that's the hard part.

[00:30:19] You have to go ask and find somebody.

[00:30:21] I know.

[00:30:22] I know that's the hard.

[00:30:23] That's the nobody wants to do that, but that's what made it great.

[00:30:26] Exactly.

[00:30:27] And so I don't want to see that go.

[00:30:29] And we've lost the brand, right?

[00:30:31] He's not even racing FedEx every time you think of him as FedEx,

[00:30:34] but he's not even doing that.

[00:30:35] I know.

[00:30:36] Yeah.

[00:30:36] And it's so sad.

[00:30:38] So anyway, they want more, but there's things like, uh, the

[00:30:43] Francis apparently to want to be able to own a team and

[00:30:47] they think they're, they're absolutely against it.

[00:30:52] That's part of the negotiations too.

[00:30:54] Wow.

[00:30:55] They shouldn't be able to own a team.

[00:30:56] You say that, but who owns Indy?

[00:30:58] Penske.

[00:30:59] Exactly.

[00:31:00] And so that's their thing.

[00:31:03] Um, and there's other things, but here's the problem.

[00:31:07] There's actual talk of splitting.

[00:31:11] Wow.

[00:31:11] And I'm like, dude, we've lived this out before with

[00:31:14] the stupid carton Indy doing that.

[00:31:16] Yeah.

[00:31:16] I don't think they ever recovered.

[00:31:17] They have not.

[00:31:18] And so hopefully they'll get this squared away.

[00:31:22] Yep.

[00:31:23] Um, one of the cool things is junior finally has popped back up.

[00:31:28] Dale junior TNT.

[00:31:31] He's with Amazon and TNT.

[00:31:34] Okay.

[00:31:35] So Amazon is doing the Coca-Cola 600, uh, not this year, but

[00:31:41] starting from next year on.

[00:31:44] So they get the month of June and TNT gets the month of July.

[00:31:49] I'd be interested to see if I enjoyed junior.

[00:31:53] And or Jeff Burton by themselves.

[00:31:57] Because what I love about the Fox coverage is it's just Clint

[00:32:00] Boyer and Kevin Harvick talking to Mike joy.

[00:32:03] It's not fake screaming and oh my God, look at what they're about to do.

[00:32:07] They're just talking racing man.

[00:32:10] And then you got Jeff Burton screaming right there with him and whoever.

[00:32:14] Because I watched a tick tock of a guy talking about the broadcast.

[00:32:18] And he said, why can't they watch an F1 race and see that's how it's done.

[00:32:24] Now he was not complaining about the announcers.

[00:32:28] That's what you, when I first heard it, I thought, oh no, what is he not like?

[00:32:32] And he said, if you can have Kevin Harvick explain it the way he

[00:32:35] does, which is perfect.

[00:32:37] And you have Clint Boyer and Mike joy.

[00:32:39] Those are phenomenal.

[00:32:40] But when they're telling you about a race car and you pan over

[00:32:44] to some guy grilling a chicken.

[00:32:46] Oh yeah.

[00:32:47] He's like, why can't they figure out that we're here to watch racing?

[00:32:50] Yeah.

[00:32:50] I've noticed a lot of that.

[00:32:52] The, the cutaways are not.

[00:32:55] He said Kevin Harvick is in the middle of a story.

[00:32:57] Yes.

[00:32:58] I've seen a lot of that and you're showing a chicken.

[00:33:00] Yeah.

[00:33:01] I mean, it's like, what are we doing?

[00:33:02] Yep.

[00:33:03] So I agree with him on that.

[00:33:05] Fox has got to do a better job of knowing its audience.

[00:33:08] Still.

[00:33:08] They don't, they don't know who their audience is.

[00:33:12] They don't, they don't have a clue.

[00:33:15] And so anyway, I'd still much prefer to watch them than NBC.

[00:33:19] Oh my gosh.

[00:33:20] Yeah.

[00:33:21] Night and day.

[00:33:21] Yeah.

[00:33:22] But there's definitely things that could have been rid of the

[00:33:24] cartoons.

[00:33:25] Number one.

[00:33:25] Sorry, Woody.

[00:33:27] Yes.

[00:33:27] NBC started to make some inroads when they brought in.

[00:33:30] Can I say something about the cartoons?

[00:33:34] My mom asked me legitimately if I'm also hosting the morning jam

[00:33:38] show because she saw on TikTok.

[00:33:44] I thought it was the same character.

[00:33:46] She goes, are you also helping in the other show?

[00:33:49] I was like, I know what you're about to say.

[00:33:52] He also does white collar.

[00:33:53] I just, I just put glasses and change the hair out and I

[00:33:57] use the same things.

[00:34:03] Even their even their AI generation is mediocre.

[00:34:10] I'm not saying that.

[00:34:12] That's how that's how recognizable my mom is looking at these.

[00:34:16] Yeah.

[00:34:19] Moving on to basketball.

[00:34:21] Caitlin Clark's debut was last night.

[00:34:24] I was so disappointed because I wanted to watch it and she sat

[00:34:27] the whole force first quarter.

[00:34:28] It looked like, so I just got bored and decided to watch white collar.

[00:34:32] I've never in my life seen a player in her first game be

[00:34:38] criticized so much for scoring 20 points.

[00:34:42] I'm like three quarters.

[00:34:43] She had zero after one.

[00:34:44] She had 20 points for the night and all they wanted to talk about

[00:34:47] was her 10 turnovers.

[00:34:48] Don't get me wrong.

[00:34:49] She had 10 turnovers.

[00:34:50] Yeah, but she, dude, she was trying to make the pass.

[00:34:53] She was trying.

[00:34:54] Yeah.

[00:34:54] It's not like they were stupid.

[00:34:56] And she said, when, when they asked her afterwards, she said

[00:35:00] it's more physical than I thought.

[00:35:01] And they're faster than I thought.

[00:35:03] I'll, I'll learn from it.

[00:35:05] It's like, but they're ripping her.

[00:35:07] And I'm like, this is what I don't understand.

[00:35:10] You're wanting to grow the sport yet the sports biggest star, whether

[00:35:13] you like her or not is bringing fans to watch you.

[00:35:18] And instead of embracing her, you want to rip her to shreds.

[00:35:22] You know, I always, people just do not understand sports enough.

[00:35:25] And I know you do as much as anybody.

[00:35:28] There's a reason that you have you 14, you 15, you 16, you 17.

[00:35:33] Okay.

[00:35:34] Those ages make a difference.

[00:35:36] She's just coming out of college.

[00:35:38] So she's what?

[00:35:39] You 21.

[00:35:40] She's coming out of college.

[00:35:41] It's like a couple of a month ago.

[00:35:43] Yes.

[00:35:43] And she's playing grown women.

[00:35:45] You're right.

[00:35:45] There's a huge difference.

[00:35:47] That's why I say in the NFL, it's amazing when somebody can do

[00:35:50] something in the NFL their first year.

[00:35:51] Correct.

[00:35:52] In baseball, it's amazing if somebody can do something in their first year.

[00:35:54] Sometimes they don't like the guy we talked about at LSU.

[00:35:58] Yeah.

[00:35:58] Within a year and a half of him being drafted, he's in the big leagues.

[00:36:02] Yeah.

[00:36:02] That is very rare because you got young physically weaker people against

[00:36:10] adults that have been training in doing this day in and day out.

[00:36:14] They're pros.

[00:36:15] She's been going to school.

[00:36:16] Correct.

[00:36:16] You know what I mean?

[00:36:17] Yeah.

[00:36:18] Give her a, give her a minute.

[00:36:19] Exactly.

[00:36:20] Although a great comparison.

[00:36:22] I mean, you don't watch PTI a lot, but yesterday they mentioned a

[00:36:26] possible great comparison would be Pete Maravich.

[00:36:30] He was such a phenom in college that his game just did not translate

[00:36:35] against the more physical beasts that he had to go play against.

[00:36:40] And I don't know.

[00:36:41] She was still knocking down threes and I mean, it just, they could not.

[00:36:45] Did they win or lose?

[00:36:46] They lost.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:47] Yeah.

[00:36:48] But they were going against the, um, sun.

[00:36:50] Yeah.

[00:36:51] The Connecticut sun.

[00:36:52] Did you, Hey, speaking of women's sports and people following it.

[00:36:54] Do you know in since they've been a team since 2008, this is 2024.

[00:37:00] That's their first sellout.

[00:37:02] Yes.

[00:37:02] Ha ha ha.

[00:37:03] I saw that.

[00:37:04] For the opening game.

[00:37:04] And I'm again, that reinforces my point.

[00:37:07] Yeah.

[00:37:08] Who sold it out?

[00:37:08] Exactly.

[00:37:09] That's the person you're going to say, I don't know if she's Freddie.

[00:37:14] You know what?

[00:37:14] I was worried about when I heard that she got look up and she's not playing.

[00:37:16] I was like, man, she's still not playing.

[00:37:18] And they said the coach.

[00:37:19] And I was like, Oh my God.

[00:37:21] If I think a lot had to do with, she picked up three files.

[00:37:24] Okay.

[00:37:25] Well, I hope that it was that they would touch files.

[00:37:27] And that's what I didn't know.

[00:37:28] That pisses me off too.

[00:37:29] It's coming.

[00:37:29] Everybody came to see her.

[00:37:30] Right.

[00:37:31] And now it's entertainment.

[00:37:32] One of them was her in another one going up for a rebound.

[00:37:35] And it's like, dude, they're both going for the ball.

[00:37:37] And it wasn't like one of them felt blatant.

[00:37:40] I don't get it.

[00:37:41] Yeah.

[00:37:42] You got to know who the hell's playing.

[00:37:43] Yep.

[00:37:43] Anyway, uh, NBA playoff certain full swing.

[00:37:47] Yes.

[00:37:47] I'm pretty good.

[00:37:47] Serious.

[00:37:48] Going down.

[00:37:48] Oh, two Denver is now up three games to two.

[00:37:54] They've won three in a row.

[00:37:56] Is there any chance that Timberwolves win the next game?

[00:38:01] Probably.

[00:38:02] I don't know, man.

[00:38:03] Joker.

[00:38:04] It's like they turned it up.

[00:38:05] I'm fan dueling it.

[00:38:06] So I picked the Knicks to beat the Pacers last night.

[00:38:08] Even though everybody was like, oh, the Knicks are done.

[00:38:11] No, I picked the Knicks and the Mavs and the uh, Nuggets in one both.

[00:38:15] Yeah.

[00:38:16] I wanted to do the Nuggets, but I was like, I've been on a little losing streak.

[00:38:18] So let me ask you this.

[00:38:20] Is the NBA worried about the state of the game or are they happy with it?

[00:38:27] And what I mean by that is can you name your last five MVPs?

[00:38:36] Um, the guy from Philly, the couple from the Nuggets, um, Steph and Unteku Kupo.

[00:38:48] I think your last five.

[00:38:52] I don't think what's his name won it last year.

[00:38:54] Did he?

[00:38:55] I think this, this is not Yoke.

[00:38:57] Yokech hasn't won it.

[00:38:59] He didn't.

[00:39:00] It was the guy from Philly last year.

[00:39:02] Um,

[00:39:04] Oh, is he from another country?

[00:39:06] Yeah.

[00:39:07] Okay.

[00:39:07] Cause that's what I was going to say.

[00:39:09] There hasn't been an American, uh, born player when the MVP since Steph Curry,

[00:39:16] I think.

[00:39:16] Who, who, who got it this year?

[00:39:18] Have they announced?

[00:39:19] Yokech.

[00:39:20] Is that three years in a row?

[00:39:21] That's what I thought.

[00:39:22] No, because what's his name from Philly won it last year.

[00:39:25] I'm pretty sure.

[00:39:26] Man, I don't think I'll have to check it during a commercial break.

[00:39:28] So I'm just saying here are your Yokech.

[00:39:32] Um,

[00:39:34] Atatokupo, Dirk Mivinski won it.

[00:39:40] Not recent, but I'm just saying most of you are foreign born players.

[00:39:44] Steve Nash.

[00:39:47] Uh, so Curry was probably your last American born player.

[00:39:53] I'm just saying, I don't know if the NBA embraces that or if they're

[00:39:56] like, Oh, we'll, we're being taken over by the international game.

[00:40:00] Which is no doubt.

[00:40:01] If you wanted to name your five best players in the NBA,

[00:40:08] Yokech,

[00:40:11] Shay Gilder, Sal Alexander, which I think is connected.

[00:40:13] I haven't watched him yet.

[00:40:16] Yeah.

[00:40:16] Joel, Joel and Bied won it last year.

[00:40:18] Jokech won it three out of four years now, including this year.

[00:40:22] And then Atatokupo the two years before that, then James Harden.

[00:40:26] So it's been one, two, three, six since 2018 was the last time.

[00:40:31] I guess I'm an American had won it.

[00:40:35] It's different.

[00:40:37] Don't you think?

[00:40:38] Yeah.

[00:40:38] Oh, and they were given projections for this year's draft and I didn't

[00:40:41] even recognize half of them.

[00:40:43] They're all foreign.

[00:40:44] They talked about what a horrible year for the Hawks to win the

[00:40:46] first pick because there is no first pick.

[00:40:49] Jeez.

[00:40:50] Oh well.

[00:40:52] So you're just to recap the NBA, the thunder and the

[00:40:55] Mavs are tied two games to two.

[00:40:57] Who's winning that trip?

[00:40:59] Who are you taking the next one?

[00:41:00] Cause they're at Oklahoma city tonight.

[00:41:02] Right.

[00:41:03] Yeah.

[00:41:03] You take Oklahoma city.

[00:41:05] Are you?

[00:41:05] Yeah.

[00:41:06] It'll go game seven.

[00:41:07] I might bet on that then.

[00:41:09] Um, Celtics and Cavs, Celtics are up three games to one Pacers and

[00:41:14] Knicks, Knicks are up three games to two and uh, I'm saying the conference

[00:41:20] finals look like Denver and OKC and Celtics Knicks.

[00:41:25] Wouldn't you say?

[00:41:28] Man, I just got a feeling the Pacers could win game seven in New York.

[00:41:32] I just have that feeling.

[00:41:34] They're just so good.

[00:41:35] They're young.

[00:41:36] They're good.

[00:41:37] I don't know.

[00:41:37] I don't know.

[00:41:38] I love that that has become a rivalry.

[00:41:40] Yeah.

[00:41:41] Dude, they got into it last night.

[00:41:43] That's good.

[00:41:44] And I love, I love watching the Knicks.

[00:41:47] Dude, they're fun to watch.

[00:41:48] Yeah.

[00:41:48] They're scrappy.

[00:41:49] Yeah.

[00:41:49] So so is Indiana actually.

[00:41:50] Oh yeah.

[00:41:51] That's good basketball.

[00:41:53] So anyway, you got anything for sports?

[00:41:57] Uh, you know what?

[00:41:58] Last week I had the local, I need to check it out.

[00:42:01] Who won the spring sports, um, stuff in each category, I guess

[00:42:05] out loud.

[00:42:06] I think, oh, JF got scored on the boys soccer team got scored on.

[00:42:10] They were one.

[00:42:10] They were down one to nothing with just a few minutes left in

[00:42:12] the game and ended up winning four to one against Brookfield, but

[00:42:16] they lost, they gave up a goal.

[00:42:18] So yeah, too bad.

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[00:43:37] Senator Tim Scott.

[00:43:39] I love that Liberty University has power.

[00:43:42] Yeah.

[00:43:43] I love that their commencement speakers are always good.

[00:43:46] Yep.

[00:43:47] This one was Tim Scott, Senator Tim Scott from South Carolina

[00:43:51] potential VP pick.

[00:43:52] I bet he was good.

[00:43:54] He spoke at L you have you seen any of his stuff?

[00:43:57] Yes, I have seen him speak.

[00:43:59] He's really good.

[00:44:01] Did you see any of his speech?

[00:44:03] No.

[00:44:03] Okay, good.

[00:44:04] So you get to hear fresh ears.

[00:44:05] Okay.

[00:44:05] Got a cut.

[00:44:06] I thought he was terrific.

[00:44:07] Cut one.

[00:44:08] Obviously your president graduated cum laude.

[00:44:12] I graduated.

[00:44:13] Thank you.

[00:44:13] Lordy.

[00:44:16] I want all the thank you Lordy's to stand up.

[00:44:20] If God has done something in your life, I want to hear

[00:44:23] you shout.

[00:44:25] I want to hear an amen for the king of Kings for the

[00:44:30] Alpha and the Omega and the beginning if your people

[00:44:39] wonder how in the world you're here today.

[00:44:42] I want to hear you say thank you Jesus.

[00:44:47] That's good.

[00:44:48] It was a powerful speech and you know, most of the time

[00:44:52] I'm like dude, they just want to graduate and get away.

[00:44:55] But when you have people like him or Lou Holtz that

[00:44:59] did his and just their memorable speeches man, and

[00:45:03] that's what it should be.

[00:45:04] Yeah.

[00:45:05] Like somebody said, Camilla Harris shut up.

[00:45:08] No, my good Lord.

[00:45:09] I was thinking we should just skip to have at it

[00:45:11] because I got a clip of Biden speaking.

[00:45:13] I mean compare those two things.

[00:45:16] Who is inviting him to speak?

[00:45:18] It was a CNN interview.

[00:45:21] I was going to say could you imagine is anybody

[00:45:23] inviting him to speak at a commencement?

[00:45:25] Didn't he fall down at the Air Force one last year?

[00:45:33] Good Lord.

[00:45:35] Hey speaking of him.

[00:45:37] Yeah, I got my top five VPs.

[00:45:39] Okay.

[00:45:40] Yes.

[00:45:40] Is he one of your top five?

[00:45:43] Who Tim Scott?

[00:45:44] Tim Scott.

[00:45:44] He would be.

[00:45:45] Yeah.

[00:45:45] Okay.

[00:45:45] What's your top five?

[00:45:46] My top five would be.

[00:45:49] Jotting him down.

[00:45:51] Why?

[00:45:52] All right.

[00:45:52] Number one.

[00:45:53] Yeah.

[00:45:53] My number one, I'll start with one.

[00:45:55] Yeah.

[00:45:56] It's Tulsi Gabbard.

[00:45:58] I didn't even have her in my list, but I like her.

[00:46:00] Number two would be Vivek.

[00:46:01] She scares me a little bit.

[00:46:03] Vivek.

[00:46:04] Yep.

[00:46:05] Ramaswamy.

[00:46:06] Yeah.

[00:46:07] Number three would be Tim Scott.

[00:46:10] Cool.

[00:46:11] And number four would be Ron DeSantis.

[00:46:14] And number five.

[00:46:19] I don't really have a five.

[00:46:21] Or Ben Carson.

[00:46:23] Run, Ben, run.

[00:46:25] No, I guess.

[00:46:26] Nice guy.

[00:46:27] Yeah.

[00:46:28] So I got Vivek number one.

[00:46:30] Man, how did you know that guy two years ago?

[00:46:32] You know that?

[00:46:33] Yep.

[00:46:33] Like a year ago maybe.

[00:46:35] I just, I love every time he talks.

[00:46:38] It just is good.

[00:46:40] Number two was Tucker.

[00:46:42] Oh, yes.

[00:46:44] I'd love to see him be the nominee.

[00:46:47] You know, I just want somebody truthful, honest.

[00:46:49] Tell it like it is and tell somebody who's giving you a bunch of shit that

[00:46:52] you're giving me a bunch of crap and I'm not going to do that.

[00:46:54] Yeah, but I like him raise that.

[00:46:58] Susan Huckabee.

[00:47:00] Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

[00:47:01] Sanders.

[00:47:02] Yeah.

[00:47:02] Yeah.

[00:47:03] I could go with that for sure.

[00:47:05] DeSantis fourth.

[00:47:06] And number five.

[00:47:07] I heard Clay Travis and Buck Sussman say today.

[00:47:10] Joe Rogan or Dana White.

[00:47:11] Joe Rogan they said, but I put Dana White right in

[00:47:13] that category.

[00:47:15] Neither guy knows anything about politics, but they're going to tell

[00:47:18] you like it is and they're successful at what they do.

[00:47:20] Correct.

[00:47:21] I agree.

[00:47:22] Yeah.

[00:47:23] I mean that's what we need.

[00:47:23] We need to shake things, shake it up.

[00:47:25] We do, but when did the vice presidency become useless?

[00:47:29] Like why not make it a useful office?

[00:47:33] And that is what those would be good at.

[00:47:37] You know what I'm saying?

[00:47:37] Yeah.

[00:47:37] I mean they would be good at messaging.

[00:47:40] Vivek would be perfect at messaging.

[00:47:42] Yeah.

[00:47:43] Cause he's going to keep you on point.

[00:47:45] No doubt.

[00:47:46] Woody, you may have seen this portal that they have in New York City.

[00:47:51] Loved it.

[00:47:51] Love it.

[00:47:52] Except for they have to stop using the backfire.

[00:47:55] I mean, I love the story.

[00:47:57] It was only a matter of time.

[00:47:58] Yeah.

[00:47:58] Like, no, I think it's a great idea.

[00:48:01] So it's just like a window into Denmark.

[00:48:04] Yes.

[00:48:05] And then no, where is it at?

[00:48:08] Oh Ireland Dublin.

[00:48:09] Yeah.

[00:48:10] Dublin.

[00:48:10] I see your note there.

[00:48:10] Yeah.

[00:48:11] Yeah.

[00:48:12] But then they had people with dude D.

[00:48:14] Why do they make it sound like Ireland wouldn't do that to us?

[00:48:17] After a while, that's just what's going to happen.

[00:48:19] So especially if they start drinking.

[00:48:20] I just don't have how someone didn't think of that before.

[00:48:24] I mean, yeah, but my whole thing is that's your reasoning for shutting it down.

[00:48:28] Yeah.

[00:48:29] But chanting death to America is not a reason to shut down anything.

[00:48:34] That's good point.

[00:48:35] Are they going to reopen it?

[00:48:36] Like what's, what's going on?

[00:48:36] I don't know.

[00:48:37] My whole point is why are you shutting it down?

[00:48:39] Who cares?

[00:48:40] Please don't show your things.

[00:48:41] Yeah.

[00:48:43] Yeah.

[00:48:43] Put a sign on it.

[00:48:45] That should help.

[00:48:46] I don't get it.

[00:48:46] That should keep somebody from doing it.

[00:48:48] Um,

[00:48:49] think anybody tried to jump into it?

[00:48:52] Jesus.

[00:48:52] See if they.

[00:48:53] Kind of jump through.

[00:48:54] Yeah.

[00:48:55] Yeah.

[00:48:55] Damn it.

[00:48:58] For those who are just now listening to the show and don't know this,

[00:49:03] uh, a couple of weeks we will be interviewing, uh, Congressman Bob Good.

[00:49:07] Yep.

[00:49:07] Very excited about that.

[00:49:09] Yep.

[00:49:09] Even though I noticed I mispronounced his or spelled his name there.

[00:49:14] Fix that.

[00:49:15] Don't worry.

[00:49:16] I would like, and I've had some people already find out that Bob Good's

[00:49:20] coming on.

[00:49:21] Yeah.

[00:49:21] We need questions.

[00:49:22] Have given me questions.

[00:49:23] Yeah.

[00:49:23] So they message you, message Woody, message us.

[00:49:26] Give us some questions.

[00:49:28] Yeah.

[00:49:28] You can message me at 434-444-1874 or Trent.

[00:49:33] 1-800-WELLHOME.

[00:49:35] Expect pictures being sent back.

[00:49:39] Yeah.

[00:49:41] So it's a prerequisite.

[00:49:43] I would like to know, um, I'm curious because I've for the first time

[00:49:48] today, cause I was curious, where are we at in the, cause I've noticed

[00:49:52] things are so bad for Democrats right now.

[00:49:56] Like they want to make it out just like it's Biden.

[00:50:00] Although if you ask him, everything's still rosy.

[00:50:02] We're good.

[00:50:03] Oh my God.

[00:50:03] That is the have at it.

[00:50:05] I love this show because you always segue into not even know what I was bringing.

[00:50:08] Yeah.

[00:50:08] It's crazy man, but I was thinking, Hey, you know, nobody's ever noticed

[00:50:13] or said anything about where are we at on the state of the Senate in Congress?

[00:50:18] Yeah.

[00:50:19] Like how come nobody's talking about that?

[00:50:21] Is there a red wave or not?

[00:50:22] Right.

[00:50:23] Is there a coattails?

[00:50:24] You know how they always, they used to say, Oh, he's bringing coattails.

[00:50:27] So I thought, ah, let me go look right now.

[00:50:32] The Senate looks to be easily the way it's shown with Republicans taking over

[00:50:40] majority, how much is what's up in the air?

[00:50:46] Cause I got to looking at it.

[00:50:47] Justice, I forgot is running for Senate in West Virginia.

[00:50:52] The current governor and he won the primary last night.

[00:50:55] I think it was by landslide and he's expected to win mansion seat.

[00:51:00] Yeah.

[00:51:01] Okay.

[00:51:01] Well, there's a seat that's flipped.

[00:51:03] Yeah.

[00:51:04] Okay.

[00:51:04] And so then I'm like, Oh, that's what made me think about Arizona.

[00:51:08] Exactly.

[00:51:09] So you start going to list actually they're still showing all of that stuff blue.

[00:51:14] And yet they're still projecting.

[00:51:15] Wow.

[00:51:17] The Republicans to win, uh, 51 to 49.

[00:51:25] Nine.

[00:51:26] Is that what it was?

[00:51:27] That was the projection, but that's not including those close

[00:51:30] races that you just could still win easily.

[00:51:34] So, you know how, you know, the polls, right?

[00:51:38] Because of what happened today.

[00:51:40] So Joe Biden put a clip together.

[00:51:42] Have you seen this?

[00:51:43] No.

[00:51:44] And then we've had a lot happen today.

[00:51:46] If in case you haven't missed the news, Joe Biden put a video out

[00:51:50] demanding Donald Trump debate him to debates.

[00:51:56] So the first debate, so get this.

[00:51:58] And it was a 13 second clip with five clips in it.

[00:52:04] He could not speak for 13 seconds.

[00:52:07] They had to mesh the thing together for you to put it together.

[00:52:10] Somebody put it together.

[00:52:11] Somebody like a, uh, Woody analyzed to say that was not one clip at all.

[00:52:17] Right.

[00:52:17] It was multiple clips for them to put together.

[00:52:19] So he challenges Trump.

[00:52:21] I am demanding that we debate like Trump was the

[00:52:25] one not wanting to debate.

[00:52:26] Right.

[00:52:27] So get this.

[00:52:28] He doesn't want to do it with any of the rules, but his own rules.

[00:52:32] Of course.

[00:52:33] And his own rules is the channel that he chooses.

[00:52:36] Yeah.

[00:52:36] Donald's not allowed to speak when he's speaking and

[00:52:40] they're going to do it in June.

[00:52:42] Do you know what's significant about doing it in June?

[00:52:45] Is they won't have been to the convention yet.

[00:52:49] So this is Biden and his people speaking out ahead of the DNC because

[00:52:54] they are worried about what we have talked about, about someone

[00:52:58] coming in like Michelle and taking over the convention.

[00:53:02] And they're going to show their, what they're trying to do was

[00:53:04] if we could do this debate and when we will stem the tide of

[00:53:09] what's going to happen at the DNC.

[00:53:11] Here's the massive problem they have, right?

[00:53:14] And they do have a massive problem.

[00:53:16] Yeah.

[00:53:17] Is Bobby Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, Robert Kennedy.

[00:53:25] He's the, he's the one he's screwing everything up for them.

[00:53:28] Yeah.

[00:53:29] Because the longer they wait, the more support he's getting.

[00:53:33] I don't know if you've noticed, but that could be another reason

[00:53:36] they're asking for this debate without Robert Kennedy, by the way.

[00:53:39] But, but here's the thing.

[00:53:40] If you wait to the convention to name Obama or whomever,

[00:53:45] you've lost all that support to Kennedy.

[00:53:47] He's not going anywhere.

[00:53:49] Yeah.

[00:53:49] So you're going to continue to lose.

[00:53:51] Okay.

[00:53:52] You bring in Obama, but who are they gaining?

[00:53:54] You're not taking away from Kennedy.

[00:53:56] Not with an Obama.

[00:53:57] With Michelle you would.

[00:53:58] You do?

[00:53:59] Oh, no way.

[00:54:01] Come on.

[00:54:02] I know you think that, but I don't.

[00:54:04] I know.

[00:54:05] I don't, I don't see where she's charismatic.

[00:54:07] She's still in Obama.

[00:54:08] That's all it needs to happen.

[00:54:10] Okay.

[00:54:10] She can go into the basement that Biden went in and not

[00:54:14] have to campaign at all.

[00:54:16] They can't seriously think with the rules that Trump's going to go

[00:54:20] and will even remotely like, I mean, they can't.

[00:54:22] The second big news today.

[00:54:24] He said anytime, anyplace.

[00:54:26] Yeah.

[00:54:26] He said, yes, this is a fail, fail, fail.

[00:54:29] It cannot win for them.

[00:54:31] Like, am I just, I don't understand their tactic.

[00:54:33] Well, no, if you're, if you're Trump, you ask for one thing

[00:54:37] and one thing only that it starts at midnight.

[00:54:40] But Clay and Travis talked about the other reason why it's June is

[00:54:45] because his deterioration is not going to be a big deal.

[00:54:48] The deterioration is ongoing.

[00:54:52] Remember they didn't have the big red wave two years ago that

[00:54:56] they thought, and so he touted it.

[00:54:57] So he comes out and he touts it and they say he's strong again.

[00:55:00] He does a state of the union and can make it through an hour

[00:55:02] and a half and everybody's surprised.

[00:55:04] They really think that we should not, Clay and Travis,

[00:55:07] that we should not expect Biden to be adult.

[00:55:11] He's going to come on there and somehow whatever they give him,

[00:55:14] he's going to fly through in the debate.

[00:55:17] That that's what they're thinking is.

[00:55:19] And that's why they want to do it early is they want to, because

[00:55:21] they see the momentum is moving.

[00:55:23] It definitely is.

[00:55:24] I guess what I'm seeing is when they showed the poll yesterday

[00:55:28] that had Trump up by double digits in multiple swing states,

[00:55:32] which is shocking, is when they added Kennedy, it was even way worse.

[00:55:38] Yes, he's pulling away from...

[00:55:39] So that's, so they had said that he was taking 20% possibly from Biden.

[00:55:46] So I guess what I'm saying is when you add Obama, she's taking 20% away from him.

[00:55:54] She is the queen.

[00:55:55] If she does, then that makes sense.

[00:55:56] But I can't, the people that are following Robert right now aren't

[00:56:02] following because Biden's iffy, they're following him because he's

[00:56:07] a more of a centrist, they believe.

[00:56:10] And I don't see where Michelle is a centrist.

[00:56:13] Well, I think she or Gavin Newsom will bring it back into a very, very close race.

[00:56:20] And I'll say...

[00:56:22] I'm glad you brought up the segue of California.

[00:56:25] Yes.

[00:56:28] It's not going so well for Gavin, but okay.

[00:56:32] Sometimes it doesn't matter.

[00:56:33] I agree.

[00:56:33] You know what I mean?

[00:56:34] Except for eventually you do have to stand on a record, but maybe not.

[00:56:39] California can't seem to get it right.

[00:56:41] They're having issues with their electric charging stations.

[00:56:46] They are missing their chargers.

[00:56:49] Turns out the copper wire is expensive.

[00:56:54] So people are breaking into the stations?

[00:56:56] Oh, they're just cutting the wires and hauling ass.

[00:56:59] Oh, the actual plug?

[00:57:00] Oh yeah.

[00:57:01] They showed a line of like 20 and not one of them had a charger on it.

[00:57:04] Oh wow.

[00:57:05] And they're just going there.

[00:57:06] I mean who's going to stop them?

[00:57:07] Yeah.

[00:57:08] May strip the wire and sell it.

[00:57:11] Now they don't think you don't have chargers to charge the day gone.

[00:57:14] Yeah.

[00:57:14] California man.

[00:57:15] It's great.

[00:57:16] Wow.

[00:57:17] What a great state.

[00:57:19] Uh, are you, you got more stuff to get here?

[00:57:22] No, no.

[00:57:23] Okay.

[00:57:25] On to 80 million.

[00:57:29] Life, liberty, happiness, 80 million.

[00:57:33] My ass.

[00:57:34] Come on man.

[00:57:34] With Brian Schly.

[00:57:37] We choose truth over facts.

[00:57:40] All right.

[00:57:41] This clip is a Biden, um, brushing up on his debate prep, a reporter asking

[00:57:50] him a question about immigration and he, uh, the very first part of it,

[00:57:54] that he's walking away from the mic and he's answering.

[00:57:57] And then he comes back in the mic, which I think is done on purpose

[00:58:01] because you have to kind of understand cause he's gibbering.

[00:58:05] Yeah.

[00:58:05] And then by the time he gets to the mic, he doesn't make sense.

[00:58:08] But they later on would say, well, no, his first part of his answer was,

[00:58:13] you know, who knows?

[00:58:15] Yes.

[00:58:15] Here it is cut to.

[00:58:17] On the border.

[00:58:17] Why is the border more over?

[00:58:19] Fewer, fewer immigrants coming from Central America and from Mexico.

[00:58:31] This is a totally different circumstance.

[00:58:33] What's on my watch now is Venezuela, Cuba and Nicaragua.

[00:58:38] And the ability to send them back to those states is not rational.

[00:58:44] You could send them back and have them when we're working with Mexico

[00:58:46] and other countries to see if we can stop the flow, but that's the difference.

[00:58:50] Thank you.

[00:58:51] That literally had no answer.

[00:58:53] No.

[00:58:55] When did Venezuela become a state?

[00:58:57] I'm just curious.

[00:58:58] He said we're sending them back to those states.

[00:59:01] His, his cognizant.

[00:59:03] I mean, he's never had it, but it's been off.

[00:59:06] But I think what he's trying to say is under Trump, they were

[00:59:11] only coming from Mexico.

[00:59:13] And now there's three more states of people that are coming and we're

[00:59:16] trying to send them back to those states.

[00:59:18] Didn't Trump have the remain in the closest state that you leave from, which

[00:59:25] means they were coming from other states and they were remaining in Mexico.

[00:59:31] Do you remember this?

[00:59:31] Yes.

[00:59:32] We had that policy Biden and you got rid of it.

[00:59:36] That, Oh my God.

[00:59:37] I didn't play this clip, but it is like, um, tariffs.

[00:59:41] So apparently we are putting tariffs on it.

[00:59:44] No, there's underreported stories.

[00:59:46] No one knows we put tariffs on China and this guy asked KGP and she

[00:59:50] goes, I it's different.

[00:59:52] It's it's she's doing the blinking thing.

[00:59:54] There.

[00:59:55] If you have a tariff and you added tariffs to China, then you added

[01:00:00] tariffs to China and, and it's the exact opposite or exact thing that Trump had done.

[01:00:05] It's unbelievable.

[01:00:06] Just liars.

[01:00:08] I'll be glad when we get our Tik Tok back up and running.

[01:00:11] We haven't seen clips, Tik Tok in a while.

[01:00:14] What happened?

[01:00:15] You know, you got a new intern.

[01:00:17] I know actually employee.

[01:00:19] Yeah.

[01:00:19] Boys, you know, payroll.

[01:00:22] That's our, you know what Woody has a great ability to do is to argue

[01:00:26] with you, but agree with that's a terrible idea, Brian.

[01:00:33] His tone and everything is just so agreeable.

[01:00:35] Even when he's like arguing with you, you don't even know.

[01:00:37] He just told you to get home and he tells his wife, my God, I can't

[01:00:41] like, God, how does he ever satisfy?

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[01:01:45] Now we'll take you out with a little boy named Sue.

[01:01:51] Well, my daddy left home when I was three and he didn't leave much

[01:01:55] tomorrow and me just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

[01:02:01] No, I don't blame him because he run and hit but the meanest

[01:02:05] thing that he ever did was before he left.

[01:02:07] He went and named me Sue.

[01:02:12] Well, he must have thought that it was quite a joke and it got a

[01:02:15] lot of laughs from a lots of folks seems I had to fight my

[01:02:18] whole life through some gal would giggle and I'd get rid and

[01:02:24] some guy laughed and I'd bust his head.

[01:02:26] I'll tell you life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

[01:02:33] Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean my fist got hard

[01:02:37] and I got a little bit of a twist got keen from town to

[01:02:40] town to hide my shame.

[01:02:43] But I made me a vow to the moon and stars that search the

[01:02:46] honking talks and bars and kill that man that give me

[01:02:50] that awful name.

[01:02:52] Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July and I just hit town

[01:02:56] and my throat was dry.

[01:02:58] I thought I'd stop and have myself a group at an old

[01:03:03] street of mud there at a table deal instead set the dirty

[01:03:07] man.

[01:03:07] She told me name me Sue.

[01:03:10] Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad from a worn

[01:03:13] out picture that my mother had and I knew that scar on

[01:03:17] his cheek and his evil eye.

[01:03:20] He was big and bent and gray and old and I looked at him

[01:03:23] and my blood ran cold.

[01:03:25] I said my name is Sue.

[01:03:27] How do you do?

[01:03:30] You gonna die.

[01:03:33] Yeah, that's what I told him.

[01:03:36] Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes and he went

[01:03:40] down but to my surprise come up with a knife and got off

[01:03:43] a piece of my ear.

[01:03:46] Well, I busted a chair right across his teeth and we

[01:03:48] crashed through the wall and into the street kicking and

[01:03:51] a gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

[01:03:55] I tell you I fought tougher men, but I really can't

[01:03:59] remember when.

[01:04:00] He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.

[01:04:05] I heard him laugh and then I heard him cussing.

[01:04:08] He went for his gun to pull mine first.

[01:04:10] He stood there looking at me and I saw him smile.

[01:04:13] He said son,

[01:04:15] this world is rough and if a man's gonna make it he's

[01:04:18] gotta be tough and I know I wouldn't be there to help

[01:04:21] you along.

[01:04:24] So I give you that name and I said goodbye and you

[01:04:27] you'd have to get tough or die and it's that name

[01:04:30] that helped to make you strong.

[01:04:33] Yeah, he said now you just fought one hell of a

[01:04:36] fight and I know you hate me and you got the

[01:04:39] right to kill me now.

[01:04:41] I wouldn't blame you if you do.

[01:04:44] But you oughta thank me before I die for the gravel

[01:04:47] in your guts and the spit in your eye cuz I'm the

[01:04:50] son of a bitch that named you Sue.

[01:04:55] What could I do?

[01:04:57] I got all choked up and I threw down my gun, called

[01:05:00] him a paw and he called me a son and I come away

[01:05:03] with a different point of view.

[01:05:06] And I think about him now and then every time I

[01:05:10] try and every time I win and if I ever have a

[01:05:13] son,

[01:05:14] I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George any damn

[01:05:18] thing but Sue.

[01:05:26] And now for all you paying subscribers.

[01:05:30] Life Liberty happiness presents our number two.

[01:05:36] Hey, we're getting overtime for this right?

[01:05:49] On to first of all, let me just say your top

[01:05:53] 10 is it was inspired by watching an episode of

[01:05:57] everybody loves Raymond.

[01:05:59] So on to our top 10.

[01:06:02] And now your top 10 for the week.

[01:06:06] She's more like a fine.

[01:06:10] All right.

[01:06:11] Here's where the inspiration came from cut 3.

[01:06:17] You know what we gotta get rid of this.

[01:06:19] No, no, no, no, no, you can't do that.

[01:06:21] This was my grandma's.

[01:06:23] You know how many cookies I've had from this

[01:06:24] thing and lemon squares and brownies blondies

[01:06:29] fudge chocolate biscotti.

[01:06:33] Macaroons.

[01:06:34] Oh the macaroons.

[01:06:36] Ginger snaps.

[01:06:37] Take fat people who cares?

[01:06:45] That's a good show.

[01:06:46] Oh, it's perfect.

[01:06:47] So I got to be thinking about cookies.

[01:06:49] Yeah, I probably haven't eaten a cookie in

[01:06:51] forever, but I'm a cookie freak.

[01:06:54] You are I love I love just a couple kind,

[01:06:58] but I love a cookie.

[01:07:00] So I started thinking about the list and

[01:07:02] actually what made me think about it was I

[01:07:05] was walking through the grocery store the

[01:07:06] other day and I'm looking at the cookie

[01:07:08] out first of all, I don't even recognize

[01:07:10] half of the crap that they make today.

[01:07:12] My God, what happened?

[01:07:14] The good old days of cookies.

[01:07:16] They just make crap.

[01:07:17] Got to go to the bakery section now.

[01:07:19] I guess well you end the right store,

[01:07:21] but you know, so it got me thinking

[01:07:23] about there's nothing better.

[01:07:26] Well, there is because it's number 10

[01:07:27] on my list, but a thin man.

[01:07:30] I like a good thin man, but friggin

[01:07:33] Oreo tried to make it stupid.

[01:07:35] It's not a oh, so of course there

[01:07:38] is no other brand other than Girl

[01:07:40] Scouts apparently that make a thin man.

[01:07:42] So these are my top 10 cookies.

[01:07:45] Of all time.

[01:07:46] Great number 10.

[01:07:48] Yeah, Girl Scout thin minutes.

[01:07:51] Love perfect.

[01:07:54] Are you gonna be like this the

[01:07:55] whole time pouting?

[01:07:57] You know where you can get them by the way,

[01:07:59] Brian where thank you.

[01:08:00] Woody for well part of the show that

[01:08:02] not there if you go to Dollar General

[01:08:04] and get the clover Valley the off.

[01:08:06] I tried come on now.

[01:08:08] It's not good.

[01:08:08] They're pretty close.

[01:08:10] They're pretty close.

[01:08:12] I like a good thin man, but oh now

[01:08:14] number nine is not for everybody.

[01:08:16] I get it but fig Newtons.

[01:08:19] Oh, I love fig.

[01:08:20] All right.

[01:08:21] Yeah, I love fig new.

[01:08:23] Yeah, the whole thing.

[01:08:25] There's nothing better than a

[01:08:26] good old fig new.

[01:08:27] Yep.

[01:08:29] Yep.

[01:08:30] Number eight.

[01:08:32] I like them, but it's not something

[01:08:34] I can sit down and eat a bunch

[01:08:35] of but they did have a good taste

[01:08:38] to them.

[01:08:38] The old nutter butters.

[01:08:42] Just the name.

[01:08:44] Name them.

[01:08:46] I do.

[01:08:46] I do like a good nutter butter.

[01:08:48] See even better is if you can find

[01:08:51] the chocolate covered butter.

[01:08:53] There you go.

[01:08:54] And shit.

[01:08:55] What?

[01:08:56] Good.

[01:08:56] That's great.

[01:08:57] Yeah.

[01:08:58] Yeah.

[01:08:59] Number seven.

[01:09:00] Yeah, it's chips Ahoy chocolate

[01:09:02] chips, but it has to be the

[01:09:04] soft.

[01:09:05] I was like no can't stand a

[01:09:06] hard crunchy.

[01:09:08] Chocolate.

[01:09:09] I can.

[01:09:11] I can do a hard chocolate

[01:09:13] chip cookie.

[01:09:14] It's okay.

[01:09:14] But the chewy is better.

[01:09:16] Yes.

[01:09:19] There's another somebody else

[01:09:20] that makes one.

[01:09:21] Is it tollhouse maybe?

[01:09:24] Somebody makes a good chewy

[01:09:25] chocolate chip cookie.

[01:09:28] Anyway, number six.

[01:09:32] Yeah.

[01:09:32] Famous Amos.

[01:09:34] Remember the old famous

[01:09:35] Amos oatmeal?

[01:09:38] I don't know that I've had

[01:09:39] that.

[01:09:39] Tell me about in the little

[01:09:41] they come in two and a

[01:09:42] little pack.

[01:09:43] No, the famous Amos

[01:09:44] cookies.

[01:09:45] They came.

[01:09:46] I don't think they came to

[01:09:47] it.

[01:09:47] No.

[01:09:48] Well grandma's cookies

[01:09:49] came in to do you know

[01:09:49] what I'm talking about?

[01:09:51] Which one?

[01:09:51] The one at the convenience

[01:09:53] stores.

[01:09:53] They're always there at the

[01:09:54] checkout.

[01:09:55] There are grandma's cookies

[01:09:56] and they're oh yeah,

[01:09:58] butter chocolate,

[01:09:59] double chocolate.

[01:10:00] Those were good.

[01:10:01] Famous.

[01:10:02] Do they not make famous

[01:10:03] Amos anymore?

[01:10:03] I know what you're talking

[01:10:04] about.

[01:10:04] I can see the package.

[01:10:08] Yeah, these little jokers,

[01:10:09] but I don't like the

[01:10:10] chocolate chip ones,

[01:10:12] but they had the

[01:10:13] oatmeal's these

[01:10:14] trip.

[01:10:16] Yeah,

[01:10:17] yeah, I just had some

[01:10:18] the other day.

[01:10:20] Habitat for Humanity,

[01:10:21] the

[01:10:23] board lunch that I went

[01:10:25] to they had those as

[01:10:26] desserts.

[01:10:28] In number,

[01:10:29] but I mean that was like

[01:10:30] chewing sawmill.

[01:10:34] Okay,

[01:10:34] not good.

[01:10:35] Number five.

[01:10:36] Yeah,

[01:10:37] Samoa's.

[01:10:37] Throw them over the bank.

[01:10:39] Yeah, I don't know where

[01:10:39] they are.

[01:10:40] I got to look that up.

[01:10:41] It's that coconut

[01:10:42] thingy.

[01:10:43] With the chocolate

[01:10:44] entice you with the look

[01:10:45] because it's got the black

[01:10:46] stripe until you eat it

[01:10:47] and then you just want to

[01:10:47] spit.

[01:10:48] Are they

[01:10:49] little girls go cookies?

[01:10:51] Yeah.

[01:10:51] Yeah,

[01:10:52] some of us

[01:10:53] when you can't just eat

[01:10:54] well,

[01:10:55] no thanks.

[01:10:55] No,

[01:10:56] if you want some

[01:10:57] more,

[01:10:58] how about boy scouts

[01:10:59] not being called

[01:11:00] Boy Scouts anymore?

[01:11:02] Scouting of Americans.

[01:11:04] No,

[01:11:04] scouting scouting Americans.

[01:11:06] Something like that.

[01:11:07] Now have any of you

[01:11:09] ever had number four

[01:11:11] the Sandys?

[01:11:12] It's like

[01:11:13] literally eating sand

[01:11:16] as they called it

[01:11:16] Sandy's berries.

[01:11:18] Just like your

[01:11:19] why do you hate

[01:11:21] my cheeks just draw up?

[01:11:23] It's like you cannot

[01:11:24] you you cannot

[01:11:25] it's like getting a drink

[01:11:27] now with coffee is delicious.

[01:11:30] Nothing better.

[01:11:30] They drive.

[01:11:31] Yeah,

[01:11:32] they are dry.

[01:11:33] Oh,

[01:11:33] it's like

[01:11:34] desert sand has a

[01:11:35] more moist

[01:11:36] they look so

[01:11:37] on if like they just

[01:11:38] look like

[01:11:39] they're not fun at all.

[01:11:40] So

[01:11:40] same.

[01:11:42] That's

[01:11:42] stupid.

[01:11:44] I hate when you

[01:11:45] hate a top 10

[01:11:46] because you're such a

[01:11:47] I mean you might as well

[01:11:48] be that freaking guy

[01:11:49] in the trash can

[01:11:50] grout.

[01:11:51] What was his name?

[01:11:51] Yeah,

[01:11:51] the grouch.

[01:11:52] Good Lord.

[01:11:53] I read that

[01:11:53] and I'm like

[01:11:54] Oh God.

[01:11:55] Well,

[01:11:55] you don't

[01:11:56] participate.

[01:11:57] Well,

[01:11:58] if you ask

[01:11:58] I can give you

[01:11:59] top 10 right now.

[01:12:00] You can text

[01:12:00] at any point

[01:12:01] in time my phone works.

[01:12:02] All right.

[01:12:02] I'll send you

[01:12:03] something in a minute.

[01:12:04] Oreo

[01:12:05] double stuffed

[01:12:06] but it has to be

[01:12:07] the double stuffed.

[01:12:09] I don't like

[01:12:09] a regular Oreo.

[01:12:10] I don't

[01:12:11] I think the double

[01:12:11] is what

[01:12:12] regular used to be

[01:12:13] to be honest with you.

[01:12:15] That's

[01:12:15] a good point.

[01:12:15] I think it's

[01:12:15] clever.

[01:12:16] Bidinomics.

[01:12:17] Yep.

[01:12:18] Shrinkation.

[01:12:18] I could see that.

[01:12:19] Now,

[01:12:20] do you like

[01:12:20] the blonde

[01:12:20] Oreos?

[01:12:21] No.

[01:12:22] I mean all

[01:12:23] Oreos.

[01:12:24] No.

[01:12:25] Are you a

[01:12:25] Oreo eater

[01:12:27] or are you

[01:12:27] pull apart?

[01:12:28] Nah,

[01:12:28] I eat the whole

[01:12:29] I don't need

[01:12:30] to pull it apart.

[01:12:31] I don't know.

[01:12:31] I just said

[01:12:31] the whole thing

[01:12:32] the whole thing.

[01:12:33] I don't even

[01:12:33] take a bite.

[01:12:34] Good Lord.

[01:12:36] That's the way

[01:12:36] to pack it.

[01:12:37] None of you dip

[01:12:38] with milk.

[01:12:39] It's too good to dip.

[01:12:40] I don't need a dip.

[01:12:41] Okay.

[01:12:43] The pistachio

[01:12:44] one is good too.

[01:12:45] Oreos

[01:12:45] they have

[01:12:46] the green ones.

[01:12:47] They're good.

[01:12:48] They're probably good.

[01:12:51] Number two

[01:12:52] the Pepperidge Farm

[01:12:53] white macadamia nut.

[01:12:56] I like them.

[01:12:57] Are they soft?

[01:12:57] Yeah, they're soft.

[01:12:58] Okay.

[01:12:59] Aren't they soft?

[01:13:00] Yeah.

[01:13:00] Yeah.

[01:13:02] And number

[01:13:02] by number one

[01:13:05] that neither

[01:13:05] one of you

[01:13:06] would like

[01:13:07] but man

[01:13:08] I could eat

[01:13:09] a whole package

[01:13:10] of them

[01:13:11] is the Keebler

[01:13:12] wafers.

[01:13:13] Oh, a wafer.

[01:13:15] I like the

[01:13:15] chocolate peanut butter

[01:13:16] fudge wafers

[01:13:17] that little Debbie

[01:13:18] makes.

[01:13:18] You know what I'm talking about?

[01:13:19] Little Debbie knows.

[01:13:21] You know them

[01:13:21] little long

[01:13:23] rectangular

[01:13:25] chocolate wafers.

[01:13:26] Yeah.

[01:13:28] They're good.

[01:13:29] I'm so surprised

[01:13:30] you didn't say

[01:13:31] Subway cookies.

[01:13:33] Have you never had

[01:13:34] like a raspberry?

[01:13:35] The heated

[01:13:35] Subway cookies

[01:13:36] are pretty good.

[01:13:37] They could stop

[01:13:38] selling sandwiches

[01:13:39] and only do cookies

[01:13:40] and I think they'd be better.

[01:13:42] Believe it or not

[01:13:42] I don't

[01:13:43] or

[01:13:44] drink and vouch for me.

[01:13:45] I'm not a sweet

[01:13:46] eater.

[01:13:46] If you go to

[01:13:47] NBC sweets

[01:13:48] and they give you that

[01:13:49] cookie

[01:13:50] like Double Tree

[01:13:51] or in the

[01:13:51] Double Tree

[01:13:52] like the Lobbies

[01:13:53] as the

[01:13:53] yeah

[01:13:55] yeah, they're

[01:13:55] known for their

[01:13:56] now they are good.

[01:13:57] You know who else

[01:13:58] at Chick-fil-A

[01:13:59] has a really good

[01:13:59] chocolate chip cookie

[01:14:00] and they heat it

[01:14:01] they heat it before

[01:14:02] they give it to them.

[01:14:03] It's delicious.

[01:14:05] I love it.

[01:14:05] That was a

[01:14:07] was it Mrs.

[01:14:07] Fields who did the

[01:14:09] really good

[01:14:10] cookie the

[01:14:11] chocolate chip

[01:14:12] wasn't Mrs.

[01:14:13] Fields.

[01:14:14] I'm sure

[01:14:14] wasn't there a story

[01:14:15] about that.

[01:14:15] She was the

[01:14:16] ball girl for the

[01:14:17] Orioles.

[01:14:18] I mean for the

[01:14:19] Oakland A's.

[01:14:21] Oh,

[01:14:22] you look that up

[01:14:22] Woody.

[01:14:24] See if it's not

[01:14:25] Mrs.

[01:14:25] Fields.

[01:14:28] I think she

[01:14:28] was the

[01:14:28] ball girl for

[01:14:29] the

[01:14:30] Oakland Athletics

[01:14:31] and she would

[01:14:31] bake cookies

[01:14:32] for the

[01:14:32] baseball players

[01:14:33] see what comes up

[01:14:34] and it became so

[01:14:35] popular.

[01:14:36] She she had her

[01:14:36] own cookie

[01:14:37] lot.

[01:14:38] Let's see.

[01:14:40] It's amazing.

[01:14:41] So I got a

[01:14:41] couple cookies

[01:14:42] I can throw it

[01:14:42] your way.

[01:14:43] Go ahead.

[01:14:44] I mean,

[01:14:44] but only do it

[01:14:45] if you have to.

[01:14:46] Nutter Butters

[01:14:47] always on my list

[01:14:48] gotta like that.

[01:14:49] Yeah.

[01:14:50] You ever like something

[01:14:51] that is an

[01:14:52] off-brand

[01:14:53] that you actually

[01:14:54] like better

[01:14:54] than any

[01:14:55] on-brand?

[01:14:57] What's the off-brand?

[01:14:59] Okay.

[01:14:59] So

[01:15:00] a Food Lion

[01:15:01] Oh,

[01:15:02] yes.

[01:15:02] covered

[01:15:03] cookie.

[01:15:04] They come in

[01:15:04] this little

[01:15:05] sleeve

[01:15:05] like

[01:15:06] kind of like

[01:15:07] the packaging

[01:15:07] of Girl Scout

[01:15:08] cookies.

[01:15:09] Oh,

[01:15:09] yeah.

[01:15:09] So it's

[01:15:10] it's a

[01:15:10] chocolate

[01:15:11] fudge

[01:15:11] peanut butter

[01:15:11] cookie.

[01:15:12] Yeah.

[01:15:12] With the

[01:15:13] chocolate over

[01:15:14] I get it

[01:15:14] when we go

[01:15:15] hunting

[01:15:15] at the

[01:15:15] hunting camp.

[01:15:16] Okay.

[01:15:17] I go to

[01:15:17] Dollar General

[01:15:18] and I get

[01:15:18] the off-brand

[01:15:20] for some reason

[01:15:20] they're better

[01:15:21] than just

[01:15:21] the

[01:15:22] You can

[01:15:22] you're right

[01:15:23] about that.

[01:15:23] Yeah.

[01:15:23] You can find

[01:15:24] some

[01:15:25] some like

[01:15:25] that.

[01:15:28] What were they

[01:15:28] called?

[01:15:29] The Cheeznips?

[01:15:30] Are you at

[01:15:31] Cheezit

[01:15:31] or

[01:15:31] Cheeznips?

[01:15:33] Do they

[01:15:34] make both

[01:15:34] anymore?

[01:15:35] Yeah.

[01:15:36] And I just

[01:15:37] go

[01:15:37] I just grab

[01:15:38] the box.

[01:15:38] I think

[01:15:38] Cheezits

[01:15:39] is saltier

[01:15:41] but Cheeznips

[01:15:44] I don't know.

[01:15:45] I don't even

[01:15:45] I buy them

[01:15:45] all the time

[01:15:46] but I don't even

[01:15:46] know what I buy.

[01:15:47] What about

[01:15:48] better

[01:15:48] Cheddar's?

[01:15:49] Like I get

[01:15:49] the food

[01:15:49] I got the

[01:15:50] Foodline

[01:15:50] white

[01:15:51] Cheddar

[01:15:51] Nips

[01:15:52] the other day.

[01:15:53] I don't

[01:15:53] even know

[01:15:53] what they're

[01:15:53] called.

[01:15:54] It's

[01:15:54] just

[01:15:54] our good

[01:15:55] food.

[01:15:57] You

[01:15:57] love a

[01:15:58] good

[01:15:58] dip.

[01:16:01] It's pointy.

[01:16:02] It's got

[01:16:03] four

[01:16:03] pounds.

[01:16:04] It's so

[01:16:04] sharp.

[01:16:05] And I was

[01:16:06] right about

[01:16:06] Mrs.

[01:16:06] Fields.

[01:16:07] Right?

[01:16:07] Yes, you

[01:16:07] were.

[01:16:08] She was a

[01:16:08] but I

[01:16:09] just

[01:16:09] remember

[01:16:09] seeing that

[01:16:11] that's

[01:16:11] crazy.

[01:16:12] Did you

[01:16:12] start

[01:16:13] initially one

[01:16:13] of the

[01:16:13] original

[01:16:14] ball

[01:16:14] girls

[01:16:15] in the

[01:16:15] Major League

[01:16:15] Baseball.

[01:16:15] She

[01:16:16] used her

[01:16:16] pay

[01:16:16] to

[01:16:16] refine

[01:16:17] her

[01:16:17] cookie

[01:16:17] recipes.

[01:16:18] Isn't that

[01:16:19] crazy?

[01:16:19] Look at

[01:16:19] her.

[01:16:21] The

[01:16:23] one

[01:16:23] of the

[01:16:23] things

[01:16:24] that

[01:16:24] I

[01:16:24] hate

[01:16:25] and this

[01:16:25] happened

[01:16:25] to me

[01:16:26] last

[01:16:26] week

[01:16:27] before

[01:16:27] my

[01:16:27] die

[01:16:28] is

[01:16:29] I

[01:16:29] bought

[01:16:30] Foodline

[01:16:31] has

[01:16:31] the

[01:16:31] in

[01:16:32] the

[01:16:32] deli

[01:16:32] section.

[01:16:33] They

[01:16:33] have

[01:16:33] the

[01:16:34] cookies

[01:16:34] that are

[01:16:34] in

[01:16:34] that

[01:16:35] plastic

[01:16:35] container.

[01:16:36] Oh,

[01:16:36] yep.

[01:16:36] You

[01:16:37] open

[01:16:37] them up

[01:16:37] and it's

[01:16:37] like

[01:16:38] two

[01:16:38] sleeves

[01:16:39] full

[01:16:39] of

[01:16:39] big

[01:16:39] cookies.

[01:16:42] So these

[01:16:42] were

[01:16:42] double

[01:16:43] chocolate

[01:16:43] chunk.

[01:16:44] No,

[01:16:44] they

[01:16:45] were

[01:16:45] chocolate

[01:16:45] chunk

[01:16:46] cookie.

[01:16:46] So they

[01:16:46] weren't

[01:16:46] chocolate

[01:16:47] chip

[01:16:47] cookies.

[01:16:47] They

[01:16:47] were

[01:16:48] chocolate

[01:16:48] chunk

[01:16:49] chunk

[01:16:50] cookie.

[01:16:51] I went

[01:16:51] home

[01:16:52] and I

[01:16:53] actually

[01:16:53] couldn't

[01:16:53] wait

[01:16:54] to get

[01:16:54] into

[01:16:54] one

[01:16:54] that

[01:16:54] I

[01:16:55] ate

[01:16:55] one

[01:16:55] before

[01:16:55] supper

[01:16:56] and it

[01:16:56] was

[01:16:56] dry

[01:16:57] and

[01:16:57] hard.

[01:16:59] I

[01:16:59] thought

[01:16:59] it was

[01:16:59] going

[01:16:59] to be

[01:16:59] a

[01:16:59] chewy

[01:17:00] chunk

[01:17:01] cookie

[01:17:02] and man,

[01:17:03] I just

[01:17:03] wrote

[01:17:03] it.

[01:17:03] I didn't

[01:17:04] need

[01:17:04] another

[01:17:04] one

[01:17:04] piss.

[01:17:05] There's

[01:17:05] nothing

[01:17:06] worse.

[01:17:06] No sugar

[01:17:07] cookie

[01:17:07] can be

[01:17:07] good

[01:17:08] too.

[01:17:08] Depends

[01:17:09] on the

[01:17:09] sugar

[01:17:09] cook.

[01:17:09] Yeah,

[01:17:10] you

[01:17:17] need that for moisture.

[01:17:18] Now,

[01:17:19] what

[01:17:19] did you

[01:17:19] do?

[01:17:20] You're

[01:17:20] right.

[01:17:21] My

[01:17:21] grandmother

[01:17:22] used to

[01:17:22] make them,

[01:17:23] dude,

[01:17:23] and I

[01:17:24] hate them.

[01:17:24] Like,

[01:17:25] and you

[01:17:25] know what

[01:17:26] I'm

[01:17:26] talking about?

[01:17:27] A snickerdoodle.

[01:17:27] No,

[01:17:28] the stupid

[01:17:28] peanut butter

[01:17:29] with

[01:17:29] the

[01:17:30] fork.

[01:17:30] Yeah.

[01:17:31] When I was a

[01:17:32] little kid,

[01:17:33] that was my

[01:17:33] favorite ever.

[01:17:34] And then I threw

[01:17:34] up one

[01:17:35] night because

[01:17:36] I ate too many of

[01:17:36] them and I couldn't

[01:17:37] eat them again.

[01:17:37] Yes,

[01:17:38] that happens to me.

[01:17:39] I like how mad you

[01:17:40] got at your

[01:17:41] grandma just now.

[01:17:42] Me?

[01:17:42] Oh,

[01:17:43] dude.

[01:17:43] So bad.

[01:17:44] My mom still talks

[01:17:45] about it.

[01:17:46] She's like,

[01:17:47] oh,

[01:17:49] speaking of

[01:17:50] top 10 and

[01:17:51] grandmothers and

[01:17:52] all that stuff,

[01:17:53] Memaw got

[01:17:54] pissed because

[01:17:55] I mentioned how

[01:17:56] good Aunt

[01:17:57] Sherry's

[01:17:58] broccoli

[01:17:59] casserole was.

[01:18:00] Will you tell her

[01:18:01] I'm pissed that

[01:18:02] it took her this

[01:18:03] long to finally

[01:18:04] tune back in?

[01:18:05] But yeah,

[01:18:06] how could you

[01:18:07] forget?

[01:18:08] And what did

[01:18:09] you forget?

[01:18:10] That I was

[01:18:11] giving credit

[01:18:12] to Aunt

[01:18:13] Sherry's

[01:18:14] broccoli casserole.

[01:18:15] My mom said

[01:18:16] it's her

[01:18:17] broccoli casserole

[01:18:18] and I was

[01:18:19] like,

[01:18:20] no,

[01:18:21] it's not.

[01:18:22] It's understandable.

[01:18:23] It's like we got

[01:18:24] into it.

[01:18:25] I was like,

[01:18:26] Memaw,

[01:18:27] I'm not backing

[01:18:28] down.

[01:18:29] Aunt Sherry

[01:18:30] is no.

[01:18:31] I'm not saying yours

[01:18:32] ain't good.

[01:18:33] I bet you won't

[01:18:34] visiting or

[01:18:35] else you would have

[01:18:36] backed down.

[01:18:37] You must have

[01:18:38] been on the phone.

[01:18:39] Of course I was.

[01:18:40] I'm not going to

[01:18:41] say that in person.

[01:18:42] Oh,

[01:18:43] God.

[01:18:44] Yep.

[01:18:45] It was a better

[01:18:46] top 10 than I thought.

[01:18:47] How are we

[01:18:48] going to make

[01:18:49] anything

[01:18:50] entertaining?

[01:18:51] Famous Amos

[01:18:52] oatmeal.

[01:18:53] We're professionals.

[01:18:54] Cookies are so good.

[01:18:55] We're professionals.

[01:18:56] What's your

[01:18:57] type go to?

[01:18:58] Little Debbie's

[01:18:59] Evo cake.

[01:19:00] Little Debbie's

[01:19:01] cookie.

[01:19:02] I classify those

[01:19:03] cookies.

[01:19:04] The oatmeal

[01:19:05] cookies?

[01:19:06] Oh, man,

[01:19:07] they're good too.

[01:19:08] I don't ever

[01:19:09] turn down

[01:19:10] Little Debbie.

[01:19:11] I don't

[01:19:12] care what it is.

[01:19:13] Okay.

[01:19:14] So the guy that

[01:19:15] goes,

[01:19:16] throw it in an

[01:19:17] air fryer for 30 seconds

[01:19:18] and then throw ice

[01:19:19] cream on it.

[01:19:20] And he's like,

[01:19:21] it'll change your

[01:19:22] life.

[01:19:23] Are you kidding me?

[01:19:24] That's what he said.

[01:19:25] Man.

[01:19:26] He says unbelievable.

[01:19:27] Oh,

[01:19:28] I saw another life hack

[01:19:29] instead of Mimi of the week,

[01:19:30] life hack of the week.

[01:19:31] Take your

[01:19:32] ice trays and fill them with

[01:19:34] your tea.

[01:19:37] Then use the cubes

[01:19:38] to put into your tea and

[01:19:40] your tea won't be watered

[01:19:41] down.

[01:19:42] You know what I'm saying?

[01:19:43] Yeah,

[01:19:44] I could see that.

[01:19:45] Because you won't have

[01:19:46] to see all ice

[01:19:47] melting in your tea.

[01:19:48] No, no,

[01:19:49] that's true.

[01:19:50] Let me ask you this.

[01:19:51] Will your

[01:19:52] tea, if you put

[01:19:53] ice cubes

[01:19:54] in your

[01:19:55] teacup and then you

[01:19:56] filled it to the top,

[01:19:57] when it melts,

[01:19:58] will the tea

[01:19:59] come out of the cup?

[01:20:00] No.

[01:20:01] Of course not.

[01:20:02] But our scientists

[01:20:03] are like,

[01:20:04] no we're not.

[01:20:05] That's global warming.

[01:20:06] He said,

[01:20:07] no you idiot.

[01:20:08] Oh,

[01:20:09] me.

[01:20:10] That's a great segment.

[01:20:11] Now onto the real

[01:20:12] segment that everybody's been

[01:20:13] waiting on.

[01:20:14] Yes.

[01:20:15] I just got three things to say.

[01:20:16] God bless our troops.

[01:20:17] God bless America.

[01:20:18] Gentlemen, start your

[01:20:19] Before you get to your stuff,

[01:20:20] it's so funny how Doug,

[01:20:21] that's what, so Logan doesn't

[01:20:22] know him as Kevin James.

[01:20:23] Yes, he knows him from

[01:20:24] He knows him as Doug.

[01:20:25] And I'm like,

[01:20:26] you watch King of Queens?

[01:20:27] Oh, and he goes,

[01:20:28] oh my God.

[01:20:29] Yeah.

[01:20:37] I mean,

[01:20:38] I'm like,

[01:20:39] I'm like,

[01:20:40] I'm like,

[01:20:41] I'm like,

[01:20:42] I'm like,

[01:20:43] I'm like,

[01:20:44] I'm like,

[01:20:45] I'm like,

[01:20:46] I'm like,

[01:20:47] I'm like,

[01:20:48] I'm like,

[01:20:49] I'm like,

[01:20:50] I'm like,

[01:20:51] Oh my God.

[01:20:52] Yeah.

[01:20:53] It's funny how that

[01:20:54] generation could watch

[01:20:55] King of Queens and think

[01:20:56] it's great.

[01:20:57] You know what's even better

[01:20:58] about that is how Frank

[01:20:59] translates the dad,

[01:21:00] the father of all

[01:21:01] Oh yes.

[01:21:02] On both that and Seinfeld.

[01:21:04] Correct.

[01:21:05] You know what I mean?

[01:21:06] Yes.

[01:21:07] Douglas.

[01:21:08] Douglas.

[01:21:09] It's a funny show.

[01:21:10] The best.

[01:21:11] All right.

[01:21:12] On to your habit.

[01:21:13] All right.

[01:21:14] So the first cut that I have here,

[01:21:16] this is under dumb asses.

[01:21:18] The beginning is an actual

[01:21:20] question from CNN and you won't believe

[01:21:23] it's a real question from CNN.

[01:21:25] I mean like the way she sets it up

[01:21:27] and everything,

[01:21:28] but just listen to how this goofball

[01:21:30] your president answers this cut 20.

[01:21:33] Economy of course,

[01:21:34] it is by far the most important

[01:21:35] issue for voters.

[01:21:37] It's also true right now,

[01:21:38] Mr. President that voters by a wide

[01:21:40] margin trust Trump more on the economy.

[01:21:43] They say that in polls and part of

[01:21:45] the reason for that may be the

[01:21:46] numbers and,

[01:21:47] and you're aware of many of these,

[01:21:49] of course,

[01:21:50] the cost of buying a home in the

[01:21:51] United States is double what it was

[01:21:53] when you look at your monthly costs

[01:21:54] from before the pandemic.

[01:21:55] Real income when you account for

[01:21:57] inflation is actually down since

[01:22:00] you took office economic growth last

[01:22:02] week far short of expectations.

[01:22:04] Consumer confidence,

[01:22:05] maybe no surprise is near a two year

[01:22:08] low with less than six months to go

[01:22:11] to election day.

[01:22:12] Are you worried that you're running

[01:22:14] out of time to turn that around?

[01:22:16] We've already turned around.

[01:22:17] Look,

[01:22:18] look at the Michigan survey for 65%

[01:22:21] of American people think they're in

[01:22:22] good shape economically.

[01:22:23] I think the nation's not in good

[01:22:24] shape,

[01:22:25] but they're personally good shape.

[01:22:27] The polling data has been wrong all

[01:22:29] along.

[01:22:30] You know how many you guys do a

[01:22:32] poll with CNN?

[01:22:33] How many folks you have to call to

[01:22:35] get one response?

[01:22:36] The idea that we're in a situation

[01:22:39] where things are so bad,

[01:22:41] the folks that I mean,

[01:22:43] we've created more jobs.

[01:22:44] We've made we're in a situation

[01:22:46] where people have access to good

[01:22:48] paying jobs.

[01:22:49] And the last I saw the combination

[01:22:51] of the inflation,

[01:22:54] the cost of inflation,

[01:22:56] all those things that's really

[01:22:57] worrisome to people with good

[01:22:58] reason.

[01:22:59] That's why I'm working very hard

[01:23:00] to bring the cost of rentals down

[01:23:02] to increase the number of homes

[01:23:04] that are available.

[01:23:05] But let me say it this way.

[01:23:08] When I started this administration,

[01:23:11] people were saying we're going to be

[01:23:13] a collapse in the economy.

[01:23:14] We have the strongest economy in

[01:23:15] the world.

[01:23:16] Let me say it again,

[01:23:18] in the world.

[01:23:19] Although GDP last week was far short

[01:23:21] of expectations.

[01:23:22] Look, GDP is still growing.

[01:23:24] Look at the response to the market.

[01:23:26] You can just stop there.

[01:23:27] It's overwhelming.

[01:23:28] She doesn't really follow up.

[01:23:30] Of course not.

[01:23:31] In one of those answers he gives,

[01:23:33] he says something to the effect.

[01:23:35] Inflation was at 9% when I took

[01:23:37] office.

[01:23:38] And she doesn't say anything,

[01:23:40] but at least she did ask the

[01:23:42] question that he could answer.

[01:23:43] Now, I also think just as likely

[01:23:45] he got that question before he came

[01:23:47] on.

[01:23:48] Right?

[01:23:49] Of course.

[01:23:50] And he couldn't rattle off

[01:23:52] but to say that's not true.

[01:23:54] And he just rattles off his own

[01:23:56] poll.

[01:23:57] That's his own numbers.

[01:23:59] Dude.

[01:24:00] Like I just think back of

[01:24:02] if this was during Trump's

[01:24:04] term and you said the economy

[01:24:06] wasn't good,

[01:24:08] he wouldn't say,

[01:24:10] oh, you're wrong or you're

[01:24:12] polls are wrong.

[01:24:13] He would say, actually,

[01:24:15] the GDP growth is this.

[01:24:17] This is this.

[01:24:18] I mean, he could give you real

[01:24:19] numbers.

[01:24:20] They can't give you anything.

[01:24:22] There's no facts behind anything

[01:24:24] they do.

[01:24:25] So when he says unemployment is

[01:24:27] at an all time high

[01:24:29] or no, all time low.

[01:24:31] His employment is at an all time high.

[01:24:33] I'm going to give you an example,

[01:24:35] a real example of

[01:24:37] my fan duel.

[01:24:39] Okay?

[01:24:42] Okay.

[01:24:43] If I go on fan duel,

[01:24:45] it's going to tell me that I have

[01:24:47] won twenty one hundred dollars.

[01:24:49] Okay.

[01:24:50] All right.

[01:24:51] God, you're better than I am.

[01:24:52] I've lost twenty one.

[01:24:53] Yeah. Yeah. But listen, this is

[01:24:54] me. This is my point.

[01:24:55] You just made my point for me.

[01:24:57] Okay.

[01:24:58] I'm listening.

[01:24:59] I've only put two hundred in.

[01:25:01] I just bet ten dollars at a time.

[01:25:03] I didn't tell you how much I lost.

[01:25:05] Okay.

[01:25:07] I've lost in that same amount

[01:25:09] of time twenty two hundred dollars.

[01:25:11] So instead of being two hundred,

[01:25:13] I'm at a hundred.

[01:25:15] Well, maybe I've looked at.

[01:25:16] But I tell everybody that I've won

[01:25:18] twenty one hundred dollars.

[01:25:20] I only put two hundred in

[01:25:22] and I have one twenty one hundred

[01:25:24] dollars.

[01:25:25] That's my perfect example of telling

[01:25:27] you how the economy is stronger.

[01:25:29] That's crazy.

[01:25:30] Isn't that cool?

[01:25:31] What a great example.

[01:25:33] Did that correlate?

[01:25:34] Yeah, but I'm trying to.

[01:25:35] You got me wondering now because

[01:25:37] the only thing I knew is how much money

[01:25:39] I've lost.

[01:25:40] You can look at your stats.

[01:25:41] It'll tell you.

[01:25:42] I see it now.

[01:25:43] It's nowhere near as bad as I thought

[01:25:44] it was.

[01:25:45] No, it is.

[01:25:46] Don't fool yourself.

[01:25:47] You're doing Biden math.

[01:25:48] You're still the same loss, Brian.

[01:25:50] Yeah.

[01:25:51] Listen, I bet nine hundred and

[01:25:53] sixty dollars.

[01:25:54] Yeah.

[01:25:55] I've won four hundred and fifty six.

[01:25:57] Okay.

[01:25:58] So I'm at a negative five hundred

[01:26:00] and four.

[01:26:01] You're in the hole to vandal.

[01:26:03] Oh, yeah.

[01:26:04] You can't go in the hole.

[01:26:06] I just told you.

[01:26:07] You owe them money.

[01:26:08] Well, no.

[01:26:09] Oh, my God.

[01:26:10] This is my career.

[01:26:11] I'm coming across this table.

[01:26:12] No, my career stats are I've won

[01:26:15] four hundred and fifty six.

[01:26:16] I bet nine hundred and sixty.

[01:26:18] So I've lost five hundred and

[01:26:20] four dollars.

[01:26:21] How much you have in your account

[01:26:22] right now?

[01:26:23] Eighty dollars.

[01:26:24] Okay.

[01:26:25] Well, how much did you have you put

[01:26:26] in?

[01:26:27] According to this, nine hundred and

[01:26:28] sixty.

[01:26:29] You did not put nine hundred and

[01:26:31] sixty of your own dollars in.

[01:26:33] I don't know how to figure this

[01:26:36] out.

[01:26:37] Just send it to me.

[01:26:38] Well, no.

[01:26:39] So I win.

[01:26:40] I'm still playing.

[01:26:41] Exactly.

[01:26:42] All right.

[01:26:43] All right.

[01:26:44] So listen.

[01:26:45] Listen to me.

[01:26:46] Okay.

[01:26:49] I got to have your focus here.

[01:26:50] All right.

[01:26:51] Because you cannot see the video,

[01:26:53] but I need Woody's help here.

[01:26:55] I think Woody, I think what you

[01:26:57] should do is say the name after

[01:26:59] the name.

[01:27:00] Okay.

[01:27:01] Would you say in your time

[01:27:03] that you've been in the hole?

[01:27:05] I've been in the hole.

[01:27:06] Okay.

[01:27:07] Would you say in your top ten

[01:27:09] things of your kids having done

[01:27:11] something or whatever, or even you

[01:27:13] have done something is to

[01:27:14] graduate?

[01:27:15] Yeah.

[01:27:16] Okay.

[01:27:17] They really take the

[01:27:19] enunciation of the names

[01:27:20] importantly.

[01:27:21] Like I've been to some of these

[01:27:22] things and they really do care.

[01:27:23] All right.

[01:27:24] So this is a graduation from

[01:27:26] last weekend.

[01:27:27] This is what I would refer to

[01:27:29] as a DEI hire.

[01:27:31] That's not a racist comment.

[01:27:32] That is we put someone in a

[01:27:34] position to do that.

[01:27:35] Okay.

[01:27:36] So what I would say is that

[01:27:38] you did not merit it.

[01:27:39] Okay.

[01:27:40] That's not a racist comment.

[01:27:41] That's a merit comment.

[01:27:42] All right.

[01:27:43] So cut 25 and Woody, after each

[01:27:45] person, this person says, I want

[01:27:47] you to read the name that's on

[01:27:48] the screen.

[01:27:49] Okay.

[01:27:50] Okay.

[01:27:51] Cut 25.

[01:27:52] Alison Nicole Bishop.

[01:27:53] Alison Nicole Bishop.

[01:27:54] You might have to pause.

[01:27:55] All right.

[01:27:56] The first one right here.

[01:27:58] Alison Nicole Bishop.

[01:28:03] Alison Nicole Bishop.

[01:28:06] Sarah Virginia Brennan.

[01:28:17] Maybe Lee Zubath.

[01:28:23] Maeve.

[01:28:24] Maeve Elizabeth.

[01:28:25] Well, this one's a tough one.

[01:28:27] Bruh.

[01:28:28] Bronskowski or something.

[01:28:29] Yeah.

[01:28:30] But she's not even close.

[01:28:31] And you don't know it and you're laughing.

[01:28:34] Oh my God.

[01:28:36] How did she miss this one?

[01:28:37] Hold on.

[01:28:38] Say the name first if you got it.

[01:28:41] All right.

[01:28:42] It's Molly Elizabeth Camp.

[01:28:45] Okay.

[01:28:46] Easy, right?

[01:28:47] Yeah.

[01:28:48] My Lina Zubath.

[01:28:51] Zubath Camp.

[01:28:54] Tom Moobme.

[01:28:55] So you're the person.

[01:28:59] Somebody actually said.

[01:29:00] Oh my God.

[01:29:01] Listen.

[01:29:02] All right.

[01:29:03] Let me see if I can turn it off just a little bit.

[01:29:07] All right.

[01:29:08] Tom Moobme.

[01:29:11] Somebody said, oh my God.

[01:29:14] But dude.

[01:29:15] Thomas Michael.

[01:29:16] How do you mess that up?

[01:29:19] How?

[01:29:20] I mean.

[01:29:21] Oh my gosh.

[01:29:22] So no doubt.

[01:29:23] The excuse was afterwards that she got printed the annunciations.

[01:29:27] Annunciation spellings.

[01:29:28] No.

[01:29:29] You know what I'm saying?

[01:29:31] Like when they put, but who would do that?

[01:29:33] Oh my God.

[01:29:34] You would do it for somebody who doesn't know how to do their job.

[01:29:37] Yeah.

[01:29:38] But wouldn't you have the name too though?

[01:29:39] Right.

[01:29:40] Should you be around enough that you could at least get close?

[01:29:43] I mean, I might even get just chef's if you just tell me once.

[01:29:46] What job or what college is this?

[01:29:49] Does it tell you?

[01:29:50] I had heard it on the news and I should do more research.

[01:29:54] I'll check that out.

[01:29:55] It'd be something like that.

[01:29:56] I mean, these look like smart kids like Dartmouth.

[01:29:58] That's what the kind of the logo, the emblem look like.

[01:30:01] How sad is that for the parents, the kid?

[01:30:04] But kudos to governor DeSantis for starting the ball rolling and getting rid of DEI.

[01:30:11] Yeah.

[01:30:12] And now I see where Chapel Hill has gotten rid of their DEI.

[01:30:15] Yeah.

[01:30:16] So hopefully that is coming back airway.

[01:30:19] Guarantee is not going to stop at UVA.

[01:30:22] It's Thomas Jefferson University in Philadelphia.

[01:30:25] That was where it happened.

[01:30:26] There you go.

[01:30:27] I mean, it's real man.

[01:30:28] All right.

[01:30:29] Can we do the smart guy?

[01:30:30] It's only a minute.

[01:30:31] Yeah.

[01:30:32] OK.

[01:30:33] So here's the smart end.

[01:30:34] We had dumbasses here.

[01:30:35] Smart dude.

[01:30:36] I absolutely still love there's some older people that I love.

[01:30:38] Newt Gingrich is one.

[01:30:39] Bill O'Reilly is another.

[01:30:40] Yes.

[01:30:41] So I want you all to listen this.

[01:30:42] The beginning of this is the news stories that were on TV just in May, May 9th.

[01:30:49] But listen to the news stories and then listen to Bill O'Reilly.

[01:30:52] Cut 30.

[01:30:53] Nikki Haley, who's been out of the race for two months, got 125,000 votes.

[01:30:58] 21%.

[01:30:59] That's got to mean something.

[01:31:01] Nikki Haley, someone who's no longer actually running, taking a substantial share of the

[01:31:06] votes.

[01:31:07] But still what you're seeing in Indiana is a large number, 22%.

[01:31:10] Haley actually delivering a warning sign for the former president.

[01:31:14] And last night's Republican primary in Indiana.

[01:31:16] While Trump did win, former candidate Nikki Haley grabbed 22% of the vote, even

[01:31:22] though she dropped out of the race in March.

[01:31:25] All those people are lying to you.

[01:31:28] All of them.

[01:31:30] Okay.

[01:31:31] So that it was MSNBC and ABC News.

[01:31:36] They're all lying.

[01:31:38] Why would they lie?

[01:31:39] How would they lie?

[01:31:41] It was an open primary.

[01:31:43] Anybody could vote for anybody.

[01:31:45] Nikki Haley got 22% of the vote because Democrats crossed over and vote for her.

[01:31:51] Just like New Hampshire.

[01:31:53] Remember New Hampshire?

[01:31:55] That's it.

[01:31:56] Again.

[01:31:57] So the reporting is so false.

[01:32:00] Eventually.

[01:32:01] It's just a lie.

[01:32:03] You hope capitalism wins out, right?

[01:32:06] I keep waiting, dude.

[01:32:08] We've been talking about that for so long.

[01:32:10] Yeah, but it is a long game.

[01:32:12] Thank God for we have avenues for Bill O'Reilly.

[01:32:15] Bill O'Reilly got run off from Fox News and we still get to hear him.

[01:32:18] Isn't that great?

[01:32:19] It is wonderful.

[01:32:20] Yeah.

[01:32:21] Hanging around like a loose tooth.

[01:32:23] Why are my dentures in the ice tray?

[01:32:25] It's Carolina Kevin.

[01:32:29] Oh, it's that guy again.

[01:32:33] Is he home?

[01:32:37] Is he home?

[01:32:41] Yeah.

[01:32:42] Kevin?

[01:32:43] Yo!

[01:32:44] There he is.

[01:32:46] Did you come in out of the cemetery fields?

[01:32:52] Yes, sir.

[01:32:53] They write a song, Cemetery Fields Forever.

[01:32:57] No.

[01:32:58] No.

[01:32:59] That's not the song.

[01:33:01] What song would that be that I was singing?

[01:33:04] Strawberry Fields.

[01:33:07] Kevin, we did a top 10 on cookies.

[01:33:09] Do you have any favorite cookies?

[01:33:11] Cookies?

[01:33:12] Yes.

[01:33:13] Cookies.

[01:33:16] Cookies.

[01:33:17] What was Trent's favorite?

[01:33:19] I like a soft chocolate chocolate cookie.

[01:33:22] What was your favorite?

[01:33:23] I like a soft chocolate chip.

[01:33:25] Soft chocolate chip.

[01:33:27] Warm cookies.

[01:33:28] What was your favorite?

[01:33:30] Mine was the wafers.

[01:33:34] That ain't a cookie.

[01:33:36] It is.

[01:33:38] That's why I call it wafer.

[01:33:41] I would agree with you, Kevin.

[01:33:43] Actually, I didn't bring that up and I'm glad you did.

[01:33:45] That's about the point.

[01:33:46] It sounds like you're eating a cookie as we speak.

[01:33:49] No, I'm eating sunflower seeds, but still a wafer ain't a cookie.

[01:33:53] What kind you got?

[01:33:55] Dill, BBQ, ranch or just plain old salt?

[01:33:59] Dill.

[01:34:01] The best kind.

[01:34:02] Damn.

[01:34:03] It took over the industry, man.

[01:34:04] Had to have.

[01:34:05] That's all I see people eating.

[01:34:07] Which brand?

[01:34:08] Well, let me guess.

[01:34:09] Can I guess which brand?

[01:34:11] Yes, that fits you just well.

[01:34:13] Bigs.

[01:34:14] There you go.

[01:34:15] They are the best.

[01:34:16] Spits are good too, but the Bigs are really good.

[01:34:19] Spits.

[01:34:20] Those names are freaking comfortable.

[01:34:21] I'm going to say what you do not buy.

[01:34:23] They're not a sponsor, are they?

[01:34:24] Davids?

[01:34:25] Davids.

[01:34:26] Man, that's like just taking salt and pouring down your throat.

[01:34:29] Yeah, it is way too salty.

[01:34:31] Yeah, it's like chewing on leather.

[01:34:33] Yeah.

[01:34:34] Do you eat the seed?

[01:34:36] Oh my God.

[01:34:37] In the shell?

[01:34:39] Trent.

[01:34:41] Trent eats both.

[01:34:42] I do not.

[01:34:43] You do too.

[01:34:44] Brian?

[01:34:45] Marty.

[01:34:46] Man, something got me so mad I almost yelled at you just like I do her.

[01:34:50] No, I don't eat the damn shell.

[01:34:53] Okay.

[01:34:54] Trent, go ahead.

[01:34:57] I'll give you the permission.

[01:34:59] Spits.

[01:35:00] He's my brother, so go ahead.

[01:35:02] Shut the hell up, Brian.

[01:35:04] So you're a spitter?

[01:35:06] Oh my God.

[01:35:10] That's what you're supposed to do.

[01:35:12] Okay, I agree.

[01:35:14] All right, so do you grow your own seeds?

[01:35:18] Do you have sunflower plants?

[01:35:21] I've done that once.

[01:35:22] No, you haven't.

[01:35:23] I've wanted to do it, but never done it.

[01:35:25] Is it worth doing?

[01:35:27] You know what a neat...

[01:35:28] I don't know how to harvest them.

[01:35:29] You know what a neat life hack is, how you harvest them?

[01:35:31] How?

[01:35:32] You take the palms, you put the back of the sunflower seeds, both flowers, and then your palms,

[01:35:37] and you rub the face of the seeds together, and they take them all out.

[01:35:41] You do.

[01:35:42] You don't have to pull them out or anything like that.

[01:35:44] So they all come out just by grinding the faces together.

[01:35:47] Kevin, when you plant a garden, do you just plant the same thing every year?

[01:35:51] Do you try to add a variety of something different?

[01:35:55] Something different.

[01:35:57] What's your different plant this year?

[01:35:59] That's a good question.

[01:36:01] Yellow tomatoes.

[01:36:04] Huh.

[01:36:05] Do they have a different taste?

[01:36:07] They're a little blander.

[01:36:09] Oh, are they?

[01:36:12] Listen at that one over there.

[01:36:15] How would you know?

[01:36:16] I love tomatoes.

[01:36:17] Oh, wow.

[01:36:19] You know, sometimes when I'm eating a salad...

[01:36:21] Be an educated man.

[01:36:23] I get to the end and the tomatoes are still there.

[01:36:25] And I didn't know that I don't like tomatoes.

[01:36:26] I wasn't purposely doing it, but I just noticed sometimes I do eat them,

[01:36:30] but other times they're just over there to the side.

[01:36:33] Hmm.

[01:36:34] Now, I love a...

[01:36:35] There's nothing better than a tomato sandwich with mayo.

[01:36:38] God, I could eat that with black pepper.

[01:36:40] I probably haven't had one of those in 10 years.

[01:36:42] No, you're wrong.

[01:36:44] You've got to say it right.

[01:36:45] Not a...

[01:36:46] Cheese.

[01:36:47] You've got to say a Maider sandwich.

[01:36:50] Yeah, Maider sandwich is good.

[01:36:52] You put American cheese on it or no?

[01:36:54] No.

[01:36:55] You don't muck it up with cheese.

[01:36:57] Bring it over there and smack him right up the side.

[01:36:59] Yeah, you don't muck it up with cheese, dude.

[01:37:01] It is tomato, black pepper, and mayo, period.

[01:37:05] So the reason why I can't is because the bread gets soggy

[01:37:09] and I'm not a soggy bread fan.

[01:37:11] Well, you don't set the sandwich on the counter

[01:37:13] for a half hour before eating it.

[01:37:15] No, you just put a blue plate.

[01:37:19] Now I'm a...

[01:37:20] Cheese thing with mayonnaise.

[01:37:22] I'm a sandwich cutter.

[01:37:24] Oh my God.

[01:37:25] I do like a sandwich cut in half.

[01:37:27] Yeah.

[01:37:28] Do you also cross your legs when you sit?

[01:37:30] Oh my God.

[01:37:32] I'm going to buy a cross cutter.

[01:37:34] Did Kevin and you not cut your sandwiches?

[01:37:41] That's a negative goes right at the patterns.

[01:37:44] You don't cut either, Woody?

[01:37:46] Oh God, yeah.

[01:37:47] You do, right?

[01:37:48] Corner to corner, yeah.

[01:37:49] Oh, you go corner to corner.

[01:37:50] I go angles.

[01:37:51] There you do.

[01:37:52] Yeah, of course.

[01:37:53] Gives you more points.

[01:37:54] Oh gosh.

[01:37:58] Oh Lord.

[01:37:59] I guess Woody over there uses Duke's.

[01:38:03] Oh, Duke's mayonnaise.

[01:38:05] That's all we buy.

[01:38:06] You just gave us a great top 10 for next week.

[01:38:08] Top 10 sandwiches.

[01:38:11] Trent's rolling his ass.

[01:38:14] You a miracle whip, Trent?

[01:38:16] Oh God, that's the worst stuff ever invented.

[01:38:20] That nailed sandwich.

[01:38:21] What is it called?

[01:38:22] Sandwich spread?

[01:38:23] Yeah, it's got like a relish.

[01:38:25] Yeah.

[01:38:26] That's good.

[01:38:27] Then there was that chow chow stuff my dad used to love.

[01:38:29] Oh no, I love chow chow on beans.

[01:38:31] Oh, can't do it.

[01:38:33] Trent, what's your favorite mayonnaise?

[01:38:36] I'm a light skim, like a skim of mayonnaise on a BLT is good.

[01:38:42] I'm not much of a mayonnaise fan, but I know they put them on the Whopper with cheese

[01:38:45] and I say I like that, but it can't be too much, but I would go Duke's.

[01:38:51] Blue plate?

[01:38:52] You ever had that?

[01:38:53] Never heard of it.

[01:38:54] Hellman's?

[01:38:55] They got blue.

[01:38:56] Blue plate.

[01:38:57] Mm-mm.

[01:38:58] He shops it.

[01:38:59] Where do you shop, Lowe's?

[01:39:01] Blue plate, it was the woman on there with the little bonnet and all.

[01:39:06] Blue plate.

[01:39:07] What's up, Woody?

[01:39:08] No, Kevin, I'm saying where do you shop?

[01:39:10] Do you shop at Lowe's?

[01:39:11] Lowe's Foods.

[01:39:12] Yeah.

[01:39:13] Oh, for some reason I thought, I was like damn, mayonnaise at Lowe's?

[01:39:16] I don't know what I was up to.

[01:39:18] Lowe's Foods grocery stores are really nice.

[01:39:20] Well, that's why I would assume that's where you shop.

[01:39:22] Where do you shop in South Hill?

[01:39:26] Piggly Wiggly.

[01:39:28] Y'all have a Piggly Wiggly?

[01:39:30] Yes, sir.

[01:39:31] Dude, I love Piggly Wiggies.

[01:39:33] Everybody says that.

[01:39:34] I've never heard anybody go, I don't like a Piggly Wiggly.

[01:39:37] So then why aren't they here?

[01:39:39] You know why?

[01:39:40] Piggly Wiggly is great.

[01:39:41] Because it's local.

[01:39:42] Guess what kind of sausage they sell, brownie pooh.

[01:39:48] Do they sell Nesas?

[01:39:51] Yes, sir.

[01:39:52] Wouldn't at all.

[01:39:55] There's nothing better than Nesa sausage.

[01:39:59] Yep, whenever you cook that sausage, you got to sit down, take your shoes off so you have room to eat all your food.

[01:40:05] It's good stuff.

[01:40:07] He's not lying.

[01:40:09] I can't remember what the story was last week.

[01:40:12] Marty might be able to text me.

[01:40:14] This is like her second favorite part of the show.

[01:40:16] It's stupid.

[01:40:18] We were somewhere and we said-

[01:40:20] Lies are her favorite place.

[01:40:23] We need a code word.

[01:40:25] And she said, toot-a-loo.

[01:40:28] So we need like a code word to leave, like let's get out of whatever we were doing.

[01:40:34] So we both know that we're going to go.

[01:40:37] She goes, how about toot-a-loo?

[01:40:39] I was like, oh, good one.

[01:40:40] Trent's safe word.

[01:40:41] That's my safe word.

[01:40:43] Toot-a-loo!

[01:40:44] That's enough.

[01:40:45] Toot-a-loo!

[01:40:47] Get out of here.

[01:40:49] It's crazy.

[01:40:52] It's terrible.

[01:40:54] Yeah, I like how you tried to play it off.

[01:41:00] We need a word to be able to leave.

[01:41:03] Okay.

[01:41:05] Oh, I just like a thin little layer of mayonnaise.

[01:41:11] I do.

[01:41:13] Now, do you like to mix your mayonnaise with anything, Kevin?

[01:41:17] Of course, man.

[01:41:18] How do you think they make macaroni salad?

[01:41:21] No, I mean like, I like mayonnaise and ketchup together.

[01:41:27] It's good.

[01:41:28] Well, what do you think's on a waffle?

[01:41:31] No, no, that's what I'm saying.

[01:41:32] I like a mixture of mayo and A1 is really good.

[01:41:38] I can't see it though.

[01:41:40] Like if you put the mayonnaise and the ketchup on the waffle,

[01:41:43] it's like a little bit of a mix of mayonnaise and ketchup.

[01:41:47] If you put mayonnaise and the ketchup on the whopper, I don't really see it.

[01:41:51] If you put that on a table, I'm going to have to scoot the plate away.

[01:41:54] I can't look at it.

[01:41:55] Something about it just makes me hurry.

[01:41:58] Now, I don't think I can eat mayonnaise and ketchup on a hot dog.

[01:42:05] I can.

[01:42:06] I think a hot dog is just like mustard, onions, chili, slaw.

[01:42:11] Yes.

[01:42:12] I don't know if you think of that in a mayonnaise.

[01:42:14] Slaw to hurry is a slaw to hurry.

[01:42:15] I can't put ketchup on a hot dog at all.

[01:42:17] That's Russian.

[01:42:18] No mayonnaise on a hot dog.

[01:42:21] You go up north, and I will say this is something I really like that I dated a girl once from New Jersey,

[01:42:27] and we went on the boardwalk and they sell a cup of fries with mayonnaise.

[01:42:35] You dip your fries in mayonnaise.

[01:42:37] That's why I would have ditched her.

[01:42:39] No, it is great.

[01:42:42] Ashley?

[01:42:43] Nothing but a fried dipper.

[01:42:46] Does Ashley hate mayonnaise because of that?

[01:42:49] No, she just likes to put sugar and macaroni and cheese.

[01:42:54] Oh, we mentioned that last week.

[01:42:56] Oh my God.

[01:42:57] Don't speak of that.

[01:42:59] Oh God.

[01:43:00] Let's just try putting mayonnaise on dancing.

[01:43:05] What was funny is we had mac and cheese on the Mother's Day lunch that we did this past weekend,

[01:43:13] and Reagan and I made Ashley mad.

[01:43:18] She was over there with the sugar going, I'll pour it on.

[01:43:23] Dude, you can't beat Stouffer's.

[01:43:25] They make it right.

[01:43:27] Listen, there are certain things that are better to buy and cook.

[01:43:30] That's it.

[01:43:31] I had Stouffer's mac and cheese with my Mother's Day meal that I made,

[01:43:35] which was shrimp, black beans, and coleslaw.

[01:43:38] But the boys, they want a mac and cheese.

[01:43:41] So I'll throw Stouffer's in there.

[01:43:43] Dude, it's better than homemade.

[01:43:45] Correct.

[01:43:46] And they do a damn good job at lasagna too, by the way.

[01:43:48] Yes.

[01:43:49] Mom, why even try?

[01:43:51] Exactly.

[01:43:52] Don't stop trying to put ricotta cheese in the right thickness.

[01:43:55] Just buy Stouffer's.

[01:43:56] Yep, you buy Stouffer's and grab some hamburger meat, put it in there,

[01:44:00] and you got, whoop, whoop, hamburger.

[01:44:05] Damn, Ashley just texted me to shut up, Kevin.

[01:44:10] That's not what Marty texted me.

[01:44:16] Oh boy.

[01:44:17] What did you say?

[01:44:18] This is my best part of the show!

[01:44:22] Toodle-oo.

[01:44:25] Y'all got rain down there?

[01:44:28] Of course.

[01:44:30] It's rained here a couple days.

[01:44:32] It's...

[01:44:33] The sun is gone, this went by.

[01:44:35] Are we behind the month?

[01:44:38] Like, April showers.

[01:44:41] We're 4.6 inches of raining ahead of the average this month of May.

[01:44:48] Well, we didn't have any rain in April, so we needed it in May for sure.

[01:44:52] Weather-wise, we seem to be in April still, in the middle of May.

[01:44:57] It's warm enough.

[01:44:59] Last year was cold, like all the way up.

[01:45:02] We definitely were a month behind last year.

[01:45:04] I know, May 15th, don't plant nothing on me, you got the problem.

[01:45:09] I'm serious.

[01:45:10] We add in five days, it's May 10th, everything is good now.

[01:45:13] I planted this weekend.

[01:45:15] Everybody should be so happy.

[01:45:17] I'm happy for you.

[01:45:18] I've got four tomato plants and four green peppers.

[01:45:21] Come on, ride that train.

[01:45:26] Yep.

[01:45:27] Ride it up.

[01:45:28] Do you know what he's saying?

[01:45:30] No.

[01:45:31] It's Kevin.

[01:45:33] Does anybody know what he's saying?

[01:45:36] I just said, come on, ride that train.

[01:45:38] Oh, okay.

[01:45:39] Did you watch NASCAR again this weekend?

[01:45:42] Yes, and Kathy Lasky won.

[01:45:45] And guess what?

[01:45:46] Mr. Kevin Kav put $10 on me and I won $170.

[01:45:50] I had Redick to finish in the top three.

[01:45:56] So I was happy.

[01:45:57] Like I didn't even care that Keselowski won or that Bush won.

[01:46:01] In fact, I wanted the two.

[01:46:03] I was like, oh cool, Tyler.

[01:46:04] And then they crashed each other and I'm like, son of a biscuit.

[01:46:07] I put 10 bucks and won one 70.

[01:46:11] I was like, oh yeah.

[01:46:13] I had William Byron.

[01:46:16] And then I keep, I always bet every week with Eric Jones.

[01:46:19] One of these days I'm going to win.

[01:46:22] You better watch out this coming weekend.

[01:46:24] You know, they're at North Wilkes barrel for the all star race.

[01:46:28] Yeah.

[01:46:29] Who's your, who's your pick for that one?

[01:46:31] Half of them will be racing.

[01:46:32] Josh Barry.

[01:46:33] Nope.

[01:46:34] Probably not race.

[01:46:35] Oh, that's right.

[01:46:37] It's going to be my number nine board.

[01:46:40] Oh, chase.

[01:46:42] There you go.

[01:46:43] Oh, Kevin.

[01:46:44] Guess what I did this weekend?

[01:46:46] Oh, you will love it.

[01:46:48] You forgot this.

[01:46:51] Dude.

[01:46:52] Kevin would love this because I'm telling you back in the day,

[01:46:55] this was me and my brother guess where I went this weekend.

[01:46:58] Do you know?

[01:46:59] Do you know?

[01:47:00] Do you know?

[01:47:01] Sound boss.

[01:47:02] Yes.

[01:47:03] And I'm telling you the best time I've had in 20 years,

[01:47:06] I, it was so much fun.

[01:47:08] I'll take offense to that.

[01:47:09] Well,

[01:47:11] We've had some great times at Martinsville.

[01:47:13] I've had great times with them.

[01:47:14] Talladega, Martinsville.

[01:47:15] I'm just telling you, it was so fun.

[01:47:17] The whole event.

[01:47:18] Natural bridge.

[01:47:19] No natural bridge is dead to me.

[01:47:20] Huh?

[01:47:21] The SC.

[01:47:22] Support center.

[01:47:23] What is the SC?

[01:47:24] Easy.

[01:47:25] Easy.

[01:47:26] Easy.

[01:47:27] Easy.

[01:47:28] Easy.

[01:47:29] Easy.

[01:47:30] Easy.

[01:47:31] Easy.

[01:47:32] Easy.

[01:47:33] Easy.

[01:47:34] Easy.

[01:47:35] Easy.

[01:47:36] Easy.

[01:47:37] Easy.

[01:47:38] Easy.

[01:47:40] Easy.

[01:47:41] Easy.

[01:47:42] Anyway,

[01:47:43] Dancing on the aisle.

[01:47:44] Next up, De-licious.

[01:47:47] Oh Lord.

[01:47:50] Anyway, we had a great time and I'm telling you,

[01:47:53] you should come down one weekend.

[01:47:55] We'll go with Dylan and we'll all go out to South Boston.

[01:47:58] It is so much fun.

[01:48:00] The access,

[01:48:01] the facilities are phenomenal.

[01:48:03] Like we have this in our own backyard, man.

[01:48:05] It was Mother's Day weekend.

[01:48:07] I couldn't cut out,

[01:48:08] but I do want to go.

[01:48:10] I'm going in June.

[01:48:11] June 8th is the next race.

[01:48:13] I'm going to actually go camp.

[01:48:15] Is Trent going?

[01:48:17] I don't know.

[01:48:18] Yes.

[01:48:19] Dude, it's...

[01:48:21] What about Woody?

[01:48:23] Is he allowed to go?

[01:48:24] No, he doesn't like racing.

[01:48:26] Like the only racing that dude has ever watched is cars.

[01:48:30] Millennium Falcon.

[01:48:32] I didn't say we liked racing, but he likes us.

[01:48:35] The only thing he knows is Mater.

[01:48:37] The racing is just a break between drinking.

[01:48:40] Not really, because it's not a break.

[01:48:43] Now this dude, they have a bar at South Boston in the Speedway.

[01:48:49] An actual bar where you can walk in and there's, you know,

[01:48:54] beer and whatever.

[01:48:56] It was so nice.

[01:48:57] Their facilities are great.

[01:48:58] All night long, had a blast.

[01:49:00] Enjoyed the heck out of it.

[01:49:02] Last time I went,

[01:49:03] I think this is right.

[01:49:05] Kevin, correct me if I'm wrong.

[01:49:07] We were there.

[01:49:09] We lost Kevin.

[01:49:11] It was me, Kevin and my dad.

[01:49:13] We couldn't find him.

[01:49:14] Guess where he was?

[01:49:16] He was in David Pearson's hauler with David Pearson.

[01:49:20] Am I right, Kevin?

[01:49:22] Yeah, I was there in that chiller.

[01:49:25] Comes out.

[01:49:26] You couldn't have been what?

[01:49:27] 14, 15 maybe?

[01:49:29] 14.

[01:49:30] Yeah, about 14.

[01:49:32] Comes out of the hauler with Chew.

[01:49:35] Am I right about that?

[01:49:39] You had the Chewing Tobacco.

[01:49:41] In the little postcards that they gave back then.

[01:49:45] Like how does a 15 year old get Chewing Tobacco?

[01:49:48] But he does.

[01:49:49] Well, I guess back then it didn't matter, did it?

[01:49:52] There was no age.

[01:49:53] We chewed it.

[01:49:55] So Aaron Hart Sr. was racing and I got a part of his car.

[01:49:59] Sure did.

[01:50:00] He wrecked it in turn two.

[01:50:02] Hit the wall.

[01:50:04] Sure was.

[01:50:05] I mean, we need to bring that back.

[01:50:08] NASCAR needs to understand.

[01:50:10] They do a pretty good crowd, right?

[01:50:12] Oh, it was great.

[01:50:14] That's what I'm saying.

[01:50:15] They have figured it out there.

[01:50:17] They now sell tailgate.

[01:50:20] So you can just back your truck up to the fence.

[01:50:23] And Trent, I told Logan, I was like,

[01:50:25] Trent would back up, turn his little speakers on,

[01:50:27] and we would be having a blast.

[01:50:29] You can do that.

[01:50:30] You can buy a seat or you can just bring a chair and sit in turn three.

[01:50:34] I mean, it's like it's 15 bucks.

[01:50:37] I mean, where are you going to go for entertainment like that?

[01:50:40] Nice.

[01:50:41] I think we should back up and have Trent back up.

[01:50:45] We have Woody there to introduce him into having a good time.

[01:50:51] Not just being at home.

[01:50:53] It's great.

[01:50:54] It really is.

[01:50:55] Woody, just let your hair down.

[01:50:57] Woody, good golly Moses.

[01:50:59] You know what's funny?

[01:51:00] Laura loves going to races.

[01:51:01] She used to go to races all the time.

[01:51:02] We'll take her.

[01:51:03] Yeah.

[01:51:04] Well, let me tell you quickly.

[01:51:07] We were in the suites, me and Logan.

[01:51:10] It was just me and Logan.

[01:51:11] We went just me and him.

[01:51:13] I got one of the suites because I wasn't sure what it was like.

[01:51:17] I just said, what the hell?

[01:51:19] You can't go wrong with a suite.

[01:51:20] It was 40 bucks to sit in a suite.

[01:51:22] It's not like it was expensive.

[01:51:23] I was wondering.

[01:51:24] No.

[01:51:25] We're up there and we're watching the race.

[01:51:28] It was a really good, interesting race.

[01:51:32] Let me throw this name out there.

[01:51:35] Trent probably knows him.

[01:51:36] I know Kevin will know him.

[01:51:38] The guy who won was Peyton Zellers.

[01:51:42] Do you know that name?

[01:51:46] Sounds familiar.

[01:51:47] He's ran NASCAR.

[01:51:48] Yeah, I've heard of him.

[01:51:49] Oh yeah.

[01:51:50] His first national championship was in 2005.

[01:51:54] Oh wow.

[01:51:55] His second national championship was in 2023.

[01:51:58] This guy in the booth with us says, how y'all like that guy, Peyton Zellers?

[01:52:05] Nobody said a word that was up there.

[01:52:09] He goes, yeah, I think it's kind of crappy that Joe Gibbs sponsors him and sends him his pit crew and all of his tires and all of his money.

[01:52:19] When you got these poor mom and pops down here just trying to make ends meet.

[01:52:24] Obviously he must be one of the ones trying to make ends meet.

[01:52:27] He did not mix words because apparently Peyton just wins every race and that must be a bad, you know, which sucks for the rest of them.

[01:52:38] But yeah, you could definitely see Joe Gibbs written all over the car.

[01:52:43] So guess what restaurant sponsors him, Trent?

[01:52:47] We ate there and watched the ACC championship basketball game where Virginia beat Duke.

[01:52:57] The grand round.

[01:53:01] Close, but no.

[01:53:04] Clarence's.

[01:53:06] Now you know what that is.

[01:53:08] Right there as you're going to Greensboro.

[01:53:11] What's that?

[01:53:13] I don't know what that is.

[01:53:15] Is it 220?

[01:53:16] What takes you to Greensboro?

[01:53:17] Yeah.

[01:53:18] All right.

[01:53:19] Just before you get out of Martinsville or in Martinsville, Clarence's is on your right.

[01:53:23] It's orange.

[01:53:25] We ate there.

[01:53:26] We sat in the back room and watched the ACC championship game.

[01:53:30] Sorry.

[01:53:31] You and Perry.

[01:53:32] I don't think that was me.

[01:53:33] Oh yes, because I had to listen to your mouth the whole time.

[01:53:36] Oh my God.

[01:53:38] I'm sure it's interesting.

[01:53:40] Remember that time we was over watching a football game?

[01:53:44] We just.

[01:53:48] That was hilarious.

[01:53:50] That was the best.

[01:53:52] Did Brian win a jersey or something?

[01:53:54] I did win something that game.

[01:53:56] That was great, man.

[01:53:57] What happened to good old mud puppies?

[01:54:00] Chick chicken wings and stuff.

[01:54:02] And we sit there and watch the game.

[01:54:04] It was like they kick a field goal or something.

[01:54:08] We were jumping around, chest bumping and it was nuts.

[01:54:15] I was just reminded my wedding was 15 years ago.

[01:54:19] Okay, maybe.

[01:54:20] Best time I ever had.

[01:54:23] I couldn't because there was a obnoxious guy at our wedding reception.

[01:54:29] That was true.

[01:54:33] I have 15 college.

[01:54:39] Three ring binders.

[01:54:41] All this stuff written down.

[01:54:44] So I'm getting this like locked up.

[01:54:48] A safe deposit box at the bank.

[01:54:51] What are you talking about?

[01:54:54] Of all the stuff that we've done in the past, like 20 years.

[01:54:58] I wrote it all down.

[01:55:00] It's in like 15 different college bound.

[01:55:03] Three ring binders.

[01:55:05] It's down here in the.

[01:55:07] It's like an archive.

[01:55:08] First citizens bank.

[01:55:10] Like vault.

[01:55:12] Sounds like blackmail.

[01:55:14] What he doesn't tell you is Jeffrey Epstein's list.

[01:55:17] Oh, I forgot that.

[01:55:19] All right.

[01:55:21] We got to head out.

[01:55:23] Kevin.

[01:55:24] I mean, Trent, your brother's in there too.

[01:55:26] Little Brad.

[01:55:28] Hey, you guys might think this is interesting, but you know, it was a throwback weekend at Wiltsboro.

[01:55:34] So I'm sitting there just enjoying the race.

[01:55:37] Good Sunday weather.

[01:55:39] Just, oh man, throwback.

[01:55:41] And then they show and I did not remember this at all.

[01:55:44] They show the 71 car and I don't even know who drives the 71 car.

[01:55:47] It's one of the they are spires teams.

[01:55:52] Spire Motorsports.

[01:55:53] They made it red and gold 71 and they did a throwback to Dave Marcus.

[01:55:59] So I'm sitting there watching this and it piqued my interest.

[01:56:02] And they showed the exact car that he won at Martinsville in 1971.

[01:56:07] Sorry, 1975.

[01:56:09] And it was number 71.

[01:56:11] That's the first race I ever went to in my life.

[01:56:14] Get out of here.

[01:56:15] My parents took me to that race because Dave Marcus won it.

[01:56:18] It was his only win for ever and ever.

[01:56:21] Jesus, I didn't even hear about that.

[01:56:23] Well who's the one that's going to be racing Tim Richmond's old car?

[01:56:27] Is that William Byron?

[01:56:30] Is he?

[01:56:31] Somebody.

[01:56:32] Dude, that was awesome.

[01:56:33] Tyler Riddick.

[01:56:34] That was a Tim Richmond looking car too.

[01:56:38] He did that.

[01:56:39] That color scheme was a dedication to Tim Richmond.

[01:56:42] I don't know who's doing the, you mean the Folgers 25?

[01:56:45] Like that color look?

[01:56:47] Yeah.

[01:56:48] I think they're going to be racing it in North York.

[01:56:51] Oh, okay.

[01:56:52] Oh, so they got throwbacks this weekend too?

[01:56:54] I think so.

[01:56:55] Yeah.

[01:56:56] Cause I know.

[01:56:57] All right.

[01:56:58] Well Trent, I got to get off here, but I'm going to ask you a question.

[01:57:00] All right.

[01:57:01] The word of the day is Daisy.

[01:57:04] Daisy?

[01:57:05] Yep.

[01:57:06] But like if you're on a horse, you're what?

[01:57:12] Cowboy?

[01:57:14] No.

[01:57:15] What do you do actually physically do when you're, or if you're in a taxi,

[01:57:20] you're what?

[01:57:21] Riding.

[01:57:23] And if you got a playful baseball team and you got a uniform and you slide

[01:57:28] into second base, you get what?

[01:57:33] A trolley horse.

[01:57:34] Stolen base, a steel, a strawberry?

[01:57:37] No.

[01:57:38] Dirty.

[01:57:39] Your uniform gets what?

[01:57:40] Dirty.

[01:57:42] So then you ride the horse is what?

[01:57:46] Riding.

[01:57:47] Riding dirty.

[01:57:48] And then you get what?

[01:57:49] Dirty.

[01:57:50] Riding dirty.

[01:57:51] So the word of the day is Daisy.

[01:57:54] Daisy keep me rolling.

[01:57:56] They hating.

[01:57:59] Riding dirty.

[01:58:02] Brian be quiet, I'll slap you when I come see you again.

[01:58:07] All right.

[01:58:08] I knew that was going to take forever.

[01:58:13] Got a weight loss update?

[01:58:14] Yeah.

[01:58:15] Stay the same this week.

[01:58:17] Don't you have to, what are you now?

[01:58:20] 60 what?

[01:58:21] 60?

[01:58:22] No, last week I was 64.

[01:58:25] But don't you have to lose 100 before June something?

[01:58:28] I do.

[01:58:29] Shut up.

[01:58:30] Yes, I do.

[01:58:31] So you got lost 40 pounds in a month?

[01:58:32] Yeah.

[01:58:33] That ain't possible.

[01:58:34] I do.

[01:58:35] 15 days without food.

[01:58:36] Yeah.

[01:58:37] Yes.

[01:58:38] I still am only doing in the afternoons because Ashley gets mad at me.

[01:58:44] I go home and I eat one cup of beef bouillon.

[01:58:50] The weekends are getting me.

[01:58:51] The damn Mother's Day dinners.

[01:58:53] Oh no.

[01:58:55] You know what got me this weekend?

[01:58:56] Because I lost six but I was down eight and I got two back on Mother's Day.

[01:59:01] Those damn twisted T's.

[01:59:03] You know what I'm talking about?

[01:59:04] Yeah.

[01:59:05] Those things are so good and I was enjoying the race, cooking and enjoying a Mother's

[01:59:09] Day.

[01:59:10] I remember when the last time I had alcohol.

[01:59:13] Wait a minute.

[01:59:16] In about 10 minutes?

[01:59:18] No, first hour.

[01:59:20] Hour number one.

[01:59:22] All right.

[01:59:23] I'm going to rattle off some people to you.

[01:59:25] Uh oh.

[01:59:26] You tell me who these are.

[01:59:27] It's five names.

[01:59:28] Okay.

[01:59:29] All right.

[01:59:31] E-Mord, Chuck Smith, Scott Parkinson, Hung Chow and Eddie Garcia.

[01:59:37] Woody?

[01:59:40] Yeah.

[01:59:41] Any idea?

[01:59:42] I know.

[01:59:43] No, I don't.

[01:59:44] You know who they are?

[01:59:45] Can I guess?

[01:59:46] Yeah.

[01:59:47] They're running for Congress.

[01:59:48] No, they are running for Virginia Senate.

[01:59:53] Damn, I was close.

[01:59:54] You were close but this is what this political show is.

[01:59:57] Hung Chow.

[01:59:58] A band or something.

[01:59:59] So get this.

[02:00:00] John E.

[02:00:01] Mord is from Illinois.

[02:00:02] Yes.

[02:00:03] Chuck Smith is from North Carolina.

[02:00:05] Scott Parkinson, you have no idea where he's from, which means he's not from Virginia.

[02:00:10] Okay.

[02:00:11] I think he's from Florida after I did more research.

[02:00:14] Hung Chow is from Vietnam and Eddie Garcia, you couldn't find where he was from either,

[02:00:21] but I had to keep looking.

[02:00:22] He's from Texas.

[02:00:23] Those are the five guys that we're going to try to pick.

[02:00:26] Remember me saying that I went to go elect early?

[02:00:29] Vote early?

[02:00:30] Primary.

[02:00:31] Yeah, we have Bob Good versus-

[02:00:33] We've got no chance of beating Kane is what you're saying.

[02:00:37] Why?

[02:00:38] I mean, right.

[02:00:40] It's not because Kane is good.

[02:00:42] We don't even make an attempt.

[02:00:44] It's like, dude, don't you think it's kind of a bit collusion?

[02:00:47] Kind of.

[02:00:48] Like, hey Tim, we're not going to go after you if you guys don't go after

[02:00:52] Yonkin when he runs or you know what I mean.

[02:00:55] Something.

[02:00:56] We can't get a Virginian to run.

[02:00:59] I don't get it either.

[02:01:00] And by the way, of those names, and I want to say this because if I was going

[02:01:04] to vote and because I looked at what each one campaigned under right while I'm

[02:01:08] there, I'm like, okay, who's doing what?

[02:01:10] Hung Chow is who I would, the Vietnamese guy-

[02:01:13] Absolutely.

[02:01:14] Is who I would go probably vote for.

[02:01:16] Great commercial.

[02:01:17] Oh, I didn't even know.

[02:01:18] I haven't seen commercial.

[02:01:19] We played it on here one day.

[02:01:20] Oh, we did?

[02:01:21] Yeah.

[02:01:22] When he beats on the-

[02:01:23] I wasn't here.

[02:01:25] Yes.

[02:01:26] Episode 76.

[02:01:28] When he Rain Man?

[02:01:31] Definitely.

[02:01:32] Anyway, he seemed to have a fascinating story and-

[02:01:37] He does have a fascinating-

[02:01:38] The other guy is Eddie Garcia, but man, he's trying to be that all

[02:01:41] inclusive guy, but 20 years in the military and I was starting to think,

[02:01:44] you know, and then here it is.

[02:01:46] He's not anti-Trump, but he's like-

[02:01:49] Yeah, that's the thing.

[02:01:51] You're right.

[02:01:52] Northern Virginia, they go to military and then all of a sudden they're

[02:01:56] Virginians.

[02:01:57] Yeah.

[02:01:58] And it's not.

[02:01:59] I said it a long time ago, Southwest Virginia hasn't produced anybody

[02:02:04] in God knows how long.

[02:02:06] It's a shame because we have good politicians from Southwest Virginia.

[02:02:10] You know who would be a great one?

[02:02:12] Stephen Newman.

[02:02:13] Stephen Newman, yeah.

[02:02:14] Stephen Newman would be an awesome guy.

[02:02:16] He's not a hillbilly.

[02:02:18] No.

[02:02:19] They would have been a great senator.

[02:02:21] Yeah.

[02:02:22] But no, we don't push them.

[02:02:23] We don't do anything.

[02:02:24] They don't- I mean, I don't get it either.

[02:02:27] Saturday night, I'm going to go see our next governor, by the way.

[02:02:30] She's doing a campaign here.

[02:02:32] Oh, Winsome Cedar.

[02:02:33] Yes.

[02:02:34] How great would she have been in the Senate?

[02:02:36] But if you're right-

[02:02:38] Let her be governor first.

[02:02:39] Is Warner stepping down and Youngkin's taking his spot?

[02:02:42] Is that the agreement?

[02:02:43] I'm just thinking there's going to be something like that where

[02:02:46] Youngkin can still have an office.

[02:02:48] Then Winsome Sears would be the other senator.

[02:02:50] Let her be governor first and then let her run as senator.

[02:02:55] And then Steve Newman.

[02:02:56] Maybe he can run for governor.

[02:02:58] Anyway, I just thought those names.

[02:03:03] Like that literally went to go do the House-

[02:03:06] That's how awful Ralph Northam was.

[02:03:08] And I had no idea who any of them were.

[02:03:10] He was so bad that nobody even wanted him.

[02:03:12] Not even the Democrat party.

[02:03:14] Yeah.

[02:03:15] You know what would you have done if you'd have gone to vote

[02:03:19] and those five names are there and you don't know who any of them are.

[02:03:23] I'm definitely Wing Chung in it.

[02:03:26] Hung Chow?

[02:03:28] Wasn't there a song?

[02:03:31] Wing Chung tonight.

[02:03:33] Yeah, it was, but it didn't sound anything like that.

[02:03:35] Hung Chow, whatever his name is.

[02:03:37] I didn't vote.

[02:03:38] I was afraid to vote for the wrong guy.

[02:03:40] You can't go back.

[02:03:42] So that's my question. Why couldn't I?

[02:03:44] I did vote.

[02:03:45] I'm only voting once.

[02:03:47] Yeah, but there's no back seats. Once you've done it.

[02:03:49] I know you give them the license and they know you came once.

[02:03:51] But I didn't vote for the top half.

[02:03:53] I could go back.

[02:03:54] I'm not going to vote for the bottom half this time.

[02:03:56] I always vote for the bottom half.

[02:03:58] Except on baby reindeer.

[02:04:01] Oh God.

[02:04:03] First of all, my wife calls me today-

[02:04:06] I love at the end of the show you say first of all.

[02:04:09] She says-

[02:04:10] Last of all-

[02:04:11] She says, can you go on to the insurance and fill out a survey?

[02:04:17] So they send you a survey every year for your health, right?

[02:04:20] If you fill it out, your premiums monthly are $18 cheaper.

[02:04:25] Just by filling out the survey.

[02:04:27] Do it.

[02:04:28] Exactly. Except for the questions.

[02:04:30] Oh, woke.

[02:04:31] Dude, why do you need to know whether I'm straight, gay, transgender?

[02:04:36] I mean, what are you asking me?

[02:04:38] What is your skin tone?

[02:04:40] The-

[02:04:43] I identify as perfect.

[02:04:46] I'll go with that.

[02:04:48] Get the answer wrong.

[02:04:50] End of show.

[02:04:52] End of show.

[02:04:53] Song.

[02:04:54] Get this, dude.

[02:04:55] I thought because I saw-

[02:04:57] I always like to do a song like the short song if I'm not going to find somebody motivated.

[02:05:00] Yes.

[02:05:01] You've had a Johnny Trash.

[02:05:02] You did Johnny Cash.

[02:05:03] Which I never would have played.

[02:05:04] I mean, A Boy Named Sue is okay.

[02:05:06] The other ones were too short.

[02:05:07] I like to have a long song so we have a little bit of a rest before I would have to do a song.

[02:05:11] A little bit of a rest before hour number two.

[02:05:14] And hour number two rhymes with Sue.

[02:05:17] I like to go right with it.

[02:05:18] See, I'm professional.

[02:05:19] So when I went to look up my favorite Johnny Cash song, I thought it was certainly going to be Folsom County Blues or whatever.

[02:05:26] Yeah, that's the one I was going to go for.

[02:05:27] Or Walk the Line.

[02:05:28] Only two minutes, yes.

[02:05:29] But I saw this one and dude, this song gets me.

[02:05:33] Hurt.

[02:05:34] Picked a good one.

[02:05:35] Yeah.

[02:05:36] Of course. I could have told you that.

[02:05:37] Okay. Well, I had it written down so you saw it.

[02:05:38] No, I did not!

[02:05:39] I'm going to quit doing it.

[02:05:40] I'm going to quit writing these down.

[02:05:41] I did not!

[02:05:42] I am going to quit writing them down.

[02:05:43] You wanted a markup show and then you still with Thunder.

[02:05:47] I did not know that was your pick.

[02:05:49] That's exactly what I picked.

[02:05:50] Because I know that's your favorite Johnny Trash song.

[02:05:53] So I listened to the original, you know, Nine Inch Nails did that song.

[02:05:57] Yeah.

[02:05:58] He did the cover for it.

[02:05:59] I mean, he ended up covering for it.

[02:06:01] One of the people that wrote said best cover for a song ever.

[02:06:06] Meaning him redoing it was better than the original.

[02:06:09] Oh, yes. Definitely.

[02:06:10] Yeah.

[02:06:11] Although I do like Nine Inch Nails.

[02:06:13] Next week I'll play Nine Inch Nails, but not Hurt.

[02:06:15] I like their other song.

[02:06:16] The animal one?

[02:06:17] Yes.

[02:06:18] I wanna you like an animal.

[02:06:21] Maybe not.

[02:06:22] All right. See you next week.

[02:06:24] See you next week.

[02:06:25] I hurt myself today

[02:06:41] To see if I still feel

[02:06:46] I focus on the pain

[02:06:52] The only thing that's real

[02:06:57] The needle tears a hole

[02:07:02] The old familiar sting

[02:07:07] Try to kill it all away

[02:07:12] But I remember everything

[02:07:18] What have I become

[02:07:22] My sweetest friend

[02:07:29] Everyone I know's away

[02:07:36] In the end

[02:07:40] And you could have it all

[02:08:07] You stay the hell away from me here

[02:08:10] I wear this crown of thorns

[02:08:16] Upon my liar's chair

[02:08:21] Full of broken thoughts

[02:08:26] I cannot repair

[02:08:31] Beneath the stains of time

[02:08:36] The feelings disappear

[02:08:41] You are someone else

[02:08:46] I am still right here

[02:08:51] What have I become

[02:08:57] My sweetest friend

[02:09:03] Everyone I know goes away

[02:09:10] In the end

[02:09:12] And you could have you down

[02:09:28] But start again

[02:09:52] Could find a way